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{{L|Scooter|Once again, dude, ''[he slaps SpongeBob on the back]'' YOU have split my sides! ''[he continues to laugh. Cut to a Frisbee. Larry catches it and throws it to Sandy]''}} |
{{L|Scooter|Once again, dude, ''[he slaps SpongeBob on the back]'' YOU have split my sides! ''[he continues to laugh. Cut to a Frisbee. Larry catches it and throws it to Sandy]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Sandy, how about throwing it to me?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Sandy, how about throwing it to me?}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Okay, here it comes! ''[SpongeBob stands still and lets the Frisbee hit him on the head, knocking him over]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I could use a hand here! ''[he laughs. Sandy walks over and helps him up]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I could use a hand here! ''[he laughs. Sandy walks over and helps him up]''}} |
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{{L|Sandy|You okay, SpongeBob?}} |
{{L|Sandy|You okay, SpongeBob?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispers]'' Ripped... pants. ''[SpongeBob smiles widely and shows the annoyed Harold his ripped pants. SpongeBob then runs around the snack bar, laughing. He comes up in-between two fish]'' Ripped pants a la mode! ''[he rips his pants, the fish are annoyed. Cut to SpongeBob being in the kitchen of the snack bar, next to the fry cook]'' Delivery! Did you order twenty cases of ripped pants? ''[SpongeBob shoves his behind through the box, revealing his ripped pants. He laughs. The fry cook groans disgustedly. Cut to a broadcasting booth over looking the lagoon]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whispers]'' Ripped... pants. ''[SpongeBob smiles widely and shows the annoyed Harold his ripped pants. SpongeBob then runs around the snack bar, laughing. He comes up in-between two fish]'' Ripped pants a la mode! ''[he rips his pants, the fish are annoyed. Cut to SpongeBob being in the kitchen of the snack bar, next to the fry cook]'' Delivery! Did you order twenty cases of ripped pants? ''[SpongeBob shoves his behind through the box, revealing his ripped pants. He laughs. The fry cook groans disgustedly. Cut to a broadcasting booth over looking the lagoon]''}} |
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{{L|Perch Perkins|Surf's up in the Goo Lagoon. ''[fish are surfing. Close-up of Perch Perkins]'' And here comes Larry, doing his trademark lay-back. ''[cut to Larry lying on his surfboard]'' There goes Sandy, hanging ten... fingers, that is. ''[cut to Sandy doing a handstand on her surfboard]'' There goes SpongeBob... ''[rip]'' ripping his pants again. ''[Perch Perkins is annoyed, then cut to SpongeBob ripping his pants on his surfboard. A wave knocks SpongeBob off his surfboard and washes him up on the beach]''}} |
{{L|Perch Perkins|Surf's up in the Goo Lagoon. ''[fish are surfing. Close-up of Perch Perkins]'' And here comes Larry, doing his trademark lay-back. ''[cut to Larry lying on his surfboard]'' There goes Sandy, hanging ten... fingers, that is. ''[cut to Sandy doing a handstand on her surfboard]'' There goes SpongeBob... ''[rip]'' ripping his pants again. ''[Perch Perkins is annoyed, then cut to SpongeBob ripping his pants on his surfboard. A wave knocks SpongeBob off his surfboard and washes him up on the beach]''}} |
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− | {{L|Lifeguard|Hey, look! A cardboard box washed up on the beach. ''[he takes a closer look through his telescope]'' Holy fish paste! It's a guy! ''[he sprints over to SpongeBob and flips him over]'' Why?! WHY?! |
+ | {{L|Lifeguard|Hey, look! A cardboard box washed up on the beach. ''[he takes a closer look through his telescope]'' Holy fish paste! It's a guy! ''[he sprints over to SpongeBob and flips him over]'' Why?! WHY?! WHYYYY?! ''[a crowd gathers around SpongeBob and the lifeguard]''}} |
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob!}} |
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[to lifeguard]'' Come closer. ''[a divine light shines on him]'' I need... I need...}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[to lifeguard]'' Come closer. ''[a divine light shines on him]'' I need... I need...}} |
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{{L|Lifeguard|What do you need? ''[tears come to the lifeguard's and Sandy's eyes]''}} |
