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The scene begins with a boat driving up to the intersection between the Chum Bucket and the Krusty Krab. A bureaucrat fish steps out of the car and places a stake into the street. He then places two signs on both of the hangers
Mr. Krabs: (inside Krusty Krab) Hmm. What could be the doings of this stranger?
Plankton: (inside of Chum Bucket) This looks suspicious.
Both Mr. Krabs and Plankton: (both Mr. Krabs and Plankton step out of their restaurants toward the male fish) What's the big idea?
Bureaucrat Fish: Mr. Eugene Krabs and Sheldon Plankton...
Plankton and Mr. Krabs: Yes?
Bureaucrat Fish: These are for you. [walks away. They both look at the two signs]
Plankton and Mr. Krabs: (Reading the signs) "Updated city ordinance: Fast Food Restaurants cannot be within 100 feet of each other". Huh?
Male Fish: The Krusty Krab and The Chum Bucket are located too close together. One of your restaurants is going to have to be bulldozed.
Plankton and Mr. Krabs: (In shock) B - B - B - Bulldozed!!?? (They measure the distance between the 2 restaurants with Tape Measures)
Plankton: (In shock) 99 feet!
Mr Krabs: (Sad) Its true.
Plankton: (Letting go of the Tape Measure) Ahhhhhhhhhh! (Crashes into pole) OOF!
Mr. Krabs:(Suspicious) Which one of us is gonna get bulldozed?
Bureaucrat Fish: That's for you two to decide.
Mr. Krabs: (Angry) I'm not going anywhere!. You're the one who is moving!!
Plankton: (Angry) You are moving!!
Mr. Krabs: Ohoho no you are!
Plankton: Oh no I'm not!
Bureaucrat Fish: (Interrupts them): Gentlemen you have 24 hours to decide which of you moves. That's the law around here! (He drives off)
Mr. Krabs: (Angry) Pack your bags pipsqueak!
Plankton: (Angry) You might as well close up shop right now Krabs. Your customers won't miss a thing
Mr. Krabs: (Laughs) At least i have customers.
Plankton: (Angry) Oh yeah!? Well I'm gonna put together a....uh...a petition of customers signatures.
Mr. Krabs: Ha! Good luck with that ludicrous idea! (Walks to Krusty Krab). (Confused) Petition? (Walks through doors) Squidward! SpongeBob!
(Squidward puts magazine down) (SpongeBob zooms to Mr. Krabs while Squidward walks)
Mr. Krabs: (Hands petitions to SpongeBob and Squidward) You two take these petitions to save The Krusty Krab and secure as many signatures as you can!
SpongeBob: (Saluting) Sir yes Sir!
Squidward: (Sarcastic) Oh yeah, I'm definitely gonna do this.
SpongeBob: (Signing) And I'm gonna be the first signature. There and how about you Squidward? Could we count on your support? (In shock to see Squidward gone and the petition still there) Squidward?
(Bubble transition to Mrs. Puffs Boating School)
SpongeBob: Hello, Mrs. Puff!
Mrs. Puff: (frightened) No! Stay away! I can't afford to go back in the slammer!
SpongeBob: I'm just here if you would sign this petition. It'll save the Krusty Krab from getting bulldozed!
Mrs. Puff: Why would I care about that?
SpongeBob: (gasps) Mrs. Puff, don't you care what happens to Mr. Krabs? Squidward? Gary? Me?
Mrs. Puff: Not particularly.
Delivery Man: (walks in the classroom) Excuse me? I'm looking for a Mrs. Puff.
Mrs. Puff: Yes, that's me.
Delivery Man: Your new boat's here. Just sign here, please. (Mrs. Puff signs the paper)
SpongeBob: Speaking of signatures, would you sign this petition to save the Krusty Krab? (SpongeBob hands out a piece of paper)
Delivery Man: Why would I care about the Krusty Krab? (annoyed) I'll unload the boat. (SpongeBob and the delivery man both walk out of the classroom. SpongeBob notices something about the boat.) (closeup of the boat's lever)
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Delivery Man. I got this. (SpongeBob pushes down the boat's lever. It moves backwards, heading straight towards the school. Mrs. Puff notices this.)
Mrs. Puff: NOOO!! (She closes the door, when the boat crashes into the school. Mrs. Puff puffs up.)
(Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking on the street)
SpongeBob: (He comes to a repair man close to a boat, who looks at a piece of paper) Excuse me, sir. Would you like to sign a petition to save the Krusty Krab?
Repair Man: (confused) Why would I want to do that? The food there is dangerous. (closeup of the paper that says, "Krabby Patties are Dangerous" as SpongeBob reads it)
SpongeBob:(worried) Sir, where did you get this?
Repair Man: It was on my windshield. They're all over the place! (even more copies of the paper are attached to buildings)
SpongeBob: This must be Plankton's dirty plan. (cut to SpongeBob running towards the Krusty Krab) Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! (As he enters, many people with papers all talking at once angrily to Mr. Krabs)
Nat: Hey, Mr. Krabs! Why are your patties dangerous?
Everyone: Yeah! (They keep talking at once.)
Mr. Krabs: (worried) I...I...uh... My...my patties are dangerous because...because they're so...uh...uh...they're so-
SpongeBob: (comes out of the kitchen with a plate of Krabby Patties) Delicious!
Nat: (as everyone else stares) Kid's got a point. (Everyone talks at once happily. They start taking the patties.)
Mr. Krabs: (leans closer to SpongeBob) Thanks for saving me shell, boy!
SpongeBob: Don't thank me, Mr. Krabs. Thank the krabby patty.
Plankton: (growls, then returns to the Chum Bucket, sad) That does it!
Karen: Throwing in the napkin, are we?
