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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Remember, class, there's only one way to park a boat, the safe way. You now see the importance of proper steering and a properly calibrated anchor... ''[SpongeBob writes it down and puts the paper inside his head]'' ...which brings us to the subject of rudder maintenance. ''[bell rings. Everyone runs outside except SpongeBob]''}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Barnacles! Just as we were getting to the nitty-gritty!}}
Mrs. Puff: Remember class there's only one way to park a boat the safe way you now see the importance of proper stearing and a properly calibrated anchor (SpogeBob writes it down and puts the paper inside his head) which brings us to the subject of rudder maintenance (bell rings everyone runs outside except SpongeBob)
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Wait a minute, class! ''[everyone stops and bumps into each other then Gus hits the back of the line the hardest and Lloyd falls out the door]'' Remember, we will not be here tomorrow. We will be going on a field trip to the Boating Museum. Now run along, kids. ''[they all run out and Mrs. Puff goes to her desk]''}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, the Boating Museum! Maybe tomorrow if I can impress Mrs. Puff with an extensive knowledge of boating history, she'll give me a boating license on the spot! ''[starts laughing and "drives" his chair out the door and makes boating noises]'' See you tomorrow, Mrs. P.! ''[starts laughing again]''}}
SpongeBob: Barnacles! Just as we were getting to the knitty witty!
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Neptune, give me strength!}}
 
 
{{L|''[setting goes to SpongeBob at his house at night in his library]''}}
Mrs. Puff: Wait a minute class! (every stops and bumps into each other while the last one hits the hardest and one falls out the door) Remember, we will not be here tomorrow. We will be going on a field trip to the Boating Museum. Now run along, kids. (they all run out and Mrs. Puff goes to her desk)
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Let's see. Ah, there she is. Whoa! ''[finds his boating history book and falls on the ground with the book and Gary meows]'' What is this, Gary? Why, it's the complete history of all boating ever and I'm going to memorize it tonight for the big field trip tomorrow. ''[Gary meows again]'' I'm perfectly capable of reading 7,400 pages and still getting my required eight hours of sleep before the bus picks me up at promptly at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get started. ''[Gary moves away]'' All right, let's see what this little pamphlet is all about. ''[starts reading]'' "Chapter 1: In the beginning, Neptune created the sail."}}
 
 
{{L|Narrator|7:59 a.m.}}
SpongeBob: Wow, the Boating Museum! Maybe tomorrow if I can impress Mrs. Puff with an extensive knowledge of boating history, she'll give me a boating license on the spot! (starts laughing and "drives" his chair out the door and makes boating noises) See you tomorrow Mrs. P.! (starts laughing again)
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|"...but such tragedies will be avoided with the flying boat of the future. The end." ''[looks really exhausted from reading 7,400 pages]'' Time for a little shuteye before... ''[closes his eyes then his alarm rings. He opens them]'' Oh, Mrs. Puff, can't this wait till tomorrow? ''[closes his eyes again then also opens them]'' Hang on a minute, it is tomorrow! ''[he runs out his door and sees the bus and runs for it]'' Hey, wait! Hey! Mrs. Puff! Please stop the bus! ''[he sees Mrs. Puff through the window and knocks]''}}
 
