Naughty Nautical Neighbors
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| "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" | |
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| Season №: | 1 |
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| Episode №: | 4a |
| Airdate: | August 7, 1999 |
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| Writer(s): | Sherm Cohen Aaron Springer Doug Lawrence |
| Storyboard Artist(s): | Aaron Springer |
| Directors | |
| Storyboard: | Sherm Cohen |
| Animation: | Fred Miller |
| Creative: | Derek Drymon |
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"Naughty Nautical Neighbors" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season one.
Brief Summary: After Squidward sabotages their friendship, SpongeBob and Patrick compete to be Squidward's best friend.
Characters:
Songs:
- Squidward is my best friend in the world
- Squidward is my best friend in the sea
- Squidward... (interrupted by Patrick)...likes Patrick, more than SpongeBob!
- And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend-stealer!
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Plot
Squidward has made a very good soufflé, but SpongeBob and Patrick's laughing distracts him from enjoying it. Squidward sees they're having a private conversation with bubbles. They whisper a message into the bubble wand instead of blowing into it, and when the bubble pops, the message can be heard.
Annoyed, Squidward makes bubbles of his own, imitating SpongeBob and Patrick, but insulting them both. Thinking the bubbles are from each other, SpongeBob and Patrick become angry and get into a fight, eventually declaring that they are no longer friends. Squidward comes outside and eats his soufflé while laughing, but in doing so chokes on the fork. Patrick saves his live by performing CPR on him, and becomes Squidward's friend. Inside Squidward's house Patrick falls asleep while Squidward plays a composition called "Solitude in E Minor" on his clarinet, and Squidward him outside. While doing this, he sprains his back, and SpongeBob sees this as an opportunity to help him. He fixes Squidward's back and thus becomes Squidward's friend.
Inside, SpongeBob plays a song (badly) for Squidward on his cello (which he thinks is a bassinet), and when Patrick appears in the window and interrupts the song, SpongeBob destroys the instrument in a fit of rage, and Squidward kicks him out. Squidward then tries to take a bath, but Patrick is in the tub. SpongeBob appears in the window and sees this, and he and Patrick begin arguing again, driving Squidward crazy.
Squidward decides to invite Patrick and SpongeBob to a dinner party (without telling either of them that the other is coming) in order to repair their friendship. When they arrive, they are still mad at each other. Squidward tries to get them back together, but the situation devolves into a competition to see who can drink the most soda and thus become Squidward's best friend. Squidward runs out of soda and leaves to get some more. While he is gone, SpongeBob and Patrick, who have become literally inflated from all the soda, begfin hiccup small bubbles that make a burping sound when they burst. They find this amusing and become friends again, but they create so many bubbles that Squidward's house explodes. Squidward orders them out and slams the door, which then falls over on him.
Transcript
Quotes
- [Squidward is admiring his latest cuisine creation: a souffle island with a tiny Squidward figure set on the top.]
- Squidward: Wow! Squidward, this is the best souffle you have ever created!
- [Spongebob and Patrick are playing a game in which they whisper messages to each other using bubbles. Spongebob dips his bubble wand into his bottle of bubble mix, thinks a moment, then whispers a message into his bubble. The bubble floats to Patrick and pops, and Spongebob's message is revealed.]
- Spongebob: Hi, Patrick.
- [Patrick giggles, then dips his own wand into his own bottle, then shoves the wand into his mouth and takes it out before dipping it into his bottle again and whispering his own message to Spongebob. The bubble floats to Spongebob and pops, revealing Patrick's message.]
- Patrick: Hey, Spongebob.
- [Spongebob laughs, much to Squidward's annoyance.]
- Squidward: [To Spongebob] If I had a dollar for every brain that you don't have, I'd have one dollar!
- [Patrick is trying to assist Squidward, who is choking and unable to breathe.]
- Patrick: I know what to do, but I should wash my hands first. [Short pause] Oh, well.
- Spongebob: [Into his bubble] Patrick, you're my best friend in the whole neighborhood.
- [Squidward whispers a message into his own bubble, and the bubble replaces Spongebob's bubble and floats on to Patrick.]
- Squidward: Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know.
- Patrick: [Shouting] And that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
- Spongebob: Well, so are you!
- Patrick: You're a turkey!
- Spongebob: What's that?
- Patrick: It's what you are!
- Spongebob: Well, you're a bigger one!
- [Squidward has accidentally swallowed his fork, and now his windpipe is blocked.]
- Patrick: Wow! Squidward, you're choking!
- Patrick: I win!
- Squidward: Congratulations, chef!
- Squidward: What a surprise. I invited them in, and I left them alone. Well, Squidward, what have we learned today?
- [Squidward is about to practice his clarinet in front of Patrick.]
- Patrick: [Claps hands] Yeah, E minor! All right!
- [But the second Squidward starts to play, Patrick falls fast asleep.]
- Spongebob: [Singing] Squidward is my best friend in the world. Squidward is my best friend in the sea. Squidward...
- Patrick: [Cutting in] ...likes Patrick more than Spongebob.
- Squidward: Oh, this is nuts! I need a plan to get those two back together, and out of my hair!
- Spongebob: Hey, guess what, Squidward?
- Patrick: Me and Spongebob are friends again!
- Squidward: Great. Go be friends somewhere else.
Trivia
- Gary's shell is smaller than usual.
- When Squidward returns to his house just as it is destroyed, he has a grocery bag and keys. Afterwards, the bag and key disappear.
- When SpongeBob appears in Squidward's bathroom through his ear window, the window has no glass. In addition, in the next shot, which shows the outside of Squidward's house, SpongeBob is not there, and the ear windows aren't even visible.
- After Patrick saves Squidward and they are walking into his house, Squidward's back window has no glass.
- The Squidward bubble popped the SpongeBob bubble, but the SpongeBob bubble did not let out what SpongeBob said.
- When SpongeBob draws pen markings on his fingers, he has five fingers instead of four.
- Squidward's "Solitude in E Minor" is actually in B flat major.
- Patrick's barbeque grill would reappear years later in "The Card".
- Patrick insulted SpongeBob's yellow skin color once again in "The Fry Cook Games".
- Patrick calls Spongebob a turkey, and Spongebob replies saying "What's that?" A turkey is a land animal, so sea creatures would not be familiar with it.
- This is the first title card to depict SpongeBob's pineapple, the second and third being "Le Big Switch" and "Not Normal".
- The room of SpongeBob's house seen in this episode is completely empty.
APM Music Identification
- Hawaiian Train - Title card; Squidward invites SpongeBob to his house for a dinner party
- Hawaiian Pussycat - "Wow, Squidward, this is the best souffle you have ever created."
- Cierre Bob Esponja - SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles.
- Oyster Girls - Patrick performs CPR on Squidward.
- Hilo, March - "Wow! Patrick, you saved me!"; SpongeBob and Patrick are friends again.
- Botany Bay B - "Aw, what am I worried about?"
- Heroes Win - SpongeBob saves Squidward.
- On the Beach - "Thanks SpongeBob. You're a real friend."
- Hawaiian Link B - "I'll see ya tomorrow, Squidward! Call me!"; Squidward goes back inside the trash can.
- Fates - Squidward runs away from SpongeBob and Patrick arguing and hides in the trash can.
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