Plankton: (sobs loudly on a suitcase) My restaurant. My laboratory. My evil inventions. All about to be flattened! Just give me a moment to say my goodbyes. (walks sadly by his former things while holding the suitcase) Farewell, stench-vision goggles. Farewell, Chum Bucket replicator. Farewell, hypnotizer helmet. We had some diabolical times together, didn't we? (walks to a cannon) So long, sonic cannon that destroys every known material in the universe. (As he accidentally sobs on the cannon's button, it activates, and makes a hole, destroying part of the Chum Bucket. SpongeBob sees this while humming on the street. He finally hears Plankton crying, sobbing while laying down.)
SpongeBob: (sadly) Plankton, I'm sorry. (sniffs) Sorry I made my Krabby Patty so delicious. (sobs)
Plankton: (angry) Hey, get lost! I'm the only one that weeps around here.
SpongeBob: But I can't help it think that I somehow had a hand in your misery. Or at least a spatula. Nobody would sign a petition to bulldoze the Krusty Krab unless you pay them. And who would be loaned down enough to do that?
Plankton: (smiles, closes a door, then chuckles evilly) Karen, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Karen: Before you start buying up those petition signatures, you should know that our checking account balance is (shown on her screen) Negative $375.
Plankton: Not to worry, my lady. I have a plan.
Mr. Krabs: (cut to him looking through a telescope) Hmm... Now there's something you don't see every day.
SpongeBob: (serves Krabby Patties to a three-headed fish) Three-Headed Jake? He comes in every day.
Mr. Krabs: Not him. I'm referring to the large crowd gathered at the Chum Bucket. It appears they are actually giving Plankton... MONEY?! (A customer gives Plankton money while wearing the hypnotizer helmet from earlier.)
Plankton: You just got a steel, sir. You'll get many villainess years out of that little number. (He chuckles evilly, then jumps up to put the money in the cash register.) I'll forget this restaurant nonsense, Karen. I should've opened a yard sale business years ago. (Fish look at stuff.) Step up, fishes. Every evil invention is price to move!
Charlie: I'll take this recti generator off your hands (gives Plankton money)
Nat: (He wears the goggles from earlier.) I'll give you $1,000 for the stench-vision goggles. (puts the money on Plankton's antennas)
Pilar: (points at Karen) Hey, how much for the computer?
Plankton: How much you got?
Karen: (angry) Plankton!
Plankton: All right. My wife's not for sale. (to everyone) But everything else must go! (Everyone cheers and gives Plankton even more money, smiling. Plankton sticks his head out of the stack.) Well, wifie. Looks like it's time to proceed to the next phase. (As he pulls a rope, the sign changes from "Yard Sale" to "$ for your signature".) (through a megaphone, holding a dollar) Who wants free money? (Everyone notices.)
Dennis: (turns his head) FREE?!
Debbie: (also turns her head) MONEY?! (Everyone happily runs to the stand.)
Nat: FREE MONEY! (Angrily, he turns a boat to the other side then joins everyone else. The boat catches on fire and explodes.)
Plankton: ('Everyone crowds around him.) Okay, okay. One at a time, please. (holding a dollar) To receive your free money, (holding a piece of paper attached to a clipboard) just sign this petition to save the Chum Bucket.
Pilar: Ooh, ooh. Me first. (As he signs the petition, Plankton gives him a dollar, then laughs evilly.) Yeah!
Mr. Krabs: (He walks in the Krusty Krab, angry.) This is outrageous! (to SpongeBob) You see what Plankton's doing, don't ya? He's undermining the democratic process by lab raging his temporarily financial windfall in order to buy every signature in Bikini Bottom. (counts his change) There's 20, 40, 50... We just bought mine 4 times! And me tasty food is one thing. (points out the window) But how can I compete with free money? (sad) I'm doomed! Well... clean around, boy. Border up. I'm afraid we're closing up for good. (sobs while biting his finger)
SpongeBob: (sad) Mr. Krabs is hurt so much!
Squidward: (laughs hysterically) Whoo... priceless.
Plankton: (meanwhile, as everyone cheers...) (happily) Thank you, thank you! I've got what I need! (holding up the clipboard and paper) I got the signatures! (confused while looking at the paper) All but one. Guess I won't be hiring the yellow sponge anytime soon. (evilly happily) But none of that matters now! Cause the majority is on my side! Which in a democracy is all you need.
(Meanwhile, cut to SpongeBob putting mayonnaise in a box, then taping it up, then cut to Mr. Krabs putting down a clock as the truck from the beginning of the episode arrives.)
Mr. Krabs: (sad) It's time. (He goes outside on the street and waits for the truck to stop in front of him.)
Bureaucrat Fish: (puts one of the truck's windows down) So, who's getting bulldozed today?
Plankton: (with the clipboard) Oh, not me, you bureaucraticness. I completed my petition. (Mr. Krabs is worried.)
Bureaucrat Fish: The people have spoken. Step aside, Mr. Krabs. (Part of the truck smokes fire out.)
Mr. Krabs: But... but... (As he backs up, the truck follows him, towards the Krusty Krab.) (angry) No! I'm not going anywhere!
Male Fish: Please comply, Mr. Krabs. It'll be quick and painless.
Mr. Krabs: If you wanna bulldoze me restaurant, (locks himself up) it's gonna be long and painful!
SpongeBob: (is seen at the top of the restaurant, also locked up) (angry) Stand your ground, Mr. Krabs! We are right behind you, right, Squidward? (The lock is empty.) Squidward?
Squidward: (He is outside his home, with an umbrella on top of him, sitting on a chair, and drinking a cup of tea, happily.)
Bureaucrat Fish: (He moves his truck closer to the restaurant.) Okay, now this is really your last chance.
Mr. Krabs: (still angry) I'm never leaving the Krusty Krab!
Male Fish: Fine. Have it your way. (He pushes a lever.)
Plankton: (He chuckles evilly, while setting up himself a movie theater seat, then sits on it.) Bring it on! Bring the destruction! (munches on popcorn)
Mr. Krabs: (Part of the truck smokes more fire out, and the truck starts to move even closer to the restaurant.) (sad) Goodbye, Krusty Krab! (As he closes his eyes, the truck begins to move the restaurant, but only moves 1 foot.) (confused) Eh?
