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- The scene begins with a boat driving up to the intersection between the Chum Bucket and the Krusty Krab. A male fish steps out of the car and places a stake into the street. He then places two signs on both of the hangers
- Mr. Krabs: (inside Krusty Krab) Hmm. What could be the doings of this stranger?
- Plankton: (inside of Chum Bucket) This looks suspicious.
- Both Mr. Krabs and Plankton: (both Mr. Krabs and Plankton step out of their restaurants toward the male fish) What's the big idea?
- Male Fish: Mr. Eugene Krabs and Sheldon Plankton...
- Plankton and Mr. Krabs: Yes?
- Male Fish: These are for you. [walks away. They both look at the two signs]
- Plankton and Mr. Krabs: (Reading the signs) "Updated city ordinance: Fast Food Restaurants cannot be within 100 feet of each other". Huh?
- Male Fish: The Krusty Krab and The Chum Bucket are located too close together. One of your restaurants is going to have to be bulldosed.
- Plankton and Mr. Krabs: (In shock) B - B - B - Buldosed!!?? (They mesure the distance between the 2 restaurants with Tape Measures)
- Plankton: (In shock) 99 feet!
- Mr Krabs: (Sad) Its true.
- Plankton: (Letting go of the Tape Measure) Ahhhhhhhhhh! (Crashes into pole) OOF!
- Mr. Krabs:(Suspicious) Which one of us is gonna get bulldosed?
- Male Fish: Thats for you two to decide.
- Mr. Krabs: (Angry) I'm not going anywhere!. You're the one who is moving!!
- Plankton: (Angry) You are moving!!
- Mr. Krabs: Ohoho no you are!
- Plankton: Oh no im not!
- Male Fish: (Interupts them): Gentlemen you have 24 hours to decide which of you moves. Thats the law around here! (He drives off)
- Mr. Krabs: (Angry) Pack your bags pipsqueak!
- Plankton: (Angry) You might as well close up shop right now Krabs. Your customers won't miss a thing
- Mr. Krabs: (Laughs) At least i have customers.
- Plankton: (Angry) Oh yeah!? Well I'm gonna put together a....uh...a petition of customers signatures.
- Mr. Krabs: Ha! Good luck with that ludicrous idea! (Walks to Krusty Krab). (Confused) Petition? (Walks through doors) Squidward! SpongeBob!
- (Squidward puts magazine down) (SpongeBob zooms to Mr. Krabs while Squidward walks)
- Mr. Krabs: (Hands petitions to SpongeBob and Squidward) You two take these petitions to save The Krusty Krab and secure as many signatures as you can!
- SpongeBob: (Saluting) Sir yes Sir!
- Squidward: (Sarcastic) Oh yeah im definitely gonna do this.
- SpongeBob: (Signing) And im gonna be the first signature. There and how about you Squidward? Could we count on your support? (In shock to see Squidward gone and the petition still there) Squidward?
- (Bubble transition to Mrs. Puffs Boating School)
- SpongeBob: Hello, Mrs. Puff!
- Mrs. Puff: (frightened) No! Stay away! I can't afford to go back in the slammer!
- SpongeBob: I'm just here if you would sign this petition. It'll save the Krusty Krab from getting bulldozed!
- Mrs. Puff: Why would I care about that?
- SpongeBob: (gasps) Mrs. Puff, don't you care what happens to Mr. Krabs? Squidward? Gary? Me?
- Mrs. Puff: Not particularly.
- Delivery Man: (walks in the classroom) Excuse me? I'm looking for a Mrs. Puff.
- Mrs. Puff Yes, that's me.
- Delivery Man: Your new boat's here. Just sign here, please. (Mrs. Puff signs the paper)
- SpongeBob: Speaking of signatures, would you sign this petition to save the Krusty Krab? (SpongeBob hands out a piece of paper)
- Delivery Man: Why would I care about the Krusty Krab? (annoyed) I'll unload the boat. (SpongeBob and the delivery man both walk out of the classroom. SpongeBob notices something about the boat.) (closeup of the boat's lever)
- SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Delivery Man. I got this. (SpongeBob pushes down the boat's lever. It moves backwards, heading straight towards the school. Mrs. Puff notices this.)
- Mrs. Puff: NOOOOO!! (She closes the door, when the boat crashes into the classroom. Mrs. Puff puffs up.)