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| − | '''SpongeBob: '''(turns off the alarm) Time for |
+ | '''SpongeBob: '''(turns off the alarm) Time for an LGBT meeting! Let it rip, Gary! (Gary pushes a button that sends SpongeBob to climax into the air. SpongeBob bounces off a chair, while jizzing in his cup of tea) Ahh... (cock pops out into the air, where Gary sucks it. Gary spits SpongeBobs cock out where SpongeBobs boner lands on a target that Gary has painted) Ta-da! Not bad, partner in crime! The BJ could have been a little wetter, though. (heads to the door) See you later! (opens the door where Patrick is standing there with a net in his hand) |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Hey SpongeBob, want to go |
+ | '''Patrick:''' Hey SpongeBob, want to go jellyfucking? |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Sorry Patrick, I can’t. I have |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' Sorry Patrick, I can’t. I have LGBT today! |
| − | '''Patrick: '''Well, what am I supposed to do all day while you’re at |
+ | '''Patrick: '''Well, what am I supposed to do all day while you’re at the meeting? |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' (starts to cry) |
+ | '''Patrick:''' (starts to cry) Jack off alone! |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, Patrick. Why don’t you come to |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' Wait a second, Patrick. Why don’t you come to the meeting with me? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' You and me in School together as classmates! Think about it! (Patrick imagines a |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' You and me in School together as classmates! Think about it! (Patrick imagines a line ful of men waiting to give him head) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Brace yourself, Patrick. I’m about to introduce you to the greatest |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' Brace yourself, Patrick. I’m about to introduce you to the greatest gay ride of your lifetime. |
| − | '''Patrick: '''(laughs) |
+ | '''Patrick: '''(laughs) With my line! |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Behold Patrick, the Hallway Of |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' Behold Patrick, the Hallway Of Fucking! (runs up to the water fountain) And this is the Fountain Of Fucking! (runs to the lockers) And these are the Lockers Of Fucking! |
| − | '''Patrick:''' (runs up to some stairs) And these are the Stairs Of |
+ | '''Patrick:''' (runs up to some stairs) And these are the Stairs Of Fucking, right? |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' No, they’re just the stairs. (walks over to another set of stairs) ''These'' are the Stairs Of |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' No, they’re just the stairs. (walks over to another set of stairs) ''These'' are the Stairs Of Fucking. |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' (looks at his watch) |
+ | '''Patrick:''' (looks at his watch) 9:20? But I thought you said you were early. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' Early for being late!. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Hey! When did |
+ | '''Patrick:''' Obviously... Hey! When did my dick finally shrink? |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (both walk into the classroom) And now, for the room with the most |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' (both walk into the classroom) And now, for the room with the most ass: my Classroom. |
| − | '''Patrick: '''Ohh! |
+ | '''Patrick: '''Ohh! (aroused) |
| − | '''SpongeBob: '''And this is the |
+ | '''SpongeBob: '''And this is the golden phallis. It’s the ladle that helps us drink from the Fountain Of Fucking. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Ohhh!!! |
+ | '''Patrick:''' Ohhh!!! (more aroused) |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (walks up to the Good |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' (walks up to the Good Doodle Board) And those strong dicks are recorded here on the Good Doodle board! (looks at Patrick) |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Huh? Uh, sorry. OHHHH!!!! |
+ | '''Patrick:''' Huh? Uh, sorry. OHHHH!!!! (fake orgasm) |
| − | '''SpongeBob: '''(points to each star) Attendance. |
+ | '''SpongeBob: '''(points to each star) Attendance. Penismanship. Basic Dick Sanitation. Advanced Dick Sanitation. I’ll add your name so you can start collecting good doodle stars too! (adds Patricks name) There you are. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob: '''Oh now, Patrick. I’m just like everyone else, no matter how many stars I have. Ahem! (high pitched) '' |