Male Fish: Thank you for your cooperation!
Plankton: (spits the popcorn out, angry) What?! Excuse me, sir, but, uh... (stands on the seat) you forgot to level the place!
Mr. Krabs: (confused) Uhh... yeah.
Bureaucrat Fish: Demolition is outside of my prevue. I simply insure that restaurants comply with the 100 foot ordinance. (He measures the distance with a tape measure and says the 1 foot on it.) That's 1 more foot. Perfect! (He walks away from the restaurant.)
Plankton: (jumping on the seat, still angry) But that's not fair! (He slips inside and the seat closes on him.)
SpongeBob: So you're not gonna destroy the Krusty Krab?
Male Fish: No...
SpongeBob: (He jumps inside the truck, hugging the bureaucrat fish.) Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! (As the bureaucrat fish accidentally pulls the lever, the truck goes backwards. He and SpongeBob look out the window.) Oh, dear. (The truck crashes through the Chum Bucket, destroying it.)
Plankton: (Meanwhile, he's free from the seat after struggling to.) (STILL angry) Come on! Let's do this! I wanna see some destruction! (As he gasps, he finally sees the destroyed Chum Bucket.) I think I've seen enough. (He goes back inside the seat.)
(The episode ends.)

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-. [[Help Wanted (transcript)|Help Wanted]] / [[Reef Blower (transcript)|Reef Blower]] / [[Tea at the Treedome (transcript)|Tea at the Treedome]]<br />
-. [[Bubblestand (transcript)|Bubblestand]] / [[Ripped Pants (transcript)|Ripped Pants]]<br />
-. [[Jellyfishing (transcript)|Jellyfishing]] / [[Plankton! (transcript)|Plankton!]]<br />
-. [[Naughty Nautical Neighbors (transcript)|Naughty Nautical Neighbors]] / [[Boating School (transcript)|Boating School]]<br />
-. [[Pizza Delivery (transcript)|Pizza Delivery]] / [[Home Sweet Pineapple (transcript)|Home Sweet Pineapple]]<br />
-. [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (transcript)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]] / [[Pickles (transcript)|Pickles]]<br />
-. [[Hall Monitor (transcript)|Hall Monitor]] / [[Jellyfish Jam (transcript)|Jellyfish Jam]]<br />
-. [[Sandy's Rocket (transcript)|Sandy's Rocket]] / [[Squeaky Boots (transcript)|Squeaky Boots]]<br />
-. [[Nature Pants (transcript)|Nature Pants]] / [[Opposite Day (transcript)|Opposite Day]]<br />
-. [[Culture Shock (transcript)|Culture Shock]] / [[F.U.N. (transcript)|F.U.N.]]<br />
-. [[MuscleBob BuffPants (transcript)|MuscleBob BuffPants]] / [[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost (transcript)|Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost]]<br />
-. [[The Chaperone (transcript)|The Chaperone]] / [[Employee of the Month (transcript)|Employee of the Month]]<br />
-. [[Scaredy Pants (transcript)|Scaredy Pants]] / [[I Was a Teenage Gary (transcript)|I Was a Teenage Gary]]<br />
-. [[SB-129 (transcript)|SB-129]] / [[Karate Choppers (transcript)|Karate Choppers]]<br />
-. [[Sleepy Time (transcript)|Sleepy Time]] / [[Suds (transcript)|Suds]]<br />
-. [[Valentine's Day (transcript)|Valentine's Day]] / [[The Paper (transcript)|The Paper]]<br />
-. [[Arrgh! (transcript)|Arrgh!]] / [[Rock Bottom (transcript)|Rock Bottom]]<br />
-. [[Texas (transcript)|Texas]] / [[Walking Small (transcript)|Walking Small]]<br />
-. [[Fools in April (transcript)|Fools in April]] / [[Neptune's Spatula (transcript)|Neptune's Spatula]]<br />
-. [[Hooky (transcript)|Hooky]] / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II (transcript)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II]]<br />
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-. [[Your Shoe's Untied (transcript)|Your Shoe's Untied]] / [[Squid's Day Off (transcript)|Squid's Day Off]]<br />
-. [[Something Smells (transcript)|Something Smells]] / [[Bossy Boots (transcript)|Bossy Boots]]<br />
-. [[Big Pink Loser (transcript)|Big Pink Loser]] / [[Bubble Buddy (transcript)|Bubble Buddy]]<br />
-. [[Dying for Pie (transcript)|Dying for Pie]] / [[Imitation Krabs (transcript)|Imitation Krabs]]<br />
-. [[Wormy (transcript)|Wormy]] / [[Patty Hype (transcript)|Patty Hype]]<br />
-. [[Grandma's Kisses (transcript)|Grandma's Kisses]] / [[Squidville (transcript)|Squidville]]<br />
-. [[Prehibernation Week (transcript)|Prehibernation Week]] / [[Life of Crime (transcript)|Life of Crime]]<br />
-. [[Christmas Who? (transcript)|Christmas Who?]]<br />
-. [[Survival of the Idiots (transcript)|Survival of the Idiots]] / [[Dumped (transcript)|Dumped]]<br />
-. [[No Free Rides (transcript)|No Free Rides]] / [[I'm Your Biggest Fanatic (transcript)|I'm Your Biggest Fanatic]]<br />
-. [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III (transcript)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III]] / [[Squirrel Jokes (transcript)|Squirrel Jokes]]<br />
-. [[Pressure (transcript)|Pressure]] / [[The Smoking Peanut (transcript)|The Smoking Peanut]]<br />
-. [[Shanghaied (transcript)|Shanghaied]] / [[Gary Takes a Bath (transcript)|Gary Takes a Bath]]<br />
-. [[Welcome to the Chum Bucket (transcript)|Welcome to the Chum Bucket]] / [[Frankendoodle (transcript)|Frankendoodle]]<br />
