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[The camera zooms in on Sandy's Treedome. There is a silhouette of Sandy in the tree]
Sandy: [Sandy puts down her blowtorch and her mask] Almost done... Could you hand me that wrench, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Nu uh uh! Lab Partner!
Sandy: Huh?
SpongeBob: You called me SpongeBob. I thought we agreed to address each other by our proper titles.
Sandy: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Uh tit tit tit! Lab Partner!
[Sandy takes the wrench in front of SpongeBob. SpongeBob looks sad]
Sandy: There! It's finished! Now I can hide my nuts back in Texas without leavin' my lab!
[She picks up a pile of nuts and puts them in her machine and pulls a lever. The machine rumbles, and a lightbulb blinks. The camera then shows Sandy and SpongeBob watching]
Sandy: [A big blast occurs. The nuts were not in the machine] It worked! Hooray! [She hugs SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: We did it!
[Then the machine rumbles again, and the nuts appear right next to the machine]
Sandy: Aw, nuts!
[The camera zooms on the Chum Bucket, and a shot of Plankton's lab appears. Plankton is seen working on a machine with cloth over it.. He puts down his blowtorch and mask]
Plankton: Finally! The day has come!
Karen: You mean Thursday?
Plankton: No! It's the day I steal the Krabby Patty secret formula from Krabs!
Karen: Well, why pretell, is today different from the other days you failed to steal it?
Plankton: [Plankton growls] Because today I have completed my greatest invention. Behold! [he said as he took the cloth off his machine]
Karen: What exactly am I BEHOLDING? A vegetable steamer?
Plankton: This is no ordinary vegetable steamer, Karen, my computer wife. It's my latest invention! And isn't she a beauty. Meow. [he hugs the steamer]
Karen: Oh, brother. [she rolled her eyes]
Plankton: Sweetie, you're going to help me achieve my defined purpose, aren't you? And steal the Krabby Patty recipe! Muhahahahaha! [A ding goes off] It's ready! [He comes back wearing a pink bath towel. He opens a small door in his steamer. Steam goes everywhere] Oh, boy. he says. [He sits down] Whew! Man, is it hot in here.
Broccoli: [A broccoli comes on camera, wearing the same robe] Tell me about it.
Plankton: [Plankton pulls a switch, and he comes out the steamer in a gaseous form] It worked! In this new gaseous form, I will be able to silently squeeze through the cracks of the Krusty Krab. Ehahahahaha!
[He bursts out the Chum Bucket, still laughing, and squeezes into the Krusty Krab.. Mr. Krabs is seen, mumbling, "Money, money, money, money!". Plankton goes in Krabs' office]
Plankton: Hehehehe!
Mr. Krabs: Now, how much is that- Mr. Krabs gets cut off by Plankton going through his eyes. [Krabs sniffs the air] Eugh!
Plankton: Finally, the moment has come! [Krabs gets out an fan and blows Plankton away] No, No, No! [He gets blown out of the Krusty Krab] NNNOOOOO!!! [blews toward Sandy's Treedome, and into Sandy's face]
Sandy: [holding her nose] Eugh. [picks up her blowtorch and uses it all around]
Plankton: Hey! Cut it out!
SpongeBob: Plankton? is that you?
Plankton: Of course it's me, moron.
Sandy: You were able to convert yourself into gaseous form? Facinatin'!
Plankton: Huh? Wait!
[Sandy puts him in a jar and puts him in the freezer. Sandy waits, and then takes it out. She shakes Plankton out, and he turns to normal]
Sandy: I guess I never realized you were such a student of science. Maybe you could help me fix my nut transporter.
Plankton: Eh? Did you say transporter? [cuts to Plankton looking at the transporter] Interesting. [climbes in the transporter] Hey! Maybe if I combine this device with my own invention, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! I mean, I think I have the right parts in my lab, eh?
Sandy: We're in business! [cuts to Sandy and Plankton are walking into his lab] Say! This is a dandy lab!
Plankton: Is that good?
Sandy; Hahahaha! Does a pig play poker?
Plankton: Um... I guess.
[Sandy looks through test tubes]
Sandy; I should have visited you before. Why, with you and me being the only two scientists in town.
Plankton: Haha, yes.
[SpongeBob comes in, carrying the transporter]
SpongeBob: Yes, sir. The lab is amazing.
Plankton: Do you really like it?
