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{{L|SpongeBob|The Krusty Krab is stowed and ready to slumber.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good job Laddy, another fullful day pushing patties.}}
 
*'''SpongeBob: '''Pushing what?
 
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' You know, turning patties into lettuce. <span style="font-style: italic;">(Bites a pickle</span>.)
 
*'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, I'm not following you.
 
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Cabbage, Green Backs, MONEY!!
 
*'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, you mean your obsession
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*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Obsession is kind of a strong word <span style="font-style: italic;">(Opens the safe and puts the money to bed.)</span> Sleep tight, my little angels (''Closes the safe and leaves with Spongebob'', ''turning out the light.)''
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*<span style="font-style: italic;">(</span>''Plankton climbs out of the pickle jar and opens a fake pickle, which contains a plunger launching device. He assembles it and shoots it at the wall above the safe, then climbs the rope, lowers himself onto the combination spinner and spins it by running on the top of the dial.)''
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*'''Plankton: '''35 left, 25 right, and finally, 4 left. Open says me! ''(Pulls, but nothing happens) ''Hey, what gives? I was looking right at the combination, why isn't it opening?
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*'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Comes in) </span>What's going on in here? Hmm, Everything seems to be in order.The safe is still safe. Huh, I must be hearing thing. Hey, how did the pickle end up on the floor? (''Picks Plankton up) ''Now, what was that rule about dropped food? Was it 5 seconds or 5 minutes or... ah, well. waste not, waste not.
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*'''Narrator:''' Approximately 10 hours later
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*(<span style="font-style: italic;">In the Chum Bucket)
 
*<span style="font-weight: bold;">Karen</span>''':''' Plankton, where have you been?!
 
*'''Plankton:''' Trust me, you don't want to know.
 
*'''Karen:''' Did you get the Krabby Patty formula? Like I have to ask.
 
*'''Plankton''': No! I probably never will.
 
*'''Karen:''' You need a more positive outlook!
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*'''Plankton:''' Oh Karen, if only you could see the way I do. (''Remembers when a fish, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick squished him by stepping on him.)''
 
*'''Karen:''' (''Gasps)'' Plankton! I think you hit it!, you couldn't see the correct combination because you have only one eye. You lack of depth perception.
 
*'''Plankton:''' Maybe your right. That would explain why I stink at darts.
 
*'''Karen: '''What you need is a second eye.
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*<span style="font-weight: bold;">Plankton: </span>Karen, my dear, I think you're onto something. Looks like it's time for an upgrade!
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*''(Plankton presses a button. A machine covers him then retracts. An eye appears on the side of Plankton's head.)''
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*'''Plankton:''' ''(eye appears)'' Success! ''(more eye grows) ''Uh oh, that ain't good. No, no, no, no no no nо nо nо no! I can see every- ''(an eye grows inside of him '''and pops out of his mouth)'''''
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*''(Cut to Plankton screwing a brace onto his head)''
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*'''Plankton:''' Binocular vision, here I come!  ''(Presses the button again and an eye grows in the correct place this time. It grows legs.) ''What? Oh mamma! Stop, I command you! ''(It begins to walk, firing a laser beam)'' Oh, come on, please stop! ''(Karen stops it)'' Next.<br />''(Cut to Plankton hobbling about, injured)''
 
*'''Plankton:''' Karen, what am I doing wrong?
 
*'''Karen:''' Your experiments are missing essential one ingredient.
 
*'''Plankton:''' It's not love is it?  Cause you know I hate that stuff.
 
*'''Karen:''' No, it's cells from another eye. Even a single teardrop would contain enough DNA.
 
*'''Plankton''': Tears, huh? I guess if I have to. ''(Stabs his foot with a crutch and cries)'' Ow! Will these do?
 
*'''Karen:''' No silly, They have to be from somebody who already has two eyes
 
*'''Plankton:''' 2 eyes, huh? I think I know a cry baby who fits that description!
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*''(Cut to SpongeBob setting up a picnic)''
 
*'''SpongeBob:''' Hi Plankton!
 
