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− | |title = Pranks a Lot |
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− | |titlecard = Pranks A Lot.jpg |
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− | |seasonnumber = 3 |
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− | |episodenumber = 60b |
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− | |airdate = [[October 11]], [[2004]] |
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{{L|''[at Palace of Pranks]''}} |
{{L|''[at Palace of Pranks]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, Patrick, here it is. The Palace of Pranks. The greatest novelty shop in Bikini Bottom. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where I got my gag Seanut Brittle can! ''[shows a can of Seanut Brittle]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, Patrick, here it is. The Palace of Pranks. The greatest novelty shop in Bikini Bottom. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where I got my gag Seanut Brittle can! ''[shows a can of Seanut Brittle]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Seanut Brittle? ''[SpongeBob enters and smells the air]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Seanut Brittle? ''[SpongeBob enters and smells the air]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ah...nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! ''[he walks down an aisle]'' Isn't it everything I said it would be, Patrick?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah...nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! ''[he walks down an aisle]'' Isn't it everything I said it would be, Patrick?}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Hey, Seanut Brittle! ''[a bunch of fake snakes pop out]'' Oh, darn it, not again! ''[SpongeBob laughs]''}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[in another aisle]'' Hey, Seanut Brittle! ''[a bunch of fake snakes pop out]'' Oh, darn it, not again! ''[SpongeBob laughs]''}} |
{{L|Frank|Good to see you, SpongeBob. How's my number-one customer doing?}} |
{{L|Frank|Good to see you, SpongeBob. How's my number-one customer doing?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh great, Frank. This is my friend Patrick. He wants to become a prankster too.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh great, Frank. This is my friend Patrick. He wants to become a prankster too.}} |
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− | {{L|Frank|Well, pleasure to meet you, Patrick. ''[shakes Patrick hand but he has a buzzer so it shocks Patrick]'' That's your first lesson son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.}} |
+ | {{L|Frank|Well, pleasure to meet you, Patrick. ''[shakes Patrick's hand, but he has a buzzer so it shocks Patrick. Patrick screams and sucks on his hand]'' That's your first lesson son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.}} |
{{L|Patrick|I don't get it.}} |
{{L|Patrick|I don't get it.}} |
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{{L|Frank|You don't have to get it! The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.}} |
{{L|Frank|You don't have to get it! The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|''[His head is gone]'' I don't get it.}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[His head is gone]'' I don't get it.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|What can we get for one dollar? ''[shows a real dollar]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|What can we get for one dollar? ''[shows a real dollar]''}} |
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− | {{L|Frank| |
+ | {{L|Frank|One dollar will get you this fake gag dollar. ''[shows a fake dollar]'' Fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|What else have you got?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|What else have you got?}} |
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− | {{L|Frank|A |
+ | {{L|Frank|''[holds up a whoopee cushion]'' A whoopee cushion?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Nah.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Nah.}} |
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− | {{L|Frank|Fake vomit |
+ | {{L|Frank|''[holds up fake vomit]'' Fake vomit?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|No.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|No.}} |
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− | {{L|Frank|Real vomit?}} |
+ | {{L|Frank|Real vomit? ''[the counter is covered in vomit]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Ew! Don't you have anything good?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Ew! Don't you have anything good?}} |
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{{L|Frank|Well, there is one prank that I've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. ''[Shows spray can]'' Invisible Spray!}} |
{{L|Frank|Well, there is one prank that I've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. ''[Shows spray can]'' Invisible Spray!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|What are we gonna do with it?}} |
{{L|Patrick|What are we gonna do with it?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|I know! I know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in mid-air! ''[both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by people]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I know! I know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in mid-air! ''[both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by people]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Nat|They're floating in mid-air!}} |