 
{{L|Bus Driver|What was that?}}
Mrs. Puff: Neptune, give me strength!
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Nothing, uhh, just keep driving. ''[SpongeBob knocks on the window again]'' Step on it!}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait!}}
(setting goes to SpongeBob at his house at night in his library)
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Phew. ''[SpongeBob's face is on the window and Mrs. Puff screams and he gets inside]''}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No worries, I made it.}}
SpongeBob: Let's see. Hah, there she is. (finds his boating history book and falls on the ground with the book and Gary meows) What is this Gary? Why it's the complete history of all boating ever and I'm going to memorize it tonight for the big field trip tomorrow. I'm perfectly capable of reading 7,400 pages and still getting my required 8 hours of sleep before the bus picks me up at promptly at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. Now if you'll excuse me I'd like to get started. (Gary moves away)
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|SpongeBob, you look terrible.}}
Alright, let's see what this little pamplet is all about. (starts reading) Chapter 1: In the beginning, Neptune created the sail.
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I assure you, I am well rested and ready to learn. Who knows, Mrs. Puff? Before the day is out you may have learned something yourself. ''[Mrs. Puff smells SpongeBob's odor and sprays "Shower in a Can" on him and he smells better]'' Hey, Mrs. Puff?}}
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, SpongeBob?}}
Narrator: 7:59 a.m.
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I made this for you.}}
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Made what?}}
SpongeBob: ...But such tragedies will be avoided with the flying boat of the future. The end. (looks really exhausted from reading 7,400 pages) Time for a little shut eye before... (closes his eyes and his alarm rings and opens them) Mrs. Puff just can't wait for tomorrow? (closes his eyes again then also opens them) Hang on a minute it is tomorrow! (he runs out his door and sees the bus and runs for it) Hey, wait! Hey! Mrs. Puff! Please stop the bus! (he sees Mrs. Puff through the window and knocks)
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[holds out a model of a tiny boat]'' This, the H.M.S. Pinafore, at 1 to 8,427 scale of course.}}
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Thank you, SpongeBob.}}
Bus Driver: What was that?
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff?}}
 
Mrs. Puff: Nothing, uhh, just keep driving. (SpongeBob knocks on the window again) Step on it!
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, SpongeBob?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you know how many rowers it takes to propel a trireme?}}
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Well, that would be...}}
SpongeBob: Wait!
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you know which boat is fastest on record?}}
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Wasn't that the...}}
Mrs. Puff: Phew. (SpongeBob's face is on the window and Mrs. Puff screams and he gets inside)
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Did you know in the future that all boats will be powered by dolphin manure? ''[screen zooms in to SpongeBob]'' Did you know that the H.M.S. Blutos was originally a racing boat before it became the royal family's private yacht? Do you know what scuffling is? What's bigger, a propeller or a sleet? Did you know... ''[time passes]'' Ever been on a... ''[the bus stops at the museum and SpongeBob flies to the windshield]''}}
 
 
{{L|Bus Driver|We're here. ''[SpongeBob goes out the door and notices the Boating Museum]''}}
SpongeBob: No worries, I made it.
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Welcome, class, to the Boating Museum. This enormous vessel was once the largest in all the seas, but now that has been converted into a museum, it no longer moves.}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Actually, it gets taken to port once a year for maintenance.}}
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, you look terrible.
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|If you don't mind, SpongeBob, I'll be doing the teaching today.}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|No problemo, Mrs. P. ''[Mrs. Puff and the rest enter the museum with a room with many boats]''}}}
SpongeBob: I assure you I am well rested and ready to learn. Who knows Mrs. Puff before the day's up you may have learned something yourself. (Mrs. Puff smells SpongeBob's odor and sprays "Shower in a Can" on him and he smells better)
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Here it is, class. The most extensive collection of sea fairing history ever assembled from giant naval vessels to more modest craft like this clamming boat.}}
Hey Mrs. Puff?
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I'd say this baby can hold up to... ten clam fishers.}}
 
Mrs. Puff: Yes, SpongeBob?
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Uh, sure, SpongeBob.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Why, I bet they reel in up to 50 clams a day.}}
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Moving along. ''[they go to a big boat]'' Over here we have the Sandy Nub. It was a cargo ship used to bring back exotic spices from faraway lands.}}
SpongeBob: I made this for you.
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' With two directing active steam turbines producing 6,500 horsepower geared up to triple screws, ''[snaps]'' it'll get your spices where they need to go.}}
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[in a mad voice]'' Thank you again, SpongeBob.}}
Mrs. Puff: Made what?
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|It's working! She's noticing my vast of knowledge! I can now taste the sweet, sweet lamination of a fresh boating license.}}
 
