Shady Lanes Assisted LivingFacility is a retirement home only seen in the episode "Hello Bikini Bottom!" Squidward and SpongeBob try to play music here, but an old man keeps shouting "Too loud!"
The exterior of the home has pink walls and two clear glass doors with a wooden frame around them. It has a green roof that is shaped like leaves, and various windows with coral colored curtains are seen around the home. Lastly, there is a pink sign coming out of the roof which reads, "Shady Lanes Assisted Living Facility" in coral and purple writing with swirl designs around the "Facility" text.