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{{L|Narrator|The first day of spring in Bikini Bottom. The flowers are blooming... the rainbows are--um, how you say?--bowie, the jellyfish are buzzing. ''[flowers grow all over SpongeBob's house, covering it]'' and it's time for the tradition...}}
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{{L|Narrator|The first day of spring in Bikini Bottom. The flowers are blooming, the rainbows are... how you say? Bowing. The jellyfish are buzzing, ''[flowers grow all over SpongeBob's house, covering it]'' and it's time for the traditional...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|SPRING CLEANING!! Guess what time of year it is Gary?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|SPRING CLEANING!! Guess what time of year it is, Gary?}}
 
{{L|Gary|Meow! ''[Gary meowing in pain. SpongeBob singing while using Gary as a vacuum cleaner to clean up his house]''}}
 
{{L|Gary|Meow! ''[Gary meowing in pain. SpongeBob singing while using Gary as a vacuum cleaner to clean up his house]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks for your help Gar!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks for your help, Gar!}}
 
{{L|Gary|Meow!}}
 
{{L|Gary|Meow!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Hey SpongeBob!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Hey SpongeBob!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Patrick. How's your spring cleaning going?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Patrick. How's your spring cleaning going?}}
{{L|Patrick|It's Spring Cleaning Day?? Why didn't anybody tell me??}}
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{{L|Patrick|It's Spring Cleaning Day?? Why didn't anyone tell me??}}
 
{{L|''[Patrick runs through his pile of junk to get an ear cleaner]''}}
 
{{L|''[Patrick runs through his pile of junk to get an ear cleaner]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Found it! Thanks for the reminder, SpongeBob! ''[Patrick cleans his belly button]'' See ya again next spring. ''[notices trash can]'' Whatcha got in your trash can? Huh! You're throwing this away!!?? The wrapper of the gum I gave you yesterday!!?? }}
 
