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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[The camera zooms in on Sandy's treedome. There is a silhouette of Sandy in the tree.]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|''[puts down her blowtorch and her mask]'' Almost done... Could you hand me that wrench, SpongeBob?}}
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{{L|''[The camera zooms in on Sandy's Treedome. There is a silhouette of Sandy in the tree]''}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|Nuh uh uh! Lab partner!}}
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{{L|Sandy|''[Sandy puts down her blowtorch and her mask]'' Almost done... Could you hand me that wrench, SpongeBob?}}
  
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{{L|SpongeBob|Nu uh uh! Lab Partner!}}
  
 
{{L|Sandy|Huh?}}
  
{{L|Sandy|Huh?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You called me SpongeBob. I thought we agreed to address each other by our proper titles.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|You called me SpongeBob. I thought we agreed to address each other by our proper titles.}}
 
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob!}}
  
{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Uh tit tit tit! Lab Partner!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Uh ta ta ta! Lab partner!}}
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{{L|''[Sandy takes the wrench in front of SpongeBob. SpongeBob looks sad]''}}
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{{L|''[Sandy takes the wrench in front of SpongeBob. SpongeBob looks sad.]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|There! It's finished! Now I can hide my nuts back in Texas without leavin' my lab!}}
  
{{L|Sandy|There! It's finished! Now I can hide my nuts back in Texas without leavin' my lab!}}
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{{L|''[She picks up a pile of nuts and puts them in her machine and pulls a lever. The machine rumbles, and a lightbulb blinks. The camera then shows Sandy and SpongeBob watching]''}}
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{{L|''[She picks up a pile of nuts and puts them in her machine and pulls a lever. The machine rumbles, and a lightbulb blinks. The camera then shows Sandy and SpongeBob watching.]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|''[A big blast occurs. The nuts were not in the machine]'' It worked! Hooray! ''[She hugs SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|''[A big blast occurs. The nuts were not in the machine.]'' It worked! Hooray! ''[hugs SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|We did it!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob| ''[hugs Sandy back]'' We did it!}}
 
{{L|''[Then the machine rumbles again, and the nuts appear right next to the machine]''}}
  
{{L|''[Then the machine rumbles again, and the nuts appear right next to the machine]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Aw, nuts!}}
  
{{L|Sandy|Aw, nuts!}}
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{{L|''[The camera zooms on the Chum Bucket, and a shot of Plankton's lab appears. Plankton is seen working on a machine with cloth over it.. He puts down his blowtorch and mask]''}}
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{{L|''[The camera zooms on the Chum Bucket, and a shot of Plankton's lab appears. Plankton is seen working on a machine with cloth over it. He puts down his blowtorch and mask.]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Finally! The day has come!}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Finally! The day has come!}}
 
{{L|Karen|You mean Thursday?}}
  
{{L|Karen|You mean Thursday?}}
 
{{L|Plankton|No! It's the day I steal the Krabby Patty secret formula from Krabs!}}
  
{{L|Plankton|No! It's the day I steal the Krabby Patty secret formula from Krabs!}}
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{{L|Karen|Well, why pretell, is today different from the other days you failed to steal it?}}
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{{L|Karen|And why, pretell, is today different from the other days you failed to steal it?}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[Plankton growls]'' Because today I have completed my greatest invention. Behold! ''[he said as he took the cloth off his machine]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[growls]'' Because today I have completed my greatest invention. Behold! ''[he said as he took the cloth off his machine]''}}
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{{L|Karen|What exactly am I BEHOLDING? A vegetable steamer?}}
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{{L|Karen|What exactly am I beholding? A vegetable steamer?}}
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{{L|Plankton|This is no ordinary vegetable steamer, Karen, my computer wife. It's my latest invention! And isn't she a beauty. Meow. ''[he hugs the steamer]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|This is no ordinary vegetable steamer, Karen, my computer wife. It's my latest invention! And isn't she a beauty. Meow. ''[hugs the steamer]''}}
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{{L|Karen|Oh, brother. ''[she rolled her eyes]''}}
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{{L|Karen|Oh, brother. ''[rolls her eyes]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Sweetie, you're going to help me achieve my defined purpose, aren't you? And steal the Krabby Patty recipe! Muhahahahaha! ''[A ding goes off]'' It's ready! ''[He comes back wearing a pink bath towel. He opens a small door in his steamer. Steam goes everywhere]'' Oh, boy. he says. ''[He sits down]'' Whew! Man, is it hot in here.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Sweetie, you're going to help me achieve my defined purpose, aren't you, yes? And steal the Krabby Patty recipe! Muhahahahaha! ''[A ding goes off]'' It's ready! ''[comes back wearing a pink bath towel and opens a small door in his steamer. Steam goes everywhere.]'' Oh, boy. ''[sits down]'' Whew! Man, is it hot in here?}}
 
