One day Patrick is sleeping outside of SpongeBob's house, he wakes up to go jellyfishing, only to discover that he is wearing his Krusty Krab hat, he knows that means that he has to work, he next discovers that Squidward had a hat too, in displeasure he promises that he was going to get a job, and a hat, so he goes off. SpongeBob arrives at work, while Mr. Krabs is watching for customers, he then spots a group of tourists which he wants to serve some Krabby Patties, he could not catch them, so he thinks of ideas to catch them next time they come around, he then bumps into Patrick, who he hires to stand outside and lure in tourists, he is also promised to have a hat afterwards. SpongeBob watches as Patrick directs customers the wrong way, and sometimes pays no attention, Mr. Krabs goes out to show him the proper way to lure in customers, but he fails too, but in the end he receives his hat, only to fall down for Anonymous reasons, SpongeBob asks him what is wrong, and he supposed that he is nervous, he falls and Falls, he lures in customers, and the tourists by doing this, and they say, THAT'S THE KIND OF MINDLESSNESS THEY PAY MONEY TO SEE, so Mr. Krabs decides to make Patrick the main attraction at the Krusty Krab, and hosts a show with Patrick as the star, but the customers soon are ran off by Squidward, trying to entertain them, of course thinking that they are uncultured, as he plays the clarinet and roams around the Krusty Krab, so the customers got out of here. The customers continue to watch Patrick, but it gets old, but then Krabs starts to think of more painful ways to make Patrick fall, and it brings them back. SpongeBob tries to convince Patrick to stop falling for enjoyment but Patrick says the hat promotes him and he wants to keep doing his job, SpongeBob agrees. The next day he is going to fall into a bucket of spiky sea urchins, and he takes his hat off so it will not get damaged, but he then finds himself stuck on the edge, SpongeBob tries to stop his but he falls, right on top of Squidward, who tries to push him, the customers attack Krabs and steal all of their money back because no-one was hurt, Krabs then takes the hat back from Patrick, blaming him for it, saying that as long as he stands he will never wear the hat again. In the epilogue, SpongeBob cheers Patrick up, and tells him he can wear his hat anytime he pleases, and so they go back to their normal lives.
( ‣ ) Associated production music
( • ) Original music
( ◦ ) SpongeBob music
• ? - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [title card/Patrick upset that SpongeBob has to go to work] • ? - Jeremy Wakefield ["Oh, no! He's got the hat too!"] •Botany Bay - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [at the Krusty Krab] • ? - Jeremy Wakefield [tourists taking pictures] ‣Tympup A - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [Patrick standing around] ‣ ? [Krabs gets an idea] • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr ["How would you like a job, Patrick?"] ‣ ? [Patrick holding the sign incorrectly] • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr ["Patrick, you need to get their attention."] • ? - Jeremy Wakefield ["Anything for my new hat!"] • ? - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [Patrick twirling the sign] • ? - Jeremy Wakefield ["I did it!"] ‣ ? [Krabs gives Patrick a hat] ‣ ? [Patrick keeps falling] ‣Captain Lenoe's - Michael Arthur, Colin Cater, Mick Graves, The Folk Players, Sarah Graves, Simon Ritchie [The Falling Fool] • ? - Nicolas Carr, Barry Anthony [Squidward playing clarinet] • ? - Nicolas Carr ["Where'd he go?"] ‣Dingle's Regatta - Brian Peters ["Now get back to work, the all of yous!"] • ? - Michael Bolger, Nicolas Carr [seven hours later] ‣Ta-Ra A - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy ["What if I added a box?"] ‣Ta-Ra B - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy ["What if he flopped from two boxes..."] ‣Ta-Ra C - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy ["...into a cream pie?"] ‣Kerry Polka - Brian Peters [everyone pays] •Steel Sting - Jeremy Wakefield ["I feel like a million bucks."] ‣Drama Link (e) - Hubert Clifford ["Patrick, are you all right?"] ‣Fates - Gregor F. Narholz ["No! Please don't tell Mr. Krabs!"] • ? - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield ["I'm worried about Patrick."] ‣Entry of the Gladiators - Dick Stephen Walter ["See the part-time minimum wage employee fall from high atop this tower!"] ‣Zampano's Waltz - Florence Caillon, Xavier Demerliac [Patrick not falling] ‣Clowns - Dick Stephen Walter [Squidward and Patrick falling] • ? - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [everyone takes their money back] ‣The Drunken Sailor - ? ["All right, you leave me no choice."] • ? - Jeremy Wakefield [Patrick is fired] • ? - Sage Guyton, Jeremy Wakefield [epilogue]
Squidward breaks the fourth wall, by saying: I hate everyone. And looking directly at the viewers while he is saying it.
This is the third episode where Mr. Krabs tells Patrick he's fired. The first was in Arrgh! and the second was in That's No Lady.
Patrick claims he hates the fact that SpongeBob has to wear a hat but in Arrgh! he wore one. It's possible this took place before Arrgh!.
Patrick tricking Squidward into diving for him is similar to the 1948 Bugs Bunny cartoon High Diving Hare.
When the two fish pay five dollars when they see Patrick fall, the woman hands Mr. Krabs four bills. But when Mr. Krabs charges five dollars to the tourists, they only hand him one bill. This is portrayed many times during the episode. When Mr. Krabs collects money in the Krusty Krab, they hand in three bills. Then during the end of the episode, they hand him one bill again.
When Spongebob and Squidward leave to go to the Krusty Krab, they go to the left instead of the right.