{{L|Patrick|Found it! Thanks for the reminder, SpongeBob! ''[Patrick cleans his belly button]'' See ya again next spring. ''[notices trash can]'' Whatcha got in your trash can? Huh! You're throwing this away!!?? The wrapper of the gum I gave you yesterday!!?? }}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh yeah..}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, yeah.}}
{{L|Patrick|Gosh! Some people just don't understand sentimental value. ''[gasps]'' You're throwing away Pete!!?? You can't part with a keepsake! That's why you keep them for pete's sake!! I'm disgusted! It's time to revalue your priorities.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Oh! Some people just don't understand sentimental value. ''[gasps]'' You're throwing away Pete!!?? Y-You can't part with a keepsake! That's why you keep them, for Pete's sake!! Hmph! Why, I'm disgusted! It's time you reevaluate your priorities.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm? Maybe Patrick is right all of these do hold precious memories. ''[garbage man tries to take junk. SpongeBob gasps]'' NOO!!! ''[tries to take his junk back]'' Come on! ''[continues to pull]'' Gotcha! Welcome home precious memorys. ''[puts back his junk and saves empty box of Kelpo and toy wrapper]'' Plastic wraps are neat, huh Gary?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. Maybe Patrick is right. All of these things do hold precious memories. ''[garbage man tries to take junk. SpongeBob gasps]'' NOO!!! ''[tries to take his junk back]'' Come on, you! ''[continues to pull]'' Gotcha! Welcome home, precious memories. ''[puts back his junk and saves empty box of Kelpo and toy wrapper]'' Plastic wrap is neat, huh, Gary?}}
{{L|Gary|Meow! ''[Gary on top of old newspaper]''}}
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{{L|Gary|Meow! ''[Gary is on top of old newspaper]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab]'' Order up! Careful with this one Squidward. They're special.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab]'' Order up! Careful with these ones, Squidward. They're special.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh dear me. I know I hope I never forget this moment.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, dear me. I know. I hope I never forget this moment.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You're right. I'm going to need something to preserve the memory.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You're right. I'm going to need something to preserve the memory.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh perfect! ''[SpongeBob keeps the krabby patties grease]'' Ah, memories. Greasy memories.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, perfect! ''[SpongeBob keeps the krabby patties grease]'' Ah, memories. Greasy memories.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoowee! Nothing like a hard day work at the Krusty Krab, eh Squidward?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Whoo-wee! Nothing like a hard day work at the Krusty Krab, eh, Squidward? Whew!}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob saves his work sweat]''}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob saves his work sweat]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|You're sentimental about your sweat?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|You're sentimental about your sweat?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh that's not all! And I'm also very sentimental about these Krusty Krab keepsakes, so many memories! Grill grease, gum from under the Krusty Krab table, today's mop water, bendy straws, mayonnaise, a collection of freshly use ketchup packets, and these are today's order tickets written by my favorite fellow employee, Squidward. See? This one has your tentacle print on it!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, that's not all! And I'm also very sentimental about these Krusty Krab keepsakes, so many memories! Grill grease, gum from under the Krusty Krab tables, today's mop water, bendy straws, mayonnaise, a collection of freshly used ketchup packets, and these are today's order tickets written by my favorite fellow employee, Squidward. See? This one has your tentacle print on it!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|OK, this is getting creepy now.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|OK, this is getting creepy now.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh well, better get these precious memories home.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, well, better get these precious memories home.}}
{{L|Squidward|Officially creeped out.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Officially creeped out now.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob singing]''♪Doo doo doo memories, doo doo doo doo memories.♪ ''[open his door while all his junk is there]'' Hey, Gary. ''[Gary on top of more old newspaper trying to eat his food. SpongeBob going up the stairs with junk in his wagon]'' Ohh there! safe and sound! ''[SpongeBob junks almost falls down but SpongeBob close the door before it falls down]'' Whoo closed tight! And you said it won't fit- ''[all of SpongeBob's junk fall out]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob singing]''♪Memories, doo doo doo memories, doo doo doo doo memories.♪ ''[open his door while all his junk is there]'' Hey, Gary. ''[Gary on top of more old newspaper trying to eat his food. SpongeBob going up the stairs with junk in his wagon]'' Oh. Safe and sound! ''[SpongeBob junks almost falls down but SpongeBob close the door before it falls down]'' Whoo, closed up tight! And you said it wouldn't fit. ''[all of SpongeBob's junk falls out]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow, meow, meow}}
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{{L|Gary|Meow, meow, meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, nonsense Gary, I'll find a place to put it.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, nonsense, Gary, I'll find a place to put everything.}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob looks outside]''}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob looks outside]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|like the front yard!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Like the front yard!}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward sleeping and got up with the clock. Squidward gasp when he sees SpongeBob's junk. Squidward open his door when all of SpongeBob's junk is in the way. Squidward knocks on SpongeBob's door]''}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward sleeping and got up with the clock. Squidward gasp when he sees SpongeBob's junk. Squidward open his door when all of SpongeBob's junk is in the way. Squidward knocks on SpongeBob's door]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Who is it? ''[ in a singing voice]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Who is it? ''[in a singing voice]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|It's Squidward.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|It's Squidward.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|How do I know it's you?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|How do I know it's you?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Open the door, nitwit!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Open the door, nitwit!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh hi, Squidward can I help you?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hi, Squidward, can I help you?}}
{{L|Squidward|You can help... ''[Squidward looks at SpongeBob]'' Why are you wearing garbage?}}
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{{L|Squidward|You can certainly help... ''[Squidward looks at SpongeBob]'' Why are you wearing garbage?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks for noticing Squidward and that's a very becoming dress you're wearing this morning}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks for noticing, Squidward, and may I say that's a very becoming dress you're wearing this morning.}}
{{L|Squidward|Dress? It is not a dress, it's a night shirt! If you don't get rid of this trash, I'm calling the sanitation police.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Dress? It is not a dress, it's a nightshirt. If you don't get rid of this trash, I'm calling the sanitation police.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, not the sanitation police! You don't understand, these things aren't junk! They're my friends, like this little guy ''[SpongeBob crying at a light bulb]'' Alfred the light bulb. Oh, we had great time together Al, reading, paying the bills; why is it the ones who glow bright burn out the soonest!? ''[SpongeBob starts to cry]'' You will be nested .}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, not the sanitation police! You don't understand, these things aren't junk! They're my friends, like this little guy, ''[SpongeBob crying at a light bulb]'' Alfred the light bulb. Oh, we had great time together, Al, reading, paying the bills. Why is it the ones who glow brightest burn out the soonest?! ''[SpongeBob starts to cry]'' You will be missed.}}
{{L|Squidward|Touching. Still creepy, but touching. Time to make the phone call. ''[Cops come]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Touching. Still creepy, but touching. Time to make a phone call. ''[cops come]''}}
{{L|Cop 1|Sanitation police! this is a right step away from the refuge.}}
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{{L|Cop 1|Sanitation police! This is a raid. Step away from the refuse.}}
{{L|Squidward|Thank goodness, you're here officer.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Thank goodness you're here, officer.}}
 