+ | '''SpongeBob: '''Oh now, Patrick. I’m just like everyone else, no matter how many stars I have. Ahem! (high pitched) ''4''. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Who said that? (runs over to |
+ | '''Patrick:''' Who said that? (runs over to a clown in a box) Was it him? |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' The greatest lesson of all: the precious value of |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' The greatest lesson of all: the precious value of homosexuality. You see Patrick, Roger’s makeup represents us hiding our shame and not revealing our true nature. (points the light bulb) This light bulb represents goodness shining down on us. And without its energy and warmth, within minutes, Roger would die. |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' (jumps into the chair) |
+ | '''Patrick:''' (jumps into the chair) Im gay! |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' This is gonna be great! (both giggle. Scene cuts to class) |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' This is gonna be great! (both giggle and screw. Scene cuts to class) |
| − | '''Mrs. Puff: '''Hello class, my name is Mrs. |
+ | '''Mrs. Puff: '''Hello class, my name is Mrs. Puss. And the only reason I say that I see we have a new student. Young man, why don’t you stand up and introduce yourself? |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Who’s the |
+ | '''Patrick:''' Who’s the lesbo talking to? |
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| − | '''Mrs. Puff: '''Come on now, tell the class your name. Don’t be nervous. (Patrick gets nervous) We just want to know your name. (Patrick gets more nervous) |
+ | '''Mrs. Puff: '''Come on now, tell the class your name. Don’t be nervous. (Patrick gets nervous) We just want to know your name *mutters* and gender. (Patrick gets more nervous) |
| − | '''Patrick:''' |
+ | '''Patrick:''' *blows fart and shits pants* (class laughs hysterically) |
'''Mrs. Puff:''' (sarcastically) Oh great, another genius... |
'''Mrs. Puff:''' (sarcastically) Oh great, another genius... |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I guess it’s just |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' I guess it’s just your stupidity. |
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| − | '''Mrs. Puff: '''(writes on the chalkboard) Today’s first lesson will be on |
+ | '''Mrs. Puff: '''(writes on the chalkboard) Today’s first lesson will be on LGBT vs. religion. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' |
+ | '''Patrick:''' *farts*. (both start to giggle) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I thought of something funnier than |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' I thought of something funnier than *little fart*. |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (stifled laugh) |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' (stifled laugh) *HUGE FART*. (both laugh loud enough for Mrs Puss to hear) |
| − | '''Mrs. Puff:''' ''That’s [[wikipedia:Enough|enough]]!'' Young man, this is your first day, so I’ll let you off with a warning. As for ''you'', SpongeBob, I expect more from a good |
+ | '''Mrs. Puff:''' ''That’s [[wikipedia:Enough|enough]]!'' Young man, this is your first day, so I’ll let you off with a warning. As for ''you'', SpongeBob, I expect more from a good doodle. You disgrace our race with vulgarity. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Yes, Mrs. |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' Yes, Mrs. Puss. |
| − | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Now then, " |
+ | '''Mrs. Puff:''' Now then, "Catholicism"; what every faggot should know. It is our prime enemy... |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (looks at the drawing Patrick gave him of Mrs |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' (looks at the drawing Patrick gave him of Mrs Puss and gasps) Rosie O'Donnell? Patrick, you can’t do that! She’s the teacher! |
| − | '''Mrs Puff:''' What about the teacher? (SpongeBob screams as Mrs. |
+ | '''Mrs Puff:''' What about the teacher? (SpongeBob screams as Mrs. Puss sees Patrick's drawing of her) As if I really look like this! (puts it a drawer with a bunch of other drawings of her which are exactly alike) SpongeBob, I believe you know the punishment for betraying your kind. (takes clothes off) |
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| − | '''Mrs. Puff:''' I’m sorry SpongeBob, but if one wishes to ''be'' a good |
