|New Kelp Times|
|Appearance:||"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?"|
|List of objects|
New Kelp Times is a newspaper that only appeared in the episode "What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" The newspaper is in New Kelp City. Sandy found it with Squidward and Patrick at a gas station. Patrick thought SpongeBob was trapped in the newspaper because of the picture of him and he then throws a brick at the machine, breaking it open. On the front there is a picture of SpongeBob and a headline saying that he is the new mayor of New Kelp City.
- The name is a parody of the New York Times.
- The paper, and the machine it's sold from, look similar to the ones in the episode "The Krabby Kronicle."