{{L|Cop|Is this your filthy home?}}
 
{{L|Cop|Is this your filthy home?}}
{{L|Squidward|No it's not my home! It belongs to that filthy little dirtbag!}}
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{{L|Squidward|No, it's not my home! It belongs to that filthy little dirtbag!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|HI!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hi!}}
 
{{L|Cop 1|Thanks for the information, citizen.}}
 
{{L|Cop 1|Thanks for the information, citizen.}}
{{L|Cop 2|''[To Squidward]'' Hmmph, snitch.}}
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{{L|Cop 2|''[To Squidward]'' Hmph, snitch.}}
{{L|Cop 1|Do your duty, sargeant.}}
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{{L|Cop 1|Do your duty, Sergeant.}}
 
{{L|Cop 2|''[Puts a sticker that reads "COMDEMNED" on SpongeBob's house]''}}
 
{{L|Cop 2|''[Puts a sticker that reads "COMDEMNED" on SpongeBob's house]''}}
 
{{L|Cop 1|This residence is now comdemned.}}
 
{{L|Cop 1|This residence is now comdemned.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Condemned? What does that mean?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Condemned? What does that mean?}}
 
{{L|Cop 1|Condemned means this house is unfit to live in. You'll have to vacate the home immediately.}}
 
{{L|Cop 1|Condemned means this house is unfit to live in. You'll have to vacate the home immediately.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Vacate? You mean I have to move!?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Vacate? You mean I have to move?}}
 
{{L|Cop 1|Anything that is a threat to public health must be condemned. Sargeant. ''[Puts a sticker that reads "CONDEMNED" on the trashbag on SpongeBob's head]''}}
 
{{L|Cop 1|Anything that is a threat to public health must be condemned. Sargeant. ''[Puts a sticker that reads "CONDEMNED" on the trashbag on SpongeBob's head]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Thank you again, officers--}}
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{{L|Squidward|Thank you again, officers.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! Please don't condemn my house.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait! Please don't condemn my house.}}
{{L|Squidward|Sorry, SpongeBob, the law is the law! We can't just pick and choose which ones we follow.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Sorry, SpongeBob, the law is the law. We can't just pick and choose which ones we follow.}}
{{L|Cop 1|All request to commendation for you.}}
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{{L|Cop 1|I'll request a commendation for you.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Really?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Really?}}
 
{{L|Cop 1|Right after we condemn your house!}}
 
{{L|Cop 1|Right after we condemn your house!}}
{{L|Squidward|Ye... My house?!}}
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{{L|Squidward|My house?!}}
{{L|Cop 1|Yes! It's as filthy as your neighbors.}}
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{{L|Cop 1|Yes! It's as filthy as your neighbor's.}}
 
*'''SpongeBob:''' But isn't there anything we can do?
 
*'''SpongeBob:''' But isn't there anything we can do?
   
*'''Cop 1: '''You can evacuate the premises or... throw... away... your... junk? 
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*'''Cop 1: '''You can evacuate the premises or throw away your junk. 
   
*'''SpongeBob:''' Throw away?
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*'''SpongeBob:''' Throw them away?
   
 
*'''Cop 1:''' Thank you for the attempt, ma'am.
 
*'''Cop 1:''' Thank you for the attempt, ma'am.
   