*'''Plankton:''' ''(jumps onto lunchbox)'' Hey SpongeBob, want to hear a sad story?
 
*'''SpongeBob:''' No, not particularly.
 
*'''Plankton:''' Once upon a time there was a yellow doofus who loved to drink milk with his lunch. But unfortunately for the sad doofus, his milk was tragically spilled.'' (Knocks the milk over) ''The end.
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*'''SpongeBob:''' ''(Starts to cry)'' S-s-s-sad story! And so timely! ''(Plankton catches his tears in a bag)''
 
*'''Plankton:''' Get a grip!
 
*'''SpongeBob: '''Well, I guess Plankton's right. Good thing I always bring backup milk! ''(Opens his face like a refrigerator and pulls out another carton of milk)''
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*''(Cut to Plankton tied to a table in his lab)''
 
*'''Karen:'''  Are you sure you want to go through with this?
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*'''Plankton:''' Yes, let's hurry up and get it over with! ''(A needle lowers, fills with the tear sample then hovers above Plankton's eye)'' Mommy! Here comes the pain! ''(The needle drops some of the liquid onto Plankton's eye, then retracts)'' That wasn't so bad. Uh oh, here we go. ''(Eye splits in two)'' Eureka!
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*'''Karen:''' So, does it work?
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*'''Plankton: '''You tell me. ''(Throws a dart and hits bullseye)'' Bullseye! Now for my next target – the Krabby Patty secret formula! ''(Leaves Chum Bucket)'' Hahahaha! ''(Skids to a halt)'' Wha-? ''(Everything is bouncing and has a smiley face)'' Why does everything look so weir- … look so beautiful!
 
*'''SpongeBob:''' La la la la!
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*'''Plankton:''' Hi, SpongeBob, great to see you, buddy!
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*'''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Plankton, whatcha doing?
 
*'''Plankton:''' I thought I was going to steal something. Can't imagine why. So, I'm just enjoying this lovely day! ''(Skips away)''
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*'''SpongeBob:''' OK, buh-bye!
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*''(Plankton walks back into the Chum Bucket with an ice cream and a balloon)''
 
*'''Plankton:''' Honey, I'm home!
 
*'''Karen:''' Oh, you're a happy camper. Did you finally steal the formula?
 
*'''Plankton:''' Formula, what formula? ''(Drops ice cream)'' I forgot the formula! I can't imagine what got into me.
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*'''Karen:''' It's that new eye of yours. Your evil DNA has become corrupted by SpongeBob's nice DNA. You've gone from evil to neevil! You're becoming as harmless as that fry cook.
 
*'''Plankton:''' Nonsense, You're imagining things.
 
*'''Karen:''' Oh, really? Let's test it, shall we? Tell me what you see in these ink blots. ''(Holds one up that looks like a bat)''
 
*'''Plankton:''' Hmm. Looks like a pretty butterfly!
 
*'''Karen:''' Nope. Try again. What does this remind you of? ''(Picture of snake)''
 
*'''Plankton:''' Aww, it's a little puppy doggy!
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*'''Karen:''' Try this! ''(Picture of nuclear explosion)''
 
*'''Plankton: '''Uhh...
 
*'''Karen:''' I'll give you a hint. ''(Makes explosion sound)''
 
*'''Plankton:''' A bouquet of flowers! Would you like some flowers, honey?
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*'''Karen:''' Cells from that sponge have changed your whole point of view.
 
*'''Plankton:''' Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn't prove a thing. I'm as evil as ever, I'll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula. ''(Runs outside)''
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*''(A building is on fire and citizens are screaming; Bubble Bass is trapped on the top floor)''
 
*'''Plankton:''' Such lovely destruction!
 