 
{{L|''[setting goes to another big boat]''}}
SpongeBob: (he holds a model of a tiny boat) This, the H.M.S. Pinafore, at 1 to 8,427 scale of course.
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|This, class, is the Lady Scallion.}}
 
 
{{L|SpongeBob|...named after the captain's strict diet of scallions of which the crew complained and the captain's ''[makes a P.U. sign]'' odor strongly resembled. ''[the kids start taking pictures of him]'' For four years this brigantine explored distant lands discovering places unknown to anyone besides the people ''[Mrs. Puff expresses a furious face]''who already lived there. ''[She growls. SpongeBob taps on Mrs. Puff]'' You ready to give me that license yet, Mrs. Puff?}}
Mrs. Puff: Thank you, SpongeBob.
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, you're going to get it all right.}}
 
SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff?
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[makes a noise]'' I knew it!}}
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{{L|''[they go to more places while SpongeBob informs the class and Mrs. Puff doesn't get a chance. They go to a boat and Mrs. Puff tells them about it but it interrupted by SpongeBob who is looking through binoculars at the top. The kids cheer. Mrs. Puff makes an angry face. They then walk out of the museum]''}}
 
 
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, this is the end of the tour. Anything to add, SpongeBob? ''[she doesn't see him]'' SpongeBob?}}
Mrs. Puff: Yes, SpongeBob?
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[he turns his chair around inside the museum still]'' Oh boy, here it is! The main controls! Just look at all this stuff! There's the triple oscillator, and there's the hoist pulley, and there's the booby trap, and there's the long range mast knob, and there's a hot dog with extra mustard. ''[gasps]'' And the starter mechanism. There right there ''[points at the Air Conditioner button]''. A/C, hmmm...That's short for Automatic coscionata and that's fancy talk for, let's get this party started ''[Presses A/C button]''. ''[The fast air moves towards SpongeBob and pushes the vent left]'' Ahhh. ''[The fast air turns the boat on and an alarm occurs and gears and engines move then the boat moves]'' That's funny, what a suiting projection screen ''[Glass ticks and SpongeBob looks behind]''}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|That's not a projection screen ''[Runs towards SpongeBob and sits on him then Mrs. Puff hugs him]''! SpongeBob stop this thing or else!}}
SpongeBob: Do you know how many rowers it takes to propel a trireme?
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes ma’am ''[turns the turbo speed on then boat goes faster]''.}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh my! I gotta stop this thing before it hurdles into Bikini Bottom! Umm, the first thing to stop this thing is uummm, Oh dear Neptune! I haven't drive anything this advanced before ''[Pulls SpongeBob in his chair]''. SpongeBob, you must focus on what you're saying before ''[SpongeBob then hands on to the steering wheel]''. Hurry, you don't have much time! And you'll be flattening millions of innocent lives!}}
Mrs. Puff: Well, that would be...
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Millions...Of innocent...lives?!}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, and you're the only that can save them.}}
SpongeBob: Do you know which boat is fastest on record?
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Only one...that can...save...them?!}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, and now i wanted you to ''[SpongeBob's face turns into a frown]'' is ummm, tighten the girdles and umm, pull the...}}
Mrs. Puff: Wasn't that the...
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|STOP!!! I know what to do. ''[pulls out a pirate hat and puts it onto his head]'' I read a book. Chapter 1, flatten down the hatches ''[all doors and windows were shut]''. Next, lower anchor ''[Anchor lowers down but gets stuck on railings]''. Oh no! ''[as screen shakes]'' The anchor is stuck. I’m going to free it manually. I'll be right back. ''[Jumps out of the control center and flies towards the anchor and pulls the anchor with a horse gallop sound and when anchor is free he swings back and cuts to the control center]''. Done and done. Thirdly, after a seaman's hardly laugh ''[Laughs like a pirate but harsher]''.}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh my, he even knows the hardly laugh! He really has been doing his homework!}}
SpongeBob: Did you know in the future that all boats will be powered by dolphin manure? (screen zooms in to SpongeBob) Did you know that the H.M.S. Blutos was originally a racing boat before it became the royal family's private yacht? Do you know what scuffling is? What's bigger, a proppeler or a sleet? (time passes) Ever been on a... (the bus stops at the museum and SpongeBob flies to the windshield)
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[still laughs]''. Last but not least, the only way to park the largest ship ever built, ''[Zooms to SpongeBob's face]'' is to perform the Reverse 7/20 Tail Spin.}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[gasps]'' But that hasn't been attempted before.}}
Bus Driver: We're here. (SpongeBob goes out the door and notices the Boating Museum)
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|You're right it hasn't. ''[says sentence with a surprise]'' NOT UNTIL NOW ''[Ship spins and does a backflip and spins again then returns to it's position.''[Cuts to a scene where Bikini Bottom reveals in the ship's windshield and stops with a tiny crash on an apartment and both SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff sighs]''.}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|I don't know what to say ''[Mrs. Puff's face turns into a smile]'' but you did it. You save all this commotion. Now let's get out of this thing ''[Cut into a scene where they off the ship]'' ...And How you free the anchor, Brilliant! Now here's your driver's license ''[SpongeBob screams and slowly grabs the license]''.}}
Mrs. Puff: Welcome class to the Boating Museum. This enormous vessel was once the largest in all the seas, but now that has been converted into a museum, it no longer moves.
 