*'''Squidward:''' Ma'am? It's a night shirt! [The cops leaved] This is all your fault! You have to get rid of your junk right now!''' '''
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*'''Squidward:''' Ma'am? It's a nightshirt! ''[the cops leave]'' This is all your fault! You have to get rid of your junk right now!''' '''
   
*'''SpongeBob:''' I know. (crying) I'm gonna miss my sentimente! (continues crying)
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*'''SpongeBob:''' I know. ''[crying] ''I'm gonna miss them so much! ''[continues crying]''
   
 
*'''Squidward''': You really miss them?
 
*'''Squidward''': You really miss them?
   
*'''SpongeBob:''' No! I'll be strong. (continues crying again)
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*'''SpongeBob:''' No. I'll be strong. ''[continues crying again]''
   
 
*'''Squidward:''' Well, maybe you can take photos of all your junk... uh, friends before you toss them away.
 
*'''Squidward:''' Well, maybe you can take photos of all your junk... uh, friends before you toss them away.
   
*'''SpongeBob:''' That's a great idea, Squidward! Then years from now, I can look at the photos, and remember my... remember my precious all the babies!
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*'''SpongeBob:''' That's a great idea, Squidward! Then years from now, I can look at the photos, and remember my... remember my precious little babies!
   
 
*'''Squidward:''' Creepy.
 
*'''Squidward:''' Creepy.
   
*'''SpongeBob:''' [cut to SpongeBob's house of SpongeBob taking photos] Say "Barnacles"! That's it. Working. Nice! Very nice! I'll be angry. Amazing, little pouty! Now, smile!
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*'''SpongeBob'':''' [cuts to SpongeBob's house of SpongeBob taking photos] ''Say "barnacles"! That's it. Working. Nice! Very nice! Now be angry. Amazing, little pouty! Now, smile!
   
 
*''[We bubble transition to SpongeBob and Squidward, the latter with his hat on and the former holding it, as the garbage man takes the junkaway. He elbows Squidward to get his attention, and then points to his head to remind him to take his hat off.]''
 
*''[We bubble transition to SpongeBob and Squidward, the latter with his hat on and the former holding it, as the garbage man takes the junkaway. He elbows Squidward to get his attention, and then points to his head to remind him to take his hat off.]''
   
*'''Squidward:''' ''[mutters under his breath]'' Good grief... ''[takes his hat off]''
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*'''Squidward:''' ''[mutters under his breath]'' Oh, good grief. ''[takes his hat off]''
   
 
*''[SpongeBob sniffles as the garbage man takes the last can of junk away and throws it into the truck. SpongeBob walks over to him, holding up some dollar bills.]''
 
*''[SpongeBob sniffles as the garbage man takes the last can of junk away and throws it into the truck. SpongeBob walks over to him, holding up some dollar bills.]''
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*''[the garbage truck drives away]''
 
*''[the garbage truck drives away]''
   
*'''Squidward:''' Well, now that you completely ruined my day, once again, I'm going back to bed!
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*'''Squidward:''' Well, now that you completely ruined my day, once again, I'm going back to bed.
   
*'''SpongeBob:''' Alright, Nighty-night!
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*'''SpongeBob:''' Alright, nighty-night.
   
*'''Squidward:''' Idiot. [He opens the door full of photos. He saw a picture of Pete] What the...?! SpongeBob! Why is my house filled with photos of your dumb junk?!
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*'''Squidward:''' Idiot. ''[opens his door full of photos. He sees a picture of Pete]'' What the...?! SpongeBob, why is my house filled with photos of your dumb junk?
   
 
*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I forgot to tell you, I took so many pictures I ran out of room in my house. [ He opens the door too filled with photos and Patrick appears sliding with photos]
 
*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I forgot to tell you, I took so many pictures I ran out of room in my house. [ He opens the door too filled with photos and Patrick appears sliding with photos]
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*'''Patrick:''' Nice dress.
 
*'''Patrick:''' Nice dress.
   
*'''Squidward:''' [getting angry] IT'S A NIGHT SHIRT!!!
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*'''Squidward:''' [getting angry] IT'S A NIGHTSHIRT!!

