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− | |title = Sailor Mouth |
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− | |next = Artist Unknown |
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− | |titlecard = Sailor Mouth.jpg |
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− | |season = 2 |
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− | |episode = 38a |
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− | |airdate = [[September 21]], [[2001]] |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, it's the worst time of the day once again. ''[cringes as he changes the "Open" sign to "Closed"]'' Closing time!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, it's the worst time of the day once again. ''[cringes as he changes the "Open" sign to "Closed"]'' Closing time!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, see you in the A.M., Mr. Krabs.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, see you in the A.M., Mr. Krabs.}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold on there, SpongeBob! ''[pulls SpongeBob back]'' Take that pile of filth out with you. ''[Squidward holds up a trash bag]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hold on there, SpongeBob! ''[pulls SpongeBob back]'' Take that pile of filth out with you. ''[Squidward holds up a trash bag]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Mr. Krabs, you shouldn't talk about Squidward like that!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Mr. Krabs, you shouldn't talk about Squidward like that!}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|He means this filth, you loon.}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|He means this filth, you loon. ''[He drops the bag on the floor]''}} |
{{L|''[SpongeBob goes to the dumpster while bringing the trash bag]''}} |
{{L|''[SpongeBob goes to the dumpster while bringing the trash bag]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' Takin' out the trash, takin' out the trash.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing]'' Takin' out the trash, takin' out the trash.}} |
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− | {{L|''[SpongeBob |
+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob throws the trash in the dumpster and then looks at some writings on the dumpster]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Hmm...dumpster writing! The voice of the people! "Up with bubbles, down with air!" ''[laughs]'' "Nematodes are people too!" ''[laughs |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hmm...dumpster writing! The voice of the people! "Up with bubbles, down with air!" ''[laughs]'' "Nematodes are people too!" ''[laughs]'' Ha, those Nematodes... Here's one someone didn't finish! Squidward smells. ''[writes the word "good" after "smells"]'' Gooooood. ''[laughs]'' Hmm, what's this one? Krabs is a... hmm? Krabs is a ''[dolphin chirp]'' .}} |
− | {{L|Garbage Man|''[Clearly disgusted]'' Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? |
+ | {{L|Garbage Man|''[Clearly disgusted]'' Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, sometimes, but not...recently.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, sometimes, but not...recently.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Hi, garbage man. Hi, SpongeBob.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hi, garbage man. Hi, SpongeBob.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Patrick! Patrick, do you know what this word means?}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Patrick! Hey, Patrick, do you know what this word means?}} |
{{L|Patrick|"Krabs..." Uh, isn't that the red sweaty guy you work for?}} |
{{L|Patrick|"Krabs..." Uh, isn't that the red sweaty guy you work for?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pointing to the unseen word]'' |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pointing to "Krabs," then the unseen word as they are said]'' Nah-uh, not that word, THAT word.}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Hmm... ''[dolphin chirp]''! |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Hmm... ''[dolphin chirp]''! Oh, hey! I think I know what that means. That's one of those sentence enhancers.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Sentence enhancers?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Sentence enhancers?}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|You use them when you want to talk fancy. You just sprinkle it |
+ | {{L|Patrick|You use them when you want to talk fancy. You just sprinkle it over anything you say, and Wham-o! You've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I get it! |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I get it! Let me try. ''[coughs]'' Hello, Patrick. Lovely ''[dolphin chirp]'' day we're having, isn't it?}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Why yes it is, SpongeBob. This ''[dolphin chirp]'' day is particularly ''[dolphin chirp]'' lovely!}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Why, yes it is, SpongeBob. This ''[dolphin chirp]'' day is particularly ''[dolphin chirp]'' lovely!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|How ''[dolphin chirp]'' right you are, Patrick!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|How ''[dolphin chirp]'' right you are, Patrick!}} |
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{{L|''[The two say the word a couple of times]''}} |
{{L|''[The two say the word a couple of times]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|You're right, Patrick, my lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, You're right, Patrick, my lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Oh, |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Oh, mine too!}} |
{{L|''[both laugh]''}} |
{{L|''[both laugh]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|It tingles when I laugh!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|It tingles when I laugh!}} |
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{{L|''[SpongeBob walks into the Krusty Krab the next day]''}} |