*'''Bubble Bass:''' Help! Save me! ''(sips soda)'' SAVE ME!
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*'''Plankton:''' I'll help you! Do not worry, citizen, I'll catch you!
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*'''Bubble Bass:''' Coming Down.
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*'''Plankton:''' Oh no. ''(Bubble Bass sits on him, squashing Plankton.)''
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*'''Bubble Bass:''' Thanks, buddy!
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*'''Plankton:''' Unbelievable! I've committed another selfless act. This eye is taking over! But I must stay strong and concentrate on swiping that Krabby Patty formula. ''(A bottle rolls toward him)'' What's this? It's the Krabby Patty formula! Krabs must have lost it.
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*'''Mr. Krabs: '''''(Standing at a bus stop with SpongeBob)'' And that's why your promotion means a 50% cut in salary, understand, SpongeBob?
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*'''SpongeBob:''' Yes sir, Mr. Krabs! ''(Salutes)''
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*'''Plankton: '''Hey Eugene! You missing anything? ''(Holds out the formula)''
 
*'''Mr. Krabs:''''' ''Me Krabby Patty Formula!
 
*'''Plankton:''' That's right Krabs. Unbelivabely, I found it lying on the ground! ''(Laughs)'' So I'm giving it back to you, take it.
 
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hey! Something smells and it isn't my long johns. ''(Takes formula back)'' Let's see here, you had the formula, why didn't you run off with it?
 
*'''Plankton:''' Why didn't I run off with it? Why didn't I run off with it? Because that would be stealing!
 
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Since when do you care about stealing?
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*'''Plankton:''' Oh, it's this cursed new eye! I've got to get rid of it! Must become monocular again. ''(Tries to squeeze his eyes together)'' Hahaha, I did it! ''(They separate again. He tries to pull the eye off of his face but falls over.)''
 
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' You know, I don't think I trust this nice, polite, pleasant Plankton.
 
*'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, I think Plankton has really changed. He just needs some encouragment, and I know just how to do it!
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*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh huh. ''(Walks away)''
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*''(Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket)''
 
*'''Plankton:''' My life of evil is over. ''(Tries to fix eyes)'' Hey, why is it so dark in here?
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*''(Lights turn on to reveal a surprise party)''
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*'''Everybody:''' Surprise!
 
*'''Plankton:''' ''(Screams) ''The Chum Bucket's been invaded. I'll never surrender, Never!
 
*'''SpongeBob:''' (''Laughs)'' This isn't an invasion, we're here to show you how much we appreciate all the good deeds you've done lately. We came to give you the great big hug!                                                         
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*'''Plankton:''' What, NO! NOT HUGS!!!!! (''Plankton Screams)''' '''(They hug him and the new eye pops out.) (Plankton looks in a mirror.)'' It's gone. That disgustingly good eye is finally gone! I'm cured! Thank you, thank you all! Especially you, SpongeBob.
   
 
*'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, glad I could help.
== Transcript ==
 
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*'''Plankton:''' Yes, thanks to you I'm evil again, and as a token of my appreciation I'll give you all a rousing send-off with my infra-red security security attack lasers! ''(Presses a button and lasers start shooting. Everybody screams and runs.)'' Oh well. Depth perception's overrated anyway. ''(Turns to enter the lab but walks into the door and falls over)''
 
Spongebob- The Krusty Krab is stowed and ready to slumber
 
 
Mr. Krabs- Good job Laddy, another fullful day pushing patties
 
 
Spongebob- Pushing what?
 
 
Mr. Plankton- You know, turning patties into lettuce (bites a pickle)
 
 
Spongebob- Uh, I'm not following you.
 
 
Mr. Plankton- Cabbage, Green Backs, MONEY!!
 
 
Spongebob- Oh, you mean your obsession
 
 
Mr. Plankton- Obsession is kind of a strong word
 
 
Mr.Krabs- (''Tucks money into bed) '' Sleep tight me angels
 
*(Mr. Plankton comes into his office.)
 
*Plankton: 35 left, 25 right, and finally, four left. Open sesame!
 
*Mr.Krabs: What's going on in here? Hmm, every thing seems to be in order. Hey, how did the pickle end up on the floor?
 
*APROXIMATELY 10 HOURS LATER...
 
*Karen: Plankton , where have you been?!
 
*Plankton: Trust me, you dont want to know.
 
*Karen: Did you get the Krabby Patty formula ?
 
