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Mr. Krabs: (turns off lights, lights a cigar, and bathes in money) Ahh, that's the stuff. (sniffs) Hey, something don't smell right. SpongeBob! Hey, what are you burning out here, boy?
Spongebob: (sniffs) Hmm... I'd say a hydrated explosive.
Mr. Krabs: EXPLOSIVE!? (Scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where Plankton is flying on a glider laughing evily)
Plankton: Ha ha ha ha! Enjoy, Eugene! (activates bomb, which blows up roof)
Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON! I just had that roof redone last week!
Plankton: You will be re-re-doing it when I'm through with you!
Mr. Krabs: Ready for instant? (Spongebob takes off his hat and reveals a peas can. Krabs opens the can with his claw and pours all the peas into Spongebob. He then uses Spongebob as a gun.) Fire! (Spongebob shoots peas at Planton. The peas shoot through Plankton's air glider. But Plankton blows a bubble over himself causing the peas to be deflected. The deflected peas hits the frying pans. One of the frying pans fall and hits Spongebob. Plankton then fires a missile at them) Take cover! (Mr. Krabs picks up Spongebob and uses him as a shield, but the missile just fall straight to the ground.) Oh, ha, ha, it didn't blow up another dud, Plankton.
Plankton: Another dud huh? (He pushed a button which causes the missile to transform into a robotic arm and it squeezes Mr. Krabs and Spongebob.)
Mr Krabs: Oh, you're playing with fire now, Plankton!
Plankton: No need to get worked up with this Krabs, just give me the secret formula and off I go.
Mr. Krabs: Well you ain't getting it
Plankton: Well I constrict you to reconsider. (presses button and arm squeezes harder)
Mr. Krabs: Oh, go jump of a plank
Plankton: Oh well, I have other ways of getting it when I need where is the formula Krabs? (tickles Mr. Krabs with feather)
Mr. Krabs: ha ha ha ha!
Plankton: still not going to talk 'ay' Krabs? (He tickles Mr. Krabs' nose with the feather causing him to sneeze and blowing Plankton to the ground.) OK Krabs, I see you're still not going to crack but I don't think your underling is of the same metal.
Spongebob: I'll never talk
Plankton: Well, we'll see what Mr.Feather has to say about that,
Spongebob: OK, OK! but I don't how to get into the safe behind the painting into Mr. Krabs' office that houses the secret formula! He won't let me near it!
Plankton: Wow! Clever Krabs, behind the painting ay Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Errrrrrrr...
Plankton: (sniffs) Say what am I smelling? do I smell something burning?
Spongebob: (sniffs) Smells like blubber to me,
Plankton: Bl bl blubber?
Pearl: Daddy
Plankton: Ahhhhh! Call off your daughter Krabs! Call her off!
Mr. Krabs: She's a big girl Plankton, I have no control over what she does. And you better watch out. I think she's extra hungry today.
Plankton: Stay back whale! I'm pippy to what you do to organisms like me. I've seen those documentaries. (As he say this he backs up into the freezer)
Pearl: Did he just go into the freezer?
Plankton: (exits freezer and walks out the door) Don't say it!
Pearl: I prefer salad over Plankton anyway.
Mr. Krabs: Who knew Plankton was so afraid of whales? (chuckles evily) Pearl me darling daughter you saved my business and my Formular know get us out of this mess.
Pearl: Mall money.
Mr. Krabs: Alright, alright. (gives dollar to Pearl). Pearl, why don't you go to the Chum Bucket on your way to the mall? Give Plankton a little scare?
Pearl: Double my mall money!
Mr. Krabs: (grunts) Alright, SpongeBob. It's your turn!
SpongeBob: Here you go, Pearl. Buy something pretty.
Pearl: Hey, this isn't money!
SpongeBob: No, it's even better. It's the money Mr. Krabs pays ME with. (money is shown) Mr. Krabs' Wacky Bucks!
Mr. Krabs: (to self) The boy's catching up to me. (to Pearl) Please, Pearl?
Pearl: No way! The Chum Bucket is, like, totally gross!
Mr. Krabs: Well, in that case, I'll need to borrow one of your dressers.
SpongeBob & Pearl: What?
(Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: (runs inside)
Karen: My triumphant husband returns. How'd you fail this time?
Plankton: Krabs had a whale!
Karen: You mean his big, scary, teenage daughter?
Plankton: I hear that mocking tone in your voice, and I don't appreciate it! Don't you remember what happened to my ancestors at the hands of those beasts?
(Plankton's family is shown being eaten by a whale)
Karen: Why don't you take out the trash or something?
(Bubble transition to Plankton taking out the trash)
Pearl/Krabs: (emerges from dumpster) I'M HUNGRY!
Plankton: (Screams. He runs back inside and bars the door) That should keep her out!
Pearl/Krabs: (sneaks up behind him) I want Plankton meat!
Plankton: (screams and runs out the lab) Karen, she's here! She got in!
Karen: What are you blabbing about?
Plankton: See for youreself!
Karen: (checks the lab) No whale in here.
Plankton: She was just in here, Karen. She was next to the transmutator. She was right here in this spot! Her mouth all frothy, her blowhole blowing!
Karen: Ahhh, pipe down!
Plankton: But, Karen--!
Karen: I'm not listening.
Narrator: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later...
Karen: (off microphone) Plankton, your dinner is ready. Plankton, can you hear me?
Plankton: Yes, Karen. I can hear you. Could you please bring it up? I can't risk stepping into the light. The whale might see me. (cries)
Pearl/Krabs: (laughs)
(Bubble transition to night)
Plankton: (Plankton is shown having a nightmare. He is seen being chased by Pearl and falls into her blowhole) Hey! Get me out of here! (Pearl flings him into her throat with her tongue. He falls into her stomache, where his ancestors find him)
Grand-Dad: Plankton, there you are!
Plankton: Grand-Dad? Is that you?
Grand-Dad: Yep, and you're pretty brave standing in that there gastric acid.
Plankton: Gastric acid? (his body is half-burned) Noooo! (wakes up from nightmare) Oh, this is driving me crazy! (cries)
Pearl/Krabs: (takes off disguise and laughs)
(Bubble transition to morning)
Plankton: (crying) What's the point of going on? I'll just be tortured for the rest of my life by that whale! (lies down) That's it. I'm done. The 4:15 bus should be here any minute, now.
SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton. Whatchya doing lying on the ground?
Plankton: Go away, CheeseHead! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over here? Or better yet just step on me as hard as you can, will ya?
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Plankton, but that flies in the face of my good nature.
Plankton: That's okay. I'll just wait for the next bus.
SpongeBob: Okay, see ya.
(Cut to the Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs: (laughing) So long, Pipsqueak!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I just wanted to let you know that Plankton's lying down on the street—for loin.
Mr. Krabs: Really? He's a mess!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I know you and Plankton are both sworn enemies and all, but putting on a costume to frighten him? Isn't that taking things a bit too far?