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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[turns off lights, lights a cigar, and bathes in money]'' Ahh, that's the stuff. ''[sniffs]'' Hey, something don't smell right. SpongeBob! Hey, what are you burning out here, boy?}}
|prev = Summer Job
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffs]'' Hmm... I'd say a hydrated explosive.}}
|title = One Coarse Meal
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|EXPLOSIVE!? ''[Scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where Plankton is flying on a glider laughing evily]''}}
|next = Gary in Love
 
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{{L|Plankton|Ha ha ha ha! Enjoy, Eugene! ''[activates bomb, which blows up roof]''}}
|titlecard = One Coarse Meal.jpg
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|PLANKTON! I just had that roof redone last week!}}
|season = 7
 
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{{L|Plankton|You will be re-re-doing it when I'm through with you!}}
|episode = 137a
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ready for instant? ''[SpongeBob takes off his hat and reveals a peas can. Krabs opens the can with his claw and pours all the peas into SpongeBob. He then uses SpongeBob as a gun]'' Fire! ''[SpongeBob shoots pass at Plankton. The peas shoot through Plankton's air glider. But Plankton blows a bubble over himself causing the peas to be deflected. The deflected peas hits the frying pans. One of the frying pans fall and hits SpongeBob. Plankton then fires a missile at them]'' Take cover! ''[Mr. Krabs picks up SpongeBob and uses him as a shield, but the missile just fall straight to the ground]'' Oh, ha, ha, it didn't blow up another dud, Plankton.}}
|airdate = [[March 25]], [[2010]]
 
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{{L|Plankton|Another dud huh? ''[He pushed a button which causes the missile to transform into a robotic arm and it squeezes Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob]''}}
|seasonname = seven
 
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{{L|Mr Krabs|Oh, you're playing with fire now, Plankton!}}
}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|No need to get worked up with this Krabs, just give me the secret formula and off I go.}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' (turns off lights, lights a cigar, and bathes in money) Ahh, that's the stuff. (sniffs) Hey, something don't smell right. SpongeBob! Hey, what are you burning out here, boy?
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well you ain't getting it}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Well I constrict you to reconsider. ''[presses button and arm squeezes harder]''}}
'''Spongebob:''' (sniffs) Hmm... I'd say a hydrated explosive.
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, go jump of a plank}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Oh well, I have other ways of getting it when I need where is the formula Krabs? ''[tickles Mr. Krabs with feather]''}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' EXPLOSIVE!? (Scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where Plankton is flying on a glider laughing evily)
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|ha ha ha ha!}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|still not going to talk 'ay' Krabs? ''[He tickles Mr. Krabs' nose with the feather causing him to sneeze and blowing Plankton to the ground]'' OK Krabs, I see you're still not going to crack but I don't think your underling is of the same metal. }}
'''Plankton:''' Ha ha ha ha! Enjoy, Eugene! (activates bomb, which blows up roof)
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'll never talk}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Well, we'll see what Mr.Feather has to say about that,}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' PLANKTON! I just had that roof redone last week!
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|OK, OK! but I don't how to get into the safe behind the painting into Mr. Krabs' office that houses the secret formula! He won't let me near it!}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Wow! Clever Krabs, behind the painting ay Krabs?}}
'''Plankton:''' You will be re-re-doing it when I'm through with you!
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Errrrrrrr...}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|''[sniffs]'' Say what am I smelling? do I smell something burning?}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ready for instant? (Spongebob takes off his hat and reveals a peas can. Krabs opens the can with his claw and pours all the peas into Spongebob. He then uses Spongebob as a gun.) Fire! (Spongebob shoots peas at Planton. The peas shoot through Plankton's air glider. But Plankton blows a bubble over himself causing the peas to be deflected. The deflected peas hits the frying pans. One of the frying pans fall and hits Spongebob. Plankton then fires a missile at them) Take cover! (Mr. Krabs picks up Spongebob and uses him as a shield, but the missile just fall straight to the ground.) Oh, ha, ha, it didn't blow up another dud, Plankton.
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffs]'' Smells like blubber to me,}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Bl bl blubber?}}
'''Plankton:''' Another dud huh? (He pushed a button which causes the missile to transform into a robotic arm and it squeezes Mr. Krabs and Spongebob.)
 
