The short begins with Squidward playing his clarinet. He then starts the short, in which he is talking about the Zodiac sign Sagittarius. He tells about the sign, which is a half-horse half-human. He says that Sagittarians have great aim, which is a good thing, but the bad thing being that they defecate while they are walking and never to march behind them in a parade.
He lastly says the prediction for Sagittarius, which is that they do not eat enough vegetables.
The short ends with Squidward playing his clarinet and telling that he is the Nicktoons astrologer.