The Salty Spitoon is a restaurant/bar for tough fish. It is believed to be stricter and tougher than other sailor clubs, and only the toughest of creatures are granted entrance. It appears in and is a major plot point of the episode "No Weenies Allowed," and also appears in the video games SpongeBob's Truth or Square and The Yellow Avenger.
The Salty Spitoon is a light blue building with a purple roof that has a lime green sign atop that reads the place's name in black text. Said sign is held together by two bamboo sticks. There is also an indigo and red chimney on the right side of the building. It is said that this location was inspired by the DK Crew. Lastly, it has wooden sliding doors. Because the inside of the bar is never seen, it is unknown what the interior looks like.
Its location is near Goo Lagoon and is across the street from Weenie Hut Jr's and Super Weenie Hut Jr's. Outside, there is a bouncer named Reg, who determines whether or not a person is tough enough to enter. If they are tough enough, they are allowed to pass and if they are not tough enough, they are asked to leave.
The Salty Spitoon is first seen in the episode "No Weenies Allowed," in which SpongeBob is intrigued to gain entrace due to Sandy being granted it. However, Reg does not believe him to be tough enough. SpongeBob tries to prove him wrong many times, such as opening a bottle of ketchup, but none of these attempts work. He also tries gaining entrance through disguise, in that he puts on a clown wig and poses as one of a tough fish's tattoos.
However, after SpongeBob stages a fake fight with Patrick to make it look like like the former won without even touching the latter, SpongeBob is finally granted access. However, he is afterwards sent to the hospital and then Weenie Hut General due to slipping on an ice cube on his way in.
Tough fish #3: Can make his seahorse tattoo dance. SpongeBob pretends to be a tattoo on his other arm to try to get in.
Tough fish #4: Brawling during an argument with Tough fish #5. Knows Reg.
Tough fish #5: Brawling with Tough Fish #4 during an argument.
Tough fish #6: Making fun of SpongeBob without speaking.
SpongeBob SquarePants: In order to get in, he stages a fight with Patrick that makes it look like SpongeBob won without even touching him. Because of this, SpongeBob is allowed inside, but slips on an ice cube, causing him to go to the hospital, and later Weenie Hut General.
In the Sea Stories DVD description of "No Weenies Allowed," this place is mistakenly called "Salty Saloon."