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+ | {{L|Tina|How do they do that? ''[the thought bubble disappears]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, SpongeBob! ''[gives a thumbs up]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, SpongeBob! ''[gives a thumbs up]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, let's get started. ''[Patrick takes off his shorts]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, let's get started. ''[Patrick takes off his shorts]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|That it does, Patrick, that it does! Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. ''[Patrick takes the can of spray while SpongeBob takes off his pants]'' Ok, Patrick, give me the can.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|That it does, Patrick, that it does! Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. ''[Patrick takes the can of spray while SpongeBob takes off his pants]'' Ok, Patrick, give me the can.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[hugging the can to his chest]'' I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, spraying the park bench was my idea.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, spraying the park bench was my idea.}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, but I said it was a good idea |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, but I said it was a good idea!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob| |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Give me that thing! ''[SpongeBob grabs the can and he and Patrick wrestle over it. SpongeBob accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hey, the invisible spray works! ''[bus comes along]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hey, the invisible spray works! ''[bus comes along]''}} |
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− | {{L|Tom|And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint. ''[a group of bus people laugh]''}} |
+ | {{L|Tom|And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint. ''[a group of bus people laugh and the bus drives off]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh my gosh, Patrick, help me find our clothes! ''[Patrick sprays SpongeBob's hand and it disappears]''}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[covers his lower half]'' Oh my gosh, Patrick, help me find our clothes! ''[SpongeBob pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Patrick sprays SpongeBob's hand and it disappears]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|I gotta hand it to you, SpongeBob. You look kinda funny. ''[Patrick laughs]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|I gotta hand it to you, SpongeBob. You look kinda funny. ''[Patrick laughs]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|Righty! Where are you? No one messes with Righty! ''[takes the spray can]'' We'll see how you like it! ''[sprays Patrick making a hole in the middle of his body]'' Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh? ''[Patrick takes the can]''}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Righty! Where are you? No one messes with Righty! ''[takes the spray can with his invisible hand]'' We'll see how you like it! ''[sprays Patrick making a hole in the middle of his body]'' Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh? ''[Patrick takes the can]''}} |
− | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. ''[sprays one of SpongeBob's eyes]'' I see what you mean! ''[SpongeBob takes |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. ''[sprays one of SpongeBob's eyes]'' I see what you mean! ''[SpongeBob takes the spray can and sprays Patrick's lower half]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|No guts, no glory! ''[laughs]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|No guts, no glory! ''[laughs]''}} |
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{{L|Narrator|Several bad puns later... ''[SpongeBob & Patrick are invisible]''}} |
{{L|Narrator|Several bad puns later... ''[SpongeBob & Patrick are invisible]''}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Hey, I think this thing is empty!}} |
+ | {{L|Patrick|''[shaking the can]'' Hey, I think this thing is empty!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Patrick, you used the last of it!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs the can and shakes it]'' Oh no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Patrick, you used the last of it! ''[he throws the can away]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hey, I think I found our pants. ''[rip]'' Oops! Here, these are yours.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hey, I think I found our pants. ''[rip]'' Oops! Here, these are yours.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, forget the pants, Patrick. Let's get home and wash this paint off. ''[both start to walk off somewhere together]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, forget the pants, Patrick. Let's get home and wash this paint off. ''[both start to walk off somewhere together]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Hey SpongeBob, do you know what time it is?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hey SpongeBob, do you know what time it is?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh sure, it's...half past invisible!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh sure, it's...half past invisible!}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Gee, it's getting late. ''[they walk up |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Gee, it's getting late. ''[they walk up behind Nat]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's ask this guy. Excuse me sir, but do you have the time?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's ask this guy. Excuse me sir, but do you have the time?}} |
