Changes: Shanghaied: Patrick's ending/transcript

Revision as of 04:52, 24 July 2015

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Shanghaied short "Shanghaied: Patrick's ending," which aired on November 5, 2002 (Sea Stories DVD) September 22, 2009 (The First 100 Episodes disc 5).

[The episode goes normal, until it gets to the decision]
Flying Dutchman: Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... You are it! [Stops on Patrick.]
SpongeBob: That's you, Patrick. Make your wish.
Patrick: Uhh...
Squidward: Wait, Patrick, listen. I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time, understand?!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before.
Patrick: Uhh...
SpongeBob: That's not gonna do it! Think harder!
Patrick: Uhh...
Squidward & SpongeBob: Come on! Come on, Patrick! Yeah! Put on your thinking cap!
Patrick: Uhh... [Inside Patrick's eye is a toaster that brings up some toast.] Okay! I've got it.
Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted.
Patrick: [Chewing on gum.] Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum?
Squidward: You wished for gum?
Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath!
[Each take a piece of gum. Later, we see Flying Dutchman with a big belly.]
SpongeBob: Come on, mister, let us out! Don't be so mean! Don't be so fatty!
Patrick: Aaaah! Let us out!
Flying Dutchman: Ahh, minty.

@@ Line 6: / Line 6: @@
 |shortnumber = 1
 |shorttype = Shanghaied shorts
-|airdate = [[September 22]], [[2009]]
+|airdate = [[Timeline:November 5|November 5]], [[Timeline:2002|2002]] ([[Sea Stories]] DVD)
+[[Timeline:September 22|September 22]], [[Timeline:2009|2009]] ([[The First 100 Episodes#Disc 5|The First 100 Episodes]] disc 5)
 }}
+{{L|''[The episode goes normal, until it gets to the decision]''}}
-*'''[[Flying Dutchman]]:''' Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... You are it! (stops on Patrick)
+{{L|Flying Dutchman|Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... You are it! ''[Stops on Patrick.]''}}
-*'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SpongeBob]]:''' That's you, Patrick. Make your wish.
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's you, Patrick. Make your wish.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Uhh...}}
-*'''[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]:''' BIllie Jean, not my lover, she just a girl, ( moonwalks.)
+{{L|Squidward|Wait, Patrick, listen. I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time, understand?!}}
-*'''[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]:''' Patrick, I do no-
-*'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you've got to think harder than you've ever thought before.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Uhh...}}
-*'''Patrick:''' Uhhh... ( shows Patrick's brain which is a bagel.) I want this
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's not gonna do it! Think harder!}}
-*Flying Dutchman: Your wish is granted.
+{{L|Patrick|Uhh...}}
-*'''Patrick: Yeah! Chuck Norris!!!!'''
+{{L|Squidward & SpongeBob|Come on! Come on, Patrick! Yeah! Put on your thinking cap!}}
-*'''Chuck Norris: ( Slams fist into diamonds, which break.) Huff, Yeah?!!'''
+{{L|Patrick|Uhh... ''[Inside Patrick's eye is a toaster that brings up some toast.]'' Okay! I've got it.}}
-*'''Patrick: Beat the Flying Dutchman up into my secret box.'''
+{{L|Flying Dutchman|Thou wish is granted.}}
-*'''Flying Dutchman: No! P-Please, um, it was, WHAT THE FUC- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''
+{{L|Patrick|''[Chewing on gum.]'' Oh, I'm sorry. Want some gum?}}
+{{L|Squidward|You wished for gum?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath!}}
+{{L|''[Each take a piece of gum. Later, we see Flying Dutchman with a big belly.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, mister, let us out! Don't be so mean! Don't be so fatty!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Aaaah! Let us out!}}
+{{L|Flying Dutchman|Ahh, minty.}}