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{{L|SpongeBob|The Krusty Krab is stowed and ready to slumber.}}
== Transcript ==
 
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good job Laddy, another fullful day pushing patties.}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Pushing what?}}
Spongebob- The Krusty Krab is stowed and ready to slumber
 
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, turning patties into lettuce. ''[Bites a pickle]''}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, I'm not following you.}}
Mr. Krabs- Good job Laddy, another fullful day pushing patties
 
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Cabbage, Green Backs, MONEY!!}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you mean your obsession}}
Spongebob- Pushing what?
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Obsession is kind of a strong word. ''[opens the safe and puts the money to bed]'' Sleep tight, my little angels. ''[closes the safe and leaves with Spongebob and turns out the light]''}}
 
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{{L|''[Plankton climbs out of the pickle jar and opens a fake pickle, which contains a plunger launching device. He assembles it and shoots it at the wall above the safe, then climbs the rope, lowers himself onto the combination spinner and spins it by running on the top of the dial]''}}
Mr. Plankton- You know, turning patties into lettuce (bites a pickle)
 
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{{L|Plankton|35 left, 25 right, and finally, 4 left. Open says me! ''[pulls, but nothing happens]'' Hey, what gives? I was looking right at the combination, why isn't it opening?}}
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Comes in]'' What's going on in here? Hmm, Everything seems to be in order.The safe is still safe. Huh, I must be hearing things. Hey, how did the pickle end up on the floor? ''[picks Plankton up]''Now, what was that rule about dropped food? Was it 5 seconds or 5 minutes or... ah, well. waste not, waste not.}}
Spongebob- Uh, I'm not following you.
 
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{{L|Narrator|Approximately 10 hours later}}
 
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{{L|''[In the Chum Bucket]''}}
Mr. Plankton- Cabbage, Green Backs, MONEY!!
 
 
{{L|Karen|Plankton, where have you been?!}}
 
 
{{L|Plankton|Trust me, you don't want to know.}}
Spongebob- Oh, you mean your obsession
 
 
{{L|Karen|Did you get the Krabby Patty formula? Like I have to ask.}}
 
Mr. Plankton- Obsession is kind of a strong word
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{{L|Plankton|No! I probably never will.}}
 
{{L|Karen|You need a more positive outlook!}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Oh Karen, if only you could see the way I do. ''[Remembers when a fish, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick squished him by stepping on him]''}}
Mr.Krabs- (''Tucks money into bed) '' Sleep tight me angels
 
 
{{L|Karen|''[Gasps]'' Plankton! I think you hit it!, you couldn't see the correct combination because you have only one eye. You lack of depth perception.}}
*(Mr. Plankton comes into his office.)
 
*Plankton: 35 left, 25 right, and finally, four left. Open sesame!
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{{L|Plankton|Maybe your right. That would explain why I stink at darts.}}
 
{{L|Karen|What you need is a second eye.}}
*Mr.Krabs: What's going on in here? Hmm, every thing seems to be in order. Hey, how did the pickle end up on the floor?
 
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{{L|Plankton|Karen, my dear, I think you're onto something. Looks like it's time for an upgrade!}}
*APROXIMATELY 10 HOURS LATER...
 
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{{L|''[Plankton presses a button. A machine covers him then retracts. An eye appears on the side of Plankton's head.]''}}
*Karen: Plankton , where have you been?!
 
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{{L|Plankton|'']eye appears]'' Success! ''[more eye grows]''Uh oh, that ain't good. No, no, no, no no no nо nо nо no! I can see every- ''[an eye grows inside of him and pops out of his mouth]''}}
*Plankton: Trust me, you dont want to know.
 
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{{L|''[Cut to Plankton screwing a brace onto his head]''}}
*Karen: Did you get the Krabby Patty formula ?
 
