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"Did you hear something?" said Mr. Krabs ''I know I hear something, what call appling in here!'' yells Squidward.
 
"Did you hear something?" said Mr. Krabs ''I know I hear something, what call appling in here!'' yells Squidward.
   
"Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan the whole time. So I just adjusted the controls to where he can't do any harm. Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas!" says Sandy. (She laughs, but this time, she does a mad scientist laugh.) The End (for no reason)
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"Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan the whole time. So I just adjusted the controls to where he can't do any harm. Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas!" says Sandy. (She laughs, but this time, she does an evil scientist laugh.) The End (for no reason)
 
[[Category:Episode transcripts]]
 
[[Category:Episode transcripts]]

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Template:BTranscript (The camera zooms in on Sandy's Treedome. There is a sillouette of Sandy in the tree.)

Sandy: (Sandy puts down her blowtorch and her mask.) Almost done... Could you hand me that wrench, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Nu uh uh! Lab Partner!

Sandy: Huh?

SpongeBob: You called me SpongeBob. I thought we agreed to address each other by our proper titles.

Sandy: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Uh tit tit tit! Lab Partner!

(Sandy takes the wrench in front of SpongeBob. SpongeBob looks sad.)

Sandy: There! It's finished! Now I can hide my nuts back in Texas without leavin' my lab!

(She picks up a pile of nuts and puts them in her machine and pulls a lever. The machine rumbles, and a lightbulb blinks. The camera then shows Sandy and SpongeBob watching.)

Sandy: (A big blast occurs. The nuts were not in the machine.) It worked! Hooray! (She hugs SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob: We did it!

(Then the machine rumbles again, and the nuts appear right next to the machine.)

Sandy: Aw, nuts!

(The camera zooms on the Chum Bucket, and a shot of Plankton's lab appears. Plankton is seen working on a machine with cloth over it.)

(He puts down his blowtorch and mask.)

Plankton: Finally! The day has come!

Karen: You mean Thursday?

Plankton: No! It's the day I steal the Krabby Patty secret formula from Krabs!

Karen: Well, why pretell, is today different from the other days you failed to steal it?

Plankton: (Plankton growls.) Because today I have completed my greatest invention. Behold! (he said as he took the cloth off his machine.)

Karen: What exactly am I BEHOLDING? A vegetable steamer?

Plankton: This is no ordinary vegetable steamer, Karen, my computer wife. It's my latest invention! And isn't she a beauty. Meow. (he hugs the steamer.)

Karen: Oh, brother. (she rolled her eyes.)

Plankton: Sweetie, you're going to help me achieve my defined purpose, aren't you? And steal the Krabby Patty recipe! Muhahahahaha! (A ding goes off.) It's ready! (He comes back wearing a pink bath towel. He opens a small door in his steamer. Steam goes everywhere.) Oh, boy. he says. (He sits down.) Whew! Man, is it hot in here.

Broccoli: (A broccoli comes on camera, wearing the same robe.) Tell me about it.

Plankton: (Plankton pulls a switch, and he comes out the steamer in a gaseous form.) It worked! In this new gaseous form, I will be able to silently squeeze through the cracks of the Krusty Krab. Ehahahahaha!

(He bursts out the Chum Bucket, still laughing, and squeezes into the Krusty Krab.)

(Mr. Krabs is seen, mumbling, "Money, money, money, money!")

(Plankton goes in Krabs' office.)

Plankton: Hehehehe!

Mr. Krabs: Now, how much is that- Mr. Krabs gets cut off by Plankton going through his eyes. (Krabs sniffs the air.) Eugh!

Plankton: Finally, the moment has come!

Plankton: (Krabs gets out an fan and blows Plankton away) No, No, No! (He gets blown out of the Krusty Krab) NNNOOOOO!!!

(He blew toward Sandy's Treedome, and into Sandy's face.)

"Eugh." Sandy said, holding her nose. (Sandy picks up her blowtorch and uses it all around.)

"Hey! Cut it out!" said Plankton.

"Plankton? is that you?" said SpongeBob.

"Of course it's me, moron." replied Plankton.

"You were able to convert yourself into gaseous form? Facinatin'!" asked Sandy.

