Sea Bear
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A Sea Bear is a large animal with the body of a perch fish, claw-tipped fins, and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward does not believe in the sea bear's existence; however, SpongeBob and Patrick are fervent believers, having read about them in the Bikini Bottom Enquirer (Article: I married a sea bear) and Fake Science Monthly (Article: sea bears and fairy tales are real). There is a wide range of things that can anger a sea bear, including:
- Playing the clarinet badly
- Waving a flashlight around (flashlights are their natural prey)
- Eating cheese (cubed, sliced is fine)
- Stomping around (they take that as a challenge)
- Wearing a hoop skirt
- Wearing clown shoes
- Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (wearing it upside-down)
- Screeching like a chimpanzee (the worst)
- Never run from a Sea-Bear (they hate that)
- Never limp from a sea bear (they hate that more than running)
- Never crawl away from a sea bear.
- Doing nothing for no reason.(Squidward only)
- Never draw an Oval (It has to be a circle)
The only known thing that can prevent a sea bear attack is an Anti-Sea Bear circle (and only a circle). The Sea Bear that appears in "The Camping Episode" takes an immediate dislike to Squidward, after he unwisely does everything that SpongeBob and Patrick warn against and (in easily one of the most comical scenes in the entire show) mauls him several times. It also attacks him simply because it does not like him. Sea Bears often attack more than once.
On a related note, the sound of a Sea Bear attack attracts a Sea Rhinoceros and can only be repelled by wearing Anti-Sea Rhinoceros Undergarments.
A Sea Bear and a Sea Rhinoceros are both voiced by Dee Bradley Baker.
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