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Template:EpisodeTr/155b

  • Narrator: The first day of spring in Bikini Bottom. The flowers are blooming, the rainbows are... how you say? Bowing. The jellyfish are buzzing, [flowers grow all over SpongeBob's house, covering it] and it's time for the traditional...
  • SpongeBob: SPRING CLEANING!! Guess what time of year it is, Gary?
  • Gary: Meow! [Gary meowing in pain. SpongeBob singing while using Gary as a vacuum cleaner to clean up his house]
  • SpongeBob: Thanks for your help, Gar!
  • Gary: Meow!
  • Patrick: Hey SpongeBob!
  • SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick. How's your spring cleaning going?
  • Patrick: It's Spring Cleaning Day?? Why didn't anyone tell me??
  • [Patrick runs through his pile of junk to get an ear cleaner]
  • Patrick: Found it! Thanks for the reminder, SpongeBob! [Patrick cleans his belly button] See ya again next spring. [notices trash can] Whatcha got in your trash can? Huh! You're throwing this away!!?? The wrapper of the gum I gave you yesterday!!??
  • SpongeBob: Oh, yeah.
  • Patrick: Oh! Some people just don't understand sentimental value. [gasps] You're throwing away Pete!!?? Y-You can't part with a keepsake! That's why you keep them, for Pete's sake!! Hmph! Why, I'm disgusted! It's time you reevaluate your priorities.
  • SpongeBob: Hmm. Maybe Patrick is right. All of these things do hold precious memories. [garbage man tries to take junk. SpongeBob gasps] NOO!!! [tries to take his junk back] Come on, you! [continues to pull] Gotcha! Welcome home, precious memories. [puts back his junk and saves empty box of Kelpo and toy wrapper] Plastic wrap is neat, huh, Gary?
  • Gary: Meow! [Gary is on top of old newspaper]
  • SpongeBob: [SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab] Order up! Careful with these ones, Squidward. They're special.
  • Squidward: Oh, dear me. I know. I hope I never forget this moment.
  • SpongeBob: You're right. I'm going to need something to preserve the memory.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, perfect! [SpongeBob keeps the krabby patties grease] Ah, memories. Greasy memories.
  • SpongeBob: Whoo-wee! Nothing like a hard day work at the Krusty Krab, eh, Squidward? Whew!
  • [SpongeBob saves his work sweat]
  • Squidward: You're sentimental about your sweat?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, that's not all! And I'm also very sentimental about these Krusty Krab keepsakes, so many memories! Grill grease, gum from under the Krusty Krab tables, today's mop water, bendy straws, mayonnaise, a collection of freshly used ketchup packets, and these are today's order tickets written by my favorite fellow employee, Squidward. See? This one has your tentacle print on it!
  • Squidward: OK, this is getting creepy now.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, well, better get these precious memories home.
  • Squidward: Officially creeped out now.
  • SpongeBob: [SpongeBob singing]♪Memories, doo doo doo memories, doo doo doo doo memories.♪ [open his door while all his junk is there] Hey, Gary. [Gary on top of more old newspaper trying to eat his food. SpongeBob going up the stairs with junk in his wagon] Oh. Safe and sound! [SpongeBob junks almost falls down but SpongeBob close the door before it falls down] Whoo, closed up tight! And you said it wouldn't fit. [all of SpongeBob's junk falls out]
  • Gary: Meow, meow, meow.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, nonsense, Gary, I'll find a place to put everything.
  • [SpongeBob looks outside]
  • SpongeBob: Like the front yard!
  • [Squidward sleeping and got up with the clock. Squidward gasp when he sees SpongeBob's junk. Squidward open his door when all of SpongeBob's junk is in the way. Squidward knocks on SpongeBob's door]
  • SpongeBob: Who is it? [in a singing voice]
  • Squidward: It's Squidward.
  • SpongeBob: How do I know it's you?
  • Squidward: Open the door, nitwit!
  • SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Squidward, can I help you?
  • Squidward: You can certainly help... [Squidward looks at SpongeBob] Why are you wearing garbage?