"Huh? Wait!" said Plankton.

(Sandy puts him in a jar and puts him in the freezer. Sandy waits, and then takes it out. She shakes Plankton out, and he turns to normal.)

"I guess I never realized you were such a student of science. Maybe you could help me fix my nut transporter." said Sandy.

"Eh? Did you say transporter?" said Plankton.

(The picture bubbles up. Shows Plankton looking at the transporter.) "Intersting." he said. (He climbed in the transporter.) "Hey! Maybe if I combine this device with my own invention, the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! I mean, I think I have the right parts in my lab, eh?" said Plankton.

"We're in buisness!" said Sandy.

(It bubbles up.)

(Sandy and Plankton are walking into his lab.)

"Say! This is a dandy lab!" said Sandy.

"Is that good?" Plankton asks.

"Hahahaha! Does a pig play poker?" laughed Sandy.

"Um... I guess." said Plankton.

(Sandy looks through test tubes.)

"I should have visited you before. Why, with you and me being the only two scientists in town." said Sandy.

"Haha, yes." said Plankton.

(SpongeBob comes in, carrying the transporter.)

"Yes, sir. The lab is amazing." said Sandy as SpongeBob came in.

"Do you really like it?" asked Plankton.

"And how!" said Sandy as SpongeBob fell on the floor by the weight of the transporter.

"Here's your teleporter, lab partner." said SpongeBob.

(Sandy picked it up.) "Thanks, SpongeBob!" said Sandy.

"Can you please call me lab partner?" said SpongeBob.

"So where do i hook up my teleporter?" Sandy asked Plankton.

"Oh, just plug it in to that doohickey over there." said Plankton. (He pointed to the steamer.)

"Just who are you calling a doohickey?" said Karen.

"Wowee! Is that a real mark-3 surplus wifeomatic? She is beautiful." said Sandy.

"Oh, why, thank you." said Karen.

"No, not that doohickey. This doohickey! Just plug your teleporter into my device, and with our combined power we shall conquer the world!" said Plankton.

"Uh huh. Or I could combine your gasifier with my invention and gasify my nuts that transports them to Texas!" said Sandy.

"Heh. Yes, that's what I meant." replied Plankton dryly.

(Sandy plugged her machine into the gasifyer and the transporter gleamed light from it.)

"YES! It's working at last, new lab partner!' said Sandy.

"Oh, I guess you won't be needing me any more." SpongeBob said sadly.

(The camera showed SpongeBob's heart explode.)

(Sandy saw SpongeBob leaving.)

"Yes, that's right. And don't let the door hit you on the way out!" said Plankton.

"Hold on! SpongeBob, we need you." said Sandy.

"What! He'll just get in the way!" said Plankton.

"Maybe. How can i help? I'm not even a scientist." said SpongeBob.

"Why, you have the most important job of all! You'll be our test monkey."

(SpongeBob's face lit up.) "Test monkey," said SpongeBob.

(The screen bubbled up.)

(SpongeBob puts on a monkey suit.)

"Ooh Ooh Aah Ahh ahh AAH! Test monkey reporting for duty!" says Monkey SpongeBob.

"A test monkey?" cries Plankton. "I've never had a test monkey before! (He cries again.) (He hops up on Sandy.) There is some mad scientist in you after all! Muhahahaha!"

(Sandy joins in laughing.)

"Ok, we really have to work on your evil laugh." Plankton continued.

(Screen bubbles up.)

(Sandy puts a connector in one of SpongeBob's holes.) "Ready!" says Sandy.

"Rodger!" said Plankton as he pulled a lever. "Urgh! Just a sec." (Plankton was having difficulty pulling it, and SpongeBob looks at his watch. Then it goes down. SpongeBob's eyes dissapear.)

"Hey! Who turned out the lights?" said SpongeBob.

"Eugh! We only teleported his eyes!" said Sandy.

"Oh, boy. Try again!" said Plankton.

(Goes to Squidward, flipping patties at the Krusty Krab.)

"Where is that idiot SpongeBob, leaving me to do all the cooking? This job stinks!" said Squidward.

(Squidward sniffs the air.) "Eugh. Literally." he continued.

