Ripped Pants (song)

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Ripped Pants is a song featured on the episode, "Ripped Pants." It was sung by SpongeBob, Evelyn, another fish, and a whale. The song was written by Peter Straus and writer Paul Tibbit. Strauss provides the singing voice of SpongeBob.

When I ripped my pants...

I thought I had everybody on my side,

But I went and blew it all sky high.

And now she won't even spare a passing glance,

All just because I ripped my pants.

When big Larry came round just to put him down,

SpongeBob turned into a clown.

And no girl ever wants to dance,

With a fool who went and ripped his pants.

I know I shouldn't mope around and I shouldn't curse,

But the pain feels so much worse.

'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun,

Than a burn from the sun or sand in you're buns.

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,

So listen and you won't regret.

Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance

And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants.

Music

Albums: Original Theme Highlights • The Best Day Ever • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie • The Yellow Album • SpongeBob's Greatest Hits Songs: 4-Ply • A Day Like This • All You Need is Friendship • Barnacles • Bee Line for the Tree Line • Best Day Ever • The Bubble Song • Campfire Song Song • Cha-Ching • Doing the Sponge • Down the Well • The Dragon Song • Electric Zoo • Employee of the Month • F.U.N. Song • Good-Bye Atlantis • Goofy Goober Song • Goofy Goober Rock • He's Flying • Hey All You People • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • I Can't Keep my Eyes off of You • I Was The King's Favorite Fool • Idiot Friends • If I Could Talk to Money • If Only I Could Join You • Indoors • Krusty Krab Pizza • Livin' the Sunlight, Lovin' the Moonlight • Loop De Loop • Now That We're Men • Oh My Karen • The Princess Screams • Ripped Pants (song) • So Long, Bikini Bottom • Spare Us, Dark Knight • SpongeBob ScaredyPants • Theme Song • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Underwater Sun • When Worlds Collide Other: Associated production music