+ | '''Mrs. Puff:''' I’m sorry SpongeBob, but if one wishes to ''be'' a good doodle, one must ''behave'' like a good doodle. (walks over to him) |
| − | '''SpongeBob: '''(starting to cry) I’m |
+ | '''SpongeBob: '''(starting to cry) I’m gay!!! I’m gay!!! |
| − | '''Mrs. Puff:''' You’ll get |
+ | '''Mrs. Puff:''' You’ll get your honor back when you earn it... |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' No!! (starts crying as Mrs Puff slowly |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' No!! (starts crying as Mrs Puff slowly shoves his dick into her pussy) NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!! (SpongeBob goes crazy as she makes him cum. When he finally does, he faints) |
| − | '''Patrick:''' (raises his hand) Mrs. |
+ | '''Patrick:''' (raises his hand) Mrs. Puss, is it cumtime? |
| − | '''Mrs. Puff:''' SpongeBob, I’ve had enough of your nonsense. Now collect your things and |
+ | '''Mrs. Puff:''' SpongeBob, I’ve had enough of your nonsense. Now collect your things and let Roger molest you. |
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| − | '''Mrs Puff:''' Because |
+ | '''Mrs Puff:''' Because Rosie O'Donnell said so. Now go! |
| − | '''SpongeBob: '''(Mad) Thanks a lot, |
+ | '''SpongeBob: '''(Mad) Thanks a lot, asswipe! |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Sure thing |
+ | '''Patrick:''' Sure thing....normal (spongeBob walks to the back) |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, I guess I can be a Good |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, I guess I can be a Good Doodle from back here. (Mrs Puff's voice is receding as SpongeBob tries to listen over Rogers moaning) It’s so hard to hear. What kind of student fucks a clown willingly anyway? (reads the writing on the desk) 'Cocks R 4 Chumps'? Where am I? |
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+ | '''Roger:''' Just ignore him, SpongeBob. |
'''Patrick: '''SpongeBob, over here! |
'''Patrick: '''SpongeBob, over here! |
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| − | '''Patrick: ''' |
+ | '''Patrick: '''Fuck you. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' (yells) |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' (yells) FUCK YOU?!?! (all the cumballs are blown onto Mrs Puff) |
| − | '''Mrs. Puff: '''Perhaps ''this'' would be a good time for recess. (scene cuts to SpongeBob at |
+ | '''Mrs. Puff: '''Perhaps ''this'' would be a good time for recess. (scene cuts to SpongeBob at recess. Patrick walks up to him) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' There is nothing funny about what you did in there, Patrick! You got me in trouble! You got me moved to the |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' There is nothing funny about what you did in there, Patrick! You got me in trouble! You got me moved to the clown's den! You cost me one of my gay pride! |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Who cares about a |
+ | '''Patrick:''' Who cares about a Faggot? |
| − | '''SpongeBob: '''Gee Patrick, it seems that you would care a lot about |
+ | '''SpongeBob: '''Gee Patrick, it seems that you would care a lot about faggots, considering that ''you are one''''!''''' |
| − | '''Patrick:''' |
+ | '''Patrick:''' So are you! |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' No Im not! Im gay! Im honorable! (a group of students crowd around SpongeBob & Patrick chanting 'fuck') |
| − | '''Patrick:''' I don’t see anyone |
+ | '''Patrick:''' I don’t see anyone fucking, do you? |
| − | '''SpongeBob: '''They’re talking about us, we’re |
+ | '''SpongeBob: '''They’re talking about us, we’re fucking! |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Don’t mind if I do! (both start to |
+ | '''Patrick:''' Don’t mind if I do! (both start to fuck. The group of students start to quiet down as they notice SpongeBob & Patrick are fucking but missing at the same time) |
| − | '''Student:''' This is embarrassing. (everyone leaves as Mrs. |
+ | '''Student:''' This is embarrassing. (everyone leaves as Mrs. Puss walks up) |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob and I were |
+ | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob and I were fucking. |
| − | '''Mrs. Puff:''' (gasps) |
+ | '''Mrs. Puff:''' (gasps) Fucking? Well, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but SpongeBob SquarePants, I hereby sentence you and your friend (lights dim on Mrs Puff and scary music plays) to ''reconciliation'''!''''' |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' Reconciliation!? |
| − | '''Mrs Puff:''' May |