{{L|''[SpongeBob walks into the Krusty Krab the next day]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, customers, nice ''[dolphin chirp]'' day we're having, uh? ''[The customers stop eating and stare in shock]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, customers, nice ''[dolphin chirp]'' day we're having, uh? ''[The customers stop eating and stare in shock]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Harold|''[gasps]'' Did he just say?!}} |
{{L|Pirate Fish|Aye, he did.}} |
{{L|Pirate Fish|Aye, he did.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick, how the ''[dolphin chirp]'' are ya?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Patrick, how the ''[dolphin chirp]'' are ya?}} |
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{{L|Patrick|''[sitting at table at the Krusty Krab]'' Pretty ''[dolphin chirp]'' good, SpongeBob.}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[sitting at table at the Krusty Krab]'' Pretty ''[dolphin chirp]'' good, SpongeBob.}} |
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{{L|Old Man Jenkins|I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter mouth convention.}} |
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter mouth convention.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|''[taps on the microphone and speaks into it]'' Attention, customers, today's special is a ''[dolphin chirp]'' Krabby Patty served in a greasy ''[dolphin chirp]'' sauce and grilled to ''[dolphin chirp]'' perfection. ''[a mother octopus covers her laughing children's ears and puts soda on one since she |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[taps on the microphone and speaks into it]'' Attention, customers, today's special is a ''[dolphin chirp]'' Krabby Patty served in a greasy ''[dolphin chirp]'' sauce and grilled to ''[dolphin chirp]'' perfection. ''[a mother octopus covers her laughing children's ears and puts soda on one since she doesn't have enough hands]'' And don't forget to ask us to ''[dolphin chirp]'' the ''[dolphin chirp]'' fries. It will be our ''[dolphin chirp]'' pleasure. ''[Squidward hears the intercom and a giant human ear pops out of his head; he pushes it back in]'' Hi Squidward, how the ''[dolphin chirp]'' are ya?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Nice ''[dolphin chirp]'' day we're having, isn't it Squidward?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Nice ''[dolphin chirp]'' day we're having, isn't it Squidward?}} |
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− | {{L|Tom|I don't understand. |
+ | {{L|Tom|I don't understand. That guy's talented, he doesn't have to work blue.}} |
{{L|Evelyn|Let's go somewhere more family oriented. ''[Everyone leaves the Krusty Krab, grumbling in frustration]''}} |
{{L|Evelyn|Let's go somewhere more family oriented. ''[Everyone leaves the Krusty Krab, grumbling in frustration]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Female Fish|''[chattering (variously and) inaudibly]'' I'm never eating here again.}} |
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− | {{L|Fish|I'm eating at the Chum Bucket!}} |
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+ | {{L|Male Fish|''[chattering (variously and) inaudibly]'' Those foul-mouth bottom feeders.}} |
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{{L|''[The Krusty Krab customer meter is running down. Sirens wail and a red light flashes]''}} |
{{L|''[The Krusty Krab customer meter is running down. Sirens wail and a red light flashes]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[in the bathroom, hears the sirens]'' Huh? AH! The |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[in the bathroom, hears the sirens]'' Huh? AH! The Krusty Krab, she's empty! ''[runs to dining room]'' All hands on deck! Batten the front doors! Brace the cash register! Break out the happy snacks! Squidward, where have all me money paying customers gone?}} |
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− | ''[runs to dining room]'' All hands on deck! Batten the front doors! Brace the cash registi love u swidward |
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− | Squidward, where have all me money paying customers gone?}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what was it? What'd he say?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what was it? What'd he say?}} |
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{{L|Squidward|Er...he said...um, well he said...}} |
{{L|Squidward|Er...he said...um, well he said...}} |
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{{L|''[Squidward whispers]''}} |
{{L|''[Squidward whispers]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh? ''[Squidward whispers it again. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' SpongeBob and friend! Front and center! Why I oughta make the two of you paint the Krusty Krab for using such language!}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh? ''[Squidward whispers it again. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' SpongeBob and friend! Front and center! Why, I oughta make the two of you paint the Krusty Krab for using such language!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs, we were only using our sentence enhancers.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs, we were only using our sentence enhancers.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah, it's fancy talk.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Yeah, it's fancy talk.}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|There ain't nothing fancy about that word!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There ain't nothing fancy about that word!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|You mean ''[dolphin chirp]''?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|You mean ''[dolphin chirp]''?}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, that one |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, that one! Now quit saying that! It's a bad word!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Bad word?! ''[both start wiping their tongues]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Bad word?! ''[both start wiping their tongues]''}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes sirree, that's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes sirree, that's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. ''[moves game piece to eel]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn. ''[moves game piece to eel]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[rolls dice]'' Hooray! escalators! Yay! ''[screams]'' Up,up,up!}} |