{{L|Lifeguard|What do you need? ''[tears come to the lifeguard's and Sandy's eyes]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[pats the lifeguard on the shoulder. Close up of SpongeBob's mouth]'' A tailor. ''[the light turns off, accompanied by a light switch]'' Because I ripped my pants! ''[he laughs. The lifeguard takes a serious face, drops SpongeBob, and the crowd surrounding him walks off, angrily. SpongeBob is left alone and Sandy walks up to him]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pats the lifeguard on the shoulder. Close up of SpongeBob's mouth]'' A tailor. ''[the light turns off, accompanied by a light switch]'' Because I ripped my pants! ''[he laughs. The lifeguard takes a serious face, drops SpongeBob, and the crowd surrounding him walks off, angrily. SpongeBob is left alone and Sandy walks up to him]''}} |
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− | {{L|Sandy|That wasn't funny, SpongeBob! Y'all had me worried sick! |
+ | {{L|Sandy|That wasn't funny, SpongeBob! Y'all had me worried sick!''[she walks off. Scooter walks towards SpongeBob and looks at him sadly]''}} |
{{L|Scooter|Dude... ''[he walks off. Cut to a dressing tent, with SpongeBob inside]''}} |
{{L|Scooter|Dude... ''[he walks off. Cut to a dressing tent, with SpongeBob inside]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' Come on, SpongeBob, you're losing them! Think! Your public's waiting. ''[speaking]'' Let's see... ''[checking them off a list]'' "Lifting weights - big laugh," "Frisbee in face - kills," "Surfing - knocks 'em dead," "Pretending to drown," ''[he uses his pencil to write the word "NO" and circle it]'' NO. Come on, think! I got it! Hey, everybody! ''[he runs out of the dressing tent]'' Not ripped pants! ''[he tears his pants off]'' Pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police. There's a pants thief on the loose! ''[the wind howls, SpongeBob standing alone on the beach. A tumbleweed rolls by. SpongeBob turns and hears party music at a distance, and sees Larry and Sandy playing volleyball]'' Oh, no, everybody's gone, even Sandy. She'd rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. ''[SpongeBob lies on the beach]'' We blew it, pants.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[thinking]'' Come on, SpongeBob, you're losing them! Think! Your public's waiting. ''[speaking]'' Let's see... ''[checking them off a list]'' "Lifting weights - big laugh," "Frisbee in face - kills," "Surfing - knocks 'em dead," "Pretending to drown," ''[he uses his pencil to write the word "NO" and circle it]'' NO. Come on, think! I got it! Hey, everybody! ''[he runs out of the dressing tent]'' Not ripped pants! ''[he tears his pants off]'' Pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police. There's a pants thief on the loose! ''[the wind howls, SpongeBob standing alone on the beach. A tumbleweed rolls by. SpongeBob turns and hears party music at a distance, and sees Larry and Sandy playing volleyball]'' Oh, no, everybody's gone, even Sandy. She'd rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. ''[SpongeBob lies on the beach]'' We blew it, pants.}} |
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− | {{L|Pants|What do you mean, "we |
+ | {{L|Pants|What do you mean, "we?" ''[the pants walk off, leaving SpongeBob alone]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I didn't have to be a fool to get Sandy's attention. Am I the biggest loser on the beach?! ''[Millie walks up to SpongeBob, shining red]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I didn't have to be a fool to get Sandy's attention. Am I the biggest loser on the beach?! ''[Millie walks up to SpongeBob, shining red]''}} |
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{{L|Millie|No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen. ''[she places a fin on herself, and it leaves a sounding mark, which vanishes]''}} |
{{L|Millie|No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen. ''[she places a fin on herself, and it leaves a sounding mark, which vanishes]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing voice, a crowd begins to gather]'' ♪I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse. 'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun...♪}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[singing voice, a crowd begins to gather]'' ♪I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse. 'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun...♪}} |
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{{L|All|♪Or sand in your buns!♪ ''[instrumental break. The sandy bun fish scrapes the two buns together to make a rhythm then the curtain shows waves crashing about]''}} |