(Squidward looks at SpongeBob's eyeballs, which appeared right next to him.) "AAAAAH!" he says.

(He rushes into Mr. Krabs' office.) "Mr. Krabs! There's something in the kitchen you gotta see!" said Squidward(As he knocked off all of krabs money).

"Oh, well." said Sandy as SpongeBob walked into a wall.

"Try again." (Sandy pulls the lever.)

(SpongeBob's eyes dissapear.)

"See for yourself!" cried Squidward. (Mr. Krabs sniffs the air.)

"Eugh! I see. So it was you that befound me office earlier?" said Mr. Krabs.

(Sandy and Plankton add 2 more tubes.) "Just a few more adjustments..." said Sandy.

"Ok. Letter rip!" said Plankton.

"Do you think this is a good look for me? Or is it too flashy?" said SpongeBob.

"Stand clear!" said Sandy as she pulls 2 levers.

"Clear of what?" asked SpongeBob.

(Squidward was mopping the bathroom.) "Something weird is going on around here," he said. (SpongeBob's mouth appears.)

"Hi, Squidward." it says.

"AAAAAAHHH!" exclaims Squidward.

"Mr. Krabs! There's a strange sound coming from the restroom!" he tellls Krabs.

"Hm. Now only his mouth is missing." said Sandy.

"Shut it down." said Plankton.

(Sandy pulls a lever, and SpongeBob's mouth dissapears. Mr. Krabs goes in.)

"Ugh! For crying out loud, Squidward, what the heck is wrong with you?" asked Mr. Krabs.

(There are many, many tubes on SpongeBob.)

"Test 3!" said Sandy. (She pulls the lever.)

"I cannot believe I have to deliver all this junk food myself." said Squidward. (He slips on a Krabby Patty and falls.)

"What the-" Squidward asks. (SpongeBob's legs and arms appear, and give Squidward the orders.) "Oh, thank you." SpongeBob's hand shows three first fingers meaning with pleasure.

(Goes to Mr. Krabs, who hears the yelling and turns up his radio.)

"Look, no hands! Or feet. (He laughs.)" said SpongeBob.

"Well, we're getting closer." said Sandy.

(They put goggles filled with many, many tubes on him.)

"Goggles!" said Sandy.

"Shall we activate it together?" said Plankton.

"Why, sure enough!" said Sandy.

"3!" said Sandy.

"2!" said Plankton.

"1!" said Sandy.

"Fire!" said Plankton as he jumped on the button. (Sandy presses it with her hand, squashing Plankton.)

"Ow." said Plankton.

(SpongeBob's whole body appears on Squidward's head.)

"Ooh, I gotta go to the bathroom." said SpongeBob as he dissapeared.

(Krabs walks by.) "Ooh. Neptune's trousers, Squidward! Maybe you should just lay off the broccoli for a while." said Krabs.

(He appears back in the lab.)

"It worked! We transported his whole body this time!" said Sandy as she picked up SpongeBob.

"Yes! My plan worked! And now I have no further use for you two goody goodies!" said Plankton. (He presses a button, trapping Sandy and SpongeBob.)

"Using your technology, I can teleport myself directly to the Krusty Krab and the Krabby Patty formula will be mine! Muhahahaha!" said Plankton. (He teleports himself.)

"Oh no! Plankton has finally won! And we, we helped him." SpongeBob says in sorrow.

"Not exactly, Lab Partner." said Sandy as she pressed a button and the trap rose.

(She pressed another button and the Krabby Patty formula appeared.)

(SpongeBob picks it up.) "The Krabby Patty formula! But if that's here, then where's Plankton?"

"Fools! I played them like a 32 bit synthesizer! Muhahaha! Now where's that formula?(He looks around and his flashlight goes off.) The formula is gone?" Plankton says. (Plankton yells.)

"Did you hear something?" said Mr. Krabs I know I hear something, what call appling in here! yells Squidward.

"Aw, I knew Plankton was hatching an evil plan the whole time. So I just adjusted the controls to where he can't do any harm. Nobody fools a squirrel from Texas!" says Sandy. (She laughs, but this time, she does an evil scientist laugh.) The End (for no reason)