{{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[rolls dice]'' Hooray! escalators! Yay! ''[screams]'' Up,up,up!}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, escalators, escalators! ''[rolls dice]'' |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, escalators, escalators, escalators! ''[rolls dice]'' ''[sighs]'' Eels again.}} |
{{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[rolls dice]'' Escalators!}} |
{{L|Patrick|My turn! ''[rolls dice]'' Escalators!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Escalators, Escalators, Escalators! ''[throws dice]'' Eels?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Escalators, Escalators, Escalators! ''[throws dice]'' Eels?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gets frustrated while rolling the dice]'' Escalators, Escalators, Escalators!! ''[dice is thrown and lands on escalators]'' Ha! Escalators! ''[dice turn over to eels]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gets frustrated while rolling the dice]'' Escalators, Escalators, Escalators!! ''[dice is thrown and lands on escalators]'' Ha! Escalators! ''[dice turn over to eels]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Eels...}} |
{{L|Patrick|Eels...}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|AAAH, ''[dolphin chirp]''!!! ''[covers his mouth when he realizes his mistake]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Ooooh! You said number 11!}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Ooooh...! You said number 11!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[babbles for Patrick to understand]'' I didn't mean... you gotta understand, Patrick, I was trying...what I meant to say was...some things just slip out. You gotta understand!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[babbles for Patrick to understand]'' I didn't mean... you gotta understand, Patrick, I was trying...what I meant to say was...some things just slip out. You gotta understand!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Don't worry SpongeBob, I understand. ''[pause]'' Mr. Krabs! [runs out the door] Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! ''[starts running to the Krusty Krab]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Don't worry SpongeBob, I understand. ''[pause]'' Mr. Krabs! [runs out the door] Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! ''[starts running to the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[starts running after him]'' No wait, Patrick! ''[after SpongeBob catches up to Patrick]'' Patrick, no, please don't tell!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[starts running after him]'' No wait, Patrick! ''[after SpongeBob catches up to Patrick]'' Patrick, no, please don't tell!}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|But you said ''[dolphin chirp]''! ''[Covers his mouth as he realizes his mistake]''}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|But, you said "''[dolphin chirp]''"! ''[Covers his mouth as he realizes his mistake]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Aha! Now I'm gonna tell Mr. Krabs on you!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Aha! Now I'm gonna tell Mr. Krabs on you!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Not if I tell first!}} |
{{L|Patrick|Not if I tell first!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, he said...}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, he said...}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes?!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes?!}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Well,uh, let's just say he said a certain word that you said we shouldn't say, and this particular word happens to be number 11 in the 13 words you said shouldn't be said.}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, uh, let's just say he said a certain word that you said we shouldn't say, and this particular word happens to be number 11 in the 13 words you said shouldn't be said.}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh... right, |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh... right, now what was that part about the, um... Who now?}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|''[eats an ice cream but throws away the cone]'' Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs sighs]''}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[walks in door of the Krusty Krab and eats an ice cream cone but throws away the cone]'' Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs sighs]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|He said that that you said we shouldn't say |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|He said that word that you said we shouldn't say...!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|...number thirteen...}} |
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+ | {{L|''[They babble on about the word, as Mr. Krabs stares on disapprovingly, until the two are just pointing at each other and yelling, "Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah!" Mr. Krabs eventually grabs their lips to quiet them.]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Mmm-mmm...!}} |
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⚫ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Do my ears deceive me?! You two should be ashamed! Time to take out the trash. ''[picks SpongeBob and Patrick up by their pants and carries them outside the Krusty Krab]'' You two need to be taught a lesson. I thought I made it clear. Never, and I mean, never use number 11 or any of the 13 bad words! Now the both of youse wait right here. I'll be back. ''[walks back in Krusty Krab]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|What's going to happen to us?}} |