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{{L|Pearl|Daddy}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Ahhhhh! Call off your daughter Krabs! Call her off!}}
'''Mr Krabs:''' Oh, you're playing with fire now, Plankton!
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|She's a big girl Plankton, I have no control over what she does. And you better watch out. I think she's extra hungry today.}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Stay back whale! I'm pippy to what you do to organisms like me. I've seen those documentaries. ''[As he say this he backs up into the freezer]''}}
'''Plankton:''' No need to get worked up with this Krabs, just give me the secret formula and off I go.
 
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{{L|Pearl|Did he just go into the freezer?}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|''[exits freezer and walks out the door]'' Don't say it!}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well you ain't getting it
 
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{{L|Pearl|I prefer salad over Plankton anyway.}}
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Who knew Plankton was so afraid of whales? ''[chuckles evily]'' Pearl me darling daughter you saved my business and my Formular know get us out of this mess.}}
'''Plankton:''' Well I constrict you to reconsider. (presses button and arm squeezes harder)
 
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{{L|Pearl|Mall money.}}
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, alright. ''[gives dollar to Pearl]''. Pearl, why don't you go to the Chum Bucket on your way to the mall? Give Plankton a little scare?}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, go jump of a plank
 
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{{L|Pearl|Double my mall money!}}
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[grunts]'' Alright, SpongeBob. It's your turn!}}
'''Plankton:''' Oh well, I have other ways of getting it when I need where is the formula Krabs? (tickles Mr. Krabs with feather)
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Here you go, Pearl. Buy something pretty.}}
 
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{{L|Pearl|Hey, this isn't money!}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' ha ha ha ha!
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, it's even better. It's the money Mr. Krabs pays ME with. ''[money is shown]'' Mr. Krabs' Wacky Bucks!}}
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[to self]'' The boy's catching up to me. ''[to Pearl]'' Please, Pearl?}}
'''Plankton:''' still not going to talk 'ay' Krabs? (He tickles Mr. Krabs' nose with the feather causing him to sneeze and blowing Plankton to the ground.) OK Krabs, I see you're still not going to crack but I don't think your underling is of the same metal.
 
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{{L|Pearl|No way! The Chum Bucket is, like, totally gross!}}
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, in that case, I'll need to borrow one of your dressers.}}
'''Spongebob:''' I'll never talk
 
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{{L|SpongeBob & Pearl|Hummina-hunh?/Huh?!}}
 
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{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket]''}}
'''Plankton:''' Well, we'll see what Mr.Feather has to say about that,
 
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{{L|Plankton|''[runs inside]''}}
 
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{{L|Karen|My triumphant husband returns. How'd you fail this time?}}
'''Spongebob:''' OK, OK! but I don't how to get into the safe behind the painting into Mr. Krabs' office that houses the secret formula! He won't let me near it!
 
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{{L|Plankton|Krabs had a whale!}}
 
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{{L|Karen|You mean his big, scary, teenage daughter?}}
'''Plankton:''' Wow! Clever Krabs, behind the painting ay Krabs?
 
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{{L|Plankton|I hear that mocking tone in your voice, and I don't appreciate it! Don't you remember what happened to my ancestors at the hands of those beasts?}}
 
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{{L|''[Plankton's family is shown being eaten by a whale]''}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Errrrrrrr...
 
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{{L|Karen|When you take a break from your delusional paranoia, I think the trash needs some attention. It's ripened.}}
 
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{{L|''[Bubble transition to Plankton taking out the trash]''}}
'''Plankton:''' (sniffs) Say what am I smelling? do I smell something burning?
 
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{{L|Pearl/Krabs|''[emerges from dumpster]'' I'M HUNGRY!}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|''[Screams. He runs back inside and bars the door]'' That should keep her out!}}
'''Spongebob:''' (sniffs) Smells like blubber to me,
 
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{{L|Pearl/Krabs|''[sneaks up behind him]'' I want Plankton meat!}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Holy, protozoa! ''[runs out the lab]'' Karen, she's here! She got in!}}
'''Plankton:''' Bl bl blubber?
 
