This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Pest of the West short "Saloon Door Sorrows," which aired on April 16, 2008.
- SpongeBuck: [through a speech card] I can't wait to see my pals over at the Krusty Kantina [he can't get through the doors] These doors seem to be stuck
- [he tries slamming into them but he gets blown away. He slams harder and still gets thrown out, he sees Pecos and tries going through the doors as they close on him]
- Bikini Gulch Sandy: [through a speech card] I wonder why SpongeBuck didn't show?