{{L|Patrick|What's going to happen to us?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|We'll probably get 40 lashes!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll probably get 40 lashes!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Patrick. Mr. Krabs was right. There's no need for words like that.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Patrick. Mr. Krabs was right. There's no need for words like that.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|I'm sorry too, SpongeBob.}} |
{{L|Patrick|I'm sorry too, SpongeBob.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's make a vow, Patrick. From this day forth |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's make a vow, Patrick. From this day forth a foul word shall never pass our lips! We'll be good citizens, just like good ol' Mr.Krabs.}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[shakes hands with SpongeBob]'' Agreed!}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[shakes hands with SpongeBob]'' Agreed!}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, you two foul mouths. As punishment for fouling the air in me restaurant with yer foul words, you're going to give the Krusty Krab a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom. ''[stubs his foot on a rock then hops on one leg]'' OW, OOH! OW! MY ''[dolphin chirps]'' FOOT! WHAT ''[dolphin chirps]'' GENIUS PUTS A ''[dolphin chirps]'' ROCK IN A ''[dolphin chirps]'' PATH?! CAN'T YOU SEE I GOT A ''[boat horn no. 1]'' FOOT HERE?! OH! ''[seal bark! |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, you two foul mouths. As punishment for fouling the air in me restaurant with yer foul words, you're going to give the Krusty Krab a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom. ''[stubs his foot on a rock then hops on one leg]'' OW, OOH! OW! MY ''[dolphin chirps]'' FOOT! WHAT ''[dolphin chirps]'' GENIUS PUTS A ''[dolphin chirps]'' ROCK IN A ''[dolphin chirps]'' PATH?! CAN'T YOU SEE I GOT A ''[boat horn no. 1]'' FOOT HERE?! OH! ''[seal bark!. Continues saying a bunch of swears, bleeped out by seagulls, foghorns, ship bells, etc.; at this moment, SpongeBob and Patrick count the swears]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Five, six, seven...}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Five, six, seven...}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|...a side of ''[dolphin chirp]'', a heapin' helpin' of ''[ship's bell]'' and a boatload of ''[boat horn no. |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|...a whole lotta ''[old-style foghorn]'' and with a side of ''[dolphin chirp]'', a heapin' helpin' of ''[ship's bell]'' and a boatload of ''[boat horn no. 4]'' ...}} |
{{L|Patrick|Nine...}} |
{{L|Patrick|Nine...}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[seal bark, sea gull, and a new-style foghorn]''! |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[seal bark, sea gull, and a new-style foghorn]''! ''[cries in pain]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[cuts to SpongeBob with 13 fingers]'' That's all 13, Patrick!! ''[gasps]'' We're gonna tell your mom, Mr. Krabs!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[cuts to SpongeBob with 13 fingers]'' That's all 13, Patrick!! ''[gasps]'' We're gonna tell your mom, Mr. Krabs!}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[worried]'' No, please, not me mommy! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh as they run to |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[worried]'' No, please, not me mommy! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh as they run to Mama Krabs' house, Mr. Krabs runs after them]'' Wait, please don't tell me mother! I don't think her little old heart can take it!}} |
{{L|''[They go to the house]''}} |
{{L|''[They go to the house]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[repeatedly banging on the door]'' Mama Krabs, Mama Krabs!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[repeatedly banging on the door]'' Mama Krabs, Mama Krabs!}} |
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{{L|Mama Krabs|''[wakes up]'' You should all be ashamed! And if you're gonna talk like sailors, then you're gonna work like sailors!}} |
{{L|Mama Krabs|''[wakes up]'' You should all be ashamed! And if you're gonna talk like sailors, then you're gonna work like sailors!}} |
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{{L|''[Then the three are painting her house, Patrick is painting the sand]''}} |
{{L|''[Then the three are painting her house, Patrick is painting the sand]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mama Krabs|I guess you three scallywags have earned a glass of lemonade! ''[laughs like Popeye, then stubs her foot on a rock]'' YEEEOWW!! MY ''[classic horn honks]'' FOOT!}} |
+ | {{L|Mama Krabs|I guess you three scallywags have earned a glass of lemonade! Ah-ga-ga-ga-ga! ''[laughs like Popeye, then stubs her foot on a rock]'' YEEEOWW!! MY ''[classic horn honks]'' FOOT!}} |
{{L|''[SpongeBob & Patrick gasp in shock]''}} |
{{L|''[SpongeBob & Patrick gasp in shock]''}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked]'' Mother!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked]'' Mother!}} |
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{{L|Mama Krabs|What? It's Old Man Jenkins and his jalopy.}} |
{{L|Mama Krabs|What? It's Old Man Jenkins and his jalopy.}} |
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{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Howdy, Mrs. K! ''[honks the horn]''}} |
{{L|Old Man Jenkins|Howdy, Mrs. K! ''[honks the horn]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Mama Krabs|''[all laugh together]''}} |
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Revision as of 23:45, 8 March 2016
Template:EpisodeTr/38a
- [The title card has men singing part of song, "Sailing Over the Dogger Bank"] ♪Watcha twigger she's a proper jubby-jewel... On a passage from the Dogger Bank to Great Grimsby!♪ [then we see the Krusty Krab in night]
- Mr. Krabs: Well, it's the worst time of the day once again. [cringes as he changes the "Open" sign to "Closed"] Closing time!