+ | '''Mrs Puff:''' May God have mercy on your souls... (Mrs Puff turns off the flashlight she was holding. Scene cuts to Catholic school where SpongeBob is sitting at the front and Patrick is sitting at the back) |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' In one day, I’ve gone from Good |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' In one day, I’ve gone from Good Doodle to Normal Doodle . It’s all Stupid Patrick’s fault. I hate you, Patrick. |
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| − | '''Patrick: '''Yeah, well, I’d hate you even if I |
+ | '''Patrick: '''Yeah, well, I’d hate you even if I hate you. |
| − | '''SpongeBob: '''I’d hate you even if that made sense. |
+ | '''SpongeBob: '''I’d hate you even if that didnt made sense. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' I’d hate you even if you were |
+ | '''Patrick:''' I’d hate you even if you were you. That’s how much I hate me, I mean YOU, no ME! Yeah! Wait... |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' I’d hate you, uhh, I’d hate you even if the |
+ | '''SpongeBob:''' I’d hate you, uhh, I’d hate you even if the the pedo clown died! (Coincidentally, the light bulb burns out. SpongeBob and Patrick panic when they see the makeup falling off. Roger starts to freeze to death. SpongeBob and Patrick sit there crying, and SpongeBob says) I’m sorry I called you a Stupid Faggot! |
| − | '''Patrick:''' (talking fast) I’m sorry I got you in trouble and got you moved to the back of the class and got your |
+ | '''Patrick:''' (talking fast) I’m sorry I got you in trouble and got you moved to the back of the class and got your pride removed and shot the cumballs... |
| − | '''SpongeBob: '''I’m sorry your |
+ | '''SpongeBob: '''I’m sorry your a Stupid Faggot. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' Me too, now let’s save Roger! |
+ | '''Patrick:''' Me too, now let’s save Roger! Wait...GAAAAHHHHH! |
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| − | '''Patrick:''' (opens the door to the supply closet) |
+ | '''Patrick:''' (opens the door to the supply closet) Candy! |
| − | (there is a pile of lightbulbs but Patrick is looking at the |
+ | (there is a pile of lightbulbs but Patrick is looking at the Kit Kat that is at the top) But why does it have to be so far away? (begins to climb the pile of bulbs. SpongeBob tries warming up the clown by blowing him, huffing and puffing, etc. while Patrick is still climbing the pile of light bulbs. Patrick finally reaches the top, blows a hunk, then runs down the pile with the candy and masturbates on the floor with it) I’m cumming, SpongeBob! |
| + | *30 Minutes Later* |
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'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, where’s Patrick? Forget it, I’ve got to get Roger warmth! (runs into Patrick and both of their items are in the air) The lightbulb! Without its warmth, Roger will die! |
'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, where’s Patrick? Forget it, I’ve got to get Roger warmth! (runs into Patrick and both of their items are in the air) The lightbulb! Without its warmth, Roger will die! |
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| − | '''Patrick: '''Roger! Without him, |
+ | '''Patrick: '''Roger! Without him, Mrs. Puss cant punish Spongebob! (both jump for the item that is closest to them and crash into the floor with them in their hands. They put the lightbulb and egg back where they were) |
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| − | '''Mrs Puff: '''Good job, boys! ( |
+ | '''Mrs Puff: '''Good job, boys! ( Sister O'Hara turns on a light from behind the chalkboard) I saw the whole thing throught the power of God and I couldn’t be happier with your team work! I’ve decided to give you each back to your class Although I’m not sure what saving a clown has to do with LGBT meetings. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' |
+ | '''Patrick:''' LGBT? I thought this was CCD. See ya, SpongeBob. See ya, Miracle Worker. |
| − | '''Roger:''' ( |
+ | '''Roger:''' (wakes up) Hey, what’d I miss? |
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SpongeBob: (turns off the alarm) Time for an LGBT meeting! Let it rip, Gary! (Gary pushes a button that sends SpongeBob to climax into the air. SpongeBob bounces off a chair, while jizzing in his cup of tea) Ahh... (cock pops out into the air, where Gary sucks it. Gary spits SpongeBobs cock out where SpongeBobs boner lands on a target that Gary has painted) Ta-da! Not bad, partner in crime! The BJ could have been a little wetter, though. (heads to the door) See you later! (opens the door where Patrick is standing there with a net in his hand)
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, want to go jellyfucking?
