Template:IShortTr This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants A SquarePants Family Vacation short "Sandy's Vacation in Ruins," which aired on November 12, 2011.
- [on the bus]
- SpongeBob: I can't wait to see the ancient rains, I even brought an umbrella. [opens umbrella]
- Sandy: Ancient ruins not rains. [bus stops, everyone get out of the bus and go to the ancient ruins, Sandy took a photo using her camera]
- SpongeBob: Sandy, I can't wait to go inside.
- Sandy: Behold! The uncharted caverns of Lameria. Now remember, SpongeBob, this place is filled with delicant art effects, don't touch anything.
- SpongeBob: [smiles] Hey look, an ancient Lamorian toilet plunger, he-he sorry. [something came] This place is sure a Brain Twister.
- Sandy: I know this track and which way is up?
- SpongeBob: I know, up is [point his hand] that way.
- Sandy: Up is that way?
- SpongeBob: Yep.
- Sandy: Then that means... [the screen turned too sideways] Oh, great.
- SpongeBob and Sandy: Ahhhhhh... [falling]
- Sandy: We're ok, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Ok.
- SpongeBob and Sandy: Wow!
- Sandy: This looks like a control module or maybe a Holographic Projector. Whoops! Well, I guess we're gonna find out this doohickey does. [machine opens]
- SpongeBob: [When the machine opened a diamond prism came out] Ooh, purty.
- Sandy: SpongeBob, no! [The prism fires a laser] Look out! [The laser hits the top of Sandy's tail and it's hair and skin burns off]
- SponbeBob: What's it doing? [The laser his a crystal and aims at two diamonds, they soon come out the walls and touch each other]
- Sandy: This place sure got a friendlying hurry. Three pieces of the cylinder spins, when it stops three holes pop out three steel balls] Duck! [SpongeBob and Sandy duck, the three balls land in three robot bodies, their faces and arms come out and go to SpongeBob and Sandy]
- SpongeBob: Aww! Look, cute. [Two robots trap Sandy and SpongeBob inside magic bubbles] Kinda reminds me of bubble blowing. [The bubbles rise up, the three robots, Sandy, & SpongeBob go into a new room, the bubbles pop and Sandy and SpongeBob crash]