Sandy: And how! [SpongeBob fells on the floor by the weight of the teleporter]
SpongeBob: Here's your teleporter, lab partner.
Sandy: [picks it up] Thanks, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Can you please call me lab partner?
Sandy: So where do I hook up my teleporter?
Plankton: Oh, just plug it into that doohickey over there [points to the steamer]
Karen: Just who are you calling a doohickey?
Sandy: Wowee! Is that a real mark-3 surplus wifeomatic? She is beautiful.
Karen: Oh, why, thank you.
Plankton: No, not that doohickey. THIS doohickey! Just plug your teleporter into my device, and with our combined power we shall conquer the world!
Sandy: Uh huh. Or I could combine your gasifier with my invention and gasify my nuts that transports them to Texas!
Plankton: Heh. Yes, that's what I meant.
[Sandy plugged her machine into the gasifyer and the transporter gleamed light from it]
Sandy; YES! It's working at last, new lab partner!
SpongeBob: Oh, I guess you won't be needing me any more. [The camera shows SpongeBob's heart cracking. Sandy sees SpongeBob leaving]
Plankton: Yes, that's right. And don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Sandy: Hold on! SpongeBob, we need you.
Plankton: What! He'll just get in the way!
SpongeBon: Maybe. How can I help? I'm not even a scientist.
Sandy: Why, you have the most important job of all! You'll be our test monkey.
SpongeBob: [face lit up] Test monkey, [cuts to SpongeBob putting on a monkey suit and acts like one] Test monkey reporting for duty!
Plankton: A test monkey? [cries] I've never had a test monkey before! [cries again. hops up on Sandy] There is some mad scientist in you after all! Muhahahaha! [Sandy joins in laughing] Ok, we really have to work on your evil laugh. [cuts to Sandy putting a connector in one of SpongeBob's holes]
Sandy: Ready!
Plankton: Rodger! [pulling a lever] Urgh! Just a sec. [has difficulty pulling it. as it goes down, SpongeBob's eyes dissapear]
SpongeBob: Hey! Who turned out the lights?
Sandy: Eugh! We only teleported his eyes!
Plankton: Oh, boy. Try again!
[cuts to Squidward, flipping patties at the Krusty Krab]
Squidward: Where is that idiot SpongeBob, leaving me to do all the cooking? This job stinks! [sniffs the air] Eugh. Literally. [looks at SpongeBob's eyeballs, which appeared right next to him; screams and rushes into Mr. Krabs' office] Mr. Krabs! [knocks off all of Mr. Krabs' money] There's something in the kitchen you gotta see! [cuts to the lab]
Sandy: Oh, well. [SpongeBob walks into a wall] Try again. [pulls the lever. SpongeBob's eyes dissapear. cuts to Squidward]
Squidward: See for yourself! [Mr. Krabs sniffs the air]
Mr. Krabs: [sniffs the air] Eugh! I see. So it was you that befouled me office earlier? [cuts to Sandy and Plankton adding 2 more tubes]
Sandy: Just a few more adjustments...
Plankton: Ok. Let her rip!
SpongeBob: Do you think this is a good look for me? Or is it too flashy?
Sandy: [pulls 2 levers] Stand clear!
SpongeBob: Clear of what? [cuts to Squidward mopping the bathroom]"Something weird is going on around here [SpongeBob's mouth appears]
SpongeBob's mouth: Hi, Squidward.
Squidward: [screams] Mr. Krabs! There's a strange sound coming from the restroom! [cuts to Sandy]
Sandy: Hm. Now only his mouth is missing.
Plankton: Shut it down. [Sandy pulls a lever, and SpongeBob's mouth disappears. [cuts to Mr. Krabs going in]
Mr.Krabs: Ugh! For crying out loud, Squidward, what the heck is wrong with you? [cuts to SpongeBob having many tubes on him]
Sandy: Test 3! [pulls the lever. cuts to Squidward]
Squidward: I cannot believe I have to deliver all this junk food myself. [slips on a Krabby Patty and falls] What the- [SpongeBob's legs and arms appear, and gives Squidward the orders] Oh, thank you. [SpongeBob's hand shows three first fingers meaning with pleasure. Goes to Mr. Krabs, who hears the yelling and turns up his radio. cuts to SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Look, no hands! Or feet. [laughs]
Sandy: Well, we're getting closer. [Sandy and Plankton puts goggles filled with many, many tubes on SpongeBob] Goggles!
