This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Plankton's Diary short "Plankton's Diary: Karen," which aired on April 12, 2013.

  • Plankton: My evil genius video diary, by Sheldon J. Plankton.
  • [shows television screen, it statics]
  • Plankton: Is this thing... [statics] Hello?... [statics] Can't get it to... [statics, Plankton grunts, hits button, and it eventually works] Greetings! It is I, Plankton! Boy, I'll tell you, Karen is really working my last nerve right now.
  • [switches to Karen]
  • Karen: So, what are you gonna do about it?
  • Plankton: [crying] I don't know anymore! [cries, statics back to television] It seems like all she does lately is nag, nag, nag!
  • Karen: You gotta help me; my monitor nearly froze up for good.
  • Plankton: It's like I can't do anything right! She doesn't support me in any of my evil plans.
  • Karen: If this is another scheme you can leave me home!
  • Plankton: And does she ever help me steal the secret formula?
  • [Plankton crashes into Karen]
  • Karen: I knew you were up to something.
  • Plankton: No! Well I have to admit there is something about her. When I look into her screen, it's like I am falling in love all over again. What can I say Karen, baby I am crazy about ya'!
  • Karen: Why don't you just quit obsessing over that stupid secret formula!
  • Plankton: Derg... Karen! You haven't heard the last of me!