|New Kelp Times|
|Appearance:||"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?"|
|List of objects|
Role in the episode
Sandy finds it with Squidward and Patrick at a gas station. Patrick thinks SpongeBob is trapped in the newspaper because of the picture depicting him. He then throws a brick at the machine, breaking it open and proceeding to hug the newspaper, believing it's actually his best friend. The ink of it then comes off on Patrick's stomach.
On the front there is a picture of SpongeBob and a headline saying that he is the new mayor of New Kelp City.