Plankton: Shall we activate it together?
Sandy: Why, sure enough! Three!
Plankton: Two!
Sandy: One!
Plankton: [jumps on the button] Fire! [Sandy presses it with her hand, squashing Plankton] Ow. [cuts to SpongeBob's whole body appears on Squidward's head]
SpongeBob: Ooh, I gotta go to the bathroom. [disappeares. Mr. Krabs walks by]
Mr.Krabs: Ooh. Neptune's trousers, Squidward! Maybe you should just lay off the broccoli for a while. [cuts to SpongeBob back in the lab]
Sandy: [picks up SpongeBob] It worked! We transported his whole body this time!
Plankton: Yes! My plan worked! And now I have no further use for you two goody goodies! [presses a button, trapping Sandy and SpongeBob] Using your technology, I can teleport myself directly to the Krusty Krab and the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! Muhahahaha! [teleports himself]
SpongeBob: [in sorrow] Oh no! Plankton has finally won! And we, we helped him.
Sandy: Not exactly, Lab Partner. [presses a button and the trap rose. she then presses another button and the Krabby Patty formula appeared]
SpongeBob: [picks it up] The Krabby Patty formula! But if that's here, then where's Plankton? [cuts to Plankton]
Plankton: Fools! I played them like a 32 bit synthesizer! Muhahaha! Now where's that formula? [He looks around and his flashlight goes off] The formula is gone? [yells. cuts to Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: Did you hear something?
Squidward: I KNOW I HEAR SOMETHING, WHAT CALL APPALLING IN HERE! [cuts to Sandy]
Sandy: Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan the whole time. So I just adjusted the controls to where he can't do any harm. Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas! [episode ends with Sandy doing an evil scientist laugh]

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+{{L|''[The camera zooms in on Sandy's Treedome. There is a silhouette of Sandy in the tree]''}}
-|prev = Big Sister Sam
+{{L|Sandy|''[Sandy puts down her blowtorch and her mask]'' Almost done... Could you hand me that wrench, SpongeBob?}}
-|title = Perfect Chemistry
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nu uh uh! Lab Partner!}}
-|next = Accidents Will Happen
+{{L|Sandy|Huh?}}
-|titlecard = 152b Episodenkarte-Perfect Chemistry.jpg
+{{L|SpongeBob|You called me SpongeBob. I thought we agreed to address each other by our proper titles.}}
-|season = 7
+{{L|Sandy|SpongeBob!}}
-|episode = 152b
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh tit tit tit! Lab Partner!}}
-|airdate = [[February 26]], [[2011]]
+{{L|''[Sandy takes the wrench in front of SpongeBob. SpongeBob looks sad]''}}
-|seasonname = seven
+{{L|Sandy|There! It's finished! Now I can hide my nuts back in Texas without leavin' my lab!}}
-}}
+{{L|''[She picks up a pile of nuts and puts them in her machine and pulls a lever. The machine rumbles, and a lightbulb blinks. The camera then shows Sandy and SpongeBob watching]''}}
-(The camera zooms in on Sandy's Treedome. There is a sillouette of Sandy in the tree.)
+{{L|Sandy|''[A big blast occurs. The nuts were not in the machine]'' It worked! Hooray! ''[She hugs SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|We did it!}}
-(Sandy puts down her blowtorch and her mask.) "Almost done... Could you hand me that wrench, Spongebob?" she says.
+{{L|''[Then the machine rumbles again, and the nuts appear right next to the machine]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Aw, nuts!}}
-"Nu uh uh! Lab Partner!" says Spongebob.
+{{L|''[The camera zooms on the Chum Bucket, and a shot of Plankton's lab appears. Plankton is seen working on a machine with cloth over it.. He puts down his blowtorch and mask]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Finally! The day has come!}}
-"Huh?" Sandy replies.
+{{L|Karen|You mean Thursday?}}
+{{L|Plankton|No! It's the day I steal the Krabby Patty secret formula from Krabs!}}
-"You called me Spongebob. I thought we agreed to address each other by our proper titles." says Spongebob.
+{{L|Karen|Well, why pretell, is today different from the other days you failed to steal it?}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[Plankton growls]'' Because today I have completed my greatest invention. Behold! ''[he said as he took the cloth off his machine]''}}
-"SPONGEBOB!" Sandy yells.