*Plankton: No! I probably never will.
 
*Karen: You need a more positive outlook.
 
*Plankton: Oh Karen, if only you could see the way I do.
 
*Fish: (stomps)
 
*Squidward: (stomps)
 
*Patrick: (knocks fists)
 
*Karen: Plankton! I think you hit it, you couldn't see the correct combination because you have only two eye.
 
*Plankton: Maybe your right. That would explain why I stink at darts. (scene goes to dart)
 
*Karen: What you need is another eye.
 
*Plankton: (eye appears) Success! (a third eye grows) Oh, no. Very good. (eyes appear all around) I can see e-
 
*Plankton: Minaculor vision, here I come! (eye grows but turns out to be a sider) Stop I command you!
 
*Plankton: Karen! What am I doing wrong?
 
*Karen: Your experiments are missing one ingredient.
 
*Plankton: It's not love is it? I hate that stuff.
 
*Karen: No, it needs sheilds from another eye. Even a single teardrop would contain enough DNA.
 
*Plankton: I guess if I have to. (smashes bandage) OWWW! (crying) Will these do?
 
*Karen: No silly. They have to be from somebody who has three eyes already.
 
*Plankton: 3 eyes, huh? I think I know a cry baby who fits that description!
 
Spongebob: Hi Plankton!
 
*Plankton: (jumps onto lunchbox) Hey Spongebob, wanna hear a sad story?
 
*Spongebob: No not particularly.
 
*Plankton: Once upon a time there was a pink doofus who loved to drink milk with his lunch. But unfortunately for said doofus, his milk was knocked over. (Krabs kicks the milk over) The end.
 
*Spongebob: That was a sad story. (cries) It's so sad! (gives the biggest cry ever)
 
*Plankton: Get a grip!
 
*Spongebob: Well, I guess Plankton's right. Good thing I always bring spare milk! (Opens his face and a pie and an extra milk carton is seen.)
 
*Karen: (scene goes to Chum Bucket) Are you sure you want to go through with this?
 
*Plankton: That wasn't so bad. Uh oh. here we go. (eye grows) Eureka! Bullseye!
 
*Plankton: Now for my next target The Krabby Patty Secret Formula! Hahaha! Wha!
 
*Plankton: Why does everything looks so we-Looks so beautiful!
 
*Spongebob: La la la la!
 
*Plankton: Hey Spongebob, I thought I was gonna steal something so I'm just enjoying the lovely day!
 
*Spongebob: Okay bye bye!
 
*Plankton: Karen, I'm home!
 
*Karen: Oh, you're a happy camper! Did you find any way to steal the formula?
 
*Plankton: Formula? What formula? (splat) I FORGOT THE FORMULA! I can't imagine what got into me!
 
*Karen: It's that new eye of yours. Your evil DNA has combined with Spongebob's nice DNA.
 
*Karen: You've gone from EVIL to NICEEVIL! You're becoming as harmless as the fry cook!
 
*Plankton: Nonsense! You're imagining things!ee in these ink splats.
 
*Plankton: Looks like a pretty butterfly!
 
*Karen: Nope. Try again. What does this remind you of?
 
*Plankton: Oh, it's a little puppy doggy!
 
*Karen: Try this!
 
*Karen: Oh, really? Let's (scene cuts to Karen) test it, shall we? Tell me what you s
 
*Plankton: Uhh...
 
*Karen: I'll give you a hint. (imitates explosion).
 
*Plankton: A bouqet of flowers! Would you like some flowers, honey?
 
*Karen: That's it.
 
*Plankton: I'm as evil as ever! I'll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty formula!
 
*Plankton: Heh, heh! Wha-such lovely destruction!
 
*Bubble Bass: Help! Save me! (drinks soda) SAVE ME!
 
*Krabs: I'll catch you!
 
*Bubble Bass: Coming Down! (falls and crushes Krabs) Thanks, buddy.
 
*Krabs: Unbelievable! This eye is taking over! But I Must Stay Strong, And concentrate on swiping!
 