-. [[The Secret Box (transcript)|The Secret Box]] / [[Band Geeks (transcript)|Band Geeks]]<br />
-. [[Graveyard Shift (transcript)|Graveyard Shift]] / [[Krusty Love (transcript)|Krusty Love]]<br />
-. [[Procrastination (transcript)|Procrastination]] / [[I'm with Stupid (transcript)|I'm with Stupid]]<br />
-. [[Sailor Mouth (transcript)|Sailor Mouth]] / [[Artist Unknown (transcript)|Artist Unknown]]<br />
-. [[Jellyfish Hunter (transcript)|Jellyfish Hunter]] / [[The Fry Cook Games (transcript)|The Fry Cook Games]]<br />
-. [[Squid on Strike (transcript)|Squid on Strike]] / [[Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm (transcript)|Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]]<br />
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-. [[The Algae's Always Greener (transcript)|The Algae's Always Greener]] / [[SpongeGuard on Duty (transcript)|SpongeGuard on Duty]]<br />
-. [[Club SpongeBob (transcript)|Club SpongeBob]] / [[My Pretty Seahorse (transcript)|My Pretty Seahorse]]<br />
-. [[The Bully (transcript)|The Bully]] / [[Just One Bite (transcript)|Just One Bite]]<br />
-. [[Nasty Patty (transcript)|Nasty Patty]] / [[Idiot Box (transcript)|Idiot Box]]<br />
-. [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV (transcript)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV]] / [[Doing Time (transcript)|Doing Time]]<br />
-. [[Snowball Effect (transcript)|Snowball Effect]] / [[One Krab's Trash (transcript)|One Krab's Trash]]<br />
-. [[As Seen on TV (transcript)|As Seen on TV]] / [[Can You Spare a Dime? (transcript)|Can You Spare a Dime?]]<br />
-. [[No Weenies Allowed (transcript)|No Weenies Allowed]] / [[Squilliam Returns (transcript)|Squilliam Returns]]<br />
-. [[Krab Borg (transcript)|Krab Borg]] / [[Rock-a-Bye Bivalve (transcript)|Rock-a-Bye Bivalve]]<br />
-. [[Wet Painters (transcript)|Wet Painters]] / [[Krusty Krab Training Video (transcript)|Krusty Krab Training Video]]<br />
-. [[Party Pooper Pants (transcript)|Party Pooper Pants]]<br />
-. [[Chocolate with Nuts (transcript)|Chocolate with Nuts]] / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V (transcript)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]<br />
-. [[New Student Starfish (transcript)|New Student Starfish]] / [[Clams (transcript)|Clams]]<br />
-. [[Ugh (transcript)|Ugh]]<br />
-. [[The Great Snail Race (transcript)|The Great Snail Race]] / [[Mid-Life Crustacean (transcript)|Mid-Life Crustacean]]<br />
-. [[Born Again Krabs (transcript)|Born Again Krabs]] / [[I Had an Accident (transcript)|I Had an Accident]]<br />
-. [[Krabby Land (transcript)|Krabby Land]] / [[The Camping Episode (transcript)|The Camping Episode]]<br />
-. [[Missing Identity (transcript)|Missing Identity]] / [[Plankton's Army (transcript)|Plankton's Army]]<br />
-. [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (transcript)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]]<br />
-. [[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler (transcript)|SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]] / [[Pranks a Lot (transcript)|Pranks a Lot]]<br />
-|-
-| style="background: #f2b850; font-size: 110%;" align="center" colspan="2" | '''Season 4'''
-|-
-| style="font-size: 85%;" align="left" colspan="2" |
-. [[Fear of a Krabby Patty (transcript)|Fear of a Krabby Patty]] / [[Shell of a Man (transcript)|Shell of a Man]]<br />
-. [[The Lost Mattress (transcript)|The Lost Mattress]] / [[Krabs vs. Plankton (transcript)|Krabs vs. Plankton]]<br />
-. [[Have You Seen This Snail? (transcript)|Have You Seen This Snail?]]<br />
-. [[Skill Crane (transcript)|Skill Crane]] / [[Good Neighbors (transcript)|Good Neighbors]]<br />
-. [[Selling Out (transcript)|Selling Out]] / [[Funny Pants (transcript)|Funny Pants]]<br />
-. [[Dunces and Dragons (transcript)|Dunces and Dragons]]<br />
-. [[Enemy In-Law (transcript)|Enemy In-Law]] / [[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture (transcript)|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture]]<br />
-. [[Patrick SmartPants (transcript)|Patrick SmartPants]] / [[SquidBob TentaclePants (transcript)|SquidBob TentaclePants]]<br />
-. [[Krusty Towers (transcript)|Krusty Towers]] / [[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired (transcript)|Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]]<br />
-. [[Ghost Host (transcript)|Ghost Host]] / [[Chimps Ahoy (transcript)|Chimps Ahoy]]<br />
-. [[Whale of a Birthday (transcript)|Whale of a Birthday]] / [[Karate Island (transcript)|Karate Island]]<br />
-. [[All That Glitters (transcript)|All That Glitters]] / [[Wishing You Well (transcript)|Wishing You Well]]<br />
-. [[New Leaf (transcript)|New Leaf]] / [[Once Bitten (transcript)|Once Bitten]]<br />
-. [[Bummer Vacation (transcript)|Bummer Vacation]] / [[Wigstruck (transcript)|Wigstruck]]<br />
-. [[Squidtastic Voyage (transcript)|Squidtastic Voyage]] / [[That's No Lady (transcript)|That's No Lady]]<br />
-. [[The Thing (transcript)|The Thing]] / [[Hocus Pocus (transcript)|Hocus Pocus]]<br />
-. [[Driven to Tears (transcript)|Driven to Tears]] / [[Rule of Dumb (transcript)|Rule of Dumb]]<br />
