SpongeBob and Sandy are at Goo Lagoon. They were about to go swimming in the lake but Sandy points out that SpongeBob is not wearing his swimsuit, so SpongeBob goes into the clothing tent to change. While Spongebob is in the changing room, he puts on his Karate suit, wanting to surprise Sandy. However, when he comes out of the Changing Room and surprise attacks Sandy, Sandy slashes him, showing she had the same idea. During the battle Sandy hits SpongeBob so hard he goes flying out of the water. Sandy uses this time to get ice cream. When SpongeBob flies back into the water, Sandy pauses her ice cream moment to hit SpongeBob and he goes flying. SpongeBob flies so far he ends up at a place with a group of strong men waiting in line for something. SpongeBob flies into one of the scary men, and he gets angry, thinking it's a piece of paper. He turns around to see who threw the "Paper" at him and SpongeBob gets scared because the man is mean and tough. SpongeBob covers it up by hiding until Sandy comes and he comes out. Sandy comes and asks what they're standing in line for and the man says they are waiting in line for the Salty Spittoon, the toughest sailor club in Bikini Bottom, and that only the toughest fishes can get in.
The bouncer, Reg allows Sandy in as she's one of the toughest fighters in Bikini Bottom, but rejects SpongeBob because he is not tough enough. Reg suggests that SpongeBob should instead go to Weenie Hut Jr. and then Super Weenie Hut Juniors, much to SpongeBob's intense annoyance and humiliation. SpongeBob tries other methods, like telling him a story about how he stubbed his toe while watering his spice garden and only crying for 20 minutes, and wearing a wig to disguise himself (A sponge called Drifter is also shown and mistaken for SpongeBob, but the real SpongeBob shows up with a clown wig and Reg lets the Drifter in).
Finally, SpongeBob goes to Weenie Hut Jr. The patrons talk about special days at Weenie Hut Jr. and the Animatronic Server calls SpongeBob a weenie, annoying him. The patrons then suggest ways for SpongeBob to prove his toughness and gain entrance. SpongeBob figures that the quickest way to do so would be to win a fight, but since he is not very strong, he decides to stage a fight with Patrick. The fight with Patrick is supposed to be Patrick letting him win. They sling insults at each other to make the fight seem more realistic, but SpongeBob calls Patrick "Tubby," causing him to get angry and attack him. SpongeBob reminds him that he's supposed to let him win and Patrick proceeds to beat himself up as if there were an invisible person attacking him, even flinging himself into the lake. Reg becomes amazed about SpongeBob beating up Patrick without touching him and finally allows him to enter the Salty Spittoon.
SpongeBob runs inside the club, but he slips on an ice cube and falls, putting him in the hospital. He initially is admitted to Bikini Bottom General Hospital, but while talking to the doctor, he refers to his injuries as "boo-boos." The doctor suggests that SpongeBob be admitted to "Weenie Hut General," much to his dismay.
In the partner episode, "Squilliam Returns," one of the sheets that gets shredded when SpongeBob clears his mind is titled, "Spice Garden Tips." What makes this interesting is that SpongeBob mentions his spice garden in this episode.
Running Gags: People telling SpongeBob where to go; the place has Weenie Hut ______ and the Robotic Waiter calling SpongeBob a "Weenie."
In the credits of this episode, the robot is called "Animatronic Server."
According to the pop-up trivia fact in the scene where SpongeBob steps on Tom's potato salad, it is revealed that it takes about at least 12 weeks to make an 11-minute episode.
When a thug says "I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk" to Reg, it became a popular internet meme, with a voice-over replacing "a bowl of nail of nails" with something else.
Patrick's quote, "Nobody calls me Tubby!," has become a popular Internet meme.
The scene when SpongeBob says "I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes," has became popular on the internet and has been parodied many times.
The quote "Three days!" by Tom is popular on the Internet.
In the Polish dub, this episode's title is "Nie dla milusińskich" which translates to "Not for Weenies."
The opening still, which says No Weenies Allowed, resembles the Oscar Mayer hot dog packaging (Oscar Mayer would use the term wiener when describing its hot dogs in advertisements).
When Patrick beats himself up in front of SpongeBob, it's a reference to the cult film Fight Club, where The Narrator beats himself up in front of his employer.
When the tough guy says he ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning without milk, it parodies one of Mr. Ratburn's secrets during the Arthur short story "Arthur And The Real Mr. Ratburn," as per Prunella's dialogue to the gang: "He eats nails for breakfast without milk," while Mr. Ratburn is the third-grade schoolteacher.
After Sandy flips Reg's tattoo around, it is then flapped back to normal, still reading "WOW." Later, it then says "MOM" again, and then just scribbles.
Reg states that SpongeBob belongs at Super Weenie Hut Juniors when in fact SpongeBob actually goes to Weenie Hut Juniors.
When Patrick punches SpongeBob in the fake fight, SpongeBob gets a black eye. When he smiles, the black eye goes away.
Every time the geeks, SpongeBob, and Patrick go off screen or go to a close-up, their chairs change color (blue and white are the colors).
When SpongeBob returns to Weenie Hut Jr.'s and has his hands in his sundae, and the robot calls him a "weenie" once again, SpongeBob mouths "weenie" when the Robot says it.
At first, Patrick is worried that SpongeBob would enter Salty Spittoon. After the Robot gives a good advice, however, he is then interested to help him.
Before SpongeBob started talking to the nerds, the chair on his right is empty, but when it pans left again not even a minute later, Patrick is in the chair already.
In the Bahasa Indonesia version, there's a mistake when nerds talk Patrick about Mega Weenie Monday:
Nerd #2: Actually they moved Double Weenie Wednesday to Friday.
Nerd #3: And besides, today's Sunday.
Patrick: Oh, so it's Mega Weenie Sunday?
Nerd #2: Uhh, that's now on Sunday.
Nerd #3: Super Weenie Hut Jr's has a Mega Weenie Sunday.
Nerd #2: Uhh, no, you're thinking of Monster Weenie Sunday.
When SpongeBob and Sandy get in line, SpongeBob is ahead of Sandy, but after the Popeye fish goes in Sandy is before SpongeBob.