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{{L|Nat|Sure. ''[looks at his watch]'' It's, uhh, ten to three.}} |
{{L|Nat|Sure. ''[looks at his watch]'' It's, uhh, ten to three.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Don't mention what?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Don't mention what?}} |
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{{L|Nat|Uhh, who said that?}} |
{{L|Nat|Uhh, who said that?}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Me. |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Me.}} |
− | {{L|Nat| |
+ | {{L|Nat|''[screams]'' Ghosts! ''[he runs away from them; his eyes pop out]''}} |
− | {{L|Nat's eyes| |
+ | {{L|Nat's eyes|''[they scream and jump into a car and drive away]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hey, I'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Hey, I'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a second, Patrick. My brain just hatched an idea!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a second, Patrick. My brain just hatched an idea!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Let's go scare us some suckers.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's go scare us some suckers.}} |
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{{L|''[At Sandy's Treedome, she is reading a book until she hears a noise. She checks to see what it is, but nothing is there]''}} |
{{L|''[At Sandy's Treedome, she is reading a book until she hears a noise. She checks to see what it is, but nothing is there]''}} |
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− | {{L|Sandy|Well, that's funny. I thought I heard voices. Huh? I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table. And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Patrick?! ''[ |
+ | {{L|Sandy|Well, that's funny. I thought I heard voices. Huh? ''[she walks up to a glass of juice on the floor]'' I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table. ''[she walks over to a table with a lamp covered in garbage]'' And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Patrick?! ''[Photos of Patrick are on the walls and tables, the rug has his face on them. Sandy turns around and sees SpongeBob & Patrick covered in white sheets]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ooooooh! We're ghosts! Ooooooooooh! ''[Sandy laughs]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ooooooh! We're ghosts! Ooooooooooh! ''[Sandy laughs]''}} |
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− | {{L|Sandy|I knew it was you guys! Alright, joke's over. Take off the sheets. ''[pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there]'' It is ghosts |
+ | {{L|Sandy|I knew it was you guys! Alright, joke's over. Take off the sheets. ''[pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there]'' It is ghosts! ''[screams and goes into an acorn ship and presses a button that sends her back to Texas. SpongeBob and Patrick leave Sandy's house, laughing]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Boy, we really scared her! |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Boy, we really scared her!}} |
{{L|Patrick|Who's gonna be our next victim?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Who's gonna be our next victim?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|A better question would be, who isn't?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|A better question would be, who isn't?}} |
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− | {{L|''[At Mrs. Puff's House]''}} |
+ | {{L|''[At Mrs. Puff's House, Mrs. Puff sits at the kitchen table about to eat a piece of cake]''}} |
− | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Double Dark Deep-Sea Light Diet Cake! ''[laughs]'' You will soon be mine. ''[Cake is eaten out of nowhere. Patrick's face is covered in cake so he wipes it off and burps loudly]'' Oh! ''[gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around]'' Ghooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosts!!}} |
+ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Double Dark Deep-Sea Light Diet Cake! ''[laughs]'' You will soon be mine. ''[Cake is eaten out of nowhere. Patrick's face is covered in cake, so he wipes it off and burps loudly]'' Oh! ''[gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around]'' Ghooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosts!! ''[her deflated body lands on the table]''}} |
− | {{L|''[At Squidward's house, where he is painting]''}} |
+ | {{L|''[At Squidward's house, where he is painting and humming to himself. His paintbrush suddenly floats in the air]''}} |
− | {{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[the paintbrush |
+ | {{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[the paintbrush paints a mustache under his nose]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ooh! ''[ |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ooh! ''[Squidward crashes through the wall and runs away]''}} |
+ | {{L|Squidward|''[screaming:]'' Ghosts!!}} |
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− | {{L|Squidward|Ghosts!! ''[shown citizen surfing as an invisible surfboard is surfing next to him]''}} |
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+ | {{L|''[At Goo Lagoon, Bill surfs. An surfboard surfs by itself next to him]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Cow-a-bunga!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Cow-a-bunga!}} |
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{{L|Bill|Ghosts! ''[screams while falling off the board]''}} |
{{L|Bill|Ghosts! ''[screams while falling off the board]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Debbie|''[waving her arms wildly, screaming:]'' Ghosts!}} |
− | {{L|Fred|Ghosts!}} |