- SpongeBob: Well, see you in the A.M., Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, SpongeBob! [pulls SpongeBob back] Take that pile of filth out with you. [Squidward holds up a trash bag]
- SpongeBob: [gasps] Mr. Krabs, you shouldn't talk about Squidward like that!
- Squidward: He means this filth, you loon. [He drops the bag on the floor]
- [SpongeBob goes to the dumpster while bringing the trash bag]
- SpongeBob: [singing] Takin' out the trash, takin' out the trash.
- [SpongeBob throws the trash in the dumpster and then looks at some writings on the dumpster]
- SpongeBob: Hmm...dumpster writing! The voice of the people! "Up with bubbles, down with air!" [laughs] "Nematodes are people too!" [laughs] Ha, those Nematodes... Here's one someone didn't finish! Squidward smells. [writes the word "good" after "smells"] Gooooood. [laughs] Hmm, what's this one? Krabs is a... hmm? Krabs is a [dolphin chirp] .
- Garbage Man: [Clearly disgusted] Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
- SpongeBob: Well, sometimes, but not...recently.
- Patrick: Hi, garbage man. Hi, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick! Hey, Patrick, do you know what this word means?
- Patrick: "Krabs..." Uh, isn't that the red sweaty guy you work for?
- SpongeBob: [pointing to "Krabs," then the unseen word as they are said] Nah-uh, not that word, THAT word.
- Patrick: Hmm... [dolphin chirp]! Oh, hey! I think I know what that means. That's one of those sentence enhancers.
- SpongeBob: Sentence enhancers?
- Patrick: You use them when you want to talk fancy. You just sprinkle it over anything you say, and Wham-o! You've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!
- SpongeBob: Oh, I get it! Let me try. [coughs] Hello, Patrick. Lovely [dolphin chirp] day we're having, isn't it?
- Patrick: Why, yes it is, SpongeBob. This [dolphin chirp] day is particularly [dolphin chirp] lovely!
- SpongeBob: How [dolphin chirp] right you are, Patrick!
- [The two say the word a couple of times]
- SpongeBob: Ooh, You're right, Patrick, my lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.
- Patrick: Oh, mine too!
- [both laugh]
- SpongeBob: It tingles when I laugh!
- [SpongeBob walks into the Krusty Krab the next day]
- SpongeBob: Hello, customers, nice [dolphin chirp] day we're having, uh? [The customers stop eating and stare in shock]
- Harold: [gasps] Did he just say?!
- Pirate Fish: Aye, he did.
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, how the [dolphin chirp] are ya?
- Patrick: [sitting at table at the Krusty Krab] Pretty [dolphin chirp] good, SpongeBob.
- Old Man Jenkins: I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter mouth convention.
- SpongeBob: [taps on the microphone and speaks into it] Attention, customers, today's special is a [dolphin chirp] Krabby Patty served in a greasy [dolphin chirp] sauce and grilled to [dolphin chirp] perfection. [a mother octopus covers her laughing children's ears and puts soda on one since she doesn't have enough hands] And don't forget to ask us to [dolphin chirp] the [dolphin chirp] fries. It will be our [dolphin chirp] pleasure. [Squidward hears the intercom and a giant human ear pops out of his head; he pushes it back in] Hi Squidward, how the [dolphin chirp] are ya?
- Patrick: Nice [dolphin chirp] day we're having, isn't it Squidward?
- Tom: I don't understand. That guy's talented, he doesn't have to work blue.
- Evelyn: Let's go somewhere more family oriented. [Everyone leaves the Krusty Krab, grumbling in frustration]
- Female Fish: [chattering (variously and) inaudibly] I'm never eating here again.
- Male Fish: [chattering (variously and) inaudibly] Those foul-mouth bottom feeders.