+{{L|Karen|What exactly am I BEHOLDING? A vegetable steamer?}}
+{{L|Plankton|This is no ordinary vegetable steamer, Karen, my computer wife. It's my latest invention! And isn't she a beauty. Meow. ''[he hugs the steamer]''}}
-"Uh tit tit tit! Lab Partner!" Spongebob says quickly.
+{{L|Karen|Oh, brother. ''[she rolled her eyes]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Sweetie, you're going to help me achieve my defined purpose, aren't you? And steal the Krabby Patty recipe! Muhahahahaha! ''[A ding goes off]'' It's ready! ''[He comes back wearing a pink bath towel. He opens a small door in his steamer. Steam goes everywhere]'' Oh, boy. he says. ''[He sits down]'' Whew! Man, is it hot in here.}}
-(Sandy takes the wrench in front of Spongebob. Spongebob looks sad.)
+{{L|Broccoli|''[A broccoli comes on camera, wearing the same robe]'' Tell me about it.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[Plankton pulls a switch, and he comes out the steamer in a gaseous form]'' It worked! In this new gaseous form, I will be able to silently squeeze through the cracks of the Krusty Krab. Ehahahahaha!}}
-"There! It's finished! Now I can hide my nuts back in Texas without leavin' my lab!" Sandy exclaimed.
+{{L|''[He bursts out the Chum Bucket, still laughing, and squeezes into the Krusty Krab.. Mr. Krabs is seen, mumbling, "Money, money, money, money!". Plankton goes in Krabs' office]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Hehehehe!}}
-(She picks up a pile of nuts and puts them in her machine and pulls a lever. The machine rumbles, and a lightbulb blinks. The camera then shows Sandy and Spongebob watching.)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, how much is that- Mr. Krabs gets cut off by Plankton going through his eyes. ''[Krabs sniffs the air]'' Eugh!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Finally, the moment has come! ''[Krabs gets out an fan and blows Plankton away]'' No, No, No! ''[He gets blown out of the Krusty Krab]'' NNNOOOOO!!! ''[blews toward Sandy's Treedome, and into Sandy's face]''}}
-(A big blast occurs. The nuts were not in the machine.) "It worked! Hooray!" Sandy said as she hugged Spongebob. "We did it!" said Spongebob.
+{{L|Sandy|''[holding her nose]'' Eugh. ''[picks up her blowtorch and uses it all around]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Hey! Cut it out!}}
-(Then the machine rumbles again, and the nuts appear right next to the machine.)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Plankton? is that you?}}
+{{L|Plankton|Of course it's me, moron.}}
-"Aw, nuts." said Sandy.
+{{L|Sandy|You were able to convert yourself into gaseous form? Facinatin'!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Huh? Wait!}}
-(The camera zooms on the Chum Bucket, and a shot of Plankton's lab appears. Plankton is seen working on a machine with cloth over it.)
+{{L|''[Sandy puts him in a jar and puts him in the freezer. Sandy waits, and then takes it out. She shakes Plankton out, and he turns to normal]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|I guess I never realized you were such a student of science. Maybe you could help me fix my nut transporter.}}
-(He puts down his blowtorch and mask.)
+{{L|Plankton|Eh? Did you say transporter? ''[cuts to Plankton looking at the transporter]'' Interesting. ''[climbes in the transporter]'' Hey! Maybe if I combine this device with my own invention, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! I mean, I think I have the right parts in my lab, eh?}}
+{{L|Sandy|We're in business! ''[cuts to Sandy and Plankton are walking into his lab]'' Say! This is a dandy lab!}}
-"Finally! The day has come!" exclaimed Plankton.
+{{L|Plankton|Is that good?}}
+{{L|Sandy; Hahahaha! Does a pig play poker?}}
-"You mean Thursday?" said Karen.
+{{L|Plankton|Um... I guess.}}
+{{L|''[Sandy looks through test tubes]''}}
-"No." Plankton said angrily. "It's the day I steal the Krabby Patty secret formula from Krabs!"
+{{L|Sandy; I should have visited you before. Why, with you and me being the only two scientists in town.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Haha, yes.}}
-"Well, why pretell, is today different from the other days you failed to steal it?" said Karen.
+{{L|''[SpongeBob comes in, carrying the transporter]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir. The lab is amazing.}}
-(Plankton growls.) "Because today I have completed my greatest invention. Behold!" he said as he took the cloth off his machine.