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{{L|Tugboat driver|What are you doing here ''[SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff look]''? No one should be on board while I’m tugging the museum into port.}}
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|You mean, he's not driving this thing at all?}}
SpongeBob: Actually it gets taken to port once a year for maintenance.
 
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{{L|Tugboat driver|Heck! No! ''[Mrs. Puff rips the license, SpongeBob saddens and pulls off the hat, looking at it]'' ''[To SpongeBob]'' Don't get so down, kid! Look, for your false bravery, I’m giving your honorary Sea Legs, okay? Come on, lemme buy you some Ice Cream. ''[The boat alarms softly which cuts to the scene where the headlights are on]''.}}
 
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh gosh. [chuckles] Headlights are on! ''[Runs back into the ship]''.}}
Mrs. Puff: If you don't mind SpongeBob I'll be doing the teaching today.
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff & Tugboat driver|DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, YOU TWIT! (SpongeBob gets back on the boat)}}
 
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{{L|Tugboat driver|RUUUUNNNN!!!! ''[The ship flips sideways]''}}
SpongeBob: No problemo Mrs. P. (Mrs. Puff and the rest enter the museum with a room with many boats)
 
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[Mrs. Puff inflates then turn to SpongeBob who pops up beside her]'' Good thing you studied. ''[Episode ends]''}}
 
Mrs. Puff: Here it is, class. The most extensive collection of sea fairing history ever assembled from giant naval vessels to more modest craft like this clamming boat.
 
 
SpongeBob: I'd say this baby can hold up to to... ten clam fishers.
 
 
Mrs. Puff: Yeah, sure SpongeBob.
 
 
SpongeBob: Why I bet they reel in about 50 clams a day.
 
 
Mrs. Puff: Moving along. (they go to a big boat) Over here we have the Sandy Nub. It was a cargo ship used to bring back exotic spices from far away lands.
 
 
SpongeBob: (laughs) With 2 directing active steam turbines producing 6,500 horsepower geared up to triple screws, (snaps) it'll get your spices where they need to go.
 
 
Mrs. Puff:(has a mad voice) Thank you again, SpongeBob.
 
 
SpongeBob: It's working! She's noticing my vast of knowledge! I now taste the sweet, sweet lamination of a fresh boating license.
 