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{{L|Karen|What are you blabbing about?}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|The whale. She got in!}}
'''Pearl:''' Daddy
 
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{{L|Karen|Are you out of your mind?}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|See for youreself!}}
'''Plankton:''' Ahhhhh! Call off your daughter Krabs! Call her off!
 
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{{L|Karen|''[checks the lab]'' No whale in here.}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|She was just in here, Karen. She was next to the transmutator. She was right here in this spot! Her mouth all frothy, her blowhole blowing!}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' She's a big girl Plankton, I have no control over what she does. And you better watch out. I think she's extra hungry today.
 
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{{L|Karen|Ahhh, pipe down!}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|But, Karen--!}}
'''Plankton:''' Stay back whale! I'm pippy to what you do to organisms like me. I've seen those documentaries. (As he say this he backs up into the freezer)
 
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{{L|Karen|I'm not listening.}}
 
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{{L|Narrator|16 Paranoia Filled Days Later...}}
'''Pearl:''' Did he just go into the freezer?
 
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{{L|Karen|''[off microphone]'' Plankton, your dinner is ready. Plankton, can you hear me?}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Yes, Karen. I can hear you. Could you please bring it up? I can't risk stepping into the light. The whale might see me. ''[cries]''}}
'''Plankton:''' (exits freezer and walks out the door) Don't say it!
 
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{{L|Pearl/Krabs|''[laughs. Bubble transition to night]''}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|''[Plankton is shown having a nightmare. He is seen being chased by Pearl and falls into her blowhole]'' Hey! Get me out of here! ''[Pearl flings him into her throat with her tongue. He falls into her stomache, where his ancestors find him]''}}
'''Pearl:''' I prefer salad over Plankton anyway.
 
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{{L|Grand-Dad|Plankton, there you are!}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Grand-Dad? Is that you?}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Who knew Plankton was so afraid of whales? (chuckles evily) Pearl me darling daughter you saved my business and my Formular know get us out of this mess.
 
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{{L|Grand-Dad|Yep, and you're pretty brave standing in that there gastric acid.}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Gastric acid? ''[his body is half-burned]'' Noooo! ''[wakes up from nightmare and screams]'' I CAN'T TAKE IT! Oh, this is driving me crazy! ''[cries]''}}
'''Pearl:''' Mall money.
 
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{{L|Pearl/Krabs|''[takes off disguise and laughs. Bubble transition to morning]''}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|''[crying]'' What's the point of going on? I'll just be tortured for the rest of my life by that whale! ''[lies down]'' That's it. I'm done. The 4: 15 bus should be here any minute, now.}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Alright, alright. (gives dollar to Pearl). Pearl, why don't you go to the Chum Bucket on your way to the mall? Give Plankton a little scare?
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Plankton. Whatchya doing lying on the ground?}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Go away, CheeseHead! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over? Or better yet just step on me as hard as you can, will ya?}}
'''Pearl:''' Double my mall money!
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Plankton, but that flies in the face of my good nature.}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|That's okay. I'll just wait for the next bus.}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' (grunts) Alright, SpongeBob. It's your turn!
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, see ya.}}
 
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{{L|''[Cut to the Krusty Krab]''}}
'''SpongeBob:''' Here you go, Pearl. Buy something pretty.
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[erases a picture of Plankton]'' Goodbye, Pipsqueak!}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I just wanted to let you know that Plankton's lying down on the street—for loin.}}
'''Pearl:''' Hey, this isn't money!
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Really? He's a mess!}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, I know you and Plankton are both sworn enemies and all, but putting on a costume to frighten him? Isn't that taking things a bit too far?}}
'''SpongeBob:''' No, it's even better. It's the money Mr. Krabs pays ME with. (money is shown) Mr. Krabs' Wacky Bucks!
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|May I remind you of the fact that you've disclosed the location of me safe, where I keep the secret formula?}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|No need to remind me, sir. I've broken Rule #2 in the employee rulebook: Never give the location of the secret formula! Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I'll fix this.}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' (to self) The boy's catching up to me. (to Pearl) Please, Pearl?
 