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{{L|Plankton|Binocular vision, here I come!  ''[presses the button again and an eye grows in the correct place this time. It grows legs]'' What? Oh mamma! Stop, I command you! ''[it begins to walk, firing a laser beam]'' Oh, come on, please stop! ''[Karen stops it]'' Next.}}
*Plankton: No! I probably never will.
 
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{{L|''[Cut to Plankton hobbling about, injured]''}}
*Karen: You need a more positive outlook.
 
*Plankton: Oh Karen, if only you could see the way I do.
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{{L|Plankton|Karen, what am I doing wrong?}}
 
{{L|Karen|Your experiments are missing essential one ingredient.}}
*Fish: (stomps)
 
 
{{L|Plankton|It's not love is it?  Cause you know I hate that stuff.}}
*Squidward: (stomps)
 
 
{{L|Karen|No, it's cells from another eye. Even a single teardrop would contain enough DNA.}}
*Patrick: (knocks fists)
 
 
{{L|Plankton|Tears, huh? I guess if I have to. ''[Stabs his foot with a crutch and cries]'' Ow! Will these do?}}
*Karen: Plankton! I think you hit it, you couldn't see the correct combination because you have only two eye.
 
 
{{L|Karen|No silly, They have to be from somebody who already has two eyes}}
*Plankton: Maybe your right. That would explain why I stink at darts. (scene goes to dart)
 
 
{{L|Plankton|2 eyes, huh? I think I know a cry baby who fits that description!}}
*Karen: What you need is another eye.
 
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{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob setting up a picnic]''}}
*Plankton: (eye appears) Success! (a third eye grows) Oh, no. Very good. (eyes appear all around) I can see e-
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi Plankton!}}
*Plankton: Minaculor vision, here I come! (eye grows but turns out to be a sider) Stop I command you!
 
 
{{L|Plankton|''[jumps onto lunchbox]'' Hey SpongeBob, want to hear a sad story?}}
*Plankton: Karen! What am I doing wrong?
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No, not particularly.}}
*Karen: Your experiments are missing one ingredient.
 
 
{{L|Plankton|Once upon a time, there was a yellow doofus who loved to drink milk with his lunch. But unfortunately for said doofus, his milk was tragically spilled.''[Knocks the milk over]''The end.}}
*Plankton: It's not love is it? I hate that stuff.
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Starts to cry]'' S-s-s-sad story! And so timely! ''[Plankton catches his tears in a bag]''}}
*Karen: No, it needs sheilds from another eye. Even a single teardrop would contain enough DNA.
 
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{{L|Plankton|Get a grip!}}
*Plankton: I guess if I have to. (smashes bandage) OWWW! (crying) Will these do?
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, I guess Plankton's right. Good thing I always bring backup milk! ''[Opens his face like a refrigerator and pulls out another carton of milk]''}}
*Karen: No silly. They have to be from somebody who has three eyes already.
 
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{{L|''[bubble transition to Plankton tied to a table in his lab]''}}
*Plankton: 3 eyes, huh? I think I know a cry baby who fits that description!
 
 
{{L|Karen|Are you sure you want to go through with this?}}
Spongebob: Hi Plankton!
 
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{{L|Plankton|Yes, let's hurry up and get it over with! ''[a needle lowers, fills with the tear sample then hovers above Plankton's eye]'' Mommy! Here comes the pain! ''[the needle drops some of the liquid onto Plankton's eye, then retracts]'' That wasn't so bad. Uh oh, here we go. ''[his eye splits in two]'' Eureka!}}
*Plankton: (jumps onto lunchbox) Hey Spongebob, wanna hear a sad story?
 
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{{L|Karen|So, does it work?}}
*Spongebob: No not particularly.
 