 
(setting goes to another big boat)
 
 
Mrs. Puff: This class is the Lady Scallion.
 
 
SpongeBob: ...Named after the captain's strict diet of scallions of which the crew complained and the captain's (makes a P.U. sign) odor strongly resembled. (the kids start taking pictures of him) For four years this brigantine explored distant lands (Mrs. Puff expresses a furious face) discovering places unknown to anyone besides the people who already lived there. (taps on Mrs. Puff) You ready to give me that license yet, Mrs. Puff?
 
 
Mrs. Puff: Oh, you're going to get it all right.
 
 
SpongeBob: (makes a noise) I knew it!
 
 
(they go to more places while SpongeBob informs the class and Mrs. Puff doesn't get a chance then they walk out of the museum)
 
 
Mrs. Puff: Okay, this is the end of the tour. Anything to add, SpongeBob? (she doesn't see him) SpongeBob?
 
 
SpongeBob: (he turns his chair around inside the museum still) Oh boy, here it is! The main controls! Just look at all this stuff! There's the triple oscillator, and there's the hoist pully, and there's the booby trap, and there's the long range mast knob, and there's a hot dog with extra mustard. (gasps) And the starter mechanism. (not complete)
 
 
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  • Mrs. Puff: Remember, class, there's only one way to park a boat, the safe way. You now see the importance of proper steering and a properly calibrated anchor... [SpongeBob writes it down and puts the paper inside his head] ...which brings us to the subject of rudder maintenance. [bell rings. Everyone runs outside except SpongeBob]
  • SpongeBob: Barnacles! Just as we were getting to the nitty-gritty!
  • Mrs. Puff: Wait a minute, class! [everyone stops and bumps into each other then Gus hits the back of the line the hardest and Lloyd falls out the door] Remember, we will not be here tomorrow. We will be going on a field trip to the Boating Museum. Now run along, kids. [they all run out and Mrs. Puff goes to her desk]
  • SpongeBob: Wow, the Boating Museum! Maybe tomorrow if I can impress Mrs. Puff with an extensive knowledge of boating history, she'll give me a boating license on the spot! [starts laughing and "drives" his chair out the door and makes boating noises] See you tomorrow, Mrs. P.! [starts laughing again]
  • Mrs. Puff: Neptune, give me strength!
  • [setting goes to SpongeBob at his house at night in his library]
  • SpongeBob: Let's see. Ah, there she is. Whoa! [finds his boating history book and falls on the ground with the book and Gary meows] What is this, Gary? Why, it's the complete history of all boating ever and I'm going to memorize it tonight for the big field trip tomorrow. [Gary meows again] I'm perfectly capable of reading 7,400 pages and still getting my required eight hours of sleep before the bus picks me up at promptly at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get started. [Gary moves away] All right, let's see what this little pamphlet is all about. [starts reading] "Chapter 1: In the beginning, Neptune created the sail."
  • Narrator: 7:59 a.m.
  • SpongeBob: "...but such tragedies will be avoided with the flying boat of the future. The end." [looks really exhausted from reading 7,400 pages] Time for a little shuteye before... [closes his eyes then his alarm rings. He opens them] Oh, Mrs. Puff, can't this wait till tomorrow? [closes his eyes again then also opens them] Hang on a minute, it is tomorrow! [he runs out his door and sees the bus and runs for it] Hey, wait! Hey! Mrs. Puff! Please stop the bus! [he sees Mrs. Puff through the window and knocks]
  • Bus Driver: What was that?
  • Mrs. Puff: Nothing, uhh, just keep driving. [SpongeBob knocks on the window again] Step on it!
  • SpongeBob: Wait!
  • Mrs. Puff: Phew. [SpongeBob's face is on the window and Mrs. Puff screams and he gets inside]
  • SpongeBob: No worries, I made it.
  • Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, you look terrible.