+ | {{L|Fred|''[eyes bugging out of his head]'' Ghosts!}} |
− | {{L| |
+ | {{L|Lonnie|Ghosts!}} |
{{L|Francis|Ghosts!}} |
{{L|Francis|Ghosts!}} |
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− | {{L| |
+ | {{L|Sandals|''[holding a piece of toast]'' Toast.}} |
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+ | {{L|Harold|''[sitting on the toilet]'' Ghosts!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob & Patrick are reading a newspaper]'' It's official! We're the greatest pranksters ever. The whole town thinks we're ghosts. ''[Patrick is holding his newspaper upside down]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob & Patrick are reading a newspaper]'' It's official! We're the greatest pranksters ever. The whole town thinks we're ghosts. ''[Patrick is holding his newspaper upside down]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah.}} |
{{L|Patrick|Yeah.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|We'll see about that!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|We'll see about that!}} |
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{{L|''[At the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs is spying through some blinds]''}} |
{{L|''[At the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs is spying through some blinds]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ghosts? Ha! I ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief. ''[grabs a hankerchief]'' And his dried up Sea Leprechaun. ''[shows ashes of Leprechaun]'' And a bit of gold never hurt. ''[shows a gold necklace around Mr. Krabs neck that says 'Foxy']'' But to be on the safe side, I'm also wearing me pants in a Maldon knot. ''[ |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ghosts? Ha! I ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief. ''[grabs a hankerchief]'' And his dried up Sea Leprechaun. ''[shows ashes of Leprechaun]'' And a bit of gold never hurt. ''[shows a gold necklace around Mr. Krabs neck that says 'Foxy']'' But to be on the safe side, I'm also wearing me pants in a Maldon knot. ''[his underwear is strung up with rope]'' Got me shivering timber brace. ''[shows his ankles chained together]'' And, the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. ''[a strip of duct tape covers the hair]'' And I'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. ''[he's wearing a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it]'' And if none of this stuff works, I've got me secret weapon, the Specter Deflector! ''[holds up a paddle ball]'' So just try and get me, you ghosts! Bring it on. ''[lights black-out]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Booooooh! Krabs!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Booooooh! Krabs! ''[the front doors open]''}} |
− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wha...? ''[a |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wha...? ''[a table and barrel begin to float]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Krabs, we've come to haunt you! ''[hits |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Krabs, we've come to haunt you! ''[Mr. Krabs hits the ball with the paddle]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Stay back! I'm well armed.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Stay back! I'm well armed.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Oooooooh!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Oooooooh!}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm warning you!}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[hits the ball faster]'' I'm warning you!}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Oooooooooh! ''[ |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Oooooooooh! ''[The ball suddenly stops. A pair of scissors cuts the ball off the paddle]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooooooh...}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooooooh...}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick| |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Boo!}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[breaks out of his armor, screaming]'' I gotta get out of here! ''[He runs to the doors, but they don't open]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|You can't escape, Krabs. We've glued the door shut. ''[the door is held closed with a long strip of glue]''}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll never get me! Uack! ''[tries to break through the window, but gets thrown back into a table]''}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|You can't escape, Krabs. We've glued the door shut.}} |
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− | {{L| |
+ | {{L|Patrick|Nice try, Krabs, but we replaced all the glass with rubber. ''[Mr. Krabs dives into the toilet but gets stuck. He pulls himself out and sits on the floor dazed]''}} |
− | {{L| |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Too late, Krabs. We've already Cloooggged All The Toooiiiiillleeeetttts! ''[The toliet is stuffed with toilet paper. Mr. Krabs cowers in a corner]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Too late, Krabs. We've already Cloooggged All The Toooiiiiillleeeetttts! ''[shown all the stalls are stuffed with toilet paper. Mr. Krabs cowers in a corner]''}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Please, spirits, leave me be!}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Please, spirits, leave me be!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' We got him good, SpongeBob.}} |