- [The Krusty Krab customer meter is running down. Sirens wail and a red light flashes]
- Mr. Krabs: [in the bathroom, hears the sirens] Huh? AH! The Krusty Krab, she's empty! [runs to dining room] All hands on deck! Batten the front doors! Brace the cash register! Break out the happy snacks! Squidward, where have all me money paying customers gone?
- Squidward: Apparently, the two barnacle-mouth brothers just learned a new word, and SpongeBob just said it over the intercom.
- Mr. Krabs: Well, what was it? What'd he say?
- Squidward: Er...he said...um, well he said...
- [Squidward whispers]
- Mr. Krabs: Huh? [Squidward whispers it again. Mr. Krabs gasps] SpongeBob and friend! Front and center! Why, I oughta make the two of you paint the Krusty Krab for using such language!
- SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, we were only using our sentence enhancers.
- Patrick: Yeah, it's fancy talk.
- Mr. Krabs: There ain't nothing fancy about that word!
- SpongeBob: You mean [dolphin chirp]?
- Mr. Krabs: Yes, that one! Now quit saying that! It's a bad word!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Bad word?! [both start wiping their tongues]
- Mr. Krabs: Yes sirree, that's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use.
- Squidward: Don't you mean there are only 7?
- Mr. Krabs: Not if you're a sailor! [laughs]
- SpongeBob: Wow, 13!
- Patrick: That's a lot of [dolphin chirp] bad words!
- Mr. Krabs: OK, boys. I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: We promise.
- [later at SpongeBob's house, SpongeBob and Patrick are playing Eels and Escalators]
- SpongeBob: Gee, I'm glad Mr. Krabs told us that word we were using was a bad word!
- Patrick: Yeah, me too, because classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing.
- SpongeBob: Yea, verily! Now, let's play a nice, wholesome game of Eels and Escalators.
- Patrick: Oh, boy, my favorite! [Flops arms up and down like a seal]
- SpongeBob: Come on, Gary needs a new pair of shoes! [rolls the dice]
- Patrick: Oh, eels. Too bad, SpongeBob, you gotta ride the eel.
- SpongeBob: Darn. [moves game piece to eel]
- Patrick: My turn! [rolls dice] Hooray! escalators! Yay! [screams] Up,up,up!
- SpongeBob: Come on, escalators, escalators, escalators! [rolls dice] [sighs] Eels again.
- Patrick: My turn! [rolls dice] Escalators!
- SpongeBob: Escalators, Escalators, Escalators! [throws dice] Eels?
- Patrick: [rolls dice] Es-skee-lators!! [moves to escalators] Well, this is your last chance, SpongeBob, or if you get eels again, you lose!
- SpongeBob: [gets frustrated while rolling the dice] Escalators, Escalators, Escalators!! [dice is thrown and lands on escalators] Ha! Escalators! [dice turn over to eels]
- Patrick: Eels...
- SpongeBob: AAAH, [dolphin chirp]!!! [covers his mouth when he realizes his mistake]
- Patrick: Ooooh...! You said number 11!
- SpongeBob: [babbles for Patrick to understand] I didn't mean... you gotta understand, Patrick, I was trying...what I meant to say was...some things just slip out. You gotta understand!
- Patrick: Don't worry SpongeBob, I understand. [pause] Mr. Krabs! [runs out the door] Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! [starts running to the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: [starts running after him] No wait, Patrick! [after SpongeBob catches up to Patrick] Patrick, no, please don't tell!
- Patrick: But, you said "[dolphin chirp]"! [Covers his mouth as he realizes his mistake]
- SpongeBob: Aha! Now I'm gonna tell Mr. Krabs on you!
- Patrick: Not if I tell first!
- SpongeBob: I can run faster than you! [laughs]
- Patrick: [riding in an ice cream truck] See ya at the Krusty Krab! Ha, ha, ha! [the truck goes the wrong way] Oh nooooo!
- SpongeBob: [laughs] Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: What, what, what?
- SpongeBob: Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!
- Mr. Krabs: Yes, yes, yes?
- SpongeBob: He said, he said, he said!
- Mr. Krabs: Out with it, boy!
- SpongeBob: [talking fast] Me and Patrick were playing Eels and Escalators, and Patrick was going up-up-up, and I had to ride the eel and then we ran and Patrick, he said some THINGS.
- Mr.Krabs: [eyes SpongeBob] What kind of things?
- SpongeBob: Well, he said...
- Mr. Krabs: Yes?!