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{{L|''[scene cuts to Plankton]''}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|''[angryily]'' What does it take to get run over around here?!}}
'''Pearl:''' No way! The Chum Bucket is, like, totally gross!
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Plankton.}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|What, do you have mud in your ears? TAKE A HIKE!}}
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, in that case, I'll need to borrow one of your dressers.
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, I remember. But, I just wanted to tell that the secret formula is not, I repeat NOT, in the safe behind the painting in Mr. Krabs's office.}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|What difference does it make? There's no point ever since I've been tortured by that blasted whale.}}
'''SpongeBob & Pearl:''' What?
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry. Everyone has a secret fear! For instance, Mr. Krabs's secret fear is... ''[whispers in Plankton's ear]''}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Really?}}
(Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket)
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, and that was Mr. Krabs in whale suit that you've been afraid of.}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|So, you're saying that this whole time it was Krabs masquerading as a whale. ''[angerliy]'' Why that conniving bottomfeeder!}}
'''Plankton:''' (runs inside)
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|But, certainly you wouldn't stop to the same level, would you?}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|No, of course not.}}
'''Karen:''' My triumphant husband returns. How'd you fail this time?
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, back to your self-distructive behavior, Plankton. Thank you for this talk!}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|No, no. Thank YOU! ''[laughs evily. Bubble transition]''}}
'''Plankton:''' Krabs had a whale!
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|This is almost too fun! ''[puts on costume]'' Plankton ain't even a challenge no more!}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Oh, is that so.}}
'''Karen:''' You mean his big, ''scary'', teenage daughter?
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, Plankton. Back for more, aren'y ya? Okay, here it goes. ''[breaths deeply]'' Boo!}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|You don't scare me, Krabs.}}
'''Plankton:''' I hear that mocking tone in your voice, and I don't appreciate it! Don't you remember what happened to my ancestors at the hands of those beasts?
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I ain't Krabs, I'm... uh, I mean... ''[Pearl's voice]'' I'm Pearl, not Krabs.}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|The jigger's up, Krabs. I know all about the suit, AND your secret fear!}}
(Plankton's family is shown being eaten by a whale)
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Secret fear? ''[regular voice]'' What do you mean?}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|See for yourself. ''[the robotic arm squeezes Mr. Krabs]'' Enjoy the show! ''[a mime is shown]''}}
'''Karen:''' Why don't you take out the trash or something?
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|No. No. Muh-muh-make it stop! Please!}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Doesn't feel so good to be on the other end of the stick, doesn't it? I feel wonderful!}}
(Bubble transition to Plankton taking out the trash)
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Um, Plankton, if I were you I wouldn't be so snug.}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|Why?}}
'''Pearl/Krabs:''' (emerges from dumpster) I'M HUNGRY!
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Because a hungry pod of whales have just arrived for its early feeding. ''[whales are outside]''}}
 
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{{L|Plankton|''[scared]'' Ahhhh! Not another feeding! Get me out of here! ''[removes a nail from the floor and jumps inside. SpongeBob puts a cork in the hole, turns off a projector, making the whales disappear, and gets Mr. Krabs out of the robot arm]''}}
'''Plankton:''' (Screams. He runs back inside and bars the door) That should keep her out!
 
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Thanks, SpongeBob! You really saved me! ''[to mime]'' Okay, you're beginning to get creepy, now.}}
 
'''Pearl/Krabs:''' (sneaks up behind him) I want Plankton meat!
 
 
'''Plankton:''' (screams and runs out the lab) Karen, she's here! She got in!
 
 
'''Karen:''' What are you blabbing about?
 
 
'''Plankton:''' See for youreself!
 
 
'''Karen:''' (checks the lab) No whale in here.
 
 
'''Plankton:''' She was just in here, Karen. She was next to the transmutator. She was right here in this spot! Her mouth all frothy, her blowhole blowing!
 
 
'''Karen:''' Ahhh, pipe down!
 
 
'''Plankton:''' But, Karen--!
 
 
'''Karen:''' I'm not listening.
 
 
'''Narrator:''' 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later...
 
 
'''Karen:''' (off microphone) Plankton, your dinner is ready. Plankton, can you hear me?
 
