"Ridin' the Hook" is a song performed by The High-Seas. The song is presented as a special feature on the SpongeBob vs. The Big One DVD featuring a music video. It is also included on The Best Day Ever CD. The lyrics are sung mostly by SpongeBob, but there are a few backwards (and unsuccessful) countdowns by Patrick (who serves as the drummer). The song references the episode "Hooky."
Lyrics
- SpongeBob: OK, drummer, count us in!
- Patrick: Yeah, drummer, count us in!
- SpongeBob: Patrick, you're the drummer!
- Patrick: Oh, uh, 10, uh, 9... 5, 4, 3, 2!
- SpongeBob: Down here in the foamy brine
- We get so bored sometimes
- Patrick: We need a thrill to kill some time
- So we go out and find a fishin' line
- SpongeBob: We give a little tug and hang on tight
- Make the man upstairs think he's got a bite
- Patrick: You gotta know when to stop
- You gotta drop before you reach the top
- SpongeBob: They reel you in so fast
- Both: Let's see who lets go last
- It's a blast!
- SpongeBob and chorus: Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Ride, ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Patrick: Ridin' the hook now
- SpongeBob: Patrick, you're up again!
- Patrick: Uh, 7, 10, I'm hungry
- 5, 4, 3, 2!
- SpongeBob: You better have nerves of steel
- If you wanna beat the rod and reel
- Patrick: Who'll back down, is it you or me?
- We'll have to wait and see
- SpongeBob: I dig the charge, I need a buzz
- Ask me why, it's just because
- Patrick: Let's see what you're made of, boy
- What are you afraid of, boy?
- SpongeBob: Nobody wants to be
- Both: The chicken of the sea (Not me!)
- SpongeBob and chorus: Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Ride, ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Patrick: Ridin' the hook now
- SpongeBob: Here, Patrick, let me help you
- Patrick: No, no, I got it, I got it, I got it-got it!
- 10, 9, uh, sev— Why does it have to be backwards?
- 9, okay, 5, 4, 3, 2!
- SpongeBob: Whoa-hoa!
- Patrick: Whoo-hoo!
- SpongeBob: Going up!
- Patrick: Going down!
- SpongeBob: Yeah!
- SpongeBob: Hey! Who you calling scared?
- Both: It's a double triple dare (Keep it square!)
- SpongeBob and chorus: Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- SpongeBob: Going up!
- SpongeBob and chorus: Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Patrick: Going down!
- SpongeBob and chorus: Ride, ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- SpongeBob: Dahahahahahaha!
- SpongeBob and chorus: Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- SpongeBob: Don't back down!
- SpongeBob and chorus: Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Ride, ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
- Patrick: Does this look dangerous?
- SpongeBob and chorus: Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now...
| SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (V • E) | |
|---|---|
| Characters: | Jack Kahuna Laguna • Awesome Eddie • Big G • Chip • Silent Stan • Twitch • The Big One • Davy Jones • Cashy |
| Objects: | Sandy's helicopter • Davy Jones' locker |
| Locations: | The Remote Island • Kahmamoku Cove • Sandy's island • Dutchman's Triangle |
| Shorts: | Separation Anxiety • Surfing Dreams • SpongeBoard |
| DVD features: | Plankton's Special Sinister Commentary • Πως Γυρίστηκε Στα Ελληνικά Το Επεισόδιο "Το Μεγάλο Κύμα" |
| Miscellaneous: | DVD • Beach Party Cook-Off video game • Johnny Depp • Gnarly Rip Curl • On the Road Again • Limited Edition 2 DVD Box Set • Goo Lagoon Surfing Showdown • Online game • Surf's Up, SpongeBob! • SpongeBob SquarePants Specials Collection, Vol. 1 • Orange Collection • SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One-a-thon |