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(from The Epic Rap Battles of History wiki)
(Painty the Pirate and the seagulls sing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song, agitating Bubbles.)
Bubbles:Stop it... That's enough... Silence!
Seagull:Aw man, I like that song. What happened?
Bubbles:I don't like that song. I put an end to it.
Seagull:Well, this music is terrible.
Bubbles:I suppose you're entitled to your—wait, why am I talking to you?
You're an inferior species! What could you know about taste?
You get excited by a pile of trash on a plate!
While I'm a space-time traveller, fabric unraveler,
Saving the patties in the past, but now I'm rapping ya.
That song's so bad that I can't even stand it.
Dispense with this nonsense at once. I demand it!
You all stand no chance against my power, don't try it,
Just sit there with your flappy beak, shut and be quiet!
Seagull:Hold up, fish guts! You can't insult us! (The seagull crew!)
We're in no mood to hear this (dolphin chirp) from you!
We're flying on the breeze, partying seven seas.
You got your nose on your head. (You blow up when you sneeze.)
(Hey, why's this guy so mean?) 'Cause he's older than a fossil.
All alone up in space. (Yeah, that must be awful!)
Painty the Pirate:Yar! Knock it off! You're making the movie too long!
Seagull:Why don't you take us back in time so we can finish our song?
(Teleports back to Painty and the seagulls singing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song. Bubbles briefly pops out after it ends)
That was pretty good, actually.
Just before the battle begins
Seagull says bad word 11 from Sailor Mouth (click photo to go to "Sailor Mouth")