{{L|All|♪Or sand in your buns!♪ ''[instrumental break. The sandy bun fish scrapes the two buns together to make a rhythm then the curtain shows waves crashing about]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|♪Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget...so listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance...and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his...pants!♪ ''[the whole group comes together one by one in sync with the music and they rip their pants. By now, a huge crowd has gathered and is cheering the group onstage. A blimp flies by with SpongeBob's name on it. It's revealed that SpongeBob and his band were having a concert.]''}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|♪Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget... so listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance... and you won't end up like the fool... who... ripped... his... pants!♪ ''[the whole group comes together one by one in sync with the music and they rip their pants. By now, a huge crowd has gathered and is cheering the group onstage. A blimp flies by with SpongeBob's name on it. It's revealed that SpongeBob and his band were having a concert.]''}} |
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob!}} |
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy! ''[she gets onstage and hugs SpongeBob. He returns the embrace]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Sandy! ''[she gets onstage and hugs SpongeBob. He returns the embrace]''}} |
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{{L|Sandy|Your song is true. If y'all want to be my friend, just be yourself. ''[Larry walks up]''}} |
{{L|Sandy|Your song is true. If y'all want to be my friend, just be yourself. ''[Larry walks up]''}} |
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{{L|Larry|[impressed with SpongeBob's singing during the big concert] SpongeBob, that was so righteous. Would you... sign my pants?}} |
{{L|Larry|[impressed with SpongeBob's singing during the big concert] SpongeBob, that was so righteous. Would you... sign my pants?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Absolutely, buddy. ''[SpongeBob bends down to sign Larry's pants. His briefs then rip off completely, leaving SpongeBob |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Absolutely, buddy. ''[SpongeBob bends down to sign Larry's pants. His briefs then rip off completely, leaving SpongeBob "au naturel." Someone off-screen whistles. SpongeBob grins and blushes sheepishly]''}} |
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- [Pan across Goo Lagoon]
- Narrator: Ah, Goo Lagoon. A stinky mud puddle to you and me. But to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom, a wonderful, stinky mud puddle. [SpongeBob and Sandy sit enjoying the beach. SpongeBob sighs]
- SpongeBob: What a great day. [he runs off] Hey, Sandy! Look! [he is now covered in a mound of sand] I'm Sandy! [Sandy laughs. SpongeBob forms sand around his head and nose to look like Squidward and imitates his voice] Hey Sandy, who am I? [Sandy still laughs. SpongeBob picks up a sand phone] Hello, SpongeBob. Could you keep it down? I'm trying to be boring. [Sandy continues laughing]
- Sandy: SpongeBob! [a doorbell rings, SpongeBob walks in carrying sand pizza boxes and wearing a sand hat]
- SpongeBob: Did anyone order twenty pepperoni and sand pizzas? [SpongeBob and Sandy laugh together. Larry walks up]
- Larry: Hey, Sandy. Hey, SpongeBob.
- Sandy: Hey, Larry.
- Larry: You guys wanna go lift some weights?
- Sandy: Sure. [she and Larry walk off] Well come on, SpongeBob. [SpongeBob's sand pizzas fall flat as he walks on dejectedly]
- SpongeBob: [disappointingly] Coming. [Cut to a group of weightlifters, each grunting as they work out. Larry turns to Sandy]
- Larry: Give it a try, Sandy. [Sandy stands in front of a weight. She picks it up, grunting as she does so. The crowd cheers for her, and she throws the weight down]
- SpongeBob: Good job, Sandy. Well, that's about enough for today, don't you think? [SpongeBob tries to walk off]
- Larry: How about a little more weight? [Larry bends down to pick up a weight heavier than Sandy's] Observe. [Larry grunts as he picks it up, his eyes bulging, and veins stick out from his neck. The crowd cheers, and Larry throws the weight down]
- SpongeBob: All right, stand back, everyone. [SpongeBob picks up a single twig from the ground. The crowd is silent. He sinks into the sand. Sandy walks to a weight]
- Sandy: Y'all watch this! [Sandy picks up an anchor weight. The crowd cheers for her, but stop when they realize Larry has lifted the spectator stands] Way to go, Larry! [SpongeBob burrows into the sand, and tunnels over to a fish picnicking next to a marshmallow sack]
- SpongeBob: Could I borrow a couple of these?
