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+ | {{L|''[Evil Alien Jellyfish Overlord catches a jellyfish and turns it into a Jellion; soon the Overlord makes more Jellions. Patrick is shown sleeping. The Jellion engulfs Patrick's entire body and creates a Jellion Patrick. Some Jellion's take the real Patrick away. Tentacles extend out of Jellion Patrick's mouth and place Patrick's jellyfish net in Jellion Patrick into his hand]''}} |
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− | |airdate = [[March 31]], [[2012]]|seasonname = eight}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[steps in front of Patrick]'' Isn't he the cutest little jellyfish you've ever seen. ''[picks up Jellion jellyfish by the stingers]'' And he doesn't sting.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Jellion Patrick captures numerous jellyfish in his net]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[looking at Jellion jellyfish]'' You don't suppose this is some sort of new breed, huh? ''[places Jellion jellyfish back into net]'' I think I'll keep this one as a pet. ''[spots Patrick's overfilled net]'' Whoa!}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Patrick|Yes. I too have caught many jellyfish. ''[holding up index finger]'' Perhaps we shall give one to each of our friends. ''[grins and breaths heavily]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, Patrick! That's a great idea.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Squidward's house at night]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, we've given a jellyfish to everyone, except Squidward. I'm sure he doesn't want one.}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Patrick|He'll take one and like it. ''[shoves the Jellion into the mail slot. The Jellion creates a clone]'' Pleasent dreams square one.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Hah, back at ya good buddy. ''[Jellion Squidward is behind him]''}} |
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− | *''(Evil Alien Jellyfish Overlord catches a jellyfish and turns it into a Jellion, soon the Overlord makes more Jellions)'' |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Squidward|Don't let the bed bugs bite. Ha ha ha.}} |
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− | *''(Patrick is shown sleeping. The Jellion lands on his head and creates a Jellion Patrick. Some Jellion's take the real Patrick away)'' |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Um, that's some good advice. Good night, Squidward.}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Squidward|There will be plenty of biting this night. RAH!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[To Jellion]'' Tonight, you'll sleep with me little jelly. Goodnight, jellyfish. Goodnight, Gary! Heh, good night little jelly. ''[SpongeBob sleeps. The Jellion tries to climb on SpongeBob, but he wakes up]'' Ah, I can't sleep. ''[walks downstairs. The Jellion follows him. SpongeBob is watching a horror film and eating popcorn. The Jellion tries to climb on SpongeBob again, but he screams. The Jellion tries to climb on him, once again]'' Oh, you want some popcorn? Here ya go. ''[tosses popcorn into the Jellion's mouth, causing it to choke]'' Hey, hey! Are you okay?}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to morning. The Jellion is shown sleeping]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Aw, look at him, the little angel. Guess he couldn't make it past the third feature. ''[picks up the Jellion]'' Good morning sleepy-head. We wouldn't want anything to happen to you while I'm at work. ''[puts the Jellion in a cage]'' You better stay in here where it's safe. ''[pats Gary's shell]'' You two stay out of trouble, bye!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob leaves his house and Gary takes a nap near a plant. The Jellion then eats Gary and the plant at the same time creating Jellion Gary which looks like Gary mixed with a plant. Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking into the Krusty Krab]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Woah! Look at all of the customers!}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Clone|One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Squidward|One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Patrick|''[holds out a tray with a Krabby Patty]'' One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Squidward|''[takes the tray with the Krabby Patty and gives it to the Jellion Clone]'' Thank you, come again.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Jellion Squidward and the Jellion Clone both yell out "RAH" and the next customer who appears normal walks up]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Normal Fish|I would like one Krabby Pat-}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Squidward|''[takes out another Krabby Patty]'' One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise. RAH!}} |