 
'''Plankton:''' Yes, Karen. I can hear you. Could you please bring it up? I can't risk stepping into the light. The whale might see me. (cries)
 
 
'''Pearl/Krabs:''' (laughs)
 
 
(Bubble transition to night)
 
 
'''Plankton:''' (Plankton is shown having a nightmare. He is seen being chased by Pearl and falls into her blowhole) Hey! Get me out of here! (Pearl flings him into her throat with her tongue. He falls into her stomache, where his ancestors find him)
 
 
'''Grand-Dad:''' Plankton, there you are!
 
 
'''Plankton:''' Grand-Dad? Is that you?
 
 
'''Grand-Dad:''' Yep, and you're pretty brave standing in that there gastric acid.
 
 
'''Plankton:''' Gastric acid? (his body is half-burned) Noooo! (wakes up from nightmare) Oh, this is driving me crazy! (cries)
 
 
'''Pearl/Krabs:''' (takes off disguise and laughs)
 
 
(Bubble transition to morning)
 
 
'''Plankton:''' (crying) What's the point of going on? I'll just be tortured for the rest of my life by that whale! (lies down) That's it. I'm done. The 4:15 bus should be here any minute, now.
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Plankton. Whatchya doing lying on the ground?
 
 
'''Plankton:''' Go away, CheeseHead! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over here? Or better yet just step on me as hard as you can, will ya?
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, Plankton, but that flies in the face of my good nature.
 
 
'''Plankton:''' That's okay. I'll just wait for the next bus.
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay, see ya.
 
 
(Cut to the Krusty Krab)
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You Got Eerie, Don't Ya Think?
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, I just wanted to let you know that Plankton's lying down on the street—for loin.
 
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Really? He's a mess!
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs, I know you and Plankton are both sworn enemies and all, but putting on a costume to frighten him? Isn't that taking things a bit too far?
 
 
Mr Krabs: WHAT?
 
 
Jack: Ok, We Got 3 Didd!
 
 
SS Boy: We Did
 
 
Mr Krabs: GO AWAY, BOTH!
 
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Revision as of 04:48, 24 July 2015