SpongeBob: Sorry Patrick, I can’t. I have LGBT today!
Patrick: Well, what am I supposed to do all day while you’re at the meeting?
SpongeBob: I don’t know. What do you normally do while I’m gone?
Patrick: (starts to cry) Jack off alone!
SpongeBob: Wait a second, Patrick. Why don’t you come to the meeting with me?
Patrick: Yeah, that’s a great idea!
SpongeBob: You and me in School together as classmates! Think about it! (Patrick imagines a line ful of men waiting to give him head)
Patrick: Wow. (scene cuts to them at School)
SpongeBob: Brace yourself, Patrick. I’m about to introduce you to the greatest gay ride of your lifetime.
Patrick: (laughs) With my line!
SpongeBob: Behold Patrick, the Hallway Of Fucking! (runs up to the water fountain) And this is the Fountain Of Fucking! (runs to the lockers) And these are the Lockers Of Fucking!
Patrick: (runs up to some stairs) And these are the Stairs Of Fucking, right?
SpongeBob: No, they’re just the stairs. (walks over to another set of stairs) These are the Stairs Of Fucking.
Patrick: Where is everyone?
SpongeBob: Home, probably. Class doesn’t start 'till 9:00.
Patrick: (looks at his watch) 9:20? But I thought you said you were early.
SpongeBob: Early for being late!.
Patrick: Obviously... Hey! When did my dick finally shrink?
SpongeBob: (both walk into the classroom) And now, for the room with the most ass: my Classroom.
Patrick: Ohh! (aroused)
SpongeBob: And this is the golden phallis. It’s the ladle that helps us drink from the Fountain Of Fucking.
Patrick: Ohhh!!! (more aroused)
SpongeBob: (walks up to the Good Doodle Board) And those strong dicks are recorded here on the Good Doodle board! (looks at Patrick)
Patrick: Huh? Uh, sorry. OHHHH!!!! (fake orgasm)
SpongeBob: (points to each star) Attendance. Penismanship. Basic Dick Sanitation. Advanced Dick Sanitation. I’ll add your name so you can start collecting good doodle stars too! (adds Patricks name) There you are.
Patrick: But look at all the stars you have! I’ll never be that good.
SpongeBob: Oh now, Patrick. I’m just like everyone else, no matter how many stars I have. Ahem! (high pitched) 4.
Patrick: Who said that? (runs over to a clown in a box) Was it him?
SpongeBob: I doubt it. That’s Roger, our class science project.
Patrick: What does he teach us?
SpongeBob: The greatest lesson of all: the precious value of homosexuality. You see Patrick, Roger’s makeup represents us hiding our shame and not revealing our true nature. (points the light bulb) This light bulb represents goodness shining down on us. And without its energy and warmth, within minutes, Roger would die.
Patrick: (turns light on and off) Life! death! Life! death! Life! death! Life! death! Life! death!
SpongeBob: PATRICK!!!
Patrick: (turns light on) Sorry. (SpongeBob moves his desk to the front of the teachers desk)
SpongeBob: The best part about being early is you get to sit close to the teacher? Think you can handle the second chair?
Patrick: (jumps into the chair) Im gay!