{{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' We got him good, SpongeBob.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Patrick, I've got one more idea. ''[to Mr. Krabs]'' You're going to pay, Krabs!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Patrick, I've got one more idea. ''[to Mr. Krabs]'' You're going to pay, Krabs!}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, spirits, please! ''[dollar |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, spirits, please! ''[a dollar floats in the air]''}} |
− | {{L|SpongeBob|Pay! |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Pay!}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooooh! ''[a lighted match floats up near the dollar]''}} |
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− | {{L|Patrick|Uhh, SpongeBob? SpongeBob, we're visible again.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost]'' I know not these names which you speak!}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Uhh, SpongeBob? SpongeBob, we're visible again. ''[SpongeBob looks down, then he and Patrick scream and cover their lower halves. Mr. Krabs lifts them up by the back of their necks as they try to run]''}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|So you two are the Bikini Bottom ghosts.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So you two are the Bikini Bottom ghosts.}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|We're really sorry, Mr. Krabs. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat em!}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|We're really sorry, Mr. Krabs. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat em! ''[Mr. Krabs puts them down]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, come on boys, I'm hip! I pulled my share of pranks when I was your age. Had me some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me! ''[all laugh]'' Uhh, any particular reason you boys are naked?}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, come on boys, I'm hip! I pulled my share of pranks when I was your age. Had me some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me! ''[all laugh]'' Uhh, any particular reason you boys are naked?}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes. ''[Mr. Krabs laughs]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes. ''[Mr. Krabs laughs]''}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Woo, now we wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now. You two pranksters better get going.}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Woo, now we wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now. You two pranksters better get going.}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, thanks for being such a good sport.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, thanks for being such a good sport.}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't mention it.}} |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't mention it. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk into the main area]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|That Mr. Krabs, always looking out for me. What a guy.}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|That Mr. Krabs, always looking out for me. What a guy.}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah. ''[a white, round light shines on SpongeBob & Patrick]''}} |
{{L|Patrick|Yeah. ''[a white, round light shines on SpongeBob & Patrick]''}} |
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− | {{L|Mr. Krabs|The Krusty Krab presents... Live Nude Pranksters! Starring the Bikini Bottom Ghosts |
+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|The Krusty Krab presents... Live Nude Pranksters! ''[He is shown shining the light on them from the crow's nest]'' Starring the Bikini Bottom Ghosts! ''[everyone laughs and cheers as SpongeBob & Patrick try to cover up their bodies]''}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|''[they scream and Mr. Krabs laughs teasingly. Sandy whistles at them as Mrs. Puff takes a picture. Squidward laughs. SpongeBob and Patrick keep trying to cover themselves]''}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Yeah?}} |
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− | {{L|SpongeBob|We should have bought the |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|We should have bought the whoopee cushion!}} |
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- [at Palace of Pranks]
- SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, here it is. The Palace of Pranks. The greatest novelty shop in Bikini Bottom. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where I got my gag Seanut Brittle can! [shows a can of Seanut Brittle]
- Patrick: Oh boy, Seanut Brittle! Gimmie! [tries to open the can]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?
- Patrick: Nice try, SquarePants, but it's not gonna work this time. I'm gonna have some of your delicious Seanut Brittle! [he opens the can, and fake purple snakes pop out] Where's the Seanut Brittle?
- SpongeBob: [laughs] That gets funnier every time you say it, Patrick. Come on, let's go inside. [Patrick begins to cry]
- Patrick: Seanut Brittle? [SpongeBob enters and smells the air]
- SpongeBob: Ah...nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! [he walks down an aisle] Isn't it everything I said it would be, Patrick?
- Patrick: [in another aisle] Hey, Seanut Brittle! [a bunch of fake snakes pop out] Oh, darn it, not again! [SpongeBob laughs]
- Frank: Good to see you, SpongeBob. How's my number-one customer doing?
- SpongeBob: Oh great, Frank. This is my friend Patrick. He wants to become a prankster too.
- Frank: Well, pleasure to meet you, Patrick. [shakes Patrick's hand, but he has a buzzer so it shocks Patrick. Patrick screams and sucks on his hand] That's your first lesson son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.
- Patrick: I don't get it.
- Frank: You don't have to get it! The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.