-. [[Born to Be Wild (transcript)|Born to Be Wild]] / [[Best Frenemies (transcript)|Best Frenemies]]<br />
-. [[The Pink Purloiner (transcript)|The Pink Purloiner]] / [[Squid Wood (transcript)|Squid Wood]]<br />
-. [[Best Day Ever (transcript)|Best Day Ever]] / [[The Gift of Gum (transcript)|The Gift of Gum]]<br />
-|-
-| style="background: #f2b850; font-size: 110%;" align="center" colspan="2" | '''Season 5'''
-|-
-| style="font-size: 85%;" align="left" colspan="2" |
-. [[Friend or Foe (transcript)|Friend or Foe]]<br />
-. [[The Original Fry Cook (transcript)|The Original Fry Cook]] / [[Night Light (transcript)|Night Light]]<br />
-. [[Rise and Shine (transcript)|Rise and Shine]] / [[Waiting (transcript)|Waiting]] / [[Fungus Among Us (transcript)|Fungus Among Us]]<br />
-. [[Spy Buddies (transcript)|Spy Buddies]] / [[Boat Smarts (transcript)|Boat Smarts]] / [[Good Ol' Whatshisname (transcript)|Good Ol' Whatshisname]]<br />
-. [[New Digs (transcript)|New Digs]] / [[Krabs à la Mode (transcript)|Krabs à la Mode]]<br />
-. [[Roller Cowards (transcript)|Roller Cowards]] / [[Bucket Sweet Bucket (transcript)|Bucket Sweet Bucket]]<br />
-. [[To Love a Patty (transcript)|To Love a Patty]] / [[Breath of Fresh Squidward (transcript)|Breath of Fresh Squidward]]<br />
-. [[Money Talks (transcript)|Money Talks]] / [[SpongeBob vs. the Patty Gadget (transcript)|SpongeBob vs. the Patty Gadget]] / [[Slimy Dancing (transcript)|Slimy Dancing]]<br />
-. [[The Krusty Sponge (transcript)|The Krusty Sponge]] / [[Sing a Song of Patrick (transcript)|Sing a Song of Patrick]]<br />
-. [[A Flea in Her Dome (transcript)|A Flea in Her Dome]] / [[The Donut of Shame (transcript)|The Donut of Shame]] / [[The Krusty Plate (transcript)|The Krusty Plate]]<br />
-. [[Goo Goo Gas (transcript)|Goo Goo Gas]] / [[Le Big Switch (transcript)|Le Big Switch]]<br />
-. [[Atlantis SquarePantis (transcript)|Atlantis SquarePantis]]<br />
-. [[Picture Day (transcript)|Picture Day]] / [[Pat No Pay (transcript)|Pat No Pay]] / [[BlackJack (transcript)|BlackJack]]<br />
-. [[Blackened Sponge (transcript)|Blackened Sponge]] / [[Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob (transcript)|Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob]]<br />
-. [[The Inmates of Summer (transcript)|The Inmates of Summer]] / [[To Save a Squirrel (transcript)|To Save a Squirrel]]<br />
-. [[Pest of the West (transcript)|Pest of the West]]<br />
-. [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea (transcript)|20,000 Patties Under the Sea]] / [[The Battle of Bikini Bottom (transcript)|The Battle of Bikini Bottom]]<br />
-. [[What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? (transcript)|What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?]]<br />
-. [[The Two Faces of Squidward (transcript)|The Two Faces of Squidward]] / [[SpongeHenge (transcript)|SpongeHenge]]<br />
-. [[Banned in Bikini Bottom (transcript)|Banned in Bikini Bottom]] / [[Stanley S. SquarePants (transcript)|Stanley S. SquarePants]]<br />
-|-
-| style="background: #f2b850; font-size: 110%;" align="center" colspan="2" | '''Season 6'''
-|-
-| style="font-size: 85%;" align="left" colspan="2" |
-. [[House Fancy (transcript)|House Fancy]] / [[Krabby Road (transcript)|Krabby Road]]<br />
-. [[Penny Foolish (transcript)|Penny Foolish]] / [[Nautical Novice (transcript)|Nautical Novice]]<br />
-. [[Spongicus (transcript)|Spongicus]] / [[Suction Cup Symphony (transcript)|Suction Cup Symphony]]<br />
-. [[Not Normal (transcript)|Not Normal]] / [[Gone (transcript)|Gone]]<br />
-. [[The Splinter (transcript)|The Splinter]] / [[Slide Whistle Stooges (transcript)|Slide Whistle Stooges]]<br />
-. [[A Life in a Day (transcript)|A Life in a Day]] / [[Sun Bleached (transcript)|Sun Bleached]]<br />
-. [[Giant Squidward (transcript)|Giant Squidward]] / [[No Nose Knows (transcript)|No Nose Knows]]<br />
-. [[Patty Caper (transcript)|Patty Caper]] / [[Plankton's Regular (transcript)|Plankton's Regular]]<br />
-. [[Boating Buddies (transcript)|Boating Buddies]] / [[The Krabby Kronicle (transcript)|The Krabby Kronicle]]<br />
-. [[The Slumber Party (transcript)|The Slumber Party]] / [[Grooming Gary (transcript)|Grooming Gary]]<br />
-. [[SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One (transcript)|SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One]]<br />
-. [[Porous Pockets (transcript)|Porous Pockets]] / [[Choir Boys (transcript)|Choir Boys]]<br />
-. [[Krusty Krushers (transcript)|Krusty Krushers]] / [[The Card (transcript)|The Card]]<br />
-. [[Dear Vikings (transcript)|Dear Vikings]] / [[Ditchin' (transcript)|Ditchin']]<br />
-. [[Grandpappy the Pirate (transcript)|Grandpappy the Pirate]] / [[Cephalopod Lodge (transcript)|Cephalopod Lodge]]<br />
-. [[Squid's Visit (transcript)|Squid's Visit]] / [[To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants (transcript)|To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants]]<br />
-. [[Shuffleboarding (transcript)|Shuffleboarding]] / [[Professor Squidward (transcript)|Professor Squidward]]<br />
-. [[Pet or Pests (transcript)|Pet or Pests]] / [[Komputer Overload (transcript)|Komputer Overload]]<br />
