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| − | |title = Pranks a Lot |
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| − | |next = Fear of a Krabby Patty |
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| − | |titlecard = Pranks A Lot.jpg |
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| − | |season = 3 |
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| − | |episode = 60b |
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| − | |airdate = [[October 11]], [[2004]] |
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| − | |seasonname = three |
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| − | {{L|''[at Palace of Pranks]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, Patrick, here it is. The Palace of Pranks. The greatest novelty shop in Bikini Bottom. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where I got my gag Seanut Brittle can! ''[shows a can of Seanut Brittle]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Oh boy, Seanut Brittle! Gimmie! ''[tries to open the can]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Nice try, SquarePants, but it's not gonna work this time. I'm gonna have some of your delicious Seanut Brittle! ''[he opens the can, and fake purple snakes pop out]'' Where's the Seanut Brittle?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That gets funnier every time you say it, Patrick. Come on, let's go inside. ''[Patrick begins to cry]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Seanut Brittle? ''[SpongeBob enters and smells the air]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah...nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! ''[he walks down an aisle]'' Isn't it everything I said it would be, Patrick?}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Hey, Seanut Brittle! ''[a bunch of fake snakes pop out]'' Oh, darn it, not again! ''[SpongeBob laughs]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Frank|Good to see you, SpongeBob. How's my number-one customer doing?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh great, Frank. This is my friend Patrick. He wants to be come a prankster too.}} |
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| − | {{L|Frank|Well, pleasure to meet you, Patrick. ''[shakes Patrick hand but he has a buzzer so it shocks Patrick]'' That's your first lesson son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|I don't get it.}} |
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| − | {{L|Frank|You don't have to get it! The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|You see, Patrick, Frank here is the master. I learned all I know about pranks from him. Ok, Frank, let's see what you've got.}} |
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| − | {{L|Frank|Well, this came in just this morning. ''[shows package of gum]'' Have some gum. ''[Patrick chews the gum but then his head explodes]'' Ha! Exploding chewing gum. Only $9.95.}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|''[His head is gone]'' I don't get it.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|What can we get for one dollar? ''[shows a real dollar]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Frank|Well, one dollar will get you this fake gag dollar. ''[shows a fake dollar]'' Fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|What else have you got?}} |
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| − | {{L|Frank|A whoopie cushion?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Nah.}} |
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| − | {{L|Frank|Fake vomit!}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|No.}} |
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| − | {{L|Frank|Real vomit?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Ew! Don't you have anything good?}} |
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| − | {{L|Frank|Well, there is one prank that I've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. ''[Shows spray can]'' Invisible Spray!}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow! Invisible Spray!}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|But I can see it.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Patrick, just think of the pranks we could pull with this! ''[gives Frank some money]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Frank|Good choice. Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Frank! ''[SpongeBob & Patrick are now outside]'' Here it is, Patrick. The ultimate prank. Invisible Spray!}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|What are we gonna do with it?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|I know! I know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in mid-air! ''[both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by people]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, SpongeBob! ''[gives a thumbs up]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, let's get started. ''[Patrick takes off his shorts]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|OK, I'm ready.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Any particular reason you took your pants off?}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|That it does, Patrick, that it does! Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. ''[Patrick takes the can of spray while SpongeBob takes off his pants]'' Ok, Patrick, give me the can.}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, spraying the park bench was my idea.}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Yeah, but I said it was a good idea.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|''[takes the can]'' Give me that thing! ''[try to get the can to work but they spray their clothes on accident and those disappear]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Hey, the invisible spray works! ''[bus comes along]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Tom|And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint. ''[a group of bus people laugh]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh my gosh, Patrick, help me find our clothes! ''[Patrick sprays SpongeBob's hand and it disappears]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|I gotta hand it to you, SpongeBob. You look kinda funny. ''[Patrick laughs]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Righty! Where are you? No one messes with Righty! ''[takes the spray can]'' We'll see how you like it! ''[sprays Patrick making a hole in the middle of his body]'' Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh? ''[Patrick takes the can]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. ''[sprays one of SpongeBob's eyes]'' I see what you mean! ''[SpongeBob takes a turn at the spray can]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|No guts, no glory! ''[laughs]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Narrator|Several bad puns later... ''[SpongeBob & Patrick are invisible]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Hey, I think this thing is empty!}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Patrick, you used the last of it!}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Hey, I think I found our pants. ''[rip]'' Oops! Here, these are yours.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, forget the pants, Patrick. Let's get home and wash this paint off. ''[both start to walk off somewhere together]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Hey SpongeBob, do you know what time it is?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh sure, it's...half past invisible!}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Gee, it's getting late. ''[they walk up to a stranger]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's ask this guy. Excuse me sir, but do you have the time?}} |
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| − | {{L|Nat|Sure. ''[looks at his watch]'' It's, uhh, ten to three.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you.}} |
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| − | {{L|Nat|Don't mention it. ''[turns around to notice no one is there]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Don't mention what?}} |
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| − | {{L|Nat|Uhh, who said that?}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Me. ''[he cries]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Nat|Ghostzz ''[he runs away from them; his eyes pop out]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Nat's eyes| Aaah!! ''[they jump into a car and drive away]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Hey, I'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait a second, Patrick. My brain just hatched an idea!}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Lay it on me.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|OK, we're invisible, right?}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Yeah.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|If that guy thought we were ghosts, we could haunt everybody in Bikini Bottom! Oh, it's the ultimate prank!}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Whoo! High five! ''[both give a high five]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Let's go scare us some suckers.}} |