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+ | {{L|Normal Fish|Ugh. Actually I want one with extra mayo!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Jellion Squidward and the rest of the Jellion Clones begin hissing and pointing at the lone, normal fish]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Normal Fish|W-what's wrong dudes?}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Mr. Krabs|''[comes out of Mr. Krabs' office]'' I'm sorry valued customer. We are currently out of the condiment you call mayonnaise. ''[takes out a Jellion]'' Please accept this free jellyfish hat instead! ''[puts the Jellion on the normal fish's head]'' Thank you, come again! ''[leaves]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[looks confused]'' Huh? That's funny. We just received a whole shipment of mayonnaise. ''[walks to the back and spots Jellion Patrick]'' Patrick?!? What are you doing? Cooking Krabby Patties is my job.}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Patrick|I am here to replace you and all of your kind!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' I saw that movie last night, too. Woops! If you're going work here, you're going to need an offical Krusty Krab hat.}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Patrick|Hat? ''[grows a Krusty Krab hat on his head]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Say, that's a pretty neat trick! I'm going to get some extra mayonnaise from the back.}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Patrick|''[quickly turns around with his torso still facing the grill]'' NO MAYONNAISE!!! ''[uses his mouth tenticles to eat the Krabby Patty SpongeBob was holding then turns back around to cook more Patties]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|O...kay? ''[walks into the freezer]'' He's acting weird today. ''[spots the boxes of mayonnaise]'' Hey! There's plenty of mayo back here! ''[hears a strange noise]'' Huh? Is somebody in there? ''[looks into the back and spots the Evil Alien Jellyfish Overlord, Jellions, and all of the citizens trapped in pods]'' Monsters! Huh? Squidward and Mr. Krabs! Patrick too! ''[spots Harold]'' And some random guy! Huh? AHH! My spatula! It's just like that movie I watched last night! Those things have captured everyone and put them into creepy pods. ''[walks out of the freezer nervously walking past Jellion Patrick]'' Hi, uh, Patrick? I gotta...clean the tables...Patrick. Ha ha...Patrick. ''[walks out backwards with Jellion Squidward then surprising him]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Squidward|Hi SpongeBob! Don't you want this cute little jellyfish? ''[the Jellion then hisses at SpongeBob]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ha ha...uh, no thanks. ''[continues walking backwards and bumps into Jellion Mr. Krabs]'' Ah! Mr. Krabs!}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Mr. Krabs|You seem tired SpongeBob. Why don't you go home and take a nap. ''[hisses strangely at SpongeBob]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Squidward|''[still holding a Jellion]'' Yes, and you can use this jelly as a pillow.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, that's okay. I-I have one at home. Hah... ''[continues walking backwards until he is scared off by more Jellion Clones until he reaches the door]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Squidward and Jellion Mr. Krabs|Sleep well.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[continues walking backwards until he bumps into Jellion Harold]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Harold|Re-}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|AH! Random guy! ''[starts running from a bunch of Jellions until he loses them by hiding behind a rock]''. What am I going to do? All of my friends taken by those Jelly creatures. I can feel their creepy, rope-like tenticles now! ''[suddenly is roped and drag into Sandy's tree dome and is locked down]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Alright you rotten jelly clone. What have you done with SpongeBob.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm no clone Sandy. I am SpongeBob.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Then you won't mind if I run a simple test. ''[starts tickling him and he starts laughing hysterically]'' You're SpongeBob alright.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to where SpongeBob is free]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|What are we going to do Sandy?}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|If only we knew the Jellion's weakness.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well the only thing I know is that they can't stand mayonnaise.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Ew, I don't like mayonnaise neither.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[looks suspiciously at Sandy]'' Oh, so you don't like mayo? Just like a Jellion!}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|''[smacks SpongeBob]'' Oh, snap out of it SpongeBob! Now if only we had some mayonnaise.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|There's lot at the Krusty Krab! But we'll never get past THEM! ''[points to a bunch of Jellion Clones just outside the dome]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Not to worry! ''[takes out glasses that looks like the Jellion's eyes]'' We'll be in disguise.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[They both walk outside the dome whistling as they walk up to a Jellion Clone]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Greetings fellow Clone. I hate mayonnaise.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I hate mayonnaise and mustard.}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Clone|''[looks suspiciously at SpongeBob]'' Hmm...}} |
