Restraining SpongeBob/transcript

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• (The episode opens with the outside of the Krusty Krab. The scene cuts to the inside of the Krusty Krab with Squidward and a customer named Frank.)
• Frank: I'll have two krabby patties.
• Squidward: Okay and would you like cheese on... (he hears a sound that almost sounds like farting)
• Frank: Do you need a break or something?
• Squidward: (surprised) Huh oh no (chuckles nervously) no that was not me I swear.
• (He hears the sound again and begins to twitch his lower eyelids. Frank turns and walks away.)
• Squidward: No wait really! (He stammers and looks to the kitchen annoyed. The scene cuts to Spongebob who is trying to squeeze mustard into a Krabby Patty and revealing where the sound was coming from.)
• Squidward: SpongeBob (he snatches the mustard bottle from SpongeBob and opens the mustard bottle) It's empty! (He then shoves the mustard bottle into SpongeBob's eye) See empty!
• SpongeBob: Wow Squidward, how do you know that? (Squidward takes the mustard bottle out of SpongeBob's eye)
• Squidward: Well let's see, maybe cause I have a brain.
• (As he said this, he leans on the grill)
• SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward uh the grill is on.
• Squidward: Oh really and do you think that I don't know that this grill is... (he sees his hand burning on the grill and then screams. He then runs around SpongeBob)
• SpongeBob: I gotta do something. (He removes the mop and then takes the bucket of water. Squidward runs to the right.) Okay Squidward this should help.
• (SpongeBob turns the bucket sideways and is ready pour it on Squidward but accidentally spills the water. Squidward slips on the puddle of water and is flying in mid-air)
• SpongeBob: Don't worry Squidward, I'll catch you.
• (He got out his jellyfishing net and holds it up to catch Squidward, but Squidward goes in the net and hit's the wall snapping the net in the process. Squidward then falls in a French fry greaser and is being fried.)
• (SpongeBob screams and goes over to french fry greaser and picks up the net with Squidward in it. Now Squidward looks like an ice cream cone when he's fried and we see a close up of the french fried Squidward.)
• SpongeBob: I can fix this. (He runs but he accidentally trips on the mop that was on the floor. He hit's a tin cupboard and bounces off and slams into the counter. Squidward is sent flying and into a customer's krabby patty taking it's place. The customer takes a bite out of Squidward causing him and the customer to scream. Squidward jumps away and flies into the other direction. SpongeBob runs to intercept him) This time I got ya. (Squidward hits SpongeBob's face and bounces off and finally crashing into a soda dispenser)
• (SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs gasps. Squidward lies there muttering as the soda sprays on hims. Mr. Krabs rushes near the mess.)
• Mr. Krabs: Me soda machine! (He starts crying) FUCK YOU!!!!!!!