{{L|Broccoli|''[A broccoli comes on camera, wearing the same robe]'' Tell me about it.}}
  
{{L|Broccoli|''[A broccoli comes on camera, wearing the same robe]'' Tell me about it.}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[Plankton pulls a switch, and he comes out the steamer in a gaseous form]'' It worked! In this new gaseous form, I will be able to silently squeeze through the cracks of the Krusty Krab. Ehahahahaha!}}
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{{L|Plankton|''[pulls a switch, and he comes out the steamer in a gaseous form]'' It worked! In this new gaseous form, I will be able to silently squeeze through the cracks of the Krusty Krab. ''[evil laugh]''}}
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{{L|''[He bursts out the Chum Bucket, still laughing, and squeezes into the Krusty Krab.. Mr. Krabs is seen, mumbling, "Money, money, money, money!". Plankton goes in Krabs' office]''}}
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{{L|''[He bursts out the Chum Bucket, still laughing, and squeezes into the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is seen, mumbling "Money, money, money, money!". Plankton goes in Krabs' office.]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Hehehehe!}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Hehehehe!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, how much is that- Mr. Krabs gets cut off by Plankton going through his eyes. ''[Krabs sniffs the air]'' Eugh!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, how much is that- Mr. Krabs gets cut off by Plankton going through his eyes. ''[sniffs the air]'' Eugh!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Finally, the moment has come! ''[Krabs gets out an fan and blows Plankton away]'' No, No, No! ''[He gets blown out of the Krusty Krab]'' NNNOOOOO!!! ''[blews toward Sandy's Treedome, and into Sandy's face]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Finally, the moment has come! ''[Mr. Krabs gets out a fan and blows Plankton away]'' No, no, no no no! ''[gets blown out of the Krusty Krab towards Sandy's treedome, and into Sandy's face.]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|''[holding her nose]'' Eugh. ''[picks up her blowtorch and uses it all around]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|''[holds her nose]'' Eugh. ''[picks up her blowtorch and uses it all around]''}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Hey! Cut it out!}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Hey! Cut it out!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton? is that you?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton? is that you?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Of course it's me, moron.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Of course it's me, you moron.}}
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{{L|Sandy|You were able to convert yourself into gaseous form? Facinatin'!}}
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{{L|Sandy|You were able to convert yourself into gaseous form? Fascinatin'!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Huh? Wait!}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Huh? Wait!}}
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{{L|''[Sandy puts him in a jar and puts him in the freezer. Sandy waits, and then takes it out. She shakes Plankton out, and he turns to normal]''}}
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{{L|''[Sandy puts him in a jar and puts him in the freezer. Sandy waits, and then takes it out. She shakes Plankton out, and he turns to normal.]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|I guess I never realized you were such a student of science. Maybe you could help me fix my nut transporter.}}
  
{{L|Sandy|I guess I never realized you were such a student of science. Maybe you could help me fix my nut transporter.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Eh? Did you say transporter? ''[cuts to Plankton looking at the transporter]'' Interesting. ''[climbes in the transporter]'' Hey! Maybe if I combine this device with my own invention, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! I mean, I think I have the right parts in my lab, eh?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Eh? Did you say transporter? ''[cuts to Plankton looking at the transporter]'' Interesting. ''[climbs in the transporter]'' Hey! Maybe if I combine this device with my own invention, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! I mean, I think I have the right parts in my lab, maybe?}}
 
{{L|Sandy|We're in business! ''[cuts to Sandy and Plankton are walking into his lab]'' Say! This is a dandy lab!}}
  