*Plankton: What's this, it's the Krabby Patty Secret formula! Plankton must have lost it!
 
*Mr. Plankton- And that's why your promotion means a 50 percent cutting salary. Understand Patrick?
 
*Patrick- Yes Sir, Mr. Plankton!
 
*Krabs- Hey Sheldon! You missing anything?
 
*Mr. Plankton- ''(Gasps) ''Me Krabby Patty Formula!
 
*Krabs- That's right Plankton. Unbelivabely, I found it lying on the ground! (Laughs) So I'm giving it back to you, take it.
 
*Mr. Plankton- Hey! Something smells and it isn't me long johns. Let's see here, you had the formula, why didn't you run off with it?
 
*Krabs- Why didn't I run off with it? Why didn't I run off with it? Because that would be stealing!
 
*Mr. Plankton- Since when, did you care about stealing?
 
*Krabs- DOH, It's this cursed new eye, I've gotta get rid of it. I must become minocular again! (Fixes eyes) Ha Ha, I did it! (Eyes return to binocular) (Krabs fails to and runs off)
 
*Mr. Plankton- You know, I don't think I trust this nice, polite, pleasent Krabs.
 
*Patrick- Mr. Plankton, I think Krabs has really changed. He just needs some encouragment, and I know just how to do it!
 
*Mr. Plankton- (Stares at Patrick) Ahem. (Walks off)
 
*Krabs- My life of evil is over. (Tries to fix eyes) Hey, why is it so dark in here?
 
*Bikini Bottomites- Surprise!
 
*Krabs (Screams) The Chum Bucket's been invaded. I'll never surrender. Never!
 
*Patrick- (Laughs) This isn't an invasion, we're here to show you how much we appreciate all the good deeds you've done lately. We came to give you the Great Big Hug!                                                         
 
Krabs- What, NO! NOT HUGS!!!!! (Patrick and friends hug) (Krabs Screams)
 
 
Bikini Bottomites- YAY!! (Run and hug Krabs) (While this happens, Krabs's other eye falls off)
 
 
Krab- It's gone! That disgustingly good eye is finally gone! (Hug ends) I'm cured! Thank you! Thank you all! Especially you Patrick.
 
 
Patrick- Hey, glad I can help.
 
 
Krabs- Yes, thanks to you, I am evil again! And as a token of my appreciation, I'll give you all a rousing sendoff with my inferate security attact lasesr!
 
 
Bikini Bottomites- (Running and screaming)
 
 
Krabs- (Laughs) Oh well, death persection's overrated anyway.
 