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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Sandy both walk off whistling]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Clone|I like mustard!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[They both walk into the Krusty Krab and meet up with Jellion Mr. Krabs]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Mr. Krabs|Did you take that nap SpongeBob?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh huh! Sure did!}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Yep. We're all rested and jelly-fied.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs nervously and elbows Sandy accidently knocking off her Jellion glasses]'' Good one Jellion Sandy.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|''[laughs nervously]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Mr. Krabs|IMPOSTERS!!!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[All of the Jellion Clones in the Krusty Krab begin hissing and surrounding SpongeBob and Sandy]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|SpongeBob! The mayonnaise!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[leaps up high and swings over to the condiment stand and grabs a jug of mayonnaise then squirts one at Jellion Mr. Krabs]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Mr. Krabs|AH! ''[the mayonnaise lands on him]'' Ew...''[he then disaggrantes which frees the real Mr. Krabs from his pod]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|It worked SpongeBob! Keep going!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[squirts Jellion Squidward who tried to attack him with mayonnaise destroying him and freeing Squidward in the process]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|SpongeBob! Look out!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[All of the Jellion Clones begin to close in to which SpongeBob squirts and destroys all of them. SpongeBob and Sandy then head towards the back running past Jellion Patrick]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hi Jellion Patrick!}} |
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+ | {{L|Jellion Patrick|Hold the mayonnaise!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Doh! Almost forgot! ''[squirts Jellion Patrick with the mayonnaise causing him to disaggrante and frees Patrick from his pod]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[falls on his neck]'' Doh! Hey guys! What's shaking? ''[Squidward points to the Evil Alien Jellyfish Overlord]'' Oh...}} |
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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Sandy enter the freezer to confront the Overlord]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Hold it right there you evil blob of slime! You're through 'cause we know your weakness! Show 'em SpongeBob!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob shows the Overlord the jug of mayonnaise. The Overlord then roars loudly telling the Jellions to attack SpongeBob and Sandy]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Let 'er rip!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[starts squirting the Jellions until the jug of mayonnaise starts to act up]'' Nah! Gasp! Sandy! It's so cold in here the mayonnaise is starting to freeze!}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Then hurry and throw it SpongeBob!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Aye, aye! ''[unscrews the lid of the jug of mayonnaise and hurls it at the Overlord but it freezes and lands on it's head. Then it laughs at SpongeBob's failure]'' Oh no! This mayonnaise is frozen solid!}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|''[next to a thermostat]'' Then I'll just turn up the heat! ''[turns the thermostat from "COLD" to "HOT" causing the mayonnaise to melt on the Overlord's head thus destroying him all of the Jellions]''.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob and Sandy|Hooray!}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What happened?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, let me tell ya!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[A time card that says "Eleven Minutes Later" is shown]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|And that's why we're covered in goo!}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks for rescuing us SpongeBob. But what are we going to do with all of this green slop?}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[tastes the green goo]'' Mmmm! Freaky Clone Jelly Relish!}} |
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+ | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab again]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Relish Patties! Get your Freaky Clone Jelly Relish Patties! Only 4 bucks extra!}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|''[to Squidward]'' Uh, I'll have one Relish Patty. Hold the mayo.}} |
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+ | {{L|''[SpongeBob looks suspiciously at Patrick with the next time card saying "The End?" ending the episode]''}} |
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- [SpongeBob catches three jellyfish in his net]
- SpongeBob: Weee! Gotchya! There you go, little fella. [To Patrick] Say, Patrick. Don't you think that Jellyfish Fields has gotten bigger today?
- Patrick: I don't know, but all of this failure is tiring me out. I'm just gonna take a nap on that rock right over there.
- SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. I'll go see if there are any jellyfish in that creepy, scary, evil-looking cave over there.
