This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Plankton's Good Eye" from season 8, which aired on September 23, 2011.
- SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab is stowed and ready to slumber.
- Mr. Krabs: Good job Laddy, another fullful day pushing patties.
- SpongeBob: Pushing what?
- Mr. Krabs: You know, turning patties into lettuce. (Bites a pickle.)
- Spongebob: Uh, I'm not following you.
- Mr. Krabs: Cabbage, Green Backs, MONEY!!
- SpongeBob: Oh, you mean your obsession
- Mr. Krabs: Obsession is kind of a strong word (Opens the safe and puts the money to bed.) Sleep tight, my little angels (Closes the safe and leaves with Spongebob, turning out the light.)
- (Plankton climbs out of the pickle jar and opens a fake pickle, which contains a plunger launching device. He assembles it and shoots it at the wall above the safe, then climbs the rope, lowers himself onto the combination spinner and spins it.)
- Plankton: 35 left, 25 right, and finally, 4 left. Open says me! (Pulls, but nothing happens) Hey, what gives? I was looking right at the combination, why isn't it opening?
- Mr. Krabs: (Comes in) What's going on in here? Hmm, Everything seems to be in order.The safe is still safe. Huh, I must be hearing thing. Hey, how did the pickle end up on the floor? (Picks Plankton up) Now, what was that rule about dropped food? Was it 5 seconds or 5 minutes or... ah, well. waste not, waste not.
- Narrator: Approximately 10 hours later
- (In the Chum Bucket)
- Karen: Plankton , where have you been?!
- Plankton: Trust me, you dont want to know.
- Karen: Did you get the Krabby Patty formula? Like I have to ask.
- Plankton: No! I probably never will.
- Karen: You need a more positive outlook.
- Plankton: Oh Karen, if only you could see the way I do. (Imagines people stepping on him)
- Karen: (Gasps) Plankton! I think you hit it!, you couldn't see the correct combination because you have only one eye. You lack of depth perception.
- Plankton: Maybe your right. That would explain why I stink at darts.
- Karen: What you need is a second eye.
- Plankton:
- Plankton: (eye appears) Success! (a third eye grows) Oh, no. Not good. (eyes appear all around as he says "ow") I can see everyting! Ahh- (an eye grows in his mouth then blinks)
- Plankton: Binocular vision, here I come! (eye grows but turns out to be a sider) Stop I command you!
- Plankton: Karen! What am I doing wrong?
- Karen: Your experiments are missing one ingredient.
- Plankton: It's not love is it? You know I hate that stuff.
- Karen: No, it needs cells from another eye. Even a single teardrop would contain enough DNA.
- Plankton: I guess if I have to. (smashes bandage) OWWW! (crying) Will these do?
- Karen: No silly. They have to be from somebody who has two eyes already.
- Plankton: 2 eyes, huh? I think I know a cry baby who fits that description!
- SpongeBob: Hi Plankton!
- Plankton: (jumps onto lunchbox) Hey SpongeBob, wanna hear a sad story?
- SpongeBob: No not particularly.
- Plankton: Once upon a time there was a yellow doofus who loved to drink milk with his lunch. But unfortunately for the doofus, his milk was knocked over. (Plankton kicks the milk over) The end.
- SpongeBob: That was a sad story. (cries) It's so sad! (gives the biggest cry ever)
- Plankton: Get a grip!
- SpongeBob: Well, I guess Plankton's right. Good thing I always bring backup milk! (Opens his face and a pie and an extra milk carton is seen.)
- Karen: (scene goes to Chum Bucket) Are you sure you want to go through with this?
- Plankton: That wasn't so bad. Uh oh. here we go. (eye grows) Eureka! Bullseye!
- Plankton: Now for my next target The Krabby Patty Secret Formula! Hahaha! Wha!
- Plankton: Why does everything looks so we-Looks so beautiful!
- SpongeBob: La la la la!
- Plankton: Hey SpongeBob, I thought I was gonna steal something so I'm just enjoying the lovely day!