SpongeBob: This is gonna be great! (both giggle and screw. Scene cuts to class)
Mrs. Puff: Hello class, my name is Mrs. Puss. And the only reason I say that I see we have a new student. Young man, why don’t you stand up and introduce yourself?
Patrick: Who’s the lesbo talking to?
SpongeBob: You, Patrick, she’s the teacher!
Patrick: Oh.
Mrs. Puff: Come on now, tell the class your name. Don’t be nervous. (Patrick gets nervous) We just want to know your name *mutters* and gender. (Patrick gets more nervous)
Patrick: *blows fart and shits pants* (class laughs hysterically)
Mrs. Puff: (sarcastically) Oh great, another genius...
Patrick: (sits back down) Why are they laughing?
SpongeBob: I guess it’s just your stupidity.
Patrick: Oh. (Patrick laughs after a brief pause)
Mrs. Puff: (writes on the chalkboard) Today’s first lesson will be on LGBT vs. religion.
Patrick: *farts*. (both start to giggle)
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick.
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob: I thought of something funnier than *little fart*.
Patrick: Let me hear it.
SpongeBob: (stifled laugh) *HUGE FART*. (both laugh loud enough for Mrs Puss to hear)
Mrs. Puff: That’s enough! Young man, this is your first day, so I’ll let you off with a warning. As for you, SpongeBob, I expect more from a good doodle. You disgrace our race with vulgarity.
SpongeBob: Yes, Mrs. Puss.
Mrs. Puff: Now then, "Catholicism"; what every faggot should know. It is our prime enemy...
SpongeBob: (looks at the drawing Patrick gave him of Mrs Puss and gasps) Rosie O'Donnell? Patrick, you can’t do that! She’s the teacher!
Mrs Puff: What about the teacher? (SpongeBob screams as Mrs. Puss sees Patrick's drawing of her) As if I really look like this! (puts it a drawer with a bunch of other drawings of her which are exactly alike) SpongeBob, I believe you know the punishment for betraying your kind. (takes clothes off)
SpongeBob: No...
Mrs. Puff: I’m sorry SpongeBob, but if one wishes to be a good doodle, one must behave like a good doodle. (walks over to him)
SpongeBob: (starting to cry) I’m gay!!! I’m gay!!!
Mrs. Puff: You’ll get your honor back when you earn it...
SpongeBob: No!! (starts crying as Mrs Puff slowly shoves his dick into her pussy) NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!! (SpongeBob goes crazy as she makes him cum. When he finally does, he faints)
Patrick: (raises his hand) Mrs. Puss, is it cumtime?
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, I’ve had enough of your nonsense. Now collect your things and let Roger molest you.
SpongeBob: What, me? But why?
Mrs Puff: Because Rosie O'Donnell said so. Now go!
SpongeBob: (Mad) Thanks a lot, asswipe!
Patrick: Sure thing....normal (spongeBob walks to the back)
SpongeBob: Well, I guess I can be a Good Doodle from back here. (Mrs Puff's voice is receding as SpongeBob tries to listen over Rogers moaning) It’s so hard to hear. What kind of student fucks a clown willingly anyway? (reads the writing on the desk) 'Cocks R 4 Chumps'? Where am I?
Patrick: Psst! SpongeBob?
Roger: Just ignore him, SpongeBob.
Patrick: SpongeBob, over here!
Roger: Whatever you do, don’t look at him.
Patrick: Psst, SpongeBob. (grunts as he throws a piece of waded up condom at SpongeBob) Psst, SpongeBob! (throws a dildo at SpongeBob) SpongeBob? (cums a bunch of cumballs on SpongeBob's face) SpongeBob? Psst, over here. I'm trying to tell you something. Something important.
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: Fuck you.
SpongeBob: (yells) FUCK YOU?!?! (all the cumballs are blown onto Mrs Puff)
Mrs. Puff: Perhaps this would be a good time for recess. (scene cuts to SpongeBob at recess. Patrick walks up to him)
Patrick: Hey buddy! Funny stuff in there, funny stuff!