  • SpongeBob: Thanks for noticing, Squidward, and may I say that's a very becoming dress you're wearing this morning.
  • Squidward: Dress? It is not a dress, it's a nightshirt. If you don't get rid of this trash, I'm calling the sanitation police.
  • SpongeBob: Ah, not the sanitation police! You don't understand, these things aren't junk! They're my friends, like this little guy, [SpongeBob crying at a light bulb] Alfred the light bulb. Oh, we had great time together, Al, reading, paying the bills. Why is it the ones who glow brightest burn out the soonest?! [SpongeBob starts to cry] You will be missed.
  • Squidward: Touching. Still creepy, but touching. Time to make a phone call. [cops come]
  • Cop 1: Sanitation police! This is a raid. Step away from the refuse.
  • Squidward: Thank goodness you're here, officer.
  • Cop: Is this your filthy home?
  • Squidward: No, it's not my home! It belongs to that filthy little dirtbag!
  • SpongeBob: Hi!
  • Cop 1: Thanks for the information, citizen.
  • Cop 2: [To Squidward] Hmph, snitch.
  • Cop 1: Do your duty, Sergeant.
  • Cop 2: [Puts a sticker that reads "COMDEMNED" on SpongeBob's house]
  • Cop 1: This residence is now comdemned.
  • SpongeBob: Condemned? What does that mean?
  • Cop 1: Condemned means this house is unfit to live in. You'll have to vacate the home immediately.
  • SpongeBob: Vacate? You mean I have to move?
  • Cop 1: Anything that is a threat to public health must be condemned. Sargeant. [Puts a sticker that reads "CONDEMNED" on the trashbag on SpongeBob's head]
  • Squidward: Thank you again, officers.
  • SpongeBob: Wait! Please don't condemn my house.
  • Squidward: Sorry, SpongeBob, the law is the law. We can't just pick and choose which ones we follow.
  • Cop 1: I'll request a commendation for you.
  • Squidward: Really?
  • Cop 1: Right after we condemn your house!
  • Squidward: My house?!
  • Cop 1: Yes! It's as filthy as your neighbor's.
  • SpongeBob: But isn't there anything we can do?
  • Cop 1: You can evacuate the premises or throw away your junk. 
  • SpongeBob: Throw them away?
  • Cop 1: Thank you for the attempt, ma'am.
  • Squidward: Ma'am? It's a nightshirt! [the cops leave] This is all your fault! You have to get rid of your junk right now!
  • SpongeBob: I know. [crying] I'm gonna miss them so much! [continues crying]
  • Squidward: You really miss them?
  • SpongeBob: No. I'll be strong. [continues crying again]
  • Squidward: Well, maybe you can take photos of all your junk... uh, friends before you toss them away.
  • SpongeBob: That's a great idea, Squidward! Then years from now, I can look at the photos, and remember my... remember my precious little babies!
  • Squidward: Creepy.
  • SpongeBob: [cuts to SpongeBob's house of SpongeBob taking photos] Say "barnacles"! That's it. Working. Nice! Very nice! Now be angry. Amazing, little pouty! Now, smile!
  • [We bubble transition to SpongeBob and Squidward, the latter with his hat on and the former holding it, as the garbage man takes the junkaway. He elbows Squidward to get his attention, and then points to his head to remind him to take his hat off.]
  • Squidward: [mutters under his breath] Oh, good grief. [takes his hat off]
  • [SpongeBob sniffles as the garbage man takes the last can of junk away and throws it into the truck. SpongeBob walks over to him, holding up some dollar bills.]
  • SpongeBob: Your pay, my good man.
  • [The garbage man takes the money and gets into the truck. SpongeBob sniffs again as the truck begins to drive back to the dump.]
  • SpongeBob: [fighting back tears] Goodbye, little friends. Have fun at the dump!
  • [the garbage truck drives away]
  • Squidward: Well, now that you completely ruined my day, once again, I'm going back to bed.
  • SpongeBob: Alright, nighty-night.
  • Squidward: Idiot. [opens his door full of photos. He sees a picture of Pete] What the...?! SpongeBob, why is my house filled with photos of your dumb junk?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I took so many pictures I ran out of room in my house. [ He opens the door too filled with photos and Patrick appears sliding with photos]
  • Patrick: Nice dress.
  • Squidward: [getting angry] IT'S A NIGHTSHIRT!!