-. [[Gullible Pants (transcript)|Gullible Pants]] / [[Overbooked (transcript)|Overbooked]]<br />
-. [[No Hat for Pat (transcript)|No Hat for Pat]] / [[Toy Store of Doom (transcript)|Toy Store of Doom]]<br />
-. [[Sand Castles in the Sand (transcript)|Sand Castles in the Sand]] / [[Shell Shocked (transcript)|Shell Shocked]]<br />
-. [[Chum Bucket Supreme (transcript)|Chum Bucket Supreme]] / [[Single Cell Anniversary (transcript)|Single Cell Anniversary]]<br />
-. & 124. [[Truth or Square (transcript)|Truth or Square]]<br />
-. [[Pineapple Fever (transcript)|Pineapple Fever]] / [[Chum Caverns (transcript)|Chum Caverns]]<br />
-. [[The Clash of Triton (transcript)|The Clash of Triton]]<br />
-|-
-| style="background: #f2b850; font-size: 110%;" align="center" colspan="2" | '''Season 7'''
-|-
-| style="font-size: 85%;" align="left" colspan="2" |
-. [[Tentacle-Vision (transcript)|Tentacle-Vision]] / [[I ♥ Dancing (transcript)|I ♥ Dancing]]<br />
-. [[Growth Spout (transcript)|Growth Spout]] / [[Stuck in the Wringer (transcript)|Stuck in the Wringer]]<br />
-. [[Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy (transcript)|Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy]] / [[The Inside Job (transcript)|The Inside Job]]<br />
-. [[Greasy Buffoons (transcript)|Greasy Buffoons]] / [[Model Sponge (transcript)|Model Sponge]]<br />
-. [[Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful (transcript)|Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful]] / [[A Pal for Gary (transcript)|A Pal for Gary]]<br />
-. [[Yours, Mine and Mine (transcript)|Yours, Mine and Mine]] / [[Kracked Krabs (transcript)|Kracked Krabs]]<br />
-. [[The Curse of Bikini Bottom (transcript)|The Curse of Bikini Bottom]] / [[Squidward in Clarinetland (transcript)|Squidward in Clarinetland]]<br />
-. [[SpongeBob's Last Stand (transcript)|SpongeBob's Last Stand]]<br />
-. [[Back to the Past (transcript)|Back to the Past]] / [[The Bad Guy Club for Villains (transcript)|The Bad Guy Club for Villains]]<br />
-. [[A Day Without Tears (transcript)|A Day Without Tears]] / [[Summer Job (transcript)|Summer Job]]<br />
-. [[One Coarse Meal (transcript)|One Coarse Meal]] / [[Gary in Love (transcript)|Gary in Love]]<br />
-. [[The Play's the Thing (transcript)|The Play's the Thing]] / [[Rodeo Daze (transcript)|Rodeo Daze]]<br />
-. [[Gramma's Secret Recipe (transcript)|Gramma's Secret Recipe]] / [[The Cent of Money (transcript)|The Cent of Money]]<br />
-. [[The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom (transcript)|The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom]] / [[Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle (transcript)|Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle]]<br />
-. [[The Curse of the Hex (transcript)|The Curse of the Hex]] / [[The Main Drain (transcript)|The Main Drain]]<br />
-. [[Trenchbillies (transcript)|Trenchbillies]] / [[Sponge-Cano! (transcript)|Sponge-Cano!]]<br />
-. [[The Great Patty Caper (transcript)|The Great Patty Caper]]<br />
-. [[That Sinking Feeling (transcript)|That Sinking Feeling]] / [[Karate Star (transcript)|Karate Star]]<br />
-. [[Buried in Time (transcript)|Buried in Time]] / [[Enchanted Tiki Dreams (transcript)|Enchanted Tiki Dreams]]<br />
-. [[The Abrasive Side (transcript)|The Abrasive Side]] / [[Earworm (transcript)|Earworm]]<br />
-. [[Hide and Then What Happens? (transcript)|Hide and Then What Happens?]] / [[Shellback Shenanigans (transcript)|Shellback Shenanigans]]<br />
-. [[The Masterpiece (transcript)|The Masterpiece]] / [[Whelk Attack (transcript)|Whelk Attack]]<br />
-. [[You Don't Know Sponge (transcript)|You Don't Know Sponge]] / [[Tunnel of Glove (transcript)|Tunnel of Glove]]<br />
-. [[Krusty Dogs (transcript)|Krusty Dogs]] / [[The Wreck of the Mauna Loa (transcript)|The Wreck of the Mauna Loa]]<br />
-. [[New Fish in Town (transcript)|New Fish in Town]] / [[Love That Squid (transcript)|Love That Squid]]<br />
-. [[Big Sister Sam (transcript)|Big Sister Sam]] / [[Perfect Chemistry (transcript)|Perfect Chemistry]]<br />
-|-
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-|-
-| style="font-size: 85%;" align="left" colspan="2" |
-. [[Accidents Will Happen (transcript)|Accidents Will Happen]] / [[The Other Patty (transcript)|The Other Patty]]<br />
-. [[Drive Thru (transcript)|Drive Thru]] / [[The Hot Shot (transcript)|The Hot Shot]]<br />
-. [[A Friendly Game (transcript)|A Friendly Game]] / [[Sentimental Sponge (transcript)|Sentimental Sponge]]<br />
-. [[Frozen Face-Off (transcript)|Frozen Face-Off]]<br />
-. [[Squidward's School for Grown-Ups (transcript)|Squidward's School for Grown-Ups]] / [[Oral Report (transcript)|Oral Report]]<br />
-. [[Sweet and Sour Squid (transcript)|Sweet and Sour Squid]] / [[The Googly Artiste (transcript)|The Googly Artiste]]<br />
-. [[A SquarePants Family Vacation (transcript)|A SquarePants Family Vacation]]<br />
-. [[Patrick's Staycation (transcript)|Patrick's Staycation]] / [[Walking the Plankton (transcript)|Walking the Plankton]]<br />
-. [[Mooncation (transcript)|Mooncation]] / [[Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation (transcript)|Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation]]<br />
