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Richie Salmon is the author of a book seen in the episode "Rule of Dumb."
Richie Salmon wrote a book titled Richie Salmon's Guide to Fitness that appears when Patrick burns his books. It can be assumed he likes fitness teaching as that's the only book he worked on.
- He is a parody of American fitness personality, Richard Simmons.
- It is unknown if the purple fish picture on the cover of the book is Richie Salmon or not.