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{{L|Plankton|You tell me. ''[Throws a dart and hits bullseye]'' Bullseye! Now for my next target – the Krabby Patty secret formula! ''[Leaves The Chum Bucket]'' Hahahaha! ''[skids to a halt]'' Wha-? ''[everything is bouncing and has a smiley face]'' Why does everything look so weir- ... look so beautiful!}}
*Plankton: Once upon a time there was a pink doofus who loved to drink milk with his lunch. But unfortunately for said doofus, his milk was knocked over. (Krabs kicks the milk over) The end.
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|La la la la!}}
*Spongebob: That was a sad story. (cries) It's so sad! (gives the biggest cry ever)
 
*Plankton: Get a grip!
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{{L|Plankton|Hi, SpongeBob, great to see you, buddy!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Plankton, whatcha doing?}}
*Spongebob: Well, I guess Plankton's right. Good thing I always bring spare milk! (Opens his face and a pie and an extra milk carton is seen.)
 
 
{{L|Plankton|I thought I was going to steal something. Can't imagine why. So, I'm just enjoying this lovely day! ''[he skips away]''}}
*Karen: (scene goes to Chum Bucket) Are you sure you want to go through with this?
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|OK, buh-bye!}}
*Plankton: That wasn't so bad. Uh oh. here we go. (eye grows) Eureka! Bullseye!
 
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{{L|''[Plankton walks back into the Chum Bucket with an ice cream and a balloon]''}}
*Plankton: Now for my next target The Krabby Patty Secret Formula! Hahaha! Wha!
 
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{{L|Plankton|Honey, I'm home!}}
*Plankton: Why does everything looks so we-Looks so beautiful!
 
 
{{L|Karen|Oh, you're a happy camper. Did you finally steal the formula?}}
*Spongebob: La la la la!
 
 
{{L|Plankton|Formula, what formula? ''[Drops ice cream]'' I forgot the formula! I can't imagine what got into me.}}
*Plankton: Hey Spongebob, I thought I was gonna steal something so I'm just enjoying the lovely day!
 
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{{L|Karen|It's that new eye of yours. Your evil DNA has become corrupted by SpongeBob's nice DNA. You've gone from evil to neevil! You're becoming as harmless as that fry cook.}}
*Spongebob: Okay bye bye!
 
*Plankton: Karen, I'm home!
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{{L|Plankton|Nonsense, You're imagining things.}}
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{{L|Karen|Oh, really? Let's test it, shall we? Tell me what you see in these ink blots. ''[Holds one up that looks like a bat]''}}
*Karen: Oh, you're a happy camper! Did you find any way to steal the formula?
 
 
{{L|Plankton|Hmm. Looks like a pretty butterfly!}}
*Plankton: Formula? What formula? (splat) I FORGOT THE FORMULA! I can't imagine what got into me!
 
 
{{L|Karen|Nope. Try again. What does this remind you of? ''[Picture of snake]''}}
*Karen: It's that new eye of yours. Your evil DNA has combined with Spongebob's nice DNA.
 
 
{{L|Plankton|Aww, it's a little puppy doggy!}}
*Karen: You've gone from EVIL to NICEEVIL! You're becoming as harmless as the fry cook!
 
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{{L|Karen|Try this! ''[Picture of nuclear explosion]''}}
*Plankton: Nonsense! You're imagining things!ee in these ink splats.
 
 
{{L|Plankton|Uhh...}}
*Plankton: Looks like a pretty butterfly!
 
 
{{L|Karen|I'll give you a hint. ''[Makes explosion sound]''}}
*Karen: Nope. Try again. What does this remind you of?
 
 
{{L|Plankton|A bouquet of flowers! Would you like some flowers, honey?}}
*Plankton: Oh, it's a little puppy doggy!
 
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{{L|Karen|Cells from that sponge have changed your whole point of view.}}
*Karen: Try this!
 
 
{{L|Plankton|Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn't prove a thing. I'm as evil as ever, I'll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula. ''[Runs outside]''}}
*Karen: Oh, really? Let's (scene cuts to Karen) test it, shall we? Tell me what you s
 
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{{L|(A building is on fire and citizens are screaming; Bubble Bass is trapped on the top floor)''}}
*Plankton: Uhh...
 
 
{{L|Plankton|Such lovely destruction!}}
*Karen: I'll give you a hint. (imitates explosion).
 