{{L|Sandy|We're in business! ''[cuts to Sandy and Plankton are walking into his lab]'' Say! This is a dandy lab!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Is that good?}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Is that good?}}
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{{L|Sandy; Hahahaha! Does a pig play poker?}}
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{{L|Sandy|Hahahaha! Does a pig play poker?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Um... I guess.}}
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{{L|Plankton|I guess...}}
 
{{L|''[Sandy looks through test tubes]''}}
  
{{L|''[Sandy looks through test tubes]''}}
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{{L|Sandy; I should have visited you before. Why, with you and me being the only two scientists in town.}}
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{{L|Sandy|I should have visited you before. What, with you and me being the only two scientists in town.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Haha, yes.}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Haha, yes.}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob comes in, carrying the transporter]''}}
  
{{L|''[SpongeBob comes in, carrying the transporter]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir. The lab is amazing.}}
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{{L|Sandy|Yes, sir. Your lab is amazing.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Do you really like it?}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Do you really like it?}}
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{{L|Sandy|And how! ''[SpongeBob fells on the floor by the weight of the teleporter]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|And how! ''[SpongeBob falls on the floor by the weight of the teleporter]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Here's your teleporter, lab partner.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Here's your teleporter, lab partner.}}
 
{{L|Sandy|''[picks it up]'' Thanks, SpongeBob!}}
  
{{L|Sandy|''[picks it up]'' Thanks, SpongeBob!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Can you please call me lab partner?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Can you please call me lab partner?}}
 
{{L|Sandy|So where do I hook up my teleporter?}}
  
{{L|Sandy|So where do I hook up my teleporter?}}
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{{L|Plankton|Oh, just plug it into that doohickey over there ''[points to the steamer]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Oh, just plug it into that doohickey over there. ''[points to the steamer]''}}
 
{{L|Karen|Just who are you calling a doohickey?}}
  
{{L|Karen|Just who are you calling a doohickey?}}
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{{L|Sandy|Wowee! Is that a real mark-3 surplus wifeomatic? She is beautiful.}}
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{{L|Sandy|Wowee! Is that a real Mark III Surplus W.I.F.E.omatic? She is beautiful.}}
 
{{L|Karen|Oh, why, thank you.}}
  
{{L|Karen|Oh, why, thank you.}}
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{{L|Plankton|No, not that doohickey. THIS doohickey! Just plug your teleporter into my device, and with our combined power we shall conquer the world!}}
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{{L|Plankton|No, not that doohickey. This doohickey! Just plug your teleporter into my device, and with our combined power we shall conquer the world! ''[breathes heavily]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|Uh huh. Or I could combine your gasifier with my invention and gasify my nuts that transports them to Texas!}}
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{{L|Sandy|Uh-huh. Or I can combine your gasifier with my invention and transform my nuts into a gaseous cloud that transports them back to Texas!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Heh. Yes, that's what I meant.}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Heh. Yes, that's what I meant.}}
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{{L|''[Sandy plugged her machine into the gasifyer and the transporter gleamed light from it]''}}
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{{L|''[Sandy plugs her machine into the gasifyer and the transporter gleamed light from it]''}}
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{{L|Sandy; YES! It's working at last, new lab partner!}}
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{{L|Sandy|YES! It's working at last, new lab partner! ''[Plankton hops up to hi-five Sandy]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I guess you won't be needing me any more. ''[The camera shows SpongeBob's heart cracking. Sandy sees SpongeBob leaving]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I guess you won't be needing me anymore. ''[The camera shows SpongeBob's heart breaking. Sandy sees SpongeBob leaving.]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Yes, that's right. And don't let the door hit you on the way out!}}
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{{L|Plankton|That's right. And don't let the door hit you on the way out!}}
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{{L|Sandy|Hold on! SpongeBob, we need you.}}
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{{L|Sandy|Hold on! You can't go, SpongeBob. We need you.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|What! He'll just get in the way!}}
  