- SpongeBob: You see, Patrick, Frank here is the master. I learned all I know about pranks from him. Ok, Frank, let's see what you've got.
- Frank: Well, this came in just this morning. [shows package of gum] Have some gum. [Patrick chews the gum but then his head explodes] Ha! Exploding chewing gum. Only $9.95.
- Patrick: [His head is gone] I don't get it.
- SpongeBob: What can we get for one dollar? [shows a real dollar]
- Frank: One dollar will get you this fake gag dollar. [shows a fake dollar] Fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.
- SpongeBob: What else have you got?
- Frank: [holds up a whoopee cushion] A whoopee cushion?
- SpongeBob: Nah.
- Frank: [holds up fake vomit] Fake vomit?
- SpongeBob: No.
- Frank: Real vomit? [the counter is covered in vomit]
- SpongeBob: Ew! Don't you have anything good?
- Frank: Well, there is one prank that I've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. [Shows spray can] Invisible Spray!
- SpongeBob: Wow! Invisible Spray!
- Patrick: But I can see it.
- SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, just think of the pranks we could pull with this! [gives Frank some money]
- Frank: Good choice. Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes.
- SpongeBob: Thanks, Frank! [SpongeBob & Patrick are now outside] Here it is, Patrick. The ultimate prank. Invisible Spray!
- Patrick: What are we gonna do with it?
- SpongeBob: I know! I know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in mid-air! [both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by people]
- Nat: They're floating in mid-air!
- Tina: How do they do that? [the thought bubble disappears]
- Patrick: That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, SpongeBob! [gives a thumbs up]
- SpongeBob: Well, let's get started. [Patrick takes off his shorts]
- Patrick: OK, I'm ready.
- SpongeBob: Any particular reason you took your pants off?
- Patrick: Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?
- SpongeBob: That it does, Patrick, that it does! Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. [Patrick takes the can of spray while SpongeBob takes off his pants] Ok, Patrick, give me the can.
- Patrick: [hugging the can to his chest] I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.
- SpongeBob: Patrick, spraying the park bench was my idea.
- Patrick: Yeah, but I said it was a good idea!
- SpongeBob: Give me that thing! [SpongeBob grabs the can and he and Patrick wrestle over it. SpongeBob accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]
- Patrick: Hey, the invisible spray works! [bus comes along]
- Tom: And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint. [a group of bus people laugh and the bus drives off]
- SpongeBob: [covers his lower half] Oh my gosh, Patrick, help me find our clothes! [SpongeBob pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Patrick sprays SpongeBob's hand and it disappears]
- Patrick: I gotta hand it to you, SpongeBob. You look kinda funny. [Patrick laughs]
- SpongeBob: Righty! Where are you? No one messes with Righty! [takes the spray can with his invisible hand] We'll see how you like it! [sprays Patrick making a hole in the middle of his body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh? [Patrick takes the can]
- Patrick: Yeah. [sprays one of SpongeBob's eyes] I see what you mean! [SpongeBob takes the spray can and sprays Patrick's lower half]
- SpongeBob: No guts, no glory! [laughs]
- Narrator: Several bad puns later... [SpongeBob & Patrick are invisible]
- Patrick: [shaking the can] Hey, I think this thing is empty!
- SpongeBob: [grabs the can and shakes it] Oh no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Patrick, you used the last of it! [he throws the can away]
- Patrick: Hey, I think I found our pants. [rip] Oops! Here, these are yours.
- SpongeBob: Oh, forget the pants, Patrick. Let's get home and wash this paint off. [both start to walk off somewhere together]
- Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, do you know what time it is?
- SpongeBob: Oh sure, it's...half past invisible!
- Patrick: Gee, it's getting late. [they walk up behind Nat]
- SpongeBob: Let's ask this guy. Excuse me sir, but do you have the time?
- Nat: Sure. [looks at his watch] It's, uhh, ten to three.
- SpongeBob: Thank you.
- Nat: Don't mention it. [turns around to notice no one is there]
- Patrick: Don't mention what?
- Nat: Uhh, who said that?
