This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Friend or Foe short "Remodeling," which aired on April 5, 2007.
- [The short begins at Goo Lagoon where Mr. Krabs and Plankton are building sand castles.]
- Plankton: Well, the inside is done and ready for action.
- Mr. Krabs: [puts a yellow flag on the top] Perfect. [giggles]
- Billy: You call that a castle? [points to his castle with a movable sand train going in and out] This is a castle.
- Mr. Krabs: Wow, that's impressive.
- Billy: Duh. Here, let me help you do some remodeling. [jumps on their castle. Mr. Krabs and Plankton smile at each other] What are you smiling about?
- Plankton: Oh, uh, just this. [a spring from underneath the sand sends the fish flying] Bullies are so predictable.