+{{L|Plankton|Do you really like it?}}
+{{L|Sandy|And how! ''[SpongeBob fells on the floor by the weight of the teleporter]''}}
-"What exactly am I BEHOLDING? A vegetable steamer?" Karen questions.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Here's your teleporter, lab partner.}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[picks it up]'' Thanks, SpongeBob!}}
-"This is no ordinary vegetable steamer, Karen, my computer wife. It's my latest invention! And isn't she a beauty. Meow." he said as he hugged the steamer.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Can you please call me lab partner?}}
+{{L|Sandy|So where do I hook up my teleporter?}}
-"Oh, brother." said Karen as she rolled her eyes.
+{{L|Plankton|Oh, just plug it into that doohickey over there ''[points to the steamer]''}}
+{{L|Karen|Just who are you calling a doohickey?}}
-"Sweetie, you're going to help me achieve my defined purpose, aren't you? And steal the Krabby Patty recipe! Muhahahahaha!" said Plankton greedily.
+{{L|Sandy|Wowee! Is that a real mark-3 surplus wifeomatic? She is beautiful.}}
+{{L|Karen|Oh, why, thank you.}}
-(A ding goes off.) "It's ready!" Plankton says as he runs. (He comes back wearing a pink bath towel.)
+{{L|Plankton|No, not that doohickey. THIS doohickey! Just plug your teleporter into my device, and with our combined power we shall conquer the world!}}
+{{L|Sandy|Uh huh. Or I could combine your gasifier with my invention and gasify my nuts that transports them to Texas!}}
-(He opens a small door in his steamer. Steam goes everywhere.) "Oh, boy." he says.
+{{L|Plankton|Heh. Yes, that's what I meant.}}
+{{L|''[Sandy plugged her machine into the gasifyer and the transporter gleamed light from it]''}}
-(He sits down.) "Whew! Man, is it hot in here." says Plankton, sweating.
+{{L|Sandy; YES! It's working at last, new lab partner!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I guess you won't be needing me any more. ''[The camera shows SpongeBob's heart cracking. Sandy sees SpongeBob leaving]''}}
-(A broccoli comes on camera, wearing the same robe.) "Tell me about it." said the broccoli.
+{{L|Plankton|Yes, that's right. And don't let the door hit you on the way out!}}
+{{L|Sandy|Hold on! SpongeBob, we need you.}}
-(Plankton pulls a switch, and he comes out the steamer in a gaseous form.) "It worked! In this new gaseous form, I will be able to silently squeeze through the cracks of the Krusty Krab. Ehahahahaha!" he said.
+{{L|Plankton|What! He'll just get in the way!}}
+{{L|SpongeBon|Maybe. How can I help? I'm not even a scientist.}}
-(He bursts out the Chum Bucket, still laughing, and squeezes into the Krusty Krab.)
+{{L|Sandy|Why, you have the most important job of all! You'll be our test monkey.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[face lit up]'' Test monkey, ''[cuts to SpongeBob putting on a monkey suit and acts like one]'' Test monkey reporting for duty!}}
-(Mr. Krabs is seen, mumbling, "Money, money, money, money!")
+{{L|Plankton|A test monkey? ''[cries]'' I've never had a test monkey before! ''[cries again. hops up on Sandy]'' There is some mad scientist in you after all! Muhahahaha! ''[Sandy joins in laughing]'' Ok, we really have to work on your evil laugh. ''[cuts to Sandy putting a connector in one of SpongeBob's holes]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Ready!}}
-(Plankton goes in Krabs' office.)
+{{L|Plankton|Rodger! ''[pulling a lever]'' Urgh! Just a sec. ''[has difficulty pulling it. as it goes down, SpongeBob's eyes dissapear]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hey! Who turned out the lights?}}
-"Hehehehe!" whispered Plankton.
+{{L|Sandy|Eugh! We only teleported his eyes!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Oh, boy. Try again!}}
-"Now, how much is that-" Mr. Krabs gets cut off by Plankton going through his eyes. (Krabs sniffs the air.) "Eugh!" he said.