{{L|Plankton|What! He'll just get in the way!}}
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{{L|SpongeBon|Maybe. How can I help? I'm not even a scientist.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Need me? ''[sniffs]'' How could I help? I'm not even a ''[sniffs]'' scientist.}}
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{{L|Sandy|Why, you have the most important job of all! You'll be our test monkey.}}
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{{L|Sandy|Why, you'll have the most important job of all! You'll be our test monkey.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[face lit up]'' Test monkey, ''[cuts to SpongeBob putting on a monkey suit and acts like one]'' Test monkey reporting for duty!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[face lit up]'' Test monkey, ''[cuts to SpongeBob putting on a monkey suit and acting like one]'' Test monkey reporting for duty!}}
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{{L|Plankton|A test monkey? ''[cries]'' I've never had a test monkey before! ''[cries again. hops up on Sandy]'' There is some mad scientist in you after all! Muhahahaha! ''[Sandy joins in laughing]'' Ok, we really have to work on your evil laugh. ''[cuts to Sandy putting a connector in one of SpongeBob's holes]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|A test monkey? ''[cries]'' I... I've never had a test monkey before! ''[cries again. Hops up on Sandy.]'' There is some mad scientist in you after all! Muhahahaha! ''[Sandy joins in laughing]'' Okay, we really have to work on your evil laugh. ''[cuts to Sandy putting a connector in one of SpongeBob's holes]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Ready!}}
  
{{L|Sandy|Ready!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Rodger! ''[pulling a lever]'' Urgh! Just a sec. ''[has difficulty pulling it. as it goes down, SpongeBob's eyes dissapear]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Roger! ''[pulling a lever]'' Urgh! Just a sec. ''[has difficulty pulling it. As it goes down, SpongeBob's eyes disappear.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! Who turned out the lights?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! Who turned out the lights?}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Eugh! We only teleported his eyes!}}
  
{{L|Sandy|Eugh! We only teleported his eyes!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Oh, boy. Try again!}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Oh, boy. Try again!}}
 
{{L|''[cuts to Squidward, flipping patties at the Krusty Krab]''}}
  
{{L|''[cuts to Squidward, flipping patties at the Krusty Krab]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Where is that idiot SpongeBob, leaving me to do all the cooking? This job stinks! ''[sniffs the air]'' Eugh. Literally. ''[looks at SpongeBob's eyeballs, which appeared right next to him; screams and rushes into Mr. Krabs' office]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[knocks off all of Mr. Krabs' money]'' There's something in the kitchen you gotta see! ''[cuts to the lab]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Where is that idiot SpongeBob, leaving me stuck with all the cooking? This job stinks! ''[sniffs the air]'' Eugh. Literally. ''[looks at SpongeBob's eyeballs, which appeared right next to him; screams and rushes into Mr. Krabs' office]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[knocks off all of Mr. Krabs' money]'' You gotta come with me! There's something in the kitchen you gotta see! ''[cuts to the lab]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|Oh, well. ''[SpongeBob walks into a wall]'' Try again. ''[pulls the lever. SpongeBob's eyes dissapear. cuts to Squidward]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|Oh, well. ''[SpongeBob walks into a wall]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Try again. ''[Sandy pulls the lever. SpongeBob's eyes disappear. Cuts to Squidward.]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|See for yourself! ''[Mr. Krabs sniffs the air]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|See for yourself! Huh? ''[Mr. Krabs sniffs the air]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffs the air]'' Eugh! I see. So it was you that befouled me office earlier? ''[cuts to Sandy and Plankton adding 2 more tubes]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffs the air]'' Eugh! I see. So it was you that befouled me office earlier, was it? ''[cuts to Sandy and Plankton adding 2 more tubes]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Just a few more adjustments...}}
  
{{L|Sandy|Just a few more adjustments...}}
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{{L|Plankton|Ok. Let her rip!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Okay. Let her rip!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you think this is a good look for me? Or is it too flashy?}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you think this is a good look for me? Or is it too flashy?}}
 
{{L|Sandy|''[pulls 2 levers]'' Stand clear!}}
  
{{L|Sandy|''[pulls 2 levers]'' Stand clear!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Clear of what? ''[cuts to Squidward mopping the bathroom]''"Something weird is going on around here ''[SpongeBob's mouth appears]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Clear of what? ''[cuts to Squidward mopping the bathroom]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Something weird is going on around here. ''[SpongeBob's mouth appears]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob's mouth|Hi, Squidward.}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob's mouth|Hi, Squidward.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[screams]'' Mr. Krabs! There's a strange sound coming from the restroom! ''[cuts to Sandy]''}}
  
{{L|Squidward|''[screams]'' Mr. Krabs! There's a strange sound coming from the restroom! ''[cuts to Sandy]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Hm. Now only his mouth is missing.}}
  
