"Procrastination" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season two. In this episode, SpongeBob procrastinates on writing an essay for Boating School.
At Mrs. Puff's Boating School, SpongeBob's class receives an assignment for an 800-word essay on what not to do at a stoplight, due the following morning. SpongeBob can't wait to get started and, upon arriving home, prepares his materials and workspace. However, he has trouble thinking of what to write, and seeing all his friends having fun outside proves distracting and disappointing that he can't join.
Time passes as SpongeBob tries to create the right mood for writing. He does some calisthenics, feeds Gary, cleans his kitchen, and takes copious breaks in between. It eventually becomes clear that SpongeBob is only looking for excuses to avoid the essay, as Patrick points out when SpongeBob calls to chat with him in the middle of the night.
While spending more time making a sandwich, SpongeBob hears a knock at the door and rushes to greet the mailman delivering a package. When SpongeBob attempts to engage in small talk, the mailman cuts him off and tells him to get back to writing. Suspicious, SpongeBob slowly heads back inside to find the newscaster on TV reporting on SpongeBob’s unfinished essay. He soon discovers that all of his possessions are conspiring against him to prevent the completion of his work. Their interference results in the immolation of his house, which begs SpongeBob as it burns to stop wasting time.
Finally waking up from his nightmare, SpongeBob looks first at his woefully incomplete essay, then at the clock marking five minutes before class time. In desperation, he suddenly realizes that everything he did up to that point was something that shouldn't be done at a stoplight, and so quickly writes it all down to fulfill the 800-word requirement.
Excitedly bringing the finished essay to school, SpongeBob finds the classroom empty. Mrs. Puff arrives and explains that she tried to call SpongeBob to give him an update. Due to a teacher's convention she must attend, Mrs. Puff has canceled the assignment and will instead take the class on a field trip the following week to see a stoplight. Left behind with his grin frozen in place, SpongeBob rips his essay in half before he himself splits in half.
- A scene where SpongeBob looks out the window, all his friends are there, and Patrick rubbing Sandy with Sun Lotion then says, "Come on, SpongeBob!"
- This scene was removed due to it looking like Patrick was unhooking Sandy's bikini.
- SpongeBob exercising
- This scene was removed on some airings due to SpongeBob's nose moving up and down in a rather obscene way.
- A scene where a video of a drag race car crashing into a wall is shown.
- This was removed because Nickelodeon didn't want to offend anyone or portray the wrong message.
All DVDs, 2002-2006 airings, and all airings in other countries show these scenes. After October 2006, the scenes were edited out for commercials. All of these scenes are still available on VideoNow disks with this episode in it.
- Early airings (Before October 2006, Version #1):
- Patrick: Come on, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob goes back to his desk)
- SpongeBob: It should be against the law to have to write an essay on such a super sailorific, sunshiny day! Oh! But I must press onward, because with this pencil, and the completion of this essay, I'll be one step closer to my driver's license! [a live-action drag race is shown. a car hits a wall, tumbles and gets back up] Oh, yeah. This'll be no problemo. I've got plenty of time. It's only 6:00 p.m.! Okay, okay here we go. [struggles to write] I know, I've got to get blood pumpin' in the own vessels. How about some calisthenics? [SpongeBob does calisthenics. While doing it, he recites Hup Hoo several times] I can feel those juices pumpin' now!
- Some early airings (Before October 2006, Version #2):
- Same as above, but SpongeBob exercising was removed.
- Reruns (after October 2006):
- SpongeBob: Gee, this is harder than I thought... [immediately cuts to him sitting happily in his chair] I can feel those juices pumpin' now! [the rest of the episode goes normally.]
‣ Hello Blues
|( ‣ ) Associated production music|
|( • ) Original music|
|( ◦ ) SpongeBob music|
- Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [title card]
‣ Horlepiep - Jan Rap [opening]
‣ On the Beach - Kapono Beamer ["I'm about to write the greatest essay of all time."]
‣ Music, Calliope - 20th Century Fox Sound Effects [Carnival]
‣ Glory Road - Sam Fonteyn ["But I must press onward, because with this pencil and the completion of this essay..."]
‣ Glissando (g) - Skaila Kanga, Richard Myhill ["...I'll be one step closer to my driver's license!"]
‣ Glissando (h) - Skaila Kanga, Richard Myhill ["Oh, yeah..."]
‣ ? - drum roll
‣ Vibe Sting - Nicolas Carr ["I know!"]
‣ Steve's March - Sam Spence [calisthenics]
‣ Mambo Fantastico - Gerhard Narholz [squeaking chair]
‣ Sunny Samoa - Jan Rap [feeding Gary]
‣ Four & Three - Harold Geller [SpongeBob cleaning his kitchen.]
‣ Dramatic Cue (h) - Ronald Hanmer ["10:00?!"]
‣ Dance of the Fumblers - Sam Spence [montage of SpongeBob writing]
‣ Tympup (a) - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy ["The..."]