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  • SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab is stowed and ready to slumber.
  • Mr. Krabs: Good job Laddy, another fullful day pushing patties.
  • SpongeBob: Pushing what?
  • Mr. Krabs: You know, turning patties into lettuce. (Bites a pickle.)
  • SpongeBob: Uh, I'm not following you.
  • Mr. Krabs: Cabbage, Green Backs, MONEY!!
  • SpongeBob: Oh, you mean your obsession
  • Mr. Krabs: Obsession is kind of a strong word (Opens the safe and puts the money to bed.) Sleep tight, my little angels (Closes the safe and leaves with Spongebob, turning out the light.)
  • (Plankton climbs out of the pickle jar and opens a fake pickle, which contains a plunger launching device. He assembles it and shoots it at the wall above the safe, then climbs the rope, lowers himself onto the combination spinner and spins it by running on the top of the dial.)
  • Plankton: 35 left, 25 right, and finally, 4 left. Open says me! (Pulls, but nothing happens) Hey, what gives? I was looking right at the combination, why isn't it opening?
  • Mr. Krabs: (Comes in) What's going on in here? Hmm, Everything seems to be in order.The safe is still safe. Huh, I must be hearing thing. Hey, how did the pickle end up on the floor? (Picks Plankton up) Now, what was that rule about dropped food? Was it 5 seconds or 5 minutes or... ah, well. waste not, waste not.
  • Narrator: Approximately 10 hours later
  • (In the Chum Bucket)
  • Karen: Plankton, where have you been?!
  • Plankton: Trust me, you don't want to know.
  • Karen: Did you get the Krabby Patty formula? Like I have to ask.
  • Plankton: No! I probably never will.
  • Karen: You need a more positive outlook!
  • Plankton: Oh Karen, if only you could see the way I do. (Remembers when a fish, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick squished him by stepping on him.)
  • Karen: (Gasps) Plankton! I think you hit it!, you couldn't see the correct combination because you have only one eye. You lack of depth perception.
  • Plankton: Maybe your right. That would explain why I stink at darts.
  • Karen: What you need is a second eye.
  • Plankton: Karen, my dear, I think you're onto something. Looks like it's time for an upgrade!
  • (Plankton presses a button. A machine covers him then retracts. An eye appears on the side of Plankton's head.)
  • Plankton: (eye appears) Success! (more eye grows) Uh oh, that ain't good. No, no, no, no no no nо nо nо no! I can see every- (an eye grows inside of him and pops out of his mouth)
  • (Cut to Plankton screwing a brace onto his head)
  • Plankton: Binocular vision, here I come!  (Presses the button again and an eye grows in the correct place this time. It grows legs.) What? Oh mamma! Stop, I command you! (It begins to walk, firing a laser beam) Oh, come on, please stop! (Karen stops it) Next.
    (Cut to Plankton hobbling about, injured)
  • Plankton: Karen, what am I doing wrong?
  • Karen: Your experiments are missing essential one ingredient.
  • Plankton: It's not love is it?  Cause you know I hate that stuff.
  • Karen: No, it's cells from another eye. Even a single teardrop would contain enough DNA.
  • Plankton: Tears, huh? I guess if I have to. (Stabs his foot with a crutch and cries) Ow! Will these do?
  • Karen: No silly, They have to be from somebody who already has two eyes
  • Plankton: 2 eyes, huh? I think I know a cry baby who fits that description!
  • (Cut to SpongeBob setting up a picnic)
  • SpongeBob: Hi Plankton!
  • Plankton: (jumps onto lunchbox) Hey SpongeBob, want to hear a sad story?
  • SpongeBob: No, not particularly.
  • Plankton: Once upon a time there was a yellow doofus who loved to drink milk with his lunch. But unfortunately for the sad doofus, his milk was tragically spilled. (Knocks the milk over) The end.
  • SpongeBob: (Starts to cry) S-s-s-sad story! And so timely! (Plankton catches his tears in a bag)
  • Plankton: Get a grip!
  • SpongeBob: Well, I guess Plankton's right. Good thing I always bring backup milk! (Opens his face like a refrigerator and pulls out another carton of milk)
  • (Cut to Plankton tied to a table in his lab)
  • Karen:  Are you sure you want to go through with this?
  • Plankton: Yes, let's hurry up and get it over with! (A needle lowers, fills with the tear sample then hovers above Plankton's eye) Mommy! Here comes the pain! (The needle drops some of the liquid onto Plankton's eye, then retracts) That wasn't so bad. Uh oh, here we go. (Eye splits in two) Eureka!
  • Karen: So, does it work?
  • Plankton: You tell me. (Throws a dart and hits bullseye) Bullseye! Now for my next target – the Krabby Patty secret formula! (Leaves Chum Bucket) Hahahaha! (Skids to a halt) Wha-? (Everything is bouncing and has a smiley face) Why does everything look so weir- … look so beautiful!