{{L|Sandy|Hm. Now only his mouth is missing.}}
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{{L|Plankton|Shut it down. ''[Sandy pulls a lever, and SpongeBob's mouth disappears. ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs going in]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Shut it down. ''[Sandy pulls a lever, and SpongeBob's mouth disappears. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs going in.]''}}
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{{L|Mr.Krabs|Ugh! For crying out loud, Squidward, what the heck is wrong with you? ''[cuts to SpongeBob having many tubes on him]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ugh! For crying out loud, Squidward, what the heck is wrong with you? ''[cuts to SpongeBob having many tubes on him]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Test 3! ''[pulls the lever. cuts to Squidward]''}}
  
{{L|Sandy|Test 3! ''[pulls the lever. cuts to Squidward]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|I cannot believe I have to deliver all this junk food myself. ''[slips on a Krabby Patty and falls]'' What the- ''[SpongeBob's legs and arms appear, and gives Squidward the orders]'' Oh, thank you. ''[SpongeBob's hand shows three first fingers meaning with pleasure. Goes to Mr. Krabs, who hears the yelling and turns up his radio. cuts to SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|I cannot believe I have to deliver all this junk food myself. ''[slips on a Krabby Patty and falls]'' What the- ''[SpongeBob's legs and arms appear, and gives Squidward the orders]'' Oh, thank you. ''[SpongeBob's hand shows three first fingers meaning with pleasure. Goes to Mr. Krabs, who hears the yelling and turns up his radio. Cuts to SpongeBob.]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, no hands! Or feet. ''[laughs]''}}
  
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, no hands! Or feet. ''[laughs]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|Well, we're getting closer. ''[Sandy and Plankton puts goggles filled with many, many tubes on SpongeBob]'' Goggles!}}
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{{L|Sandy|Well, we're getting closer. ''[she and Plankton put goggles filled with many, many tubes on SpongeBob]'' Goggles!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Shall we activate it together?}}
  
{{L|Plankton|Shall we activate it together?}}
 
{{L|Sandy|Why, sure enough! Three!}}
  
{{L|Sandy|Why, sure enough! Three!}}
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{{L|Sandy|One!}}
  
{{L|Sandy|One!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[jumps on the button]'' Fire! ''[Sandy presses it with her hand, squashing Plankton]'' Ow. ''[cuts to SpongeBob's whole body appears on Squidward's head]''}}
  
{{L|Plankton|''[jumps on the button]'' Fire! ''[Sandy presses it with her hand, squashing Plankton]'' Ow. ''[cuts to SpongeBob's whole body appears on Squidward's head]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, I gotta go to the bathroom. ''[disappeares. Mr. Krabs walks by]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, I gotta go to the bathroom. ''[disappears. Mr. Krabs walks by.]''}}
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{{L|Mr.Krabs|Ooh. Neptune's trousers, Squidward! Maybe you should just lay off the broccoli for a while. ''[cuts to SpongeBob back in the lab]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh. Neptune's trousers, Squidward! Maybe you should just lay off the broccoli for a while. ''[cuts to SpongeBob back in the lab]''}}
 
{{L|Sandy|''[picks up SpongeBob]'' It worked! We transported his whole body this time!}}
  
{{L|Sandy|''[picks up SpongeBob]'' It worked! We transported his whole body this time!}}
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{{L|Plankton|Yes! My plan worked! And now I have no further use for you two goody goodies! ''[presses a button, trapping Sandy and SpongeBob]'' Using your technology, I can teleport myself directly to the Krusty Krab and the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! Muhahahaha! ''[teleports himself]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Yes! My plan worked! And now I have no further use for you two goody goodies! ''[presses a button, trapping Sandy and SpongeBob]'' Using your technology, I shall teleport myself directly to the Krusty Krab and the Krabby Patty formula ''[singing in high voice]'' will be mine! ''[laughs evilly and he teleports himself]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[in sorrow]'' Oh no! Plankton has finally won! And we, we helped him.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[in sorrow]'' Oh, no! Plankton has finally won! And we, we helped him.}}
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{{L|Sandy|Not exactly, Lab Partner. ''[presses a button and the trap rose. she then presses another button and the Krabby Patty formula appeared]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|Not exactly... lab partner. ''[presses a button and the trap rose. she then presses another button and the Krabby Patty formula appears.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks it up]'' The Krabby Patty formula! But if that's here, then where's Plankton? ''[cuts to Plankton]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks it up]'' The Krabby Patty formula! But if that's here, where's Plankton? ''[cuts to Plankton]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Fools! I played them like a 32 bit synthesizer! Muhahaha! Now where's that formula? ''[He looks around and his flashlight goes off]'' The formula is gone? ''[yells. cuts to Mr. Krabs]''}}
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{{L|Plankton|Fools! I played them like a 32-bit synthesizer! ''[evil laugh]'' Now where is that formula? ''[He looks around and his flashlight goes off]'' The formula is gone? ''[yells]'' No! ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did you hear something?}}
  