  • SpongeBob: I assure you, I am well rested and ready to learn. Who knows, Mrs. Puff? Before the day is out you may have learned something yourself. [Mrs. Puff smells SpongeBob's odor and sprays "Shower in a Can" on him and he smells better] Hey, Mrs. Puff?
  • Mrs. Puff: Yes, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: I made this for you.
  • Mrs. Puff: Made what?
  • SpongeBob: [holds out a model of a tiny boat] This, the H.M.S. Pinafore, at 1 to 8,427 scale of course.
  • Mrs. Puff: Thank you, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff?
  • Mrs. Puff: Yes, SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: Do you know how many rowers it takes to propel a trireme?
  • Mrs. Puff: Well, that would be...
  • SpongeBob: Do you know which boat is fastest on record?
  • Mrs. Puff: Wasn't that the...
  • SpongeBob: Did you know in the future that all boats will be powered by dolphin manure? [screen zooms in to SpongeBob] Did you know that the H.M.S. Blutos was originally a racing boat before it became the royal family's private yacht? Do you know what scuffling is? What's bigger, a propeller or a sleet? Did you know... [time passes] Ever been on a... [the bus stops at the museum and SpongeBob flies to the windshield]
  • Bus Driver: We're here. [SpongeBob goes out the door and notices the Boating Museum]
  • Mrs. Puff: Welcome, class, to the Boating Museum. This enormous vessel was once the largest in all the seas, but now that has been converted into a museum, it no longer moves.
  • SpongeBob: Actually, it gets taken to port once a year for maintenance.
  • Mrs. Puff: If you don't mind, SpongeBob, I'll be doing the teaching today.
  • SpongeBob: No problemo, Mrs. P. [Mrs. Puff and the rest enter the museum with a room with many boats]}
  • Mrs. Puff: Here it is, class. The most extensive collection of sea fairing history ever assembled from giant naval vessels to more modest craft like this clamming boat.
  • SpongeBob: I'd say this baby can hold up to... ten clam fishers.
  • Mrs. Puff: Uh, sure, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: Why, I bet they reel in up to 50 clams a day.
  • Mrs. Puff: Moving along. [they go to a big boat] Over here we have the Sandy Nub. It was a cargo ship used to bring back exotic spices from faraway lands.
  • SpongeBob: [laughs] With two directing active steam turbines producing 6,500 horsepower geared up to triple screws, [snaps] it'll get your spices where they need to go.
  • Mrs. Puff: [in a mad voice] Thank you again, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: It's working! She's noticing my vast of knowledge! I can now taste the sweet, sweet lamination of a fresh boating license.
  • [setting goes to another big boat]
  • Mrs. Puff: This, class, is the Lady Scallion.
  • SpongeBob: ...named after the captain's strict diet of scallions of which the crew complained and the captain's [makes a P.U. sign] odor strongly resembled. [the kids start taking pictures of him] For four years this brigantine explored distant lands discovering places unknown to anyone besides the people [Mrs. Puff expresses a furious face]who already lived there. [She growls. SpongeBob taps on Mrs. Puff] You ready to give me that license yet, Mrs. Puff?
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh, you're going to get it all right.
  • SpongeBob: [makes a noise] I knew it!
  • [they go to more places while SpongeBob informs the class and Mrs. Puff doesn't get a chance. They go to a boat and Mrs. Puff tells them about it but it interrupted by SpongeBob who is looking through binoculars at the top. The kids cheer. Mrs. Puff makes an angry face. They then walk out of the museum]