-. [[Ghoul Fools (transcript)|Ghoul Fools]]<br />
-. [[Mermaid Man Begins (transcript)|Mermaid Man Begins]] / [[Plankton's Good Eye (transcript)|Plankton's Good Eye]]<br />
-. [[Barnacle Face (transcript)|Barnacle Face]] / [[Pet Sitter Pat (transcript)|Pet Sitter Pat]]<br />
-. [[House Sittin' for Sandy (transcript)|House Sittin' for Sandy]] / [[Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom (transcript)|Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom]]<br />
-. [[The Way of the Sponge (transcript)|The Way of the Sponge]] / [[Bubble Troubles (transcript)|Bubble Troubles]]<br />
-. [[The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom (transcript)|The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom]] / [[Bubble Buddy Returns (transcript)|Bubble Buddy Returns]]<br />
-. [[Restraining SpongeBob (transcript)|Restraining SpongeBob]] / [[Fiasco! (transcript)|Fiasco!]]<br />
-. [[Are You Happy Now? (transcript)|Are You Happy Now?]] / [[Planet of the Jellyfish (transcript)|Planet of the Jellyfish]]<br />
-. [[Free Samples (transcript)|Free Samples]] / [[Home Sweet Rubble (transcript)|Home Sweet Rubble]]<br />
-. [[Karen 2.0 (transcript)|Karen 2.0]] / [[InSPONGEiac (transcript)|InSPONGEiac]]<br />
-. [[Face Freeze! (transcript)|Face Freeze!]] / [[Glove World R.I.P. (transcript)|Glove World R.I.P.]]<br />
-. [[Squiditis (transcript)|Squiditis]] / [[Demolition Doofus (transcript)|Demolition Doofus]]<br />
-. [[Treats! (transcript)|Treats!]] / [[For Here or to Go (transcript)|For Here or to Go]]<br />
-. [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (transcript)|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]<br />
-. [[Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go! (transcript)|Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!]] / [[Chum Fricassee (transcript)|Chum Fricassee]]<br />
-. [[The Good Krabby Name (transcript)|The Good Krabby Name]] / [[Move It or Lose It (transcript)|Move It or Lose It]]<br />
-. [[Hello Bikini Bottom! (transcript)|Hello Bikini Bottom!]]<br />
-|-
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-|-
-| style="font-size: 85%;" align="left" colspan="2" |
-. [[Extreme Spots (transcript)|Extreme Spots]] / [[Squirrel Record (transcript)|Squirrel Record]]<br />
-. [[Patrick-Man! (transcript)|Patrick-Man!]] / [[Gary's New Toy (transcript)|Gary's New Toy]]<br />
-. [[License to Milkshake (transcript)|License to Milkshake]] / [[Squid Baby (transcript)|Squid Baby]]<br />
-. [[Little Yellow Book (transcript)|Little Yellow Book]] / [[Bumper to Bumper (transcript)|Bumper to Bumper]]<br />
-. [[Eek, an Urchin! (transcript)|Eek, an Urchin!]] / [[Squid Defense (transcript)|Squid Defense]]<br />
-. [[Jailbreak! (transcript)|Jailbreak!]] / [[Evil Spatula (transcript)|Evil Spatula]]<br />
-. [[Safe Deposit Krabs (transcript)|Safe Deposit Krabs]] / [[Plankton's Pet (transcript)|Plankton's Pet]]<br />
-|}
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-</div>
-|}
-</td></tr></table>This article is a '''[[List of transcripts|transcript]]''' of the ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (series)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' episode, '''"[[Move It or Lose It]]"''' from [[List of season 8 episodes|season eight]], which aired on [[October 21]], [[2012]].
-*''The scene begins with a boat driving up to the intersection between the Chum Bucket and the Krusty Krab. A male fish steps out of the car and places a stake into the street. He then places two signs on both of the hangers''
 *'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(inside Krusty Krab)'' Hmm. What could be the doings of this stranger?
 *'''Plankton:''' ''(inside of Chum Bucket)'' This looks suspicious.
 *'''Both Mr. Krabs and Plankton:''' ''(both Mr. Krabs and Plankton step out of their restaurants toward the male fish)'' What's the big idea?
-*'''Male Fish: '''Mr. Eugene Krabs and Sheldon Plankton...
+*'''Bureaucrat Fish: '''Mr. Eugene Krabs and Sheldon Plankton...
 *'''Plankton and Mr. Krabs: '''Yes?
-*'''Male Fish:''' These are for you. <span style="font-style: italic;">[walks away. They both look at the two signs]</span>
+*'''Bureaucrat Fish:''' These are for you. <span style="font-style: italic;">[walks away. They both look at the two signs]</span>
 *'''Plankton and Mr. Krabs: '''(''Reading the signs'') "Updated city ordinance: Fast Food Restaurants cannot be within 100 feet of each other". Huh?
-*'''Male Fish: '''The Krusty Krab and The Chum Bucket are located too close together. One of your restaurants is going to have to be bulldosed.
+*'''Male Fish: '''The Krusty Krab and The Chum Bucket are located too close together. One of your restaurants is going to have to be bulldozed.
-*'''Plankton and Mr. Krabs: '''(''In shock)'' B - B - B - Buldosed!!?? (''They mesure the distance between the 2 restaurants with Tape Measures'')
+*'''Plankton and Mr. Krabs: '''(''In shock)'' B - B - B - Bulldozed!!?? (''They measure the distance between the 2 restaurants with Tape Measures'')
 *'''Plankton: '''(''In shock'') 99 feet!