+{{L|''[cuts to Squidward, flipping patties at the Krusty Krab]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Where is that idiot SpongeBob, leaving me to do all the cooking? This job stinks! ''[sniffs the air]'' Eugh. Literally. ''[looks at SpongeBob's eyeballs, which appeared right next to him; screams and rushes into Mr. Krabs' office]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[knocks off all of Mr. Krabs' money]'' There's something in the kitchen you gotta see! ''[cuts to the lab]''}}
-"Finally, the moment has come!" said Plankton, next to the safe.
+{{L|Sandy|Oh, well. ''[SpongeBob walks into a wall]'' Try again. ''[pulls the lever. SpongeBob's eyes dissapear. cuts to Squidward]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|See for yourself! ''[Mr. Krabs sniffs the air]''}}
-(Krabs gets out a blower.) "No, No!" said Plankton as he got blown away.
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sniffs the air]'' Eugh! I see. So it was you that befouled me office earlier? ''[cuts to Sandy and Plankton adding 2 more tubes]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Just a few more adjustments...}}
-(He blew toward Sandy's Treedome, and into Sandy's face.)
+{{L|Plankton|Ok. Let her rip!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Do you think this is a good look for me? Or is it too flashy?}}
-"Eugh." Sandy said, holding her nose. (Sandy picks up her blowtorch and uses it all around.)
+{{L|Sandy|''[pulls 2 levers]'' Stand clear!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Clear of what? ''[cuts to Squidward mopping the bathroom]''"Something weird is going on around here ''[SpongeBob's mouth appears]''}}
-"Hey! Cut it out!" said Plankton.
+{{L|SpongeBob's mouth|Hi, Squidward.}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[screams]'' Mr. Krabs! There's a strange sound coming from the restroom! ''[cuts to Sandy]''}}
-"Plankton? is that you?" said Spongebob.
+{{L|Sandy|Hm. Now only his mouth is missing.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Shut it down. ''[Sandy pulls a lever, and SpongeBob's mouth disappears. ''[cuts to Mr. Krabs going in]''}}
-"Of course it's me, moron." replied Plankton.
+{{L|Mr.Krabs|Ugh! For crying out loud, Squidward, what the heck is wrong with you? ''[cuts to SpongeBob having many tubes on him]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Test 3! ''[pulls the lever. cuts to Squidward]''}}
-"You were able to convert yourself into gaseous form? Facinatin'!" asked Sandy.
+{{L|Squidward|I cannot believe I have to deliver all this junk food myself. ''[slips on a Krabby Patty and falls]'' What the- ''[SpongeBob's legs and arms appear, and gives Squidward the orders]'' Oh, thank you. ''[SpongeBob's hand shows three first fingers meaning with pleasure. Goes to Mr. Krabs, who hears the yelling and turns up his radio. cuts to SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Look, no hands! Or feet. ''[laughs]''}}
-"Huh? Wait!" said Plankton.
+{{L|Sandy|Well, we're getting closer. ''[Sandy and Plankton puts goggles filled with many, many tubes on SpongeBob]'' Goggles!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Shall we activate it together?}}
-(Sandy puts him in a jar and puts him in the freezer. Sandy waits, and then takes it out. She shakes Plankton out, and he turns to normal.)
+{{L|Sandy|Why, sure enough! Three!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Two!}}
-"I guess I never realized you were such a student of science. Maybe you could help me fix my nut transporter." said Sandy.
+{{L|Sandy|One!}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[jumps on the button]'' Fire! ''[Sandy presses it with her hand, squashing Plankton]'' Ow. ''[cuts to SpongeBob's whole body appears on Squidward's head]''}}
-"Eh? Did you say transporter?" said Plankton.
+{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, I gotta go to the bathroom. ''[disappeares. Mr. Krabs walks by]''}}
+{{L|Mr.Krabs|Ooh. Neptune's trousers, Squidward! Maybe you should just lay off the broccoli for a while. ''[cuts to SpongeBob back in the lab]''}}
-(The picture bubbles up. Shows Plankton looking at the transporter.) "Intersting." he said. (He climbed in the transporter.) "Hey! Maybe if I combine this device with my own invention, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! I mean, I think I have the right parts in my lab, eh?" said Plankton.
+{{L|Sandy|''[picks up SpongeBob]'' It worked! We transported his whole body this time!}}
+{{L|Plankton|Yes! My plan worked! And now I have no further use for you two goody goodies! ''[presses a button, trapping Sandy and SpongeBob]'' Using your technology, I can teleport myself directly to the Krusty Krab and the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! Muhahahaha! ''[teleports himself]''}}
-"We're in buisness!" said Sandy.