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  • Mr. Krabs: [turns off lights, lights a cigar, and bathes in money] Ahh, that's the stuff. [sniffs] Hey, something don't smell right. SpongeBob! Hey, what are you burning out here, boy?
  • SpongeBob: [sniffs] Hmm... I'd say a hydrated explosive.
  • Mr. Krabs: EXPLOSIVE!? [Scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where Plankton is flying on a glider laughing evily]
  • Plankton: Ha ha ha ha! Enjoy, Eugene! [activates bomb, which blows up roof]
  • Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON! I just had that roof redone last week!
  • Plankton: You will be re-re-doing it when I'm through with you!
  • Mr. Krabs: Ready for instant? [SpongeBob takes off his hat and reveals a peas can. Krabs opens the can with his claw and pours all the peas into SpongeBob. He then uses SpongeBob as a gun] Fire! [SpongeBob shoots pass at Plankton. The peas shoot through Plankton's air glider. But Plankton blows a bubble over himself causing the peas to be deflected. The deflected peas hits the frying pans. One of the frying pans fall and hits SpongeBob. Plankton then fires a missile at them] Take cover! [Mr. Krabs picks up SpongeBob and uses him as a shield, but the missile just fall straight to the ground] Oh, ha, ha, it didn't blow up another dud, Plankton.
  • Plankton: Another dud huh? [He pushed a button which causes the missile to transform into a robotic arm and it squeezes Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob]
  • Mr Krabs: Oh, you're playing with fire now, Plankton!
  • Plankton: No need to get worked up with this Krabs, just give me the secret formula and off I go.
  • Mr. Krabs: Well you ain't getting it
  • Plankton: Well I constrict you to reconsider. [presses button and arm squeezes harder]
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, go jump of a plank
  • Plankton: Oh well, I have other ways of getting it when I need where is the formula Krabs? [tickles Mr. Krabs with feather]
  • Mr. Krabs: ha ha ha ha!
  • Plankton: still not going to talk 'ay' Krabs? [He tickles Mr. Krabs' nose with the feather causing him to sneeze and blowing Plankton to the ground] OK Krabs, I see you're still not going to crack but I don't think your underling is of the same metal.
  • SpongeBob: I'll never talk
  • Plankton: Well, we'll see what Mr.Feather has to say about that,
  • SpongeBob: OK, OK! but I don't how to get into the safe behind the painting into Mr. Krabs' office that houses the secret formula! He won't let me near it!
  • Plankton: Wow! Clever Krabs, behind the painting ay Krabs?
  • Mr. Krabs: Errrrrrrr...
  • Plankton: [sniffs] Say what am I smelling? do I smell something burning?
  • SpongeBob: [sniffs] Smells like blubber to me,
  • Plankton: Bl bl blubber?
  • Pearl: Daddy
  • Plankton: Ahhhhh! Call off your daughter Krabs! Call her off!
  • Mr. Krabs: She's a big girl Plankton, I have no control over what she does. And you better watch out. I think she's extra hungry today.
  • Plankton: Stay back whale! I'm pippy to what you do to organisms like me. I've seen those documentaries. [As he say this he backs up into the freezer]
  • Pearl: Did he just go into the freezer?
  • Plankton: [exits freezer and walks out the door] Don't say it!
  • Pearl: I prefer salad over Plankton anyway.
  • Mr. Krabs: Who knew Plankton was so afraid of whales? [chuckles evily] Pearl me darling daughter you saved my business and my Formular know get us out of this mess.
  • Pearl: Mall money.
  • Mr. Krabs: Alright, alright. [gives dollar to Pearl]. Pearl, why don't you go to the Chum Bucket on your way to the mall? Give Plankton a little scare?
  • Pearl: Double my mall money!
  • Mr. Krabs: [grunts] Alright, SpongeBob. It's your turn!
  • SpongeBob: Here you go, Pearl. Buy something pretty.
  • Pearl: Hey, this isn't money!
  • SpongeBob: No, it's even better. It's the money Mr. Krabs pays ME with. [money is shown] Mr. Krabs' Wacky Bucks!
  • Mr. Krabs: [to self] The boy's catching up to me. [to Pearl] Please, Pearl?
  • Pearl: No way! The Chum Bucket is, like, totally gross!
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, in that case, I'll need to borrow one of your dressers.
  • SpongeBob & Pearl: Hummina-hunh?/Huh?!
  • [Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket]
  • Plankton: [runs inside]
  • Karen: My triumphant husband returns. How'd you fail this time?
  • Plankton: Krabs had a whale!
  • Karen: You mean his big, scary, teenage daughter?
  • Plankton: I hear that mocking tone in your voice, and I don't appreciate it! Don't you remember what happened to my ancestors at the hands of those beasts?
  • [Plankton's family is shown being eaten by a whale]
  • Karen: When you take a break from your delusional paranoia, I think the trash needs some attention. It's ripened.
  • [Bubble transition to Plankton taking out the trash]
  • Pearl/Krabs: [emerges from dumpster] I'M HUNGRY!
  • Plankton: [Screams. He runs back inside and bars the door] That should keep her out!
  • Pearl/Krabs: [sneaks up behind him] I want Plankton meat!
  • Plankton: Holy, protozoa! [runs out the lab] Karen, she's here! She got in!
  • Karen: What are you blabbing about?