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| − | {{L|''[At Sandy's Treedome, she is reading a book until she hears a noise. She checks to see what it is, but nothing is there]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Sandy|Well, that's funny. I thought I heard voices. Huh? I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table. And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Patrick?! ''[SpongeBob & Patrick are covered in some sort of sheets]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ooh! We're ghosts! Ooh! ''[Sandy laughs]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Sandy|I knew it was you guys! Alright, joke's over. Take off the sheets. ''[pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there.]'' It is ghosts! ''[Sandy goes into an acorn ship and presses a button that sends her back to Texas]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Boy, we really scared her! ''[leave Sandy's house]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Who's gonna be our next victim?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|A better question would be, who isn't?}} |
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| − | {{L|''[At Mrs. Puff's House]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Double Dark Deep-Sea Light Diet Cake! ''[laughs]'' You will soon be mine. ''[Cake is eaten out of nowhere. Patrick's face is covered in cake so he wipes it off and burps loudly.]'' Oh! ''[gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around]'' Ghosts!!}} |
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| − | {{L|''[At Squidward's house, where he is painting]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[the paintbrush he was using is floating in the air and is painting where Squidward was a mustache under Squid's nose]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ooh! ''[Squids run through a wall and send him back to California.]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Squidward|Ghosts!! ''[shown citizen surfing as an invisible surfboard is surfing next to him]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Cow-a-bunga!}} |
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| − | {{L|Bill|Ghosts! ''[screams while falling off the board.]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Purple fish|Ghosts!}} |
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| − | {{L|Fred|Ghosts!}} |
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| − | {{L|Old Man|Ghosts!}} |
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| − | {{L|Francis|Ghosts!}} |
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| − | {{L|Fish|Toast!}} |
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| − | {{L|Harols|''[sitting on the toilet]'' Ghosts!}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob & Patrick are reading a newspaper]'' It's official! We're the greatest pranksters ever. The whole town thinks we're ghosts. ''[Patrick is holding his newspaper upside down]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Yeah.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|There's only one guy left to scare, and we'll have pranked everybody in Bikini Bottom. ''[title of an article says 'Krabs Last To Be Haunted! Says, 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts']'' Mr. Krabs... ''[Patrick's newspaper is upside down]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|It says he isn't scared of ghosts.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|We'll see about that!}} |
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| − | {{L|''[At the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs is spying through some blinds]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ghosts? Ha! I ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief. ''[grabs a hankerchief]'' And his dried up Sea Leprechaun. ''[shows ashes of Leprechaun]'' And a bit of gold never hurt. ''[shows a gold necklace around Mr. Krabs neck that says 'Foxy']'' But to be on the safe side, I'm also wearing me pants in a Maldon knot. ''[rope is attached]'' Got me shivering timber brace. And, the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. And I'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. And if none of this stuff works, I've got me secret weapon, the Specter Deflector! ''[shows a paddle with a ball on a string]'' So just try and get me, you ghosts! Bring it on. ''[lights black-out]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ooh! Krabs!}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wha...? ''[a couple things begin to float]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Krabs, we've come to haunt you! ''[hits a ball]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Stay back! I'm well armed.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ooh!}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm warning you!}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Ooh! ''[a pair of scissors cuts the ball off the paddle Mr. Krabs was using]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh...}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Boop!}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Aaaaaaaaaaaaa..............}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I gotta get out of here! ''[runs into a door]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|You can't escape, Krabs. We've glued the door shut.}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll never get me! ''[tries to run to the window but gets thrown back into a table]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Nice try, Krabs, but we replaced all the glass with rubber. ''[Mr. Krabs dives into the toilet but gets stuck]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Too late, Krabs. We've already Cloooggged All The Toooiiiiillleeeetttts! ''[shown all the stalls are stuffed with toilet paper. Mr. Krabs cowers in a corner]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Please, spirits, leave me be!}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|''[laughs]'' We got him good, SpongeBob.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait, Patrick, I've got one more idea. ''[to Mr. Krabs]'' You're going to pay, Krabs!}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, spirits, please! ''[dollar is floating]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Pay! Pay! ''[a lighted match almost lights up the dollar]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No! Don't burn me dollar! ''[takes a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on SpongeBob & Patrick making them appear slowly]'' Well well well, if it isn't SpongeBob and Patrick!}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|I know not these names which you speak!}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Uhh, SpongeBob? SpongeBob, we're visible again.}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So you two are the Bikini Bottom ghosts.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|We're really sorry, Mr. Krabs. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat them!}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey, come on boys, I'm hip! I pulled my share of pranks when I was your age. Had me some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me! ''[all laugh]'' Uhh, any particular reason you boys are naked?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes. ''[Mr. Krabs laughs]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Course it does! Well, you two better hurry home, before someone sees ya dude.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, I think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened.}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Me too.}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Woo, now we wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now. You two pranksters better get going.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, thanks for being such a good sport.}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't mention it.}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|That Mr. Krabs, always looking out for me. What a guy.}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Yeah. ''[a white, round light shines on SpongeBob & Patrick]''}} |
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| − | {{L|Mr. Krabs|The Krusty Krab presents.... Live Nude Pranksters! Starring the Bikini Bottom Ghosts. ''[everyone laughs and cheers as SpongeBob & Patrick try to cover up their body]''}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}} |
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| − | {{L|Patrick|Yeah?}} |
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| − | {{L|SpongeBob|We should have bought the whoopie cushion!}} |
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