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Revision as of 18:36, 6 March 2013
A Sea Bear is a large piranha-like fish with claw-tipped fins and a head of a grizzly bear. Squidward didn't believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked by one in The Camping Episode. However, SpongeBob and Patrick are fervent believers, having read about them in the Bikini Bottom Inquirer and Fake Science Monthly, which are both tabloids. The Sea Bear is the main antagonist of the episode The Camping Episode.
Ways to Attract the Sea Bear
The following are ways that attract the Sea Bear.
Fake Science Monthly April:2004
- The Sea Bear can attack you if he doesn't like you.
- Playing the clarinet badly
- Waving your flashlight back and forward (flashlights are their natural prey according to Patrick)
- Stomping the ground
- Eating cubed cheese (sliced is safe)
- Wearing a sombrero upside down or in a goofy fashion
- Wearing clown shoes
- Wearing a hoop skirt
- Screeching like a chimpanzee.
- Running
- Limping (worse than running)
- Crawling (worse than limping)
- Drawing ovals in the sand
Prevention
Sea Bear attacks are preventable by drawing an Anti-Sea Bear Circle in the sand.
Quotes
- Squidward: [After told that he wasn't wearing his sombrero in silly fashion] How silly of me. You mean like this? [Tilts his sombreno, making it crooked] Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. [A green hand appears and flips Squidward's sombrero upside down]
- SpongeBob: No, like that. [A Sea Bear is growling at Squidward]
- Squidward: [Notices the Sea Bear] AHHHHHH! [The Sea Bear roars loudly at Squidward, Squidward runs, but the Sea Bear chases him and attacks him and leaves]
- SpongeBob: Squidward, are you okay? [Squidward appears bruised and batterd]
- Squidward: No. [SpongeBob and Patrick walk to Squidward as they carry their Anti-Sea Bear Circle]
- SpongeBob: Quick, get inside our Anti-Sea Bear Circle before he comes back! [He and Patrick drop their Anti-Sea Bear circle]
- Patrick: Sea Bears often attack more than once. [Squidward gets up]
- Squidward: Are you crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster. I'm running for my life! [Runs out of the scene]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: NO! [Sea Bear reappears roaring and attacks Squidward, Squidward screams, and the Sea Bear leaves]
- SpongeBob: Don't run! Sea Bears hate that! [Squidward gets up]
- Squirdward: Thanks foe the tip. I guess I'll just limp home then. [Limps out of the scene]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: NO! [The Sea Bear reappears roaring and attacks Squidward, Squidward screams, and the Sea Bear leaves]
- SpongeBob: They hate limping more than running!
- Squidward: Well, I guess I'll just have-- [The Sea Bear reappears roaring and attacks Squidward, Squidward screams, and the Sea Bear leaves]
- SpongeBob I should have warned you about crawling! [The Sea Bear reappears roaring and attacks Squidward, Squidward screams, and the Sea Bear leaves]
- Squidward: What did I do that time?
- SpongeBob: I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you!
- Patrick: Pretend to be somebody else!
- SpongeBob: Here! Draw a circle! [Throws a stick to Squidward]
- Squidward: Okay! [The Sea Bear reappears roaring and attacks Squidward, Squidward screams, and the Sea Bear leaves]
- SpongeBob: That was an oval! It has to be a circle!
- Squidward: Move over [Jumps into the Anti-Sea Bear Circle and the Sea Bear appears for the last time growling at Spuidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick and stop growling when it sees the Anti-Sea Bear Circle. The Sea Bear continues growling, points a threating claw at Squidward, and then leaves]
Similar Animals
- Sea Rhinoceros, which is attracted by the sound of a Sea Bear attack
- Lion Fish