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{{L|Bubble Bass|Help! Save me! ''[sips soda]'' SAVE ME!}}
*Plankton: A bouqet of flowers! Would you like some flowers, honey?
 
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{{L|Plankton|I'll help you! Do not worry, citizen, I'll catch you!}}
*Karen: That's it.
 
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{{L|Bubble Bass|Coming Down.}}
*Plankton: I'm as evil as ever! I'll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty formula!
 
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{{L|Plankton|Oh no. ''[Bubble Bass sits on him, squashing Plankton.]''}}
*Plankton: Heh, heh! Wha-such lovely destruction!
 
*Bubble Bass: Help! Save me! (drinks soda) SAVE ME!
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{{L|Bubble Bass|Thanks, buddy!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Unbelievable! I've committed another selfless act. This eye is taking over! But I must stay strong and concentrate on swiping that Krabby Patty formula. ''[A bottle rolls toward him]'' What's this? It's the Krabby Patty formula! Krabs must have lost it.}}
*Krabs: I'll catch you!
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Standing at a bus stop with SpongeBob]'' And that's why your promotion means a 50% cut in salary, understand, SpongeBob?}}
*Bubble Bass: Coming Down! (falls and crushes Krabs) Thanks, buddy.
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, Mr. Krabs! ''[Salutes]''}}
*Krabs: Unbelievable! This eye is taking over! But I Must Stay Strong, And concentrate on swiping!
 
*Plankton: What's this, it's the Krabby Patty Secret formula! Plankton must have lost it!
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{{L|Plankton|Hey Eugene! You missing anything? ''[Holds out the formula]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Me Krabby Patty Formula!}}
*Mr. Plankton- And that's why your promotion means a 50 percent cutting salary. Understand Patrick?
 
 
{{L|Plankton|That's right Krabs. Unbelivabely, I found it lying on the ground! ''[Laughs]'' So I'm giving it back to you, take it.}}
*Patrick- Yes Sir, Mr. Plankton!
 
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey! Something smells and it isn't my long johns. ''[Takes formula back]'' Let's see here, you had the formula, why didn't you run off with it?}}
*Krabs- Hey Sheldon! You missing anything?
 
 
{{L|Plankton|Why didn't I run off with it? Why didn't I run off with it? Because that would be stealing!}}
*Mr. Plankton- ''(Gasps) ''Me Krabby Patty Formula!
 
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Since when do you care about stealing?}}
*Krabs- That's right Plankton. Unbelivabely, I found it lying on the ground! (Laughs) So I'm giving it back to you, take it.
 
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{{L|Plankton|Oh, it's this cursed new eye! I've got to get rid of it! Must become monocular again. ''[Tries to squeeze his eyes together]'' Hahaha, I did it! ''[They separate again. He tries to pull the eye off of his face but falls over.]''}}
*Mr. Plankton- Hey! Something smells and it isn't me long johns. Let's see here, you had the formula, why didn't you run off with it?
 
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You know, I don't think I trust this nice, polite, pleasant Plankton.}}
*Krabs- Why didn't I run off with it? Why didn't I run off with it? Because that would be stealing!
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I think Plankton has really changed. He just needs some encouragment, and I know just how to do it!}}
*Mr. Plankton- Since when, did you care about stealing?
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh huh. ''[Walks away]''}}
*Krabs- DOH, It's this cursed new eye, I've gotta get rid of it. I must become minocular again! (Fixes eyes) Ha Ha, I did it! (Eyes return to binocular) (Krabs fails to and runs off)
 
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{{L|''[Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket]''}}
*Mr. Plankton- You know, I don't think I trust this nice, polite, pleasent Krabs.
 
 
{{L|Plankton|My life of evil is over. ''[Tries to fix eyes]'' Hey, why is it so dark in here?}}
*Patrick- Mr. Plankton, I think Krabs has really changed. He just needs some encouragment, and I know just how to do it!
 