- [Evil Alien Jellyfish Overlord is shown]
- SpongeBob: [Catches a jellyfish] Aw. You're the charms. If only you didn't sting, you'd make the perfect pet! [Jellyfish stings SpongeBob] Oh, well! I guess it's catch and release for now.
- [Evil Alien Jellyfish Overlord catches a jellyfish and turns it into a Jellion; soon the Overlord makes more Jellions. Patrick is shown sleeping. The Jellion engulfs Patrick's entire body and creates a Jellion Patrick. Some Jellion's take the real Patrick away. Tentacles extend out of Jellion Patrick's mouth and place Patrick's jellyfish net in Jellion Patrick into his hand]
- SpongeBob: [steps in front of Patrick] Isn't he the cutest little jellyfish you've ever seen. [picks up Jellion jellyfish by the stingers] And he doesn't sting.
- [Jellion Patrick captures numerous jellyfish in his net]
- SpongeBob: [looking at Jellion jellyfish] You don't suppose this is some sort of new breed, huh? [places Jellion jellyfish back into net] I think I'll keep this one as a pet. [spots Patrick's overfilled net] Whoa!
- Jellion Patrick: Yes. I too have caught many jellyfish. [holding up index finger] Perhaps we shall give one to each of our friends. [grins and breaths heavily]
- SpongeBob: Wow, Patrick! That's a great idea.
- [Bubble transition to Squidward's house at night]
- SpongeBob: Well, we've given a jellyfish to everyone, except Squidward. I'm sure he doesn't want one.
- Jellion Patrick: He'll take one and like it. [shoves the Jellion into the mail slot. The Jellion creates a clone] Pleasent dreams square one.
- SpongeBob: Hah, back at ya good buddy. [Jellion Squidward is behind him]
- Jellion Squidward: Don't let the bed bugs bite. Ha ha ha.
- SpongeBob: Um, that's some good advice. Good night, Squidward.
- Jellion Squidward: There will be plenty of biting this night. RAH!
- [Bubble transition]
- SpongeBob: [To Jellion] Tonight, you'll sleep with me little jelly. Goodnight, jellyfish. Goodnight, Gary! Heh, good night little jelly. [SpongeBob sleeps. The Jellion tries to climb on SpongeBob, but he wakes up] Ah, I can't sleep. [walks downstairs. The Jellion follows him. SpongeBob is watching a horror film and eating popcorn. The Jellion tries to climb on SpongeBob again, but he screams. The Jellion tries to climb on him, once again] Oh, you want some popcorn? Here ya go. [tosses popcorn into the Jellion's mouth, causing it to choke] Hey, hey! Are you okay?
- [Bubble transition to morning. The Jellion is shown sleeping]
- SpongeBob: Aw, look at him, the little angel. Guess he couldn't make it past the third feature. [picks up the Jellion] Good morning sleepy-head. We wouldn't want anything to happen to you while I'm at work. [puts the Jellion in a cage] You better stay in here where it's safe. [pats Gary's shell] You two stay out of trouble, bye!
- [SpongeBob leaves his house and Gary takes a nap near a plant. The Jellion then eats Gary and the plant at the same time creating Jellion Gary which looks like Gary mixed with a plant. Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking into the Krusty Krab]
- SpongeBob: Woah! Look at all of the customers!
- Jellion Clone: One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.
- Jellion Squidward: One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.
- Jellion Patrick: [holds out a tray with a Krabby Patty] One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.
- Jellion Squidward: [takes the tray with the Krabby Patty and gives it to the Jellion Clone] Thank you, come again.
- [Jellion Squidward and the Jellion Clone both yell out "RAH" and the next customer who appears normal walks up]
- Normal Fish: I would like one Krabby Pat-
- Jellion Squidward: [takes out another Krabby Patty] One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise. RAH!
- Normal Fish: Ugh. Actually I want one with extra mayo!
- [Jellion Squidward and the rest of the Jellion Clones begin hissing and pointing at the lone, normal fish]
- Normal Fish: W-what's wrong dudes?
