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{{L|''[SpongeBob trying to open the door, but Patrick is sleeping outside and blocking his door. SpongeBob tries to push the door, he opens the door slightly, looks at Patrick]''}} |
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{{L|Squidward|What? ''[puts on hat]''}} |
{{L|Squidward|What? ''[puts on hat]''}} |
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{{L|Patrick|Oh no! He's got the hat, too!}} |
{{L|Patrick|Oh no! He's got the hat, too!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick. I'll be back from work at six. We can play then.}} {{L|Patrick|I'll show you, SpongeBob! I'll get a job and a hat!}} {{L|[Cuts to the Krusty Krab, where a kid is adding ketchup to his fries]}} {{L|Mr. Krabs|Woah, woah, that's enough, lad. What do ya think, I'm made of ketchup? Now run along, boy. [Notices a group of tourists]That sounds like... a band of roaming tourists. [Runs out of the Krusty Krab] Wait, come back! Don't ya wanna give me your money?! They're a slippery bunch. What do I have to do to catch 'em, stand around out here all day? [Notices Patrick] What are you doing there, Patrick?}} {{L|Patrick|Standin' around out here all day.}} {{L|[Mr. Krabs gets an idea]}} {{L|Mr. Krabs|How would you like a job, Patrick?}} {{L|Patrick|Oh boy, gimme my hat!}} {{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll get your hat, but first you have to entice people into the restaurant by standin' right here and holdin' this sign. [Mr. Krabs hands Patrick an arrow-shaped sign saying "The Krusty Krab"] That's not to tough for ya, is it boy?}} {{L|Patrick|Sounds complicated, but if it gets me a work hat. [Holds up the sign] How's this?}} {{L|Mr. Krabs|Perfect. You'll be wearin' that hat in no time at all. [From inside the Krusty Krab] Hee hee hee.}} {{L|Spongebob|What's shakin Mr. K?}} {{L|Mr. Krabs|You're buddy Patrick. I hired him to stand out there and hold that sign.}} {{L|Spongebob|Oh, he is good.}} {{L|Mr. Krabs|And look. He's about reel in his first customer.}} {{L|Harold|Can you direct me to the Krusty Krab please? [Patrick holds the sign so it's pointing at the Chum Bucket. Harold runs into the Chum Bucket.]}} {{L|Mr. Krabs|What does he think he's doing?! [Multiple fish walk past Patrick] They're walkin' right past him. [Runs outside to Patrick] Patrick, you need to get their attention, boy.}} {{L|Patrick|Okay. [Hits a fish in the head with the sign]}} {{L|Mr. Krabs|That ain't the kind of attention we need! Why don't you show a little razzle-dazzle, maybe give the sign a little twirl or something. [Spins the sign, causing it to fly out of Patrick's hands. Hands the sign back to Patrick] Just keep workin' on that one, eh boy? Listen, if any tourists come by, why don't you blow them away with a little extra twirl.}} {{L|Patrick|Any thing for my new hat.}} {{L|[Patrick sees tourists approaching, so he spins the sign very fast, causing the tourists and Mr. Krabs to be blown away]}} |
{{L|Patrick|Do I get my hat, now Mr. Krabs?}} |
{{L|Patrick|Do I get my hat, now Mr. Krabs?}} |
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ehhh... what the heck. It pays to advertise. ''[Gives Patrick a Krusty Krab hat]''}} |
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ehhh... what the heck. It pays to advertise. ''[Gives Patrick a Krusty Krab hat]''}} |
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Revision as of 03:02, 12 June 2015
Template:EpisodeTr/120a
- [SpongeBob trying to open the door, but Patrick is sleeping outside and blocking his door. SpongeBob tries to push the door, he opens the door slightly, looks at Patrick]
- SpongeBob: Patrick!
- [SpongeBob closes the door, Patricks head falls down, which makes Patrick wake up]
- SpongeBob: What are you doing out here, silly?
