Changes: Plankton Pays/transcript

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob's Last Stand short "Plankton Pays," which aired on October 5, 2010.

SpongeBob: [comes out from behind a rock] Oh, hello. Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Jellyfish Trauma Center. Let's go inside. [smashes into the door] OW!
Patient: OW! OW! OW! It burns.
SpongeBob: [walks past patients with various injuries] These poor souls are here because they found themselves for the wrong side of a jellyfish stinger. Not if they're the right side. [laughs] The point is, that we will all be respectful...
Plankton: OOOWCHH!!!
SpongeBob: BAH! Stepped on a pickle.
Plankton: PICKLE?! I'm not a pickle, you..[SpongeBob picks up Plankton] WHOA! Careful, oaf!
SpongeBob: Ow, that pickle's Plankton. What happened to you?
Plankton: This is the Jellyfish Trauma Center, dunce. What do you think hap--
SpongeBob: Aw, you poor thing, have some flowers.
Plankton: AAAAHH!!! I'm allergic to Chrysanthemums! [turns red]
SpongeBob: NURSE! This hot dog needs help!!!
Patrick: [comes in dressed like a nurse] I'm on it.
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing here?
Patrick: [starts filling Plankton with air] Community service. It's a long story.
Plankton: Um, I could use a little help here. [opens door and floats away into the air] Well, at least I'm safe from those savages. [shows one jellyfish] Err, gah. Ohhh!!! [shows all the jellyfishes] Oh, mommy. NOT THE EYE! [the jellyfish sting him] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
SpongeBob: I think we've all learned something here for today. Thanks for watching.

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 |shorttype = SpongeBob's Last Stand shorts
 |airdate = [[October 5]], [[2010]]
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-}} Spongebob: (Pops up rock) Oh, hello. Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Jellyfish Trauma Center. Let's take a look. [BONK!] [Man says ''OW, OW, IT BURNS!''] These poor souls are here because they found themselves for the wrong side of a jellyfish stinger. Not if they're the right side. [Laughs] The point is, that we will all be respectful.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[comes out from behind a rock]'' Oh, hello. Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Jellyfish Trauma Center. Let's go inside. ''[smashes into the door]'' OW!}}
+{{L|Patient|OW! OW! OW! It burns.}}
-Plankton: OOOWW!!!
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks past patients with various injuries]'' These poor souls are here because they found themselves for the wrong side of a jellyfish stinger. Not if they're the right side. ''[laughs]'' The point is, that we will all be respectful...}}
+{{L|Plankton|OOOWCHH!!!}}
-Spongebob: BAH! Stepped on a pickle.
+{{L|SpongeBob|BAH! Stepped on a pickle.}}
-Plankton: PICKLE?! I'm not a pickle, you-- WHOA! Careful, oaf!
+{{L|Plankton|PICKLE?! I'm not a pickle, you..''[SpongeBob picks up Plankton]'' WHOA! Careful, oaf!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ow, that pickle's Plankton. What happened to you?}}
+{{L|Plankton|This is the Jellyfish Trauma Center, dunce. What do you think hap--}}
-Spongebob: Why that pickle is Plankton. What happened to you?
+{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, you poor thing, have some flowers.}}
+{{L|Plankton|AAAAHH!!! I'm allergic to Chrysanthemums! ''[turns red]''}}
-Plankton: This is the Jellyfish Trauma Center, dunce. What do you think hap--
+{{L|SpongeBob|NURSE! This hot dog needs help!!!}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[comes in dressed like a nurse]'' I'm on it.}}
-Spongebob: Aw, you poor thing, have some flowers.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what are you doing here?}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[starts filling Plankton with air]'' Community service. It's a long story.}}
-Plankton: AAAAHH!!! I'm allergic to Chrysanthemums! [Turns allergic]
+{{L|Plankton|Um, I could use a little help here. ''[opens door and floats away into the air]'' Well, at least I'm safe from those savages. ''[shows one jellyfish]'' Err, gah. Ohhh!!! ''[shows all the jellyfishes]'' Oh, mommy. NOT THE EYE! ''[the jellyfish sting him]'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I think we've all learned something here for today. Thanks for watching.}}
-Spongebob: NURSE! This hot dog needs help!!!
+[[Category:Jellyfish]]
-Patrick: Here I am.
-Spongebob: Patrick, what are you doing here?
-Patrick: Community service. It's a long story.
-[Wait 'til I'm finished]