- Jellion Mr. Krabs: [comes out of Mr. Krabs' office] I'm sorry valued customer. We are currently out of the condiment you call mayonnaise. [takes out a Jellion] Please accept this free jellyfish hat instead! [puts the Jellion on the normal fish's head] Thank you, come again! [leaves].
- SpongeBob: [looks confused] Huh? That's funny. We just received a whole shipment of mayonnaise. [walks to the back and spots Jellion Patrick] Patrick?!? What are you doing? Cooking Krabby Patties is my job.
- Jellion Patrick: I am here to replace you and all of your kind!
- SpongeBob: [laughs] I saw that movie last night, too. Woops! If you're going work here, you're going to need an offical Krusty Krab hat.
- Jellion Patrick: Hat? [grows a Krusty Krab hat on his head]
- SpongeBob: Say, that's a pretty neat trick! I'm going to get some extra mayonnaise from the back.
- Jellion Patrick: [quickly turns around with his torso still facing the grill] NO MAYONNAISE!!! [uses his mouth tenticles to eat the Krabby Patty SpongeBob was holding then turns back around to cook more Patties].
- SpongeBob: O...kay? [walks into the freezer] He's acting weird today. [spots the boxes of mayonnaise] Hey! There's plenty of mayo back here! [hears a strange noise] Huh? Is somebody in there? [looks into the back and spots the Evil Alien Jellyfish Overlord, Jellions, and all of the citizens trapped in pods] Monsters! Huh? Squidward and Mr. Krabs! Patrick too! [spots Harold] And some random guy! Huh? AHH! My spatula! It's just like that movie I watched last night! Those things have captured everyone and put them into creepy pods. [walks out of the freezer nervously walking past Jellion Patrick] Hi, uh, Patrick? I gotta...clean the tables...Patrick. Ha ha...Patrick. [walks out backwards with Jellion Squidward then surprising him].
- Jellion Squidward: Hi SpongeBob! Don't you want this cute little jellyfish? [the Jellion then hisses at SpongeBob].
- SpongeBob: Ha ha...uh, no thanks. [continues walking backwards and bumps into Jellion Mr. Krabs] Ah! Mr. Krabs!
- Jellion Mr. Krabs: You seem tired SpongeBob. Why don't you go home and take a nap. [hisses strangely at SpongeBob].
- Jellion Squidward: [still holding a Jellion] Yes, and you can use this jelly as a pillow.
- SpongeBob: Oh, that's okay. I-I have one at home. Hah... [continues walking backwards until he is scared off by more Jellion Clones until he reaches the door].
- Jellion Squidward and Jellion Mr. Krabs: Sleep well.
- SpongeBob: [continues walking backwards until he bumps into Jellion Harold]
- Jellion Harold: Re-
- SpongeBob: AH! Random guy! [starts running from a bunch of Jellions until he loses them by hiding behind a rock]. What am I going to do? All of my friends taken by those Jelly creatures. I can feel their creepy, rope-like tenticles now! [suddenly is roped and drag into Sandy's tree dome and is locked down].
- Sandy: Alright you rotten jelly clone. What have you done with SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob: I'm no clone Sandy. I am SpongeBob.
- Sandy: Then you won't mind if I run a simple test. [starts tickling him and he starts laughing hysterically] You're SpongeBob alright.
- [Bubble transition to where SpongeBob is free]
- SpongeBob: What are we going to do Sandy?
- Sandy: If only we knew the Jellion's weakness.
- SpongeBob: Well the only thing I know is that they can't stand mayonnaise.
- Sandy: Ew, I don't like mayonnaise neither.
- SpongeBob: [looks suspiciously at Sandy] Oh, so you don't like mayo? Just like a Jellion!
- Sandy: [smacks SpongeBob] Oh, snap out of it SpongeBob! Now if only we had some mayonnaise.
- SpongeBob: There's lot at the Krusty Krab! But we'll never get past THEM! [points to a bunch of Jellion Clones just outside the dome].
- Sandy: Not to worry! [takes out glasses that looks like the Jellion's eyes] We'll be in disguise.