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did you hear something?}}
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{{L|Squidward|I KNOW I HEAR SOMETHING, WHAT CALL APPALLING IN HERE! ''[cuts to Sandy]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|''[mopping]'' Don't hear a thing, but something stinks. ''[cut back to Sandy]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan the whole time. So I just adjusted the controls to where he can't do any harm. Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas! ''[episode ends with Sandy doing an evil scientist laugh]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan the whole time. So I just adjusted the controls to put Plankton where he can't do any harm. Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas! ''[episode ends with Sandy laughing evilly]''}}
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[[Category:Transcripts]]

Latest revision as of 22:29, 31 January 2024

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Perfect Chemistry" from season 7, which aired on February 26, 2011.

  • [The camera zooms in on Sandy's treedome. There is a silhouette of Sandy in the tree.]
  • Sandy: [puts down her blowtorch and her mask] Almost done... Could you hand me that wrench, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: Nuh uh uh! Lab partner!
  • Sandy: Huh?
  • SpongeBob: You called me SpongeBob. I thought we agreed to address each other by our proper titles.
  • Sandy: SpongeBob!
  • SpongeBob: Uh ta ta ta! Lab partner!
  • [Sandy takes the wrench in front of SpongeBob. SpongeBob looks sad.]
  • Sandy: There! It's finished! Now I can hide my nuts back in Texas without leavin' my lab!
  • [She picks up a pile of nuts and puts them in her machine and pulls a lever. The machine rumbles, and a lightbulb blinks. The camera then shows Sandy and SpongeBob watching.]
  • Sandy: [A big blast occurs. The nuts were not in the machine.] It worked! Hooray! [hugs SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: [hugs Sandy back] We did it!
  • [Then the machine rumbles again, and the nuts appear right next to the machine]
  • Sandy: Aw, nuts!
  • [The camera zooms on the Chum Bucket, and a shot of Plankton's lab appears. Plankton is seen working on a machine with cloth over it. He puts down his blowtorch and mask.]
  • Plankton: Finally! The day has come!
  • Karen: You mean Thursday?
  • Plankton: No! It's the day I steal the Krabby Patty secret formula from Krabs!
  • Karen: And why, pretell, is today different from the other days you failed to steal it?
  • Plankton: [growls] Because today I have completed my greatest invention. Behold! [he said as he took the cloth off his machine]
  • Karen: What exactly am I beholding? A vegetable steamer?
  • Plankton: This is no ordinary vegetable steamer, Karen, my computer wife. It's my latest invention! And isn't she a beauty. Meow. [hugs the steamer]
  • Karen: Oh, brother. [rolls her eyes]
  • Plankton: Sweetie, you're going to help me achieve my defined purpose, aren't you, yes? And steal the Krabby Patty recipe! Muhahahahaha! [A ding goes off] It's ready! [comes back wearing a pink bath towel and opens a small door in his steamer. Steam goes everywhere.] Oh, boy. [sits down] Whew! Man, is it hot in here?
  • Broccoli: [A broccoli comes on camera, wearing the same robe] Tell me about it.
  • Plankton: [pulls a switch, and he comes out the steamer in a gaseous form] It worked! In this new gaseous form, I will be able to silently squeeze through the cracks of the Krusty Krab. [evil laugh]
  • [He bursts out the Chum Bucket, still laughing, and squeezes into the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is seen, mumbling "Money, money, money, money!". Plankton goes in Krabs' office.]
  • Plankton: Hehehehe!
  • Mr. Krabs: Now, how much is that- Mr. Krabs gets cut off by Plankton going through his eyes. [sniffs the air] Eugh!