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[in sorrow]'' Oh no! Plankton has finally won! And we, we helped him.}}
+{{L|Sandy|Not exactly, Lab Partner. ''[presses a button and the trap rose. she then presses another button and the Krabby Patty formula appeared]''}}
-(It bubbles up.)
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks it up]'' The Krabby Patty formula! But if that's here, then where's Plankton? ''[cuts to Plankton]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|Fools! I played them like a 32 bit synthesizer! Muhahaha! Now where's that formula? ''[He looks around and his flashlight goes off]'' The formula is gone? ''[yells. cuts to Mr. Krabs]''}}
-(Sandy and Plankton are walking into his lab.)
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did you hear something?}}
+{{L|Squidward|I KNOW I HEAR SOMETHING, WHAT CALL APPALLING IN HERE! ''[cuts to Sandy]''}}
-"Say! This is a dandy lab!" said Sandy.
+{{L|Sandy|Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan the whole time. So I just adjusted the controls to where he can't do any harm. Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas! ''[episode ends with Sandy doing an evil scientist laugh]''}}
-"Is that good?" Plankton asks.
-"Hahahaha! Does a pig play poker?" laughed Sandy.
-"Um... I guess." said Plankton.
-(Sandy looks through test tubes.)
-"I should have visited you before. Why, with you and me being the only two scientists in town." said Sandy.
-"Haha, yes." said Plankton.
-(Spongebob comes in, carrying the transporter.)
-"Yes, sir. The lab is amazing." said Sandy as Spongebob came in.
-"Do you really like it?" asked Plankton.
-"And how!" said Sandy as Spongebob fell on the floor by the weight of the transporter.
-"Here's your teleporter, lab partner." said Spongebob.
-(Sandy picked it up.) "Thanks, Spongebob!" said Sandy.
-"Can you please call me lab partner?" said Spongebob.
-"So where do i hook up my teleporter?" Sandy asked Plankton.
-"Oh, just plug it in to that doohickey over there." said Plankton. (He pointed to the steamer.)
-"Just who are you calling a doohickey?" said Karen.
-"Wowee! Is that a real mark-3 surplus wifeomatic? She is beautiful." said Sandy.
-"Oh, why, thank you." said Karen.
-"No, not that doohickey. ''This'' doohickey! Just plug your teleporter into my device, and with our combined power we shall conquer the world!" said Plankton.
-"Uh huh. Or I could combine your gasifier with my invention and gasify my nuts that transports them to Texas!" said Sandy.
-"Heh. Yes, that's what I meant." replied Plankton dryly.
-(Sandy plugged her machine into the gasifyer and the transporter gleamed light from it.)
-"YES! It's working at last, new lab partner!' said Sandy.
-"Oh, I guess you won't be needing me any more." Spongebob said sadly.
-(The camera showed Spongebob's heart explode.)
-(Sandy saw Spongebob leaving.)
-"Yes, that's right. And don't let the door hit you on the way out!" said Plankton.
-"Hold on! Spongebob, we need you." said Sandy.
-"What! He'll just get in the way!" said Plankton.
-"Maybe. How can i help? I'm not even a scientist." said Spongebob.
-"Why, you have the most important job of all! You'll be our test monkey."
-(Spongebob's face lit up.) "Test monkey," said Spongebob.
-(The screen bubbled up.)
-(Spongebob puts on a monkey suit.)
-"Ooh Ooh Aah Ahh ahh AAH! Test monkey reporting for duty!" says Monkey Spongebob.
-"A test monkey?" cries Plankton. "I've never had a test monkey before! (He cries again.) (He hops up on Sandy.) There is some mad scientist in you after all! Muhahahaha!"
-(Sandy joins in laughing.)
-"Ok, we really have to work on your evil laugh." Plankton continued.
-(Screen bubbles up.)
-(Sandy puts a connector in one of Spongebob's holes.) "Ready!" says Sandy.
-"Rodger!" said Plankton as he pulled a lever. "Urgh! Just a sec." (Plankton was having difficulty pulling it, and Spongebob looks at his watch. Then it goes down. Spongebob's eyes dissapear.)
-"Hey! Who turned out the lights?" said Spongebob.
-"Eugh! We only teleported his eyes!" said Sandy.