  • Plankton: The whale. She got in!
  • Karen: Are you out of your mind?
  • Plankton: See for youreself!
  • Karen: [checks the lab] No whale in here.
  • Plankton: She was just in here, Karen. She was next to the transmutator. She was right here in this spot! Her mouth all frothy, her blowhole blowing!
  • Karen: Ahhh, pipe down!
  • Plankton: But, Karen--!
  • Karen: I'm not listening.
  • Narrator: 16 Paranoia Filled Days Later...
  • Karen: [off microphone] Plankton, your dinner is ready. Plankton, can you hear me?
  • Plankton: Yes, Karen. I can hear you. Could you please bring it up? I can't risk stepping into the light. The whale might see me. [cries]
  • Pearl/Krabs: [laughs. Bubble transition to night]
  • Plankton: [Plankton is shown having a nightmare. He is seen being chased by Pearl and falls into her blowhole] Hey! Get me out of here! [Pearl flings him into her throat with her tongue. He falls into her stomache, where his ancestors find him]
  • Grand-Dad: Plankton, there you are!
  • Plankton: Grand-Dad? Is that you?
  • Grand-Dad: Yep, and you're pretty brave standing in that there gastric acid.
  • Plankton: Gastric acid? [his body is half-burned] Noooo! [wakes up from nightmare and screams] I CAN'T TAKE IT! Oh, this is driving me crazy! [cries]
  • Pearl/Krabs: [takes off disguise and laughs. Bubble transition to morning]
  • Plankton: [crying] What's the point of going on? I'll just be tortured for the rest of my life by that whale! [lies down] That's it. I'm done. The 4: 15 bus should be here any minute, now.
  • SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton. Whatchya doing lying on the ground?
  • Plankton: Go away, CheeseHead! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over? Or better yet just step on me as hard as you can, will ya?
  • SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Plankton, but that flies in the face of my good nature.
  • Plankton: That's okay. I'll just wait for the next bus.
  • SpongeBob: Okay, see ya.
  • [Cut to the Krusty Krab]
  • Mr. Krabs: [erases a picture of Plankton] Goodbye, Pipsqueak!
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I just wanted to let you know that Plankton's lying down on the street—for loin.
  • Mr. Krabs: Really? He's a mess!
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I know you and Plankton are both sworn enemies and all, but putting on a costume to frighten him? Isn't that taking things a bit too far?
  • Mr. Krabs: May I remind you of the fact that you've disclosed the location of me safe, where I keep the secret formula?
  • SpongeBob: No need to remind me, sir. I've broken Rule #2 in the employee rulebook: Never give the location of the secret formula! Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I'll fix this.
  • [scene cuts to Plankton]
  • Plankton: [angryily] What does it take to get run over around here?!
  • SpongeBob: Hey, Plankton.
  • Plankton: What, do you have mud in your ears? TAKE A HIKE!
  • SpongeBob: Yes, I remember. But, I just wanted to tell that the secret formula is not, I repeat NOT, in the safe behind the painting in Mr. Krabs's office.
  • Plankton: What difference does it make? There's no point ever since I've been tortured by that blasted whale.
  • SpongeBob: Don't worry. Everyone has a secret fear! For instance, Mr. Krabs's secret fear is... [whispers in Plankton's ear]
  • Plankton: Really?
  • SpongeBob: Yes, and that was Mr. Krabs in whale suit that you've been afraid of.
  • Plankton: So, you're saying that this whole time it was Krabs masquerading as a whale. [angerliy] Why that conniving bottomfeeder!
  • SpongeBob: But, certainly you wouldn't stop to the same level, would you?
  • Plankton: No, of course not.
  • SpongeBob: Well, back to your self-distructive behavior, Plankton. Thank you for this talk!
  • Plankton: No, no. Thank YOU! [laughs evily. Bubble transition]
  • Mr. Krabs: This is almost too fun! [puts on costume] Plankton ain't even a challenge no more!
  • Plankton: Oh, is that so.
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, Plankton. Back for more, aren'y ya? Okay, here it goes. [breaths deeply] Boo!
  • Plankton: You don't scare me, Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: I ain't Krabs, I'm... uh, I mean... [Pearl's voice] I'm Pearl, not Krabs.
  • Plankton: The jigger's up, Krabs. I know all about the suit, AND your secret fear!
  • Mr. Krabs: Secret fear? [regular voice] What do you mean?
  • Plankton: See for yourself. [the robotic arm squeezes Mr. Krabs] Enjoy the show! [a mime is shown]
  • Mr. Krabs: No. No. Muh-muh-make it stop! Please!
  • Plankton: Doesn't feel so good to be on the other end of the stick, doesn't it? I feel wonderful!
  • SpongeBob: Um, Plankton, if I were you I wouldn't be so snug.
  • Plankton: Why?
  • SpongeBob: Because a hungry pod of whales have just arrived for its early feeding. [whales are outside]
  • Plankton: [scared] Ahhhh! Not another feeding! Get me out of here! [removes a nail from the floor and jumps inside. SpongeBob puts a cork in the hole, turns off a projector, making the whales disappear, and gets Mr. Krabs out of the robot arm]
  • Mr. Krabs: Thanks, SpongeBob! You really saved me! [to mime] Okay, you're beginning to get creepy, now.