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{{L|''[Lights turn on to reveal a surprise party]''}}
*Plankton- (Stares at Patrick) Ahem. (Walks off)
 
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{{L|Everybody|Surprise!}}
*Plankton- My life of evil is over. (Tries to fix eyes) Hey, why is it so dark in here?
 
 
{{L|Plankton|''[Screams]''The Chum Bucket's been invaded. I'll never surrender, Never!}}
*Bikini Bottomites- Surprise!
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Laughs]'' This isn't an invasion, we're here to show you how much we appreciate all the good deeds you've done lately. We came to give you the great big hug!}}
*Plankton (Screams) The Chum Bucket's been invaded. I'll never surrender. Never!
 
 
{{L|Plankton|What, NO! NOT HUGS!!!!! ''[Plankton screams ans they hug him and the new eye pops out and Plankton looks in a mirror]'' It's gone. That disgustingly good eye is finally gone! I'm cured! Thank you, thank you all! Especially you, SpongeBob.}}
*Plankton- (Laughs) This isn't an invasion, we're here to show you how much we appreciate all the good deeds you've done lately. We came to give you the Great Big Hug!                                                         
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, glad I could help.}}
Plankton- What, NO! NOT HUGS!!!!! (Patrick and friends hug) (Plankton Screams)
 
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{{L|Plankton|Yes, thanks to you I'm evil again, and as a token of my appreciation I'll give you all a rousing send-off with my infra-red security security attack lasers! ''[Presses a button and lasers start shooting. Everybody screams and runs.]'' Oh well. Depth perception's overrated anyway. ''[Turns to enter the lab but walks into the door and falls over]''}}
 
Bikini Bottomites- YAY!! (Run and hug Krabs) (While this happens, Plankton's other eye falls off)
 
 
Plankton- It's gone! That disgustingly good eye is finally gone! (Hug ends) I'm cured! Thank you! Thank you all! Especially you Patrick.
 
 
SpongeBob- Hey, glad I can help.
 
 
Plankton- Yes, thanks to you, I am evil again! And as a token of my appreciation, I'll give you all a rousing sendoff with my inferate security attact lasesr!
 
 
Bikini Bottomites- (Running and screaming)
 
 
Plankton- (Laughs) Oh well, death persection's overrated anyway.
 