  • Plankton: Finally, the moment has come! [Mr. Krabs gets out a fan and blows Plankton away] No, no, no no no! [gets blown out of the Krusty Krab towards Sandy's treedome, and into Sandy's face.]
  • Sandy: [holds her nose] Eugh. [picks up her blowtorch and uses it all around]
  • Plankton: Hey! Cut it out!
  • SpongeBob: Plankton? is that you?
  • Plankton: Of course it's me, you moron.
  • Sandy: You were able to convert yourself into gaseous form? Fascinatin'!
  • Plankton: Huh? Wait!
  • [Sandy puts him in a jar and puts him in the freezer. Sandy waits, and then takes it out. She shakes Plankton out, and he turns to normal.]
  • Sandy: I guess I never realized you were such a student of science. Maybe you could help me fix my nut transporter.
  • Plankton: Eh? Did you say transporter? [cuts to Plankton looking at the transporter] Interesting. [climbs in the transporter] Hey! Maybe if I combine this device with my own invention, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! I mean, I think I have the right parts in my lab, maybe?
  • Sandy: We're in business! [cuts to Sandy and Plankton are walking into his lab] Say! This is a dandy lab!
  • Plankton: Is that good?
  • Sandy: Hahahaha! Does a pig play poker?
  • Plankton: I guess...
  • [Sandy looks through test tubes]
  • Sandy: I should have visited you before. What, with you and me being the only two scientists in town.
  • Plankton: Haha, yes.
  • [SpongeBob comes in, carrying the transporter]
  • Sandy: Yes, sir. Your lab is amazing.
  • Plankton: Do you really like it?
  • Sandy: And how! [SpongeBob falls on the floor by the weight of the teleporter]
  • SpongeBob: Here's your teleporter, lab partner.
  • Sandy: [picks it up] Thanks, SpongeBob!
  • SpongeBob: Can you please call me lab partner?
  • Sandy: So where do I hook up my teleporter?
  • Plankton: Oh, just plug it into that doohickey over there. [points to the steamer]
  • Karen: Just who are you calling a doohickey?
  • Sandy: Wowee! Is that a real Mark III Surplus W.I.F.E.omatic? She is beautiful.
  • Karen: Oh, why, thank you.
  • Plankton: No, not that doohickey. This doohickey! Just plug your teleporter into my device, and with our combined power we shall conquer the world! [breathes heavily]
  • Sandy: Uh-huh. Or I can combine your gasifier with my invention and transform my nuts into a gaseous cloud that transports them back to Texas!
  • Plankton: Heh. Yes, that's what I meant.
  • [Sandy plugs her machine into the gasifyer and the transporter gleamed light from it]
  • Sandy: YES! It's working at last, new lab partner! [Plankton hops up to hi-five Sandy]
  • SpongeBob: Oh, I guess you won't be needing me anymore. [The camera shows SpongeBob's heart breaking. Sandy sees SpongeBob leaving.]
  • Plankton: That's right. And don't let the door hit you on the way out!
  • Sandy: Hold on! You can't go, SpongeBob. We need you.
  • Plankton: What! He'll just get in the way!
  • SpongeBob: Need me? [sniffs] How could I help? I'm not even a [sniffs] scientist.
  • Sandy: Why, you'll have the most important job of all! You'll be our test monkey.
  • SpongeBob: [face lit up] Test monkey, [cuts to SpongeBob putting on a monkey suit and acting like one] Test monkey reporting for duty!
  • Plankton: A test monkey? [cries] I... I've never had a test monkey before! [cries again. Hops up on Sandy.] There is some mad scientist in you after all! Muhahahaha! [Sandy joins in laughing] Okay, we really have to work on your evil laugh. [cuts to Sandy putting a connector in one of SpongeBob's holes]
  • Sandy: Ready!
  • Plankton: Roger! [pulling a lever] Urgh! Just a sec. [has difficulty pulling it. As it goes down, SpongeBob's eyes disappear.]
  • SpongeBob: Hey! Who turned out the lights?
  • Sandy: Eugh! We only teleported his eyes!
  • Plankton: Oh, boy. Try again!
  • [cuts to Squidward, flipping patties at the Krusty Krab]