-"Oh, boy. Try again!" said Plankton.
-(Goes to Squidward, flipping patties at the Krusty Krab.)
-"Where is that idiot Spongebob, leaving me to do all the cooking? This job stinks!" said Squidward.
-(Squidward sniffs the air.) "Eugh. Literally." he continued.
-(Squidward looks at Spongebob's eyeballs, which appeared right next to him.) "AAAAAH!" he says.
-(He rushes into Mr. Krabs' office.) "Mr Krabs! There's something in the kitchen you gotta see!" said Squidward(As he knocked off all of krabs money).
-"Oh, well." said Sandy as Spongebob walked into a wall.
-"Try again." (Sandy pulls the lever.)
-(Spongebob's eyes dissapear.)
-"See for yourself!" cried Squidward. (Mr. Krabs sniffs the air.)
-"Eugh! I see. So it was you that befound me office earlier?" said Mr. Krabs.
-(Sandy and Plankton add 2 more tubes.) "Just a few more adjustments..." said Sandy.
-"Ok. Letter rip!" said Plankton.
-"Do you think this is a good look for me? Or is it too flashy?" said Spongebob.
-"Stand clear!" said Sandy as she pulls 2 levers.
-"Clear of what?" asked Spongebob.
-(Squidward was mopping the bathroom.) "Something weird is going on around here," he said. (Spongebob's mouth appears.)
-"Hi, Squidward." it says.
-"AAAAAAHHH!" exclaims Squidward.
-"Mr. Krabs! There's a strange sound coming from the restroom!" he tellls Krabs.
-"Hm. Now only his mouth is missing." said Sandy.
-"Shut it down." said Plankton.
-(Sandy pulls a lever, and Spongebob's mouth dissapears. Mr. Krabs goes in.)
-"Ugh! For crying out loud, Squidward, what the heck is wrong with you?" asked Mr. Krabs.
-(There are many, many tubes on Spongebob.)
-"Test 3!" said Sandy. (She pulls the lever.)
-"I cannot believe I have to deliver all this junk food myself." said Squidward. (He slips on a Krabby Patty and falls.)
-"What the-" Squidward asks. (Spongebob's legs and arms appear, and give Squidward the orders.) "Oh, thank you."
-(Goes to Mr. Krabs, who hears the yelling and turns up his radio.)
-"Look, no hands! Or feet. (He laughs.)" said Spongebob.
-"Well, we're getting closer." said Sandy.
-(They put goggles filled with many, many tubes on him.)
-"Goggles!" said Sandy.
-"Shall we activate it together?" said Plankton.
-"Why, sure enough!" said Sandy.
-"3!" said Sandy.
-"2!" said Plankton.
-"1!" said Sandy.
-"Fire!" said Plankton as he jumped on the button. (Sandy presses it with her hand, squashing Plankton.)
-"Ow." said Plankton.
-(Spongebob's whole body appears on Squidward's head.)
-"Ooh, I gotta go to the bathroom." said Spongebob as he dissapeared.
-(Krabs walks by.) "Ooh. Neptune's trousers, Squidward! Maybe you should just lay off the broccoli for a while." said Krabs.
-(He appears back in the lab.)
-"It worked! We transported his whole body this time!" said Sandy as she picked up Spongebob.
-"Yes! My plan worked! And now I have no further use for you two goody goodies!" said Plankton. (He presses a button, trapping Sandy and Spongebob.)
-"Using your technology, I can teleport myself directly to the Krusty Krab and the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! Muhahahaha!" said Plankton. (He teleports himself.)
-"Oh no! Plankton has finally won! And we, we helped him." Spongebob says in sorrow.
-"Not exactly, Lab Partner." said Sandy as she pressed a button and the trap rose.
-(She pressed another button and the Krabby Patty formula appeared.)
-(Spongebob picks it up.) "The Krabby Patty formula! But if that's here, then where's Plankton?"
-"Fools! I played them like a 32 bit synthesizer! Muhahaha! Now where's that formula?(He looks around and his flashlight goes off.) The formula is gone?" Plankton says. (Plankton yells.)
-"Did you hear something?" said Mr. Krabs ''I know I hear something, what call appling in here!'' yells Squidward.
-"Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan the whole time. So I just adjusted the controls to where he can't do any harm. Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas!" says Sandy. (She laughs, but this time, she does a mad scientist laugh.) The End (for no reason)
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