  • Mrs. Puff: Okay, this is the end of the tour. Anything to add, SpongeBob? [she doesn't see him] SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: [he turns his chair around inside the museum still] Oh boy, here it is! The main controls! Just look at all this stuff! There's the triple oscillator, and there's the hoist pulley, and there's the booby trap, and there's the long range mast knob, and there's a hot dog with extra mustard. [gasps] And the starter mechanism. There right there [points at the Air Conditioner button]. A/C, hmmm...That's short for Automatic coscionata and that's fancy talk for, let's get this party started [Presses A/C button]. [The fast air moves towards SpongeBob and pushes the vent left] Ahhh. [The fast air turns the boat on and an alarm occurs and gears and engines move then the boat moves] That's funny, what a suiting projection screen [Glass ticks and SpongeBob looks behind]
  • Mrs. Puff: That's not a projection screen [Runs towards SpongeBob and sits on him then Mrs. Puff hugs him]! SpongeBob stop this thing or else!
  • SpongeBob: Yes ma’am [turns the turbo speed on then boat goes faster].
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh my! I gotta stop this thing before it hurdles into Bikini Bottom! Umm, the first thing to stop this thing is uummm, Oh dear Neptune! I haven't drive anything this advanced before [Pulls SpongeBob in his chair]. SpongeBob, you must focus on what you're saying before [SpongeBob then hands on to the steering wheel]. Hurry, you don't have much time! And you'll be flattening millions of innocent lives!
  • SpongeBob: Millions...Of innocent...lives?!
  • Mrs. Puff: Yes, and you're the only that can save them.
  • SpongeBob: Only one...that can...save...them?!
  • Mrs. Puff: Yes, and now i wanted you to [SpongeBob's face turns into a frown] is ummm, tighten the girdles and umm, pull the...
  • SpongeBob: STOP!!! I know what to do. [pulls out a pirate hat and puts it onto his head] I read a book. Chapter 1, flatten down the hatches [all doors and windows were shut]. Next, lower anchor [Anchor lowers down but gets stuck on railings]. Oh no! [as screen shakes] The anchor is stuck. I’m going to free it manually. I'll be right back. [Jumps out of the control center and flies towards the anchor and pulls the anchor with a horse gallop sound and when anchor is free he swings back and cuts to the control center]. Done and done. Thirdly, after a seaman's hardly laugh [Laughs like a pirate but harsher].
  • Mrs. Puff: Oh my, he even knows the hardly laugh! He really has been doing his homework!
  • SpongeBob: [still laughs]. Last but not least, the only way to park the largest ship ever built, [Zooms to SpongeBob's face] is to perform the Reverse 7/20 Tail Spin.
  • Mrs. Puff: [gasps] But that hasn't been attempted before.
  • SpongeBob: You're right it hasn't. [says sentence with a surprise] NOT UNTIL NOW [Ship spins and does a backflip and spins again then returns to it's position.[Cuts to a scene where Bikini Bottom reveals in the ship's windshield and stops with a tiny crash on an apartment and both SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff sighs].
  • Mrs. Puff: I don't know what to say [Mrs. Puff's face turns into a smile] but you did it. You save all this commotion. Now let's get out of this thing [Cut into a scene where they off the ship] ...And How you free the anchor, Brilliant! Now here's your driver's license [SpongeBob screams and slowly grabs the license].
  • Tugboat driver: What are you doing here [SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff look]? No one should be on board while I’m tugging the museum into port.
  • Mrs. Puff: You mean, he's not driving this thing at all?
  • Tugboat driver: Heck! No! [Mrs. Puff rips the license, SpongeBob saddens and pulls off the hat, looking at it] [To SpongeBob] Don't get so down, kid! Look, for your false bravery, I’m giving your honorary Sea Legs, okay? Come on, lemme buy you some Ice Cream. [The boat alarms softly which cuts to the scene where the headlights are on].
  • SpongeBob: Oh gosh. [chuckles] Headlights are on! [Runs back into the ship].
  • Mrs. Puff & Tugboat driver: DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, YOU TWIT! (SpongeBob gets back on the boat)
  • Tugboat driver: RUUUUNNNN!!!! [The ship flips sideways]
  • Mrs. Puff: [Mrs. Puff inflates then turn to SpongeBob who pops up beside her] Good thing you studied. [Episode ends]