- Fish: [through his marshmallow-filled mouth] Mm-hmm. [crams another marshmallow into his mouth. SpongeBob takes two marshmallows and places them on the twig] And now, with the addition of two, count 'em, two marshmallows. [SpongeBob preps himself for his lift, inhales deeply, takes hold of the twig, and is unable to lift it. The crowd isn't moved. He tries again. And again. After a huge effort, SpongeBob hears a rip. He looks down and notices that he's ripped his pants. The crowd gasps, then laughs at SpongeBob. SpongeBob scuttles off, embarrassed. Scooter walks over, laughing]
- Scooter: THAT was too funny. [he slaps SpongeBob on the back] YOU are hilarious!
- Sandy: Ain't he the funniest little Sponge you ever saw? [SpongeBob grins widely. Cut to Larry]
- Larry: Anybody up for some volleyball? [the ball volleys back and forth, until Larry spikes it into some fish and the crowd cheers for him. SpongeBob looks at him in contempt. A fish serves the ball and as Larry is about to hit it, SpongeBob interferes]
- SpongeBob: I got it! [the ball falls and SpongeBob tries to serve it] Incoming! [the serve misses and the crowd boos. He bends down to pick the ball up and rips his pants] Oops, I guess I ripped my pants again! [the crowd laughs. Scooter walks in laughing again]
- Scooter: Once again, dude, [he slaps SpongeBob on the back] YOU have split my sides! [he continues to laugh. Cut to a Frisbee. Larry catches it and throws it to Sandy]
- SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy, how about throwing it to me?
- Sandy: Okay, here it comes! [SpongeBob stands still and lets the Frisbee hit him on the head, knocking him over]
- SpongeBob: I could use a hand here! [he laughs. Sandy walks over and helps him up]
- Sandy: You okay, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: I guess so... [he does a handstand, revealing his pants] ...except I ripped my pants! [the crowd laughs, and Scooter walks up to SpongeBob once again]
- Scooter: You still got it, dude! [he slaps SpongeBob on the back again. Cut to SpongeBob and Sandy walking to an ice cream vendor]
- Lou Vendor: May I help you?
- SpongeBob: I'll take a banana split.
- Lou: Uh, we don't have that.
- SpongeBob: That's okay. I already split my pants! Get it? [Sandy giggles]
- Lou: [annoyed] Tee-hee. Anything else?
- SpongeBob: How about ripple? [he does so, Sandy giggles again] No, thanks, already got one! [Sandy drops laughing and SpongeBob happily bounces off to a snack bar. SpongeBob runs up to Harold, knocking his drink over] Is that a burger you're eating?
- Harold: Why, yes, it is.
- SpongeBob: You know what would go good with that?
- Harold: No, what?
- SpongeBob: [whispers] Ripped... pants. [SpongeBob smiles widely and shows the annoyed Harold his ripped pants. SpongeBob then runs around the snack bar, laughing. He comes up in-between two fish] Ripped pants a la mode! [he rips his pants, the fish are annoyed. Cut to SpongeBob being in the kitchen of the snack bar, next to the fry cook] Delivery! Did you order twenty cases of ripped pants? [SpongeBob shoves his behind through the box, revealing his ripped pants. He laughs. The fry cook groans disgustedly. Cut to a broadcasting booth over looking the lagoon]
- Perch Perkins: Surf's up in the Goo Lagoon. [fish are surfing. Close-up of Perch Perkins] And here comes Larry, doing his trademark lay-back. [cut to Larry lying on his surfboard] There goes Sandy, hanging ten... fingers, that is. [cut to Sandy doing a handstand on her surfboard] There goes SpongeBob... [rip] ripping his pants again. [Perch Perkins is annoyed, then cut to SpongeBob ripping his pants on his surfboard. A wave knocks SpongeBob off his surfboard and washes him up on the beach]
- Lifeguard: Hey, look! A cardboard box washed up on the beach. [he takes a closer look through his telescope] Holy fish paste! It's a guy! [he sprints over to SpongeBob and flips him over] Why?! WHY?! WHYYYY?! [a crowd gathers around SpongeBob and the lifeguard]
- Sandy: SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: [to lifeguard] Come closer. [a divine light shines on him] I need... I need...