- Patrick: Me.
- Nat: [screams] Ghosts! [he runs away from them; his eyes pop out]
- Nat's eyes: [they scream and jump into a car and drive away]
- Patrick: Hey, I'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs.
- SpongeBob: Wait a second, Patrick. My brain just hatched an idea!
- Patrick: Lay it on me.
- SpongeBob: OK, we're invisible, right?
- Patrick: Yeah.
- SpongeBob: If that guy thought we were ghosts, we could haunt everybody in Bikini Bottom! Oh, it's the ultimate prank!
- SpongeBob & Patrick: Whoo! High five! [both give a high five]
- SpongeBob: Let's go scare us some suckers.
- [At Sandy's Treedome, she is reading a book until she hears a noise. She checks to see what it is, but nothing is there]
- Sandy: Well, that's funny. I thought I heard voices. Huh? [she walks up to a glass of juice on the floor] I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table. [she walks over to a table with a lamp covered in garbage] And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Patrick?! [Photos of Patrick are on the walls and tables, the rug has his face on them. Sandy turns around and sees SpongeBob & Patrick covered in white sheets]
- SpongeBob & Patrick: Ooooooh! We're ghosts! Ooooooooooh! [Sandy laughs]
- Sandy: I knew it was you guys! Alright, joke's over. Take off the sheets. [pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there] It is ghosts! [screams and goes into an acorn ship and presses a button that sends her back to Texas. SpongeBob and Patrick leave Sandy's house, laughing]
- SpongeBob: Boy, we really scared her!
- Patrick: Who's gonna be our next victim?
- SpongeBob: A better question would be, who isn't?
- [At Mrs. Puff's House, Mrs. Puff sits at the kitchen table about to eat a piece of cake]
- Mrs. Puff: Double Dark Deep-Sea Light Diet Cake! [laughs] You will soon be mine. [Cake is eaten out of nowhere. Patrick's face is covered in cake, so he wipes it off and burps loudly] Oh! [gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around] Ghooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosts!! [her deflated body lands on the table]
- [At Squidward's house, where he is painting and humming to himself. His paintbrush suddenly floats in the air]
- Squidward: Huh? [the paintbrush paints a mustache under his nose]
- SpongeBob & Patrick: Ooh! [Squidward crashes through the wall and runs away]
- Squidward: [screaming:] Ghosts!!
- [At Goo Lagoon, Bill surfs. An surfboard surfs by itself next to him]
- SpongeBob & Patrick: Cow-a-bunga!
- Bill: Ghosts! [screams while falling off the board]
- Debbie: [waving her arms wildly, screaming:] Ghosts!
- Fred: [eyes bugging out of his head] Ghosts!
- Lonnie: Ghosts!
- Francis: Ghosts!
- Sandals: [holding a piece of toast] Toast.
- Harold: [sitting on the toilet] Ghosts!
- SpongeBob: [SpongeBob & Patrick are reading a newspaper] It's official! We're the greatest pranksters ever. The whole town thinks we're ghosts. [Patrick is holding his newspaper upside down]
- Patrick: Yeah.
- SpongeBob: There's only one guy left to scare, and we'll have pranked everybody in Bikini Bottom. [title of an article says 'Krabs Last To Be Haunted! Says, 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts'] Mr. Krabs... [Patrick's newspaper is upside down]
- Patrick: It says he isn't scared of ghosts.
- SpongeBob: We'll see about that!
- [At the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs is spying through some blinds]
- Mr. Krabs: Ghosts? Ha! I ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief. [grabs a hankerchief] And his dried up Sea Leprechaun. [shows ashes of Leprechaun] And a bit of gold never hurt. [shows a gold necklace around Mr. Krabs neck that says 'Foxy'] But to be on the safe side, I'm also wearing me pants in a Maldon knot. [his underwear is strung up with rope] Got me shivering timber brace. [shows his ankles chained together] And, the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. [a strip of duct tape covers the hair] And I'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. [he's wearing a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it] And if none of this stuff works, I've got me secret weapon, the Specter Deflector! [holds up a paddle ball] So just try and get me, you ghosts! Bring it on. [lights black-out]
- SpongeBob & Patrick: Booooooh! Krabs! [the front doors open]
- Mr. Krabs: Wha...? [a table and barrel begin to float]
- SpongeBob: Krabs, we've come to haunt you! [Mr. Krabs hits the ball with the paddle]
- Mr. Krabs: Stay back! I'm well armed.