- SpongeBob: Okay bye bye!
- Plankton: Karen, I'm home!
- Karen: Oh, you're a happy camper! Did you find any way to steal the formula?
- Plankton: Formula? What formula? (splat) I FORGOT THE FORMULA! I can't imagine what got into me!
- Karen: It's that new eye of yours. Your evil DNA has combined with SpongeBob's nice DNA.
- Karen: You've gone from EVIL to NEEVIL! You're becoming as harmless as the fry cook!
- Plankton: Nonsense! You're imagining things.
- Karen: Oh, really? Let's test it, shall we? (holds up paper with ink splotches)
- Plankton: Looks like a pretty butterfly!
- Karen: Nope. Try again. What does this remind you of?
- Plankton: Oh, it's a little puppy doggy!
- Karen: Try again!
- Plankton: Uhh...
- Karen: I'll give you a hint. (imitates explosion).
- Plankton: A bouqet of flowers! Would you like some flowers, honey?
- Karen: That's it.
- Plankton: I'm as evil as ever! I'll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty formula!
- Plankton: Heh, heh! Wha-such lovely destruction!
- Bubble Bass: Help! Save me! (drinks soda) SAVE ME!
- Plankton: I'll catch you!
- Bubble Bass: Coming Down! (falls and crushes Plankton) Thanks, buddy.
- Plankton: Unbelievable! This eye is taking over! But I must stay strong, And concentrate on swiping!
- Plankton: What's this, it's the Krabby Patty Secret formula! Krabs must have lost it!
- Mr. Krabs: And that's why your promotion means a 50 percent cutting salary. Understand SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Yes Sir, Mr. Krabs!
- Plankton: Hey Eugene! You missing anything?
- Mr. Krabs: (Gasps) Me Krabby Patty Formula!
- Plankton: That's right Krabs. Unbelivabely, I found it lying on the ground! (Laughs) So I'm giving it back to you, take it.
- Mr. Krabs: Hey! Something smells and it isn't me long johns. Let's see here, you had the formula, why didn't you run off with it?
- Plankton: Why didn't I run off with it? Why didn't I run off with it? Because that would be stealing!
- Mr. Krabs- Since when, did you care about stealing?
- Plankon: DOH, It's this cursed new eye, I've gotta get rid of it. I must become minocular again! (Fixes eyes) Ha Ha, I did it! (Eyes return to binocular) (Krabs fails to and runs off)
- Mr. Krabs: You know, I don't think I trust this nice, polite, pleasent Krabs.
- SpongeBob- Mr. Kras, I think Krabs has really changed. He just needs some encouragment, and I know just how to do it!
- Mr. Krabs: (Stares at SpongeBob) Ahem. (Walks off)
- Plankton: My life of evil is over. (Tries to fix eyes) Hey, why is it so dark in here?
- Bikini Bottomites- Surprise!
- Plankton: (Screams) The Chum Bucket's been invaded. I'll never surrender. Never!
- SpongeBob: (Laughs) This isn't an invasion, we're here to show you how much we appreciate all the good deeds you've done lately. We came to give you the Great Big Hug!
Plankton: What, NO! NOT HUGS!!!!! (SpongeBob and friends hug) (Plankton Screams)
Bikini Bottomites: YAY!! (Run and hug Krabs) (While this happens, Plankton's other eye falls off)
Plankton: It's gone! That disgustingly good eye is finally gone! (Hug ends) I'm cured! Thank you! Thank you all! Especially you SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hey, glad I can help.
Plankton: Yes, thanks to you, I am evil again! And as a token of my appreciation, I'll give you all a rousing sendoff with my inferate security attact lasesr! (AND THEN A GIANT LASER COMES OUT AND GOES "BOOM" AND "ZAP!" ALL THE WHILE, EVERYONE IS SCREAMING AND PANICING, RUNNING OUT OF THE CHUM BUCKET!!!)
Plankton-:(Laughs) Oh well, depth persection's overrated anyway. (Laser hits door and falls down)