- Lifeguard: What do you need? [tears come to the lifeguard's and Sandy's eyes]
- SpongeBob: [pats the lifeguard on the shoulder. Close up of SpongeBob's mouth] A tailor. [the light turns off, accompanied by a light switch] Because I ripped my pants! [he laughs. The lifeguard takes a serious face, drops SpongeBob, and the crowd surrounding him walks off, angrily. SpongeBob is left alone and Sandy walks up to him]
- Sandy: That wasn't funny, SpongeBob! Y'all had me worried sick![she walks off. Scooter walks towards SpongeBob and looks at him sadly]
- Scooter: Dude... [he walks off. Cut to a dressing tent, with SpongeBob inside]
- SpongeBob: [thinking] Come on, SpongeBob, you're losing them! Think! Your public's waiting. [speaking] Let's see... [checking them off a list] "Lifting weights - big laugh," "Frisbee in face - kills," "Surfing - knocks 'em dead," "Pretending to drown," [he uses his pencil to write the word "NO" and circle it] NO. Come on, think! I got it! Hey, everybody! [he runs out of the dressing tent] Not ripped pants! [he tears his pants off] Pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police. There's a pants thief on the loose! [the wind howls, SpongeBob standing alone on the beach. A tumbleweed rolls by. SpongeBob turns and hears party music at a distance, and sees Larry and Sandy playing volleyball] Oh, no, everybody's gone, even Sandy. She'd rather hang out with Larry! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [SpongeBob lies on the beach] We blew it, pants.
- Pants: What do you mean, "we?" [the pants walk off, leaving SpongeBob alone]
- SpongeBob: Oh, I didn't have to be a fool to get Sandy's attention. Am I the biggest loser on the beach?! [Millie walks up to SpongeBob, shining red]
- Millie: No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen. [she places a fin on herself, and it leaves a sounding mark, which vanishes]
- SpongeBob: Ouch. [a fish walks up to the two]
- Fish: No, I am. I got sand in my buns. [he shows them two sandy hamburger buns. There is a rumbling coming from the sand and a whale pops his head out of the sand]
- Whale: No, I'm the biggest loser on the beach. They buried me in the sand and forgot me.
- All: What happened to you?
- SpongeBob: I lost my best friend.
- All: How? [SpongeBob grabs a sand guitar and sings]
- SpongeBob: When I ripped... [rips his underwear] my pants. [he starts to sing] I thought that I had everybody by my side, but I went and blew it all sky-high, and now she won't even spare a passing glance, all just because I [rips his underwear again] ripped my pants. [the other three "losers of the beach" assemble on a sand stage with sand instruments and sing]
- All: ♪When big Larry came round just to put him down, SpongeBob turned into a clown, and no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and [Millie turns around with her behind towards the camera. Suddenly, her bottom then rips, splitting open, revealing her white underwear] ripped his pants!♪
- SpongeBob: [singing voice, a crowd begins to gather] ♪I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse. 'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun...♪
- All: ♪Or sand in your buns!♪ [instrumental break. The sandy bun fish scrapes the two buns together to make a rhythm then the curtain shows waves crashing about]
- SpongeBob: ♪Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget... so listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance... and you won't end up like the fool... who... ripped... his... pants!♪ [the whole group comes together one by one in sync with the music and they rip their pants. By now, a huge crowd has gathered and is cheering the group onstage. A blimp flies by with SpongeBob's name on it. It's revealed that SpongeBob and his band were having a concert.]
- Sandy: SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Sandy! [she gets onstage and hugs SpongeBob. He returns the embrace]
- Sandy: Your song is true. If y'all want to be my friend, just be yourself. [Larry walks up]
- Larry: [impressed with SpongeBob's singing during the big concert] SpongeBob, that was so righteous. Would you... sign my pants?
- SpongeBob: Absolutely, buddy. [SpongeBob bends down to sign Larry's pants. His briefs then rip off completely, leaving SpongeBob "au naturel." Someone off-screen whistles. SpongeBob grins and blushes sheepishly]