- Patrick: I'm waiting for you, so we can play the day away. [grumbles] Barnacles! You're wearing that dumb hat, again! Every time you wear that stupid thing, you're gone for the whole day!
- SpongeBob: That's because this is my work hat, Patrick. I have to wear it when I go to work.
- Patrick: Why don't you just take it off?
- SpongeBob: [laughs] I'm afraid it doesn't work that way, buddy.
- Patrick: Ugh! I hate that hat! [Patrick throws Spongebob's hat, but it flies back onto Spongebob's head] Fine, have it your way, hat! [Squidward walks out] Hmph. Looks like Squidward has time to play. Hey, Squidward!
- Squidward: What? [puts on hat]
- Patrick: Oh no! He's got the hat, too!
- SpongeBob: Don't worry, Patrick. I'll be back from work at six. We can play then.
- Patrick: I'll show you, SpongeBob! I'll get a job and a hat!
- [Cuts to the Krusty Krab, where a kid is adding ketchup to his fries]
- Mr. Krabs: Woah, woah, that's enough, lad. What do ya think, I'm made of ketchup? Now run along, boy. [Notices a group of tourists]That sounds like... a band of roaming tourists. [Runs out of the Krusty Krab] Wait, come back! Don't ya wanna give me your money?! They're a slippery bunch. What do I have to do to catch 'em, stand around out here all day? [Notices Patrick] What are you doing there, Patrick?
- Patrick: Standin' around out here all day.
- [Mr. Krabs gets an idea]
- Mr. Krabs: How would you like a job, Patrick?
- Patrick: Oh boy, gimme my hat!
- Mr. Krabs: You'll get your hat, but first you have to entice people into the restaurant by standin' right here and holdin' this sign. [Mr. Krabs hands Patrick an arrow-shaped sign saying "The Krusty Krab"] That's not to tough for ya, is it boy?
- Patrick: Sounds complicated, but if it gets me a work hat. [Holds up the sign] How's this?
- Mr. Krabs: Perfect. You'll be wearin' that hat in no time at all. [From inside the Krusty Krab] Hee hee hee.
- Spongebob: What's shakin Mr. K?
- Mr. Krabs: You're buddy Patrick. I hired him to stand out there and hold that sign.
- Spongebob: Oh, he is good.
- Mr. Krabs: And look. He's about reel in his first customer.
- Harold: Can you direct me to the Krusty Krab please? [Patrick holds the sign so it's pointing at the Chum Bucket. Harold runs into the Chum Bucket.]
- Mr. Krabs: What does he think he's doing?! [Multiple fish walk past Patrick] They're walkin' right past him. [Runs outside to Patrick] Patrick, you need to get their attention, boy.
- Patrick: Okay. [Hits a fish in the head with the sign]
- Mr. Krabs: That ain't the kind of attention we need! Why don't you show a little razzle-dazzle, maybe give the sign a little twirl or something. [Spins the sign, causing it to fly out of Patrick's hands. Hands the sign back to Patrick] Just keep workin' on that one, eh boy? Listen, if any tourists come by, why don't you blow them away with a little extra twirl.
- Patrick: Any thing for my new hat.
- [Patrick sees tourists approaching, so he spins the sign very fast, causing the tourists and Mr. Krabs to be blown away]
- Patrick: Do I get my hat, now Mr. Krabs?
- Mr. Krabs: Ehhh... what the heck. It pays to advertise. [Gives Patrick a Krusty Krab hat]
- Patrick: Yeah! Wheeee! [Then Patrick falls on his face, gets back up and falls down again]
- Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the matter with Patrick?
- SpongeBob: Patrick, what's the matter?
- Patrick: Sometimes when I'm nervous, I forget how to stand!
- SpongeBob: He's nervous.
- Blue Fish: Ha ha! Look at that guy! He can't even stand on his own two feet!