  • Squidward: Where is that idiot SpongeBob, leaving me stuck with all the cooking? This job stinks! [sniffs the air] Eugh. Literally. [looks at SpongeBob's eyeballs, which appeared right next to him; screams and rushes into Mr. Krabs' office] Mr. Krabs! [knocks off all of Mr. Krabs' money] You gotta come with me! There's something in the kitchen you gotta see! [cuts to the lab]
  • Sandy: Oh, well. [SpongeBob walks into a wall]
  • Plankton: Try again. [Sandy pulls the lever. SpongeBob's eyes disappear. Cuts to Squidward.]
  • Squidward: See for yourself! Huh? [Mr. Krabs sniffs the air]
  • Mr. Krabs: [sniffs the air] Eugh! I see. So it was you that befouled me office earlier, was it? [cuts to Sandy and Plankton adding 2 more tubes]
  • Sandy: Just a few more adjustments...
  • Plankton: Okay. Let her rip!
  • SpongeBob: Do you think this is a good look for me? Or is it too flashy?
  • Sandy: [pulls 2 levers] Stand clear!
  • SpongeBob: Clear of what? [cuts to Squidward mopping the bathroom]
  • Squidward: Something weird is going on around here. [SpongeBob's mouth appears]
  • SpongeBob's mouth: Hi, Squidward.
  • Squidward: [screams] Mr. Krabs! There's a strange sound coming from the restroom! [cuts to Sandy]
  • Sandy: Hm. Now only his mouth is missing.
  • Plankton: Shut it down. [Sandy pulls a lever, and SpongeBob's mouth disappears. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs going in.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Ugh! For crying out loud, Squidward, what the heck is wrong with you? [cuts to SpongeBob having many tubes on him]
  • Sandy: Test 3! [pulls the lever. cuts to Squidward]
  • Squidward: I cannot believe I have to deliver all this junk food myself. [slips on a Krabby Patty and falls] What the- [SpongeBob's legs and arms appear, and gives Squidward the orders] Oh, thank you. [SpongeBob's hand shows three first fingers meaning with pleasure. Goes to Mr. Krabs, who hears the yelling and turns up his radio. Cuts to SpongeBob.]
  • SpongeBob: Look, no hands! Or feet. [laughs]
  • Sandy: Well, we're getting closer. [she and Plankton put goggles filled with many, many tubes on SpongeBob] Goggles!
  • Plankton: Shall we activate it together?
  • Sandy: Why, sure enough! Three!
  • Plankton: Two!
  • Sandy: One!
  • Plankton: [jumps on the button] Fire! [Sandy presses it with her hand, squashing Plankton] Ow. [cuts to SpongeBob's whole body appears on Squidward's head]
  • SpongeBob: Ooh, I gotta go to the bathroom. [disappears. Mr. Krabs walks by.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh. Neptune's trousers, Squidward! Maybe you should just lay off the broccoli for a while. [cuts to SpongeBob back in the lab]
  • Sandy: [picks up SpongeBob] It worked! We transported his whole body this time!
  • Plankton: Yes! My plan worked! And now I have no further use for you two goody goodies! [presses a button, trapping Sandy and SpongeBob] Using your technology, I shall teleport myself directly to the Krusty Krab and the Krabby Patty formula [singing in high voice] will be mine! [laughs evilly and he teleports himself]
  • SpongeBob: [in sorrow] Oh, no! Plankton has finally won! And we, we helped him.
  • Sandy: Not exactly... lab partner. [presses a button and the trap rose. she then presses another button and the Krabby Patty formula appears.]
  • SpongeBob: [picks it up] The Krabby Patty formula! But if that's here, where's Plankton? [cuts to Plankton]
  • Plankton: Fools! I played them like a 32-bit synthesizer! [evil laugh] Now where is that formula? [He looks around and his flashlight goes off] The formula is gone? [yells] No! [cuts to Mr. Krabs]
  • Mr. Krabs: Did you hear something?
  • Squidward: [mopping] Don't hear a thing, but something stinks. [cut back to Sandy]
  • Sandy: Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan the whole time. So I just adjusted the controls to put Plankton where he can't do any harm. Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas! [episode ends with Sandy laughing evilly]
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