Patrick (primitive)

If you were looking for the article about Patrick's other prehistoric ancestor, then see Patar.

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Primitive Star
General information
Residence:	Prehistoric Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean; during the Paleozoic Era
Physical appearance
Gender:	Male
Family
Descendants:	Everyone in the Star Family Tree except Maw Tucket and her parents, uncles, and grandparents, Patrick Revere, Margie Star, and possibly Prehistoric Gary.
Series information
First appearance:	"SB-129"
Latest appearance:	"Ugh"
Portrayer:	Bill Fagerbakke

Primitive Star is Patrick's and Patar's ancestor seen in the episode "SB-129" who is a primitive starfish, as his name suggests. He had no common sense and lived 546 million years ago during the Pre-Cambrian period. He was revealed when Squidward attempted to find a quiet place to play his Clarry. At first the meeting between the two was awkward yet calm, he even licked Squidward's arm out of curiosity.

When a Jellyfish swam by, he became afraid and ran away screaming with Primitive Sponge. He is later seen holding a jelly and being continuously stung by it, screaming and passing it to Primitive Sponge. Squidward became annoyed at their screams and told them they were supposed to Catch the jelly, not torture themselves with it. Taking a stick and loin cloth from both primitives, Squidward crafted two Jellyfish Nets and showed them how it worked, both primitives took the nets and ran after the jelly while Squidward went back to his clarinet playing. This, however, would prove to be a bad decision, as neither found the sound very pleasant and angrily pounded their chest and chased Squidward back to the Time machine.

Intelligence

Primitive Star was not very smart. He could not talk as Bikini Bottom citizens of today, but instead communicated with growls and whimpers. His high tolerance for pain is what kept him holding onto the angry jelly and repeatedly getting stung. He is not to be confused with Patar, a slightly more intelligent star.

Appearance

Primitive Star has a large slopping forehead and large ape-like mouth with a notable underbite, his gums are blue and his teeth are very large and thick and a pair of white tusks is pointing out of his mouth. He wears a loin cloth that can be replaced upon tearing. And like Patrick and Patar he has five points and is pink, but looks quite different from both stars.

Trivia

• Primitive Star came before Patar.
• Primitive Star and Primitive Sponge briefly appear in Ugh when the "When Worlds Collide" song happened.

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