One Coarse Meal/transcript

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Mr. Krabs: (turns off lights, lights a cigar, and bathes in money) Ahh, that's the stuff. (sniffs) Hey, something don't smell right. SpongeBob! Hey, what are you burning out here, boy?

Spongebob: (sniffs) Hmm... I'd say a hydrated explosive.

Mr. Krabs: EXPLOSIVE!? (Scene cuts to outside the Krusty Krab where Plankton is flying on a glider laughing evily)

Plankton: Ha ha ha ha! Enjoy, Eugene! (activates bomb, which blows up roof)

Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON! I just had that roof redone last week!

Plankton: You will be re-re-doing it when I'm through with you!

Mr. Krabs: Ready for instant? (Spongebob takes off his hat and reveals a peas can. Krabs opens the can with his claw and pours all the peas into Spongebob. He then uses Spongebob as a gun.) Fire! (Spongebob shoots peas at Planton. The peas shoot through Plankton's air glider. But Plankton blows a bubble over himself causing the peas to be deflected. The deflected peas hits the frying pans. One of the frying pans fall and hits Spongebob. Plankton then fires a missile at them. Take cover! (Mr. Krabs picks up Spongebob and uses him as a shield, but the missile just fall straight to the ground.) Oh, ha, ha, it didn't blow up another dud, Plankton.

Plankton: Another dud huh? (He pushed a button which causes the missile to transform into a robotic arm and it squeezes Mr. Krabs and Spongebob.)

Mr Krabs: Oh, you're playing with fire now, Plankton!

Plankton: No need to get worked up with this Krabs, just give me the secret formula and off I go.

Mr. Krabs: Well you ain't getting it

Plankton: Well I constrict you to reconsider. (presses button and arm squeezes harder)

Mr. Krabs: Oh, go jump of a plank

Plankton: Oh well, I have other ways of getting it when I need where is the formula Krabs? (tickles Mr. Krabs with feather)

Mr. Krabs: ha ha ha ha!

Plankton: still not going to talk 'ay' Krabs? (He tickles Mr. Krabs' nose with the feather causing him to sneeze and blowing Plankton to the ground.) OK Krabs, I see you're still not going to crack but I don't think your underling is of the same metal,

Spongebob: I'll never talk

Plankton: Well, we'll see what Mr.Feather has to say about that,

Spongebob: OK, OK! but I don't how to get into the safe behind the painting into Mr. Krabs' office that houses the secret formula! He won't let me near it!

Plankton: Clever Krabs, behind the painting ay Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: errrrrrrr...

Plankton: (sniffs) Say what am I smelling? do I smell something burning?

Spongebob: (sniffs) Smells like blubber to me,

Plankton: Bl bl blubber?

Pearl: Daddy

Plankton: Ahhhhh! Call off your daughter Krabs! Call her off!

Mr. Krabs: She's a big girl Plankton, I have no control over what she does. And you better watch out. I think she's extra hungry today.

Plankton: Stay back whale! I'm pippy to what you do to organisms like me. I've seen those documentaries. (As he say this he backs up into the freezer)

Pearl: Did he just go into the freezer?

Plankton: (exits freezer and walks out the door) Don't say it!

Pearl: I prefer salad over Plankton anyway.

Mr. Krabs: Who knew Plankton was so afraid of whales? (chuckles evily)

Mr. Krabs: Pearl me darling daurter you saved me buisness and my pride know get us out of this mess

Pearl: Mall money