No Hat for Pat/transcript

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Patrick: Uhhhhhhhh!

Mr. Krabs: That's enough, Patrick! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Patrick: I did it! Did you see that, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: I saw it.

Patrick: Can I have my hat now?

Mr. Krabs: What the heck?

(Patrick drops many times)

Mr. Krabs: What's wrong?

Patrick: I don't know. Sometimes, when I'm nervous, I forget how to stand.

SpongeBob: He's nervous.

(Patrick continues)

Fish #1: (laughs) Look at that guy! He doesn't know how to stand on his own 2 feet!

Fish #2: And I would give that guy money.

Mr. Krabs: You mean cash money?

Fish #2: Yes!

Everyone: Horray!

Mr. Krabs: Thanks a lot, Patrick. You attracted all these paying customers.

Patrick: I did?

Mr. Krabs: Yep. Now. go at the krusty krab. For more than 5 dollars.