- SpongeBob & Patrick: Oooooooh!
- Mr. Krabs: [hits the ball faster] I'm warning you!
- SpongeBob & Patrick: Oooooooooh! [The ball suddenly stops. A pair of scissors cuts the ball off the paddle]
- Mr. Krabs: Oooooooooh...
- SpongeBob & Patrick: Boo!
- Mr. Krabs: [breaks out of his armor, screaming] I gotta get out of here! [He runs to the doors, but they don't open]
- SpongeBob: You can't escape, Krabs. We've glued the door shut. [the door is held closed with a long strip of glue]
- Mr. Krabs: You'll never get me! Uack! [tries to break through the window, but gets thrown back into a table]
- Patrick: Nice try, Krabs, but we replaced all the glass with rubber. [Mr. Krabs dives into the toilet but gets stuck. He pulls himself out and sits on the floor dazed]
- SpongeBob: Too late, Krabs. We've already Cloooggged All The Toooiiiiillleeeetttts! [The toliet is stuffed with toilet paper. Mr. Krabs cowers in a corner]
- Mr. Krabs: Please, spirits, leave me be!
- Patrick: [laughs] We got him good, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: Wait, Patrick, I've got one more idea. [to Mr. Krabs] You're going to pay, Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: No, spirits, please! [a dollar floats in the air]
- SpongeBob: Pay!
- Mr. Krabs: No!
- SpongeBob: Ooooh! [a lighted match floats up near the dollar]
- Mr. Krabs: No! Don't burn me dollar! [takes a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on SpongeBob & Patrick, making them reappear. They laugh, not noticing they're visible] Well well well, if it isn't SpongeBob and Patrick!
- SpongeBob: [wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost] I know not these names which you speak!
- Patrick: Uhh, SpongeBob? SpongeBob, we're visible again. [SpongeBob looks down, then he and Patrick scream and cover their lower halves. Mr. Krabs lifts them up by the back of their necks as they try to run]
- Mr. Krabs: So you two are the Bikini Bottom ghosts.
- SpongeBob: We're really sorry, Mr. Krabs. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat em! [Mr. Krabs puts them down]
- Mr. Krabs: Hey, come on boys, I'm hip! I pulled my share of pranks when I was your age. Had me some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me! [all laugh] Uhh, any particular reason you boys are naked?
- SpongeBob: Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes. [Mr. Krabs laughs]
- Mr. Krabs: Course it does! Well, you two better hurry home, before someone sees ya nude.
- SpongeBob: Yeah, I think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened.
- Patrick: Me too.
- Mr. Krabs: Woo, now we wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now. You two pranksters better get going.
- SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, thanks for being such a good sport.
- Mr. Krabs: Don't mention it. [SpongeBob and Patrick walk into the main area]
- SpongeBob: That Mr. Krabs, always looking out for me. What a guy.
- Patrick: Yeah. [a white, round light shines on SpongeBob & Patrick]
- Mr. Krabs: The Krusty Krab presents... Live Nude Pranksters! [He is shown shining the light on them from the crow's nest] Starring the Bikini Bottom Ghosts! [everyone laughs and cheers as SpongeBob & Patrick try to cover up their bodies]
- SpongeBob & Patrick: [they scream and Mr. Krabs laughs teasingly. Sandy whistles at them as Mrs. Puff takes a picture. Squidward laughs. SpongeBob and Patrick keep trying to cover themselves]
- SpongeBob: Patrick!
- Patrick: Yeah?
- SpongeBob: We should have bought the whoopee cushion!