SpongeBob: There is nothing funny about what you did in there, Patrick! You got me in trouble! You got me moved to the clown's den! You cost me one of my gay pride!
Patrick: Who cares about a Faggot?
SpongeBob: Gee Patrick, it seems that you would care a lot about faggots, considering that you are one'!
Patrick: So are you!
SpongeBob: No Im not! Im gay! Im honorable! (a group of students crowd around SpongeBob & Patrick chanting 'fuck')
Patrick: I don’t see anyone fucking, do you?
SpongeBob: They’re talking about us, we’re fucking!
Patrick: Don’t mind if I do! (both start to fuck. The group of students start to quiet down as they notice SpongeBob & Patrick are fucking but missing at the same time)
Student: This is embarrassing. (everyone leaves as Mrs. Puss walks up)
Mrs. Puff: What’s going on here?! Well?
Patrick: SpongeBob and I were fucking.
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) Fucking? Well, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but SpongeBob SquarePants, I hereby sentence you and your friend (lights dim on Mrs Puff and scary music plays) to reconciliation!
SpongeBob: Reconciliation!?
Mrs Puff: May God have mercy on your souls... (Mrs Puff turns off the flashlight she was holding. Scene cuts to Catholic school where SpongeBob is sitting at the front and Patrick is sitting at the back)
SpongeBob: In one day, I’ve gone from Good Doodle to Normal Doodle . It’s all Stupid Patrick’s fault. I hate you, Patrick.
Patrick: I hate you more.
SpongeBob: I’d hate you no matter what.
Patrick: Yeah, well, I’d hate you even if I hate you.
SpongeBob: I’d hate you even if that didnt made sense.
Patrick: I’d hate you even if you were you. That’s how much I hate me, I mean YOU, no ME! Yeah! Wait...
SpongeBob: I’d hate you, uhh, I’d hate you even if the the pedo clown died! (Coincidentally, the light bulb burns out. SpongeBob and Patrick panic when they see the makeup falling off. Roger starts to freeze to death. SpongeBob and Patrick sit there crying, and SpongeBob says) I’m sorry I called you a Stupid Faggot!
Patrick: (talking fast) I’m sorry I got you in trouble and got you moved to the back of the class and got your pride removed and shot the cumballs...
SpongeBob: I’m sorry your a Stupid Faggot.
Patrick: Me too, now let’s save Roger! Wait...GAAAAHHHHH!
SpongeBob: (takes Roger) I’ll keep him warm and you get a lightbulb from the supply closet.
Patrick: (opens the door to the supply closet) Candy!
(there is a pile of lightbulbs but Patrick is looking at the Kit Kat that is at the top) But why does it have to be so far away? (begins to climb the pile of bulbs. SpongeBob tries warming up the clown by blowing him, huffing and puffing, etc. while Patrick is still climbing the pile of light bulbs. Patrick finally reaches the top, blows a hunk, then runs down the pile with the candy and masturbates on the floor with it) I’m cumming, SpongeBob!
- 30 Minutes Later*
SpongeBob: Oh, where’s Patrick? Forget it, I’ve got to get Roger warmth! (runs into Patrick and both of their items are in the air) The lightbulb! Without its warmth, Roger will die!
Patrick: Roger! Without him, Mrs. Puss cant punish Spongebob! (both jump for the item that is closest to them and crash into the floor with them in their hands. They put the lightbulb and egg back where they were)
SpongeBob: We did it, Patrick, we saved Roger’s life!
Mrs Puff: Good job, boys! ( Sister O'Hara turns on a light from behind the chalkboard) I saw the whole thing throught the power of God and I couldn’t be happier with your team work! I’ve decided to give you each back to your class Although I’m not sure what saving a clown has to do with LGBT meetings.
Patrick: LGBT? I thought this was CCD. See ya, SpongeBob. See ya, Miracle Worker.
Roger: (wakes up) Hey, what’d I miss?