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  • SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab is stowed and ready to slumber.
  • Mr. Krabs: Good job Laddy, another fullful day pushing patties.
  • SpongeBob: Pushing what?
  • Mr. Krabs: You know, turning patties into lettuce. [Bites a pickle]
  • SpongeBob: Uh, I'm not following you.
  • Mr. Krabs: Cabbage, Green Backs, MONEY!!
  • SpongeBob: Oh, you mean your obsession
  • Mr. Krabs: Obsession is kind of a strong word. [opens the safe and puts the money to bed] Sleep tight, my little angels. [closes the safe and leaves with Spongebob and turns out the light]
  • [Plankton climbs out of the pickle jar and opens a fake pickle, which contains a plunger launching device. He assembles it and shoots it at the wall above the safe, then climbs the rope, lowers himself onto the combination spinner and spins it by running on the top of the dial]
  • Plankton: 35 left, 25 right, and finally, 4 left. Open says me! [pulls, but nothing happens] Hey, what gives? I was looking right at the combination, why isn't it opening?
  • Mr. Krabs: [Comes in] What's going on in here? Hmm, Everything seems to be in order.The safe is still safe. Huh, I must be hearing things. Hey, how did the pickle end up on the floor? [picks Plankton up]Now, what was that rule about dropped food? Was it 5 seconds or 5 minutes or... ah, well. waste not, waste not.
  • Narrator: Approximately 10 hours later
  • [In the Chum Bucket]
  • Karen: Plankton, where have you been?!
  • Plankton: Trust me, you don't want to know.
  • Karen: Did you get the Krabby Patty formula? Like I have to ask.
  • Plankton: No! I probably never will.
  • Karen: You need a more positive outlook!
  • Plankton: Oh Karen, if only you could see the way I do. [Remembers when a fish, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick squished him by stepping on him]
  • Karen: [Gasps] Plankton! I think you hit it!, you couldn't see the correct combination because you have only one eye. You lack of depth perception.
  • Plankton: Maybe your right. That would explain why I stink at darts.
  • Karen: What you need is a second eye.
  • Plankton: Karen, my dear, I think you're onto something. Looks like it's time for an upgrade!
  • [Plankton presses a button. A machine covers him then retracts. An eye appears on the side of Plankton's head.]
  • Plankton: ]eye appears] Success! [more eye grows]Uh oh, that ain't good. No, no, no, no no no nо nо nо no! I can see every- [an eye grows inside of him and pops out of his mouth]
  • [Cut to Plankton screwing a brace onto his head]
  • Plankton: Binocular vision, here I come!  [presses the button again and an eye grows in the correct place this time. It grows legs] What? Oh mamma! Stop, I command you! [it begins to walk, firing a laser beam] Oh, come on, please stop! [Karen stops it] Next.
  • [Cut to Plankton hobbling about, injured]
  • Plankton: Karen, what am I doing wrong?
  • Karen: Your experiments are missing essential one ingredient.
  • Plankton: It's not love is it?  Cause you know I hate that stuff.
  • Karen: No, it's cells from another eye. Even a single teardrop would contain enough DNA.
  • Plankton: Tears, huh? I guess if I have to. [Stabs his foot with a crutch and cries] Ow! Will these do?
  • Karen: No silly, They have to be from somebody who already has two eyes
  • Plankton: 2 eyes, huh? I think I know a cry baby who fits that description!
  • [Cut to SpongeBob setting up a picnic]
  • SpongeBob: Hi Plankton!
  • Plankton: [jumps onto lunchbox] Hey SpongeBob, want to hear a sad story?
  • SpongeBob: No, not particularly.
  • Plankton: Once upon a time, there was a yellow doofus who loved to drink milk with his lunch. But unfortunately for said doofus, his milk was tragically spilled.[Knocks the milk over]The end.
  • SpongeBob: [Starts to cry] S-s-s-sad story! And so timely! [Plankton catches his tears in a bag]
  • Plankton: Get a grip!
  • SpongeBob: Well, I guess Plankton's right. Good thing I always bring backup milk! [Opens his face like a refrigerator and pulls out another carton of milk]
  • [bubble transition to Plankton tied to a table in his lab]
  • Karen: Are you sure you want to go through with this?
  • Plankton: Yes, let's hurry up and get it over with! [a needle lowers, fills with the tear sample then hovers above Plankton's eye] Mommy! Here comes the pain! [the needle drops some of the liquid onto Plankton's eye, then retracts] That wasn't so bad. Uh oh, here we go. [his eye splits in two] Eureka!
  • Karen: So, does it work?
  • Plankton: You tell me. [Throws a dart and hits bullseye] Bullseye! Now for my next target – the Krabby Patty secret formula! [Leaves The Chum Bucket] Hahahaha! [skids to a halt] Wha-? [everything is bouncing and has a smiley face] Why does everything look so weir- ... look so beautiful!
