This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Best Day Ever short "Pie," which aired on November 2, 2006.
- [SpongeBob and Patrick are making a pie. SpongeBob puts some apples and a Krabby Patty in, Patrick puts some candies, toys and his pants in, Gary puts in a bone]
- SpongeBob: [whistles and then puts the pie on the grill] Ah, pie fried on the grill. Just as nature intended.
- Patrick: [takes the pie] Ahh! [SpongeBob takes the pie and leaves it on the window]
- Squidward: [smells the pie] Mm-mm! [eats it]
- SpongeBob: Squidward, have you seen our pie? The one we spent all morning cooking just for you.
- Squidward: I'm sure it'll turn up. [belches and Patrick's shorts come out in a bubble]
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, we found your shorts!
- Patrick: Hooray!