- [They both walk outside the dome whistling as they walk up to a Jellion Clone]
- Sandy: Greetings fellow Clone. I hate mayonnaise.
- SpongeBob: I hate mayonnaise and mustard.
- Jellion Clone: [looks suspiciously at SpongeBob] Hmm...
- [SpongeBob and Sandy both walk off whistling]
- Jellion Clone: I like mustard!
- [They both walk into the Krusty Krab and meet up with Jellion Mr. Krabs]
- Jellion Mr. Krabs: Did you take that nap SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Uh huh! Sure did!
- Sandy: Yep. We're all rested and jelly-fied.
- SpongeBob: [laughs nervously and elbows Sandy accidently knocking off her Jellion glasses] Good one Jellion Sandy.
- Sandy: [laughs nervously]
- Jellion Mr. Krabs: IMPOSTERS!!!
- [All of the Jellion Clones in the Krusty Krab begin hissing and surrounding SpongeBob and Sandy]
- Sandy: SpongeBob! The mayonnaise!
- SpongeBob: [leaps up high and swings over to the condiment stand and grabs a jug of mayonnaise then squirts one at Jellion Mr. Krabs]
- Jellion Mr. Krabs: AH! [the mayonnaise lands on him] Ew...[he then disaggrantes which frees the real Mr. Krabs from his pod].
- Sandy: It worked SpongeBob! Keep going!
- SpongeBob: [squirts Jellion Squidward who tried to attack him with mayonnaise destroying him and freeing Squidward in the process].
- Sandy: SpongeBob! Look out!
- [All of the Jellion Clones begin to close in to which SpongeBob squirts and destroys all of them. SpongeBob and Sandy then head towards the back running past Jellion Patrick]
- SpongeBob: Oh, hi Jellion Patrick!
- Jellion Patrick: Hold the mayonnaise!
- SpongeBob: Doh! Almost forgot! [squirts Jellion Patrick with the mayonnaise causing him to disaggrante and frees Patrick from his pod].
- Patrick: [falls on his neck] Doh! Hey guys! What's shaking? [Squidward points to the Evil Alien Jellyfish Overlord] Oh...
- [SpongeBob and Sandy enter the freezer to confront the Overlord]
- Sandy: Hold it right there you evil blob of slime! You're through 'cause we know your weakness! Show 'em SpongeBob!
- [SpongeBob shows the Overlord the jug of mayonnaise. The Overlord then roars loudly telling the Jellions to attack SpongeBob and Sandy]
- Sandy: Let 'er rip!
- SpongeBob: [starts squirting the Jellions until the jug of mayonnaise starts to act up] Nah! Gasp! Sandy! It's so cold in here the mayonnaise is starting to freeze!
- Sandy: Then hurry and throw it SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Aye, aye! [unscrews the lid of the jug of mayonnaise and hurls it at the Overlord but it freezes and lands on it's head. Then it laughs at SpongeBob's failure] Oh no! This mayonnaise is frozen solid!
- Sandy: [next to a thermostat] Then I'll just turn up the heat! [turns the thermostat from "COLD" to "HOT" causing the mayonnaise to melt on the Overlord's head thus destroying him all of the Jellions].
- SpongeBob and Sandy: Hooray!
- Mr. Krabs: What happened?
- SpongeBob: Well, let me tell ya!
- [A time card that says "Eleven Minutes Later" is shown]
- SpongeBob: And that's why we're covered in goo!
- Mr. Krabs: Thanks for rescuing us SpongeBob. But what are we going to do with all of this green slop?
- Patrick: [tastes the green goo] Mmmm! Freaky Clone Jelly Relish!
- [Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab again]
- Mr. Krabs: Relish Patties! Get your Freaky Clone Jelly Relish Patties! Only 4 bucks extra!
- Patrick: [to Squidward] Uh, I'll have one Relish Patty. Hold the mayo.
- [SpongeBob looks suspiciously at Patrick with the next time card saying "The End?" ending the episode]