  • SpongeBob: La la la la!
  • Plankton: Hi, SpongeBob, great to see you, buddy!
  • SpongeBob: Hi, Plankton, whatcha doing?
  • Plankton: I thought I was going to steal something. Can't imagine why. So, I'm just enjoying this lovely day! [he skips away]
  • SpongeBob: OK, buh-bye!
  • [Plankton walks back into the Chum Bucket with an ice cream and a balloon]
  • Plankton: Honey, I'm home!
  • Karen: Oh, you're a happy camper. Did you finally steal the formula?
  • Plankton: Formula, what formula? [Drops ice cream] I forgot the formula! I can't imagine what got into me.
  • Karen: It's that new eye of yours. Your evil DNA has become corrupted by SpongeBob's nice DNA. You've gone from evil to neevil! You're becoming as harmless as that fry cook.
  • Plankton: Nonsense, You're imagining things.
  • Karen: Oh, really? Let's test it, shall we? Tell me what you see in these ink blots. [Holds one up that looks like a bat]
  • Plankton: Hmm. Looks like a pretty butterfly!
  • Karen: Nope. Try again. What does this remind you of? [Picture of snake]
  • Plankton: Aww, it's a little puppy doggy!
  • Karen: Try this! [Picture of nuclear explosion]
  • Plankton: Uhh...
  • Karen: I'll give you a hint. [Makes explosion sound]
  • Plankton: A bouquet of flowers! Would you like some flowers, honey?
  • Karen: Cells from that sponge have changed your whole point of view.
  • Plankton: Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn't prove a thing. I'm as evil as ever, I'll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula. [Runs outside]
  • (A building is on fire and citizens are screaming; Bubble Bass is trapped on the top floor)
  • Plankton: Such lovely destruction!
  • Bubble Bass: Help! Save me! [sips soda] SAVE ME!
  • Plankton: I'll help you! Do not worry, citizen, I'll catch you!
  • Bubble Bass: Coming Down.
  • Plankton: Oh no. [Bubble Bass sits on him, squashing Plankton.]
  • Bubble Bass: Thanks, buddy!
  • Plankton: Unbelievable! I've committed another selfless act. This eye is taking over! But I must stay strong and concentrate on swiping that Krabby Patty formula. [A bottle rolls toward him] What's this? It's the Krabby Patty formula! Krabs must have lost it.
  • Mr. Krabs: [Standing at a bus stop with SpongeBob] And that's why your promotion means a 50% cut in salary, understand, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: Yes sir, Mr. Krabs! [Salutes]
  • Plankton: Hey Eugene! You missing anything? [Holds out the formula]
  • Mr. Krabs: Me Krabby Patty Formula!
  • Plankton: That's right Krabs. Unbelivabely, I found it lying on the ground! [Laughs] So I'm giving it back to you, take it.
  • Mr. Krabs: Hey! Something smells and it isn't my long johns. [Takes formula back] Let's see here, you had the formula, why didn't you run off with it?
  • Plankton: Why didn't I run off with it? Why didn't I run off with it? Because that would be stealing!
  • Mr. Krabs: Since when do you care about stealing?
  • Plankton: Oh, it's this cursed new eye! I've got to get rid of it! Must become monocular again. [Tries to squeeze his eyes together] Hahaha, I did it! [They separate again. He tries to pull the eye off of his face but falls over.]
  • Mr. Krabs: You know, I don't think I trust this nice, polite, pleasant Plankton.
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I think Plankton has really changed. He just needs some encouragment, and I know just how to do it!
  • Mr. Krabs: Uh huh. [Walks away]
  • [Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket]
  • Plankton: My life of evil is over. [Tries to fix eyes] Hey, why is it so dark in here?
  • [Lights turn on to reveal a surprise party]
  • Everybody: Surprise!
  • Plankton: [Screams]The Chum Bucket's been invaded. I'll never surrender, Never!
  • SpongeBob: [Laughs] This isn't an invasion, we're here to show you how much we appreciate all the good deeds you've done lately. We came to give you the great big hug!
  • Plankton: What, NO! NOT HUGS!!!!! [Plankton screams ans they hug him and the new eye pops out and Plankton looks in a mirror] It's gone. That disgustingly good eye is finally gone! I'm cured! Thank you, thank you all! Especially you, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Hey, glad I could help.
  • Plankton: Yes, thanks to you I'm evil again, and as a token of my appreciation I'll give you all a rousing send-off with my infra-red security security attack lasers! [Presses a button and lasers start shooting. Everybody screams and runs.] Oh well. Depth perception's overrated anyway. [Turns to enter the lab but walks into the door and falls over]