- Pink Fish: Now that's something I'd pay for to watch!
- [Mr. Krabs looks at them, then neck stretches out over to them]
- Mr. Krabs: You mean, CASH money?!
- Pink Fish: Well, heck, yeah!
- Mr. Krabs: Five bucks.
- [Bubble transition. Patrick falls and everybody is laughing and cheering]
- Squidward: It's official. [everyone is still laughing] I hate everyone. [Patrick falls into the kitchen] You call that entertainment? Burace Yourself For True entertainment! [plays on clarinet]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, you alright?
- Patrick: I'm fine.
- Pink Fish: Oh, that horrible noise! [customers begin to leave]
- Mr. Krabs: What do you think you're doing, Squidward?
- Squidward: I'm entertaining Those Hevens.
- Mr. Krabs: We've got all the entertainment we need, thank you very much! [points to Patrick, but he's not there] Hey, where'd he go?
- SpongeBob: [guiding Patrick, who has tissue in his nose] That's buddy. Come on.
- Mr. Krabs: What's with him?
- SpongeBob: Patrick had a bloody nose, so I was going to walk him home.
- Mr. Krabs: A bloody nose, eh? Do ya think I was born yesterday, boy? He doesn't even have a nose. Now everybody, get back to work!! I'm Not Working Running A Happy Factory Here [SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick get back into there positions. to Patrick] keep up the good work!
- Patrick: Aye, aye, captain!
- [6 hours later. Patrick is still falling and three customers are watching as Billy passes by]
- Billy: Hey, is that guy still flopping?
- Customer: Yeah! Amazing isn't it?
- Billy: Doesn't that get old?
- Customer: He's got a point. Let's get out of here.
- Billy: Me too, i'm out. [everyone's leaving]
- Mr Krabs: Hey! What's going on?
- Harold: This guy's act is stale! We crave excitment!
- Mr. Krabs: You want excitment? Well, what if I added a box? [puts Patrick on a box and he falls from it]
- Billy: Sort of the same thing, really.
- Mr. Krabs: Well, what if he fell from two boxes...? [adds another box, but the customers are still bored] ...into cream pie? [puts creme pie in place]
- Patrick: I like pie.
- Billy: Say, that sounds great! [crowd becomes excited]
- Mr. Krabs: Okay, let er rip! [Patrick falls headfirst into the pie. to Squidward] If the crowd gets bored, add more boxes!
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick... How are you feeling after your first day on the job?
- Patrick: [appearance morbidly disheveled] I feel like a million BUCKS... [falls over]
- Mr. Krabs: STEP RIGHT UP!!! WATCH PAT THE BUFFOON FALL INTO A BUCKET OF SPPIINNNYYY SEA URCHINS!!!
- SpongeBob: NO!
- Patrick: Hey SpongeBob. Here Squidward[gives hat to Squidward]. Would you hold my hat so you don't get hurt?
- [tries to fall several times, fails]
- Patrick: Would you give me a push?[Squidward pushes Patrick, Patrick "bends", Squidward falls]Oh look, theres my hat.[Grabs hat puts it on and falls].
- Nat: I paid to see two guys get maimed.
- Harold: Yeah, I want a refund.
- Mr. Krabs: Sorry, absolutely no refunds. [customers grumble] Hey, what are you doing! [Customers tear up his clothes and money flies in the air] Grandma help! [he is in his underwear] All right, you leave me no choice.
- Patrick: You're giving me a raise.
- Mr. Krabs: Not even close, you're fired. As long as I'm still standing, you will never wear this hat again!
- Patrick: Well, I guess it's back to being to no hat pat! [cries]
- Narrator: Epilogue.
- SpongeBob: Cheer up, Patrick. You can always wear my hat, anytime!
- [gives Patrick his hat]
- Patrick: [falls] Thanks, SpongeBob! You're the best!
- SpongeBob: Anytime, pal! Anytime!