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The short begins with Squidward playing his clarinet. He then starts the short in which he is talking about the zodiac sign, Sagittarius. He tells about the sign, which is a half-horse half-human. He says that Sagittarians have great aim, which is a good thing, but the bad thing being they poop while they are walking and never to march behind them in a parade. He lastly says the prediction for Sagittarius, which is that they don't eat enough vegetables. The short ends with Squidward playing his clarinet and telling that he is the Nicktoons astrologer.