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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Restraining SpongeBob" from season 8, which aired on April 2, 2012.
- (The episode opens with Squidward lying in bed, asleep. He wakes up to a loud noise.)
- Squidward: What the-?
- (We see Spongebob outside grinding his spatula on a rotating wheel.)
- Squidward: (Opens window) Spongebob, do you mind!?
- (Squidward breaks the window off its hinges and throws it at Spongebob. The window hits the rotating wheel instead. It bounces off and hits Squidward in the face. From the impact, he loses his balance and falls out the window. He then bounces on his head and then bounces off of Spongebob's pineapple. His tentacles land over Spongebob's eyes, causing Spongebob to finally notice Squidward.)
- Spongebob: Oh! Hey, Squidward. What are you doing?
- Squidward: (Gets back up) What am I doing!? What are you doing!?
- Spongebob: I am sharpening my trusty spatula. Speaking of which, are you going to stick around for morning fry-cook calisthenics?
- Squidward: Cala-what?
- (Spongebob then proceeds in a series of rather ridiculous stretches as Squidward walks back to his house to lock the door. Squidward then starts walking to work.)
- Spongebob: Walking to work, huh, squidward?
- Squidward: Go away.
- Spongebob: Can I walk with you?
- Squidward: No.
- Spongebob: Please?
- Squidward: No.
- (The last two lines are repeated several times as they both walk. Squidward finally gets fed up with Spongebob's repititous begging as they enter the Krusty Krab.)
- Squidward:(Furiously) I said, NO!!! I will not walk to work with y-(notices he is in the Krusty Krab)
- Spongebob: Okay. Maybe tomorrow, then!
- (Fade out. The next scene shows Squidward at the register with a customer.)
- Customer: I'll have... two Krabby Patties.
- Squidward: And would you like cheese on-(he stops at a noise that sounds like someone passing gas.)
- Customer: Do you need a break or something?
- Squidward: (Nervously) What? Oh, oh, no, that was not me, I swear, I...(sound repeats)
- (The customer walks away with Squidward stuttering and begging nervously. Squidward walks into the kitchen where Spongebob is unsuccessfully attempting to squeeze mustard onto a Krabby Patty.)