- SpongeBob: Well, uh, let's just say he said a certain word that you said we shouldn't say, and this particular word happens to be number 11 in the 13 words you said shouldn't be said.
- Mr. Krabs: Uh... right, now what was that part about the, um... Who now?
- Patrick: [walks in door of the Krusty Krab and eats an ice cream cone but throws away the cone] Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs! [Mr. Krabs sighs]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: He said that word that you said we shouldn't say...!
- SpongeBob: ...number thirteen...
- [They babble on about the word, as Mr. Krabs stares on disapprovingly, until the two are just pointing at each other and yelling, "Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah!" Mr. Krabs eventually grabs their lips to quiet them.]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Mmm-mmm...!
- Mr. Krabs: Now I'm gonna let go of yer lips, and when I do, I want you to calmly tell me what youse need to tell me, understand?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Mmm-hmm... [Mr. Krabs lets go of their lips, which initally deflate, then reinflate; they both point at each other again] He said "[dolphin chirp]"!
- Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Do my ears deceive me?! You two should be ashamed! Time to take out the trash. [picks SpongeBob and Patrick up by their pants and carries them outside the Krusty Krab] You two need to be taught a lesson. I thought I made it clear. Never, and I mean, never use number 11 or any of the 13 bad words! Now the both of youse wait right here. I'll be back. [walks back in Krusty Krab]
- Patrick: What's going to happen to us?
- SpongeBob: We'll probably get 40 lashes!
- Patrick: Oh, no! [stupidly imagines himself with 40 large, weird eyelashes]
- SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Patrick. Mr. Krabs was right. There's no need for words like that.
- Patrick: I'm sorry too, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: Let's make a vow, Patrick. From this day forth a foul word shall never pass our lips! We'll be good citizens, just like good ol' Mr.Krabs.
- Patrick: [shakes hands with SpongeBob] Agreed!
- Mr. Krabs: All right, you two foul mouths. As punishment for fouling the air in me restaurant with yer foul words, you're going to give the Krusty Krab a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom. [stubs his foot on a rock then hops on one leg] OW, OOH! OW! MY [dolphin chirps] FOOT! WHAT [dolphin chirps] GENIUS PUTS A [dolphin chirps] ROCK IN A [dolphin chirps] PATH?! CAN'T YOU SEE I GOT A [boat horn no. 1] FOOT HERE?! OH! [seal bark!. Continues saying a bunch of swears, bleeped out by seagulls, foghorns, ship bells, etc.; at this moment, SpongeBob and Patrick count the swears]
- SpongeBob: Five, six, seven...
- Mr. Krabs: ...a whole lotta [old-style foghorn] and with a side of [dolphin chirp], a heapin' helpin' of [ship's bell] and a boatload of [boat horn no. 4] ...
- Patrick: Nine...
- Mr. Krabs: [seal bark, sea gull, and a new-style foghorn]! [cries in pain]
- SpongeBob: [cuts to SpongeBob with 13 fingers] That's all 13, Patrick!! [gasps] We're gonna tell your mom, Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: [worried] No, please, not me mommy! [SpongeBob and Patrick laugh as they run to Mama Krabs' house, Mr. Krabs runs after them] Wait, please don't tell me mother! I don't think her little old heart can take it!
- [They go to the house]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [repeatedly banging on the door] Mama Krabs, Mama Krabs!
- Mama Krabs: Why, hello there!
- [SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs all explain the situation at the same time, swearing numerous times as they do so!]
- Mama Krabs: [shocked] Oh, dear! My poor old heart. [faints]
- Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Oh, dear Mother! What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to you? [takes a coin out of her pocket] You two should be ashamed! Making an old lady faint with your sailor talk!
- Mama Krabs: [wakes up] You should all be ashamed! And if you're gonna talk like sailors, then you're gonna work like sailors!
- [Then the three are painting her house, Patrick is painting the sand]
- Mama Krabs: I guess you three scallywags have earned a glass of lemonade! Ah-ga-ga-ga-ga! [laughs like Popeye, then stubs her foot on a rock] YEEEOWW!! MY [classic horn honks] FOOT!
- [SpongeBob & Patrick gasp in shock]
- Mr. Krabs: [shocked] Mother!
- Mama Krabs: What? It's Old Man Jenkins and his jalopy.
- Old Man Jenkins: Howdy, Mrs. K! [honks the horn]
- SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Mama Krabs: [all laugh together]