  • SpongeBob: La la la la!
  • Plankton: Hi, SpongeBob, great to see you, buddy!
  • SpongeBob: Hi, Plankton, whatcha doing?
  • Plankton: I thought I was going to steal something. Can't imagine why. So, I'm just enjoying this lovely day! (Skips away)
  • SpongeBob: OK, buh-bye!
  • (Plankton walks back into the Chum Bucket with an ice cream and a balloon)
  • Plankton: Honey, I'm home!
  • Karen: Oh, you're a happy camper. Did you finally steal the formula?
  • Plankton: Formula, what formula? (Drops ice cream) I forgot the formula! I can't imagine what got into me.
  • Karen: It's that new eye of yours. Your evil DNA has become corrupted by SpongeBob's nice DNA. You've gone from evil to neevil! You're becoming as harmless as that fry cook.
  • Plankton: Nonsense, You're imagining things.
  • Karen: Oh, really? Let's test it, shall we? Tell me what you see in these ink blots. (Holds one up that looks like a bat)
  • Plankton: Hmm. Looks like a pretty butterfly!
  • Karen: Nope. Try again. What does this remind you of? (Picture of snake)
  • Plankton: Aww, it's a little puppy doggy!
  • Karen: Try this! (Picture of nuclear explosion)
  • Plankton: Uhh...
  • Karen: I'll give you a hint. (Makes explosion sound)
  • Plankton: A bouquet of flowers! Would you like some flowers, honey?
  • Karen: Cells from that sponge have changed your whole point of view.
  • Plankton: Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn't prove a thing. I'm as evil as ever, I'll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula. (Runs outside)
  • (A building is on fire and citizens are screaming; Bubble Bass is trapped on the top floor)
  • Plankton: Such lovely destruction!
  • Bubble Bass: Help! Save me! (sips soda) SAVE ME!
  • Plankton: I'll help you! Do not worry, citizen, I'll catch you!
  • Bubble Bass: Coming Down.
  • Plankton: Oh no. (Bubble Bass sits on him, squashing Plankton.)
  • Bubble Bass: Thanks, buddy!
  • Plankton: Unbelievable! I've committed another selfless act. This eye is taking over! But I must stay strong and concentrate on swiping that Krabby Patty formula. (A bottle rolls toward him) What's this? It's the Krabby Patty formula! Krabs must have lost it.
  • Mr. Krabs: (Standing at a bus stop with SpongeBob) And that's why your promotion means a 50% cut in salary, understand, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: Yes sir, Mr. Krabs! (Salutes)
  • Plankton: Hey Eugene! You missing anything? (Holds out the formula)
  • Mr. Krabs: Me Krabby Patty Formula!
  • Plankton: That's right Krabs. Unbelivabely, I found it lying on the ground! (Laughs) So I'm giving it back to you, take it.
  • Mr. Krabs: Hey! Something smells and it isn't my long johns. (Takes formula back) Let's see here, you had the formula, why didn't you run off with it?
  • Plankton: Why didn't I run off with it? Why didn't I run off with it? Because that would be stealing!
  • Mr. Krabs: Since when do you care about stealing?
  • Plankton: Oh, it's this cursed new eye! I've got to get rid of it! Must become monocular again. (Tries to squeeze his eyes together) Hahaha, I did it! (They separate again. He tries to pull the eye off of his face but falls over.)
  • Mr. Krabs: You know, I don't think I trust this nice, polite, pleasant Plankton.
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I think Plankton has really changed. He just needs some encouragment, and I know just how to do it!
  • Mr. Krabs: Uh huh. (Walks away)
  • (Plankton returns to the Chum Bucket)
  • Plankton: My life of evil is over. (Tries to fix eyes) Hey, why is it so dark in here?
  • (Lights turn on to reveal a surprise party)
  • Everybody: Surprise!
  • Plankton: (Screams) The Chum Bucket's been invaded. I'll never surrender, Never!
  • SpongeBob: (Laughs) This isn't an invasion, we're here to show you how much we appreciate all the good deeds you've done lately. We came to give you the great big hug!                                                         
  • Plankton: What, NO! NOT HUGS!!!!! (Plankton Screams) (They hug him and the new eye pops out.) (Plankton looks in a mirror.) It's gone. That disgustingly good eye is finally gone! I'm cured! Thank you, thank you all! Especially you, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Hey, glad I could help.
  • Plankton: Yes, thanks to you I'm evil again, and as a token of my appreciation I'll give you all a rousing send-off with my infra-red security security attack lasers! (Presses a button and lasers start shooting. Everybody screams and runs.) Oh well. Depth perception's overrated anyway. (Turns to enter the lab but walks into the door and falls over)