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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "No Hat for Pat" from season 6, which aired on July 19, 2009. (SpongeBob trying to open the door, but Patrick is sleeping outside and blocking his door)

(SpongeBob tries to push the door, he opens the door slightly, looks at Patrick)

SpongeBob: Patrick!

(SpongeBob closes the door, Patricks head falls down, which makes Patrick wake up)

SpongeBob: What are you doing out here, silly?

Patrick: I'm waiting for you. (grumbles) You're wearing that dumb hat, again! Everytime you wear that hat, it means you have to go out for the day.

SpongeBob: Of course Patrick! This is my work hat!

Patrick: Why don't you just take it off?

SpongeBob: (laughs) I'm afraid it doesn't work that way, buddy.

Patrick: Ugh! I hate that hat! Fine, have it your way! (Squidward walks out) Hmph. Looks like Squidward has enough time to play. Hey, Squidward!

Squidward: What? (puts on hat)

Patrick: Oh no! He's got the hat, too!

SpongeBob: Don't worry, Patrick. I'll get finished with work and we can play, then.

Patrick: I'll show you. I'll get a job and a hat!

(They show Patrick spinning the Krusty Krab sign, Then the tourist and Mr. Krab start to fly away)

Patrick: Do I get my hat, now Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Ehhh... what the heck. It pays to advertise. (Gives Patrick a Krusty Krab hat)

Patrick: Yeah! Wheeee! (Then Patrick falls on his face, gets back up and falls down again)

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what's the matter with Patrick?

SpongeBob: Patrick, what's the matter?

Patrick: Sometimes when I'm nervous, I forget how to stand!

SpongeBob: He's nervous.

Blue Fish: Ha ha! Look at that guy! He can't even stand on his own two feet!

Pink Fish: Now that's something I'd pay for to watch!

(Mr. Krabs looks at them, then neck stretches out over to them)

Mr. Krabs: You mean, CASH money?!

Pink Fish: Well, heck, yeah!

Mr. Krabs: Five bucks.

(Bubble transition)

(Patrick falls and everybody is laughing and cheering)

Squidward: It's official. (everyone is still laughing) I hate everyone. (Patrick falls into the kitchen) You call that entertainment? Burace Yourself For True entertainment! (plays on clarinet)

SpongeBob: Patrick, you alright?

Patrick: I'm fine.

Pink Fish: Oh, that horrible noise! (customers begin to leave)

Mr. Krabs: What do you think you're doing, Squidward?

Squidward: I'm entertaining Those Hevens.

Mr. Krabs: We've got all the entertainment we need, thank you very much! (points to Patrick, but he's not there) Hey, where'd he go?

SpongeBob: (guiding Patrick, who has tissue in his nose) That's buddy. Come on.

Mr. Krabs: What's with him?

SpongeBob: Patrick had a bloody nose, so I was going to walk him home.

Mr. Krabs: A bloody nose, eh? Do ya think I was born yesterday, boy? He doesn't even have a nose. Now everybody, get back to work!! I'm Not Working Running A Happy Factory Here (SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick get back into there positions) (to Patrick) keep up the good work!

Patrick: Aye, aye, captain!

(6 hours later)

(Patrick is still falling and three customers are watching as Billy passes by)

Billy: Hey, is that buy still flopping?

Customer: Yeah! Amazing isn't it?

Billy: Doesn't that get old?

Customer: He's got a point. I'm out

Billy: Me, too. (everyone's leaving)

Mr Krabs: Hey! What's going on?

Harold: This guy's act is stale! We demand entertainment!

Mr. Krabs: Well, what if I added a box? (puts Patrick on a box and he falls from it)

Billy: Sort of the same thing, really.

Mr. Krabs: Well, what if he fell from two boxes...? (adds another box, but the customers are still bored) ...into cream pie? (puts creme pie in place)

Patrick: I like pie.

Billy: Say, that sounds great! (crowd becomes excited)

Mr. Krabs: Okay, let er rip! (Patrick falls headfirst into the pie) (to Squidward) If the crowd gets bored, add more boxes!

Mr. Krabs: STEP RIGHT UP!!! WATCH PAT THE BUFFOON FALL INTO A BUCKET OF SPPIINNNYYY SEA URCHINS!!!

sPONGEBOB: NO!

Patrick:Hey Spongebob. Here Squidward(gives hat to Squidward).Would you hold my hat so dont get hurt?

(tries to fall several times, fails.)

Patrick: Would you give me a push?(Squidward pushes Patrick, Patrick "bends", Squidward falls)Oh look, theres my hat.(Grabs hat puts it on and falls).

Customer: I want a refund.

Mr. Krabs: Sorry, absolutely no refunds. [customers grumble] Hey, what are you doing! [Customers tear up his clothes and money flies in the air] Grandma help! [he is in his underwear] All right, you leave me no choice.

Patrick: You're giving me a raise.

Mr. Krabs: Not even close, you're fired. As long as I'm still standing, you will never wear this hat again!

Patrick: Well, I guess it's back to being to hat pat! (cries)

(Epilogue)

SpongeBob: Cheer up, Patrick. You can always wear my hat, anytime!

(gives Patrick his hat)

Patrick: (falls) Thanks, SpongeBob! You're the best!

SpongeBob: Anytime, pal! Anytime!

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