Mrs. Puff assigns SpongeBob's class an essay, which is on the topic of what not to do at a spotlight, has to be 800 words minimum, and is due tommarrow. One student (Acts like SpongeBob) is excited about this essay.
At SpongeBob's House
He writes the first ten words, "What Not to do At A Spotlight By SpongeBob SquarePants", but after 2 hours, he can't seem to write anything else. He eventually starts fresh, and though it appears he writes a lot shortly afterwards, he only writes the word "The". With 799 words to go, SpongeBob tries to go further, but stays up to 10:00 p.m. He calls Patrick on the phone for advice, but he is too tired. SpongeBob then hallucinates that his house goes on fire because he can't write more. After this nightmare, he finally writes the essay in five minutes just before boating school starts by writing random things he does that night.
Ending: Back to Mrs. Puff's Boating School (After SpongeBob Finished the Essay)
Mrs. Puff tells SpongeBob that she tried to call him to tell him that she cancelled the essay and decided that she will take the class on a field trip to a stoplight, instead. SpongeBob rips his essay in half followed by himself, before fading to black.
A part where SpongeBob looks out the window, all his friends are there, and Patrick rubbing Sandy with Sun Lotion then says, "Come on, SpongeBob!".
This was removed due to it looking like Patrick was unhooking Sandy's bra.
Removed on some airings for unknown reasons.
A scene where a video of a drag race car crashing into a wall.
Removed because Nickelodeon didn't want viewers to try racing a car.
All DVDs, 2002-October 2006 airings, and the July 24th, 2012 Nickelodeon Philippines airing show these scenes. After October 2006, the scenes were edited out for commerical time.
Original airings (Before October 2006, Version #1):
Patrick: Come on, SpongeBob! (Spongebob goes back to his desk)
SpongeBob: It should be against the law to have to write an essay on such a super sailorific, sunshiny day! Oh! But I must press onward, because with this pencil, and the completion of this essay, I'll be one step closer to my driver's license! (a live-action drag race is shown. a car hits a wall, tumbles and gets back up)
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. This'll be no problemo. I've got plenty of time. It's only 6:00 p.m.! Okay, okay here we go. (struggles to write) I know, I've got to get blood pumpin' in the own vessels. How about some calisthenics? (SpongeBob does calisthenics. While doing it, he recites Hup Hoo several times)
SpongeBob: I can feel those juices pumpin' now!
Original airings (Before October 2006, Version #2):
Same as above, but SpongeBob excercising was removed.
Reruns (After October 2006):
SpongeBob: Gee, this is harder than I thought... (immediately cuts to him sitting happily in his chair) I can feel those juices pumpin' now! (The rest of the episode goes normally.)
This is the first time SpongeBob's house talks or is set on fire.
A scene similar to this also happens in "Ghost Host."
Unlike this, SpongeBob's house only roars instead of telling him not to waste more time.
It also happens in "Pet Sitter Pat," when it shows SpongeBob's Pineapple on fire in a thought bubble after Grandma SquarePants mentions being in danger of burning down the house if she was not any older because of all the candles on her cake.
The music from Nickelodeon's Hey Arnold! was reused on the scene when SpongeBob looks out the window and see everyone having a good day.
When SpongeBob cleaned his kitchen, it turned chrome similar to how the future world looked in "SB-129."
In SpongeBob's kitchen fridge, he has:
Horse of the Sea
A Chinese takeout box
An ice cube tray
Two soda cans
One red, one green
One orange, one purple
One scene from this episode was shown in the R-rated comedy Ted (2012).
It is unknown how SpongeBob managed to take hours only to write the word "The" on his paper.
The setting with Patrick and the phone was similar in design to Squidward's 3:00 AM joke to Patrick from "Graveyard Shift."
In SpongeBob's nightmare (when he runs through a hall), and the title card, there are deformed, melted and melting clocks.
This is a reference to The Peristance of Memory art.
As far as essays go, it's excessive that one about what not to do at a stoplight would require 800 words, especially when it is due the next day.
When SpongeBob wakes up from his nightmare and looks at the paper before looking at the clock, only the word "The" is shown and "What Not to do at a Spotlight by SpongeBob SquarePants" is missing from the top.
On his essay, SpongeBob misspelled Stoplight as Spotlight.
In reruns after October 2006, after SpongeBob said "Gee , it's harder than I throught." it cuts to him standing next to the chair. Due to cutting out three scenes for commerical time.
On the April 21, 2014 airing, the episode was shortened again. After SpongeBob said "This essay is pure gold!," he was playing with the chair and making it squeak. Because, it was cut slightly for commerical time.