‣ Raspberry (c) - Sammy Burdson, John Fiddy ["The..."]
‣ Stepping into Danger - Mike Sunderland ["Let's see, only 799 words to go."]
‣ Chief Taravana - Kapono Beamer [SpongeBob calls Patrick]
‣ Stepping into Danger - Mike Sunderland [SpongeBob choking]
‣ Hello Blues - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [SpongeBob looks in the refrigerator]
‣ Dramatic Cue (e) - Ronald Hanmer ["How did he know I'm supposed to be writing an essay?"]
‣ Strange Goings-On - Dick Stephen Walter [SpongeBob goes back into his house]
‣ The Plot Thickens - Dick Stephen Walter [news on TV]
‣ ? - Nicolas Carr ["Hey, SpongeBob, over here!"]
‣ Terror by Night - Hubert Clifford [SpongeBob running back to his desk]
‣ Flight in Panic 1 - Gregor F. Narholz [SpongeBob's house on fire]
‣ Unpreventable - Gregor F. Narholz ["It's almost 9:00!"]
‣ Harp Ding - Nicolas Carr ["Feeding your snail is something not to do at a stoplight!"]
‣ Horlepiep - Jan Rap ["Mrs. Puff, I'm finished!"]
‣ Keel Row - Brian Peters [ending]
- As of January 16, 2017, The Internet Movie Database (IMDB) gives this episode a rating of 8.6/10 based on 302 ratings by users. TV.com users give this episode a rating of 8.5/10 based on 154 votes.
- "Procrastination" was ranked #100 during the Best Day Ever event on November 9–10, 2006.
The First Day
- 4:55 pm - SpongeBob starts writing his essay
- 7:06 pm - SpongeBob feeds Gary.
- 10:00 pm - SpongeBob's kitchen was already clean.
The Next Day
- 12:00 am - Hurrying back to his desk
- 9:00 am - SpongeBob finishes his 800-word essay
- 9:35 am - SpongeBob arrives in Mrs. Puff's Boating School.
- 9:37 am - SpongeBob rips his essay and himself.
- This is one of two episodes with a fan-famous deleted scene. The other is "Just One Bite" from season 3. Both of these scenes can still be seen on YTV.
- The deleted scene of this episode is also shown in other countries, though "Just One Bite" is still edited in all those countries.
- This is the first episode where SpongeBob chokes. In this episode, he chokes on erazor shavings, but his choking stops with a drink of water.
- The music from the Nickelodeon series Hey Arnold! is reused in the scene where SpongeBob looks out the window and see everyone having a good day.
- When SpongeBob cleans his kitchen, it turns chrome, similar to how the future world looks in the "SB-129."
- One scene from this episode is shown at the beginning of the 2012 R-rated comedy film Ted.
- The scene with Patrick in bed and the phone is similar in design to Squidward's 3:00 A.M. joke to Patrick in "Graveyard Shift."
- This episode probably takes place before "Help Wanted" because SpongeBob goes to boating school two days in a row, something never seen in any other episode throughout this series. In "No Free Rides," SpongeBob states that he does boating tests on Tuesdays (probably after his work shift) and classes on Sundays when he usually does not have work.
- The color for this episode and "I'm with Stupid" is different from any other episode. It appears less bright and more washed out in comparison to the rest of season 2. This is because a brown color filter has been added.
- However, on all DVD releases containing the two episodes, the brown color filter was removed, making the episode brighter to match the rest of the season.
- This episode aired 5 years after Tiny Tim's death.
- This is the first episode where Terror by Night plays.
- This is the only season 2 episode to use the APM track Hello Blues.
- In SpongeBob's nightmare, when he runs through a hall, and on the episode's title card background, there are deformed, melted, and melting clocks. This is a reference to The Persistence of Memory art.
- Horse of the Sea is a reference to Chicken of the Sea.
- On his essay, SpongeBob misspells "stoplight" as "spotlight."
- When SpongeBob says, "I can feel those juices pumpin' now!," the closed captions say "children laughing." This is a leftover from the aforementioned deleted scene.
- When SpongeBob is at the sink, drinking water, two parts of his black belt turn yellow for a split second.
- Before SpongeBob is locked out of his house, his mouth disappears for a split second as the door slams shut.
- When SpongeBob wakes up from his nightmare and looks at the paper before looking at the clock, only the word "the" is shown and "What Not to do at a Spotlight by SpongeBob SquarePants" is missing from the top.
- When SpongeBob says "Rye or pumpernickel?," his eyelashes are missing.
- In the opening credits, the 'k' in Carson Kugler's name is lowercased instead of capitalized.
- When SpongeBob says ”Burning!”, his mouth doesn’t sync correctly
- On Amazon Prime Video, this whole episode is slightly darker in color. The same error occurs with its sister episode, I'm with Stupid.