Party Pooper Pants

Patchy organizes a house party, and all the guests come except for SpongeBob himself, who can't understand what's written on the invitation because it was destroyed by the water. Potty invites The Birdbrains, a band consisting of birds. Patchy attempts to remedy the music situation by performing his own (horrible) song, and Potty tells Patchy that it's time for his flute solo. Patchy starts playing, but soon realizes that he plays a fife, not a flute, and that the "flute" is actually dynamite. It explodes, leaving only his head intact. The Birdbrains then have the opportunity to play music, singing "Underwater Sun". After they finish, Patchy returns to end the show, with a barrel for a body being kissed by girl parrots.

Plot (SpongeBob Episode)Edit

While shopping at the Barg 'N-Mart, SpongeBob finds a "Plan Your Own Party Kit", and decides to throw a party using the kit. Despite the kit advising to invite "only your closest friends", SpongeBob invites nearly everyone in Bikini Bottom. When all his guests arrive and start partying, SpongeBob stops them from doing what they want and forces them to follow a very elaborate and specific schedule of events that he planned. These include discussion cards and reading newspaper comics to his guests. SpongeBob accidentally locks himself out of his house because he got the wrong newspaper, allowing the guests to have fun. After continually trying to get into his house using different methods, he grabs a pickax and attempts to break in. The police find him and place him under arrest, but when SpongeBob explains everything, they don't arrest him. However, the police attempts to make him miss the party by arresting him for not inviting them. When he gets back, he is depressed because his party failed, until Patrick comes and tells him that it was the greatest party all of them has ever been to, and that he should do the exact same thing next weekend. SpongeBob smiles gladly and becomes proud and finds Gary wearing a lamp. The episode ends as SpongeBob turns off the lamp.

QuotesEdit

SpongeBob: Oh look. It's a picture of you when I first came here (laughs and looks at him now). Where do the years go?

SpongeBob: Squidward! You made it!

Squidward: My cable's out.

SpongeBob: Oh! Sorry to hear. (puts wire cutters away)

Mr. Krabs: What does yours say Plankton?

Plankton: Huh? Oh yes, it says "discuss the secret Krabby Patty Formula". How interesting.

Mr. Krabs: Nice try Plankton.

Patrick: Kcirtap si eman ym o-77-eh.” I don’t get it...

Mr. Krabs: No, you dumb bunny, it says "Hello, my name is Patrick".

Patrick: Nice to meet you, Patrick.

SpongeBob: Attention everyone! Attention please! Now that we're all here, I officially declare the party switch to be in the "on" postion!

Sandy: (As SpongeBob is knocking on the door) This song has a great beat!

Patrick:Yeah: "Knock Knock!"

SpongeBob: Phone in punch bowl? That's not even on the schedule!

Narrator: And now, live from Encino, California, get ready for a warm embrace from your host, Patchy the Pirate!

Patchy: Hey, you, get off my lawn!

APM music identificationEdit

A Pirate's Life for Me (a) - Introduction sequence
Honolulu March - Title card
Hit and Run - SpongeBob shops at Barg 'n' Mart in 19 seconds.
Me for You - "Let's see, Gary, according to the Plan Your Own Party Kit, invitations are the first order of business."
When Daylight Shines/Captain Lenoe's - "Gather 'round, you scurvy landlubbers, it's time to learn the Peg Legged Dance o' Happiness!"
The Girl I Left Behind Me - "Go on, start jumpin', or yer gonna be dealin' with the business end of me sword!"
Hawaiian Link B - "While Patchy pulls himself together, let's see how SpongeBob's party is shaping up."
Moloka'I Nui A - Patrick tells SpongeBob that his party was a success.
Spanish Ladies (b) - The "ladies" appear at Patchy's door.
Speaking Guitar - spongebob lets patrick in his house for the party as the first guest

Notes Edit

This is SpongeBob's party schedule

8:00-8:05 - Guests arrive
8:05-8:15 - Opening remarks and general dicussion
8:37 - Read aloud from newspaper comics
8:15-8:27 - Craft corner
UNKNOWN TIME - Nametag disturbution
8:27 - Cracker eating/tongue twisting contest
8:52 - Cake can be eaten
9:03 - Laughing
9:07 - Running cherades
9:20 - Fingerpuppet theather
9:38 - Charity applebob
9:57 - Electric jitterbug dance marathon
10:00 - Dance Your Pants Off
10:09 - Knock Knock Jokes
10:41-10:47 - Light Conversation with Mr. Krabs
UNKNOWN TIME- Bunnyhop

SpongeBob's mat was never present except for 2 scenes.
Even though Spongebob invited about 150 guests, only about 20 were seen or even attended.
SpongeBob's couch is red instead of green.
The blue Fred with glasses said he wasn't going to the party but was later seen there.