 *'''Mr Krabs: '''(''Sad'') Its true.
 *'''Plankton: '''(''Letting go of the Tape Measure'') Ahhhhhhhhhh! (''Crashes into pole'') OOF!
-*'''Mr. Krabs:'''(''Suspicious'') Which one of us is gonna get bulldosed?
+*'''Mr. Krabs:'''(''Suspicious'') Which one of us is gonna get bulldozed?
-*'''Male Fish:''' Thats for you two to decide.
+*'''Bureaucrat Fish:''' That's for you two to decide.
-*'''Mr. Krabs:''' (''Angry'') Im not going anywhere!. Your the one who is moving!!
+*'''Mr. Krabs:''' (''Angry'') I'm not going anywhere!. You're the one who is moving!!
 *'''Plankton: '''(''Angry'') You are moving!!
 *'''Mr. Krabs: '''Ohoho no you are!
-*'''Plankton: '''Oh no im not!
+*'''Plankton: '''Oh no I'm not!
-*'''Male Fish: '''(''Interupts them''): Gentlemen you have 24 hours to decide which of you moves. Thats the law around here! (''He drives off'')
+*'''Bureaucrat Fish: '''(''Interrupts them''): Gentlemen you have 24 hours to decide which of you moves. That's the law around here! (''He drives off'')
 *'''Mr. Krabs: '''(''Angry'') Pack your bags pipsqueak!
 *'''Plankton: '''(''Angry'') You might as well close up shop right now Krabs. Your customers won't miss a thing
 *'''Mr. Krabs:''' (''Laughs'') At least i have customers.
-*'''Plankton: '''(''Angry'') Oh yeah!? Well im gonna put together a....uh...a petition of customers signatures.
+*'''Plankton: '''(''Angry'') Oh yeah!? Well I'm gonna put together a....uh...a petition of customers signatures.
 *'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ha! Good luck with that ludicrous idea! (''Walks to Krusty Krab''). (''Confused'') Petition? (''Walks through doors'') Squidward! SpongeBob!
 *(''Squidward puts magazine down'') (''SpongeBob zooms to Mr. Krabs while Squidward walks'')
 *'''Mr. Krabs:''' (''Hands petitions to SpongeBob and Squidward'') You two take these petitions to save The Krusty Krab and secure as many signatures as you can!
 *'''SpongeBob: '''(''Saluting'') Sir yes Sir!
-*'''Squidward: '''(''Sarcastic'') Oh yeah im definitely gonna do this.
+*'''Squidward: '''(''Sarcastic'') Oh yeah, I'm definitely gonna do this.
-*'''SpongeBob: '''(''Signing'') And im gonna be the first signature. There and how about you Squidward? Could we count on your support? (''In shock to see Squidward gone and the petition still there'') Squidward?
+*'''SpongeBob: '''(''Signing'') And I'm gonna be the first signature. There and how about you Squidward? Could we count on your support? (''In shock to see Squidward gone and the petition still there'') Squidward?
 *(''Bubble transition to Mrs. Puffs Boating School'')
+*'''SpongeBob: '''Hello, Mrs. Puff!
-*
+*'''Mrs. Puff: '''(''frightened'') No! Stay away! I can't afford to go back in the slammer!
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+*'''SpongeBob: '''I'm just here if you would sign this petition. It'll save the Krusty Krab from getting bulldozed!
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+*'''Mrs. Puff: '''Why would I care about that?
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+*'''SpongeBob: '''(''gasps'') Mrs. Puff, don't you care what happens to Mr. Krabs? Squidward? Gary? Me?
+*'''Mrs. Puff: '''Not particularly.
+*'''Delivery Man: '''(''walks in the classroom'') Excuse me? I'm looking for a Mrs. Puff.
+*'''Mrs. Puff: '''Yes, that's me.
+*'''Delivery Man: '''Your new boat's here. Just sign here, please. (''Mrs. Puff signs the paper'')
+*'''SpongeBob: '''Speaking of signatures, would you sign this petition to save the Krusty Krab? (''SpongeBob hands out a piece of paper'')
+*'''Delivery Man: '''Why would I care about the Krusty Krab? (''annoyed'') I'll unload the boat. (''SpongeBob and the delivery man both walk out of the classroom. SpongeBob notices something about the boat.'') (''closeup of the boat's lever'')
+*'''SpongeBob: '''Don't worry, Mr. Delivery Man. I got this. (''SpongeBob pushes down the boat's lever. It moves backwards, heading straight towards the school. Mrs. Puff notices this.'')
+*'''Mrs. Puff: '''NOOO!! (''She closes the door, when the boat crashes into the school. Mrs. Puff puffs up.)''
+*(''Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking on the street'')
+*'''SpongeBob: '''(''He comes to a repair man close to a boat, who looks at a piece of paper'') Excuse me, sir. Would you like to sign a petition to save the Krusty Krab?
+*'''Repair Man: '''(''confused'') Why would I want to do that? The food there is dangerous. (''closeup of the paper that says, "Krabby Patties are Dangerous" as SpongeBob reads it'')
+*'''SpongeBob:'''(''worried'') Sir, where did you get this?
+*'''Repair Man: '''It was on my windshield. They're all over the place! (''even more copies of the paper are attached to buildings'')
+*'''SpongeBob: '''This must be Plankton's dirty plan. (''cut to SpongeBob running towards the Krusty Krab'') Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! (''As he enters, many people with papers all talking at once angrily to Mr. Krabs'')
+*'''Nat: '''Hey, Mr. Krabs! Why are your patties dangerous?
+*'''Everyone: '''Yeah! (''They keep talking at once.'')
+*'''Mr. Krabs: '''(''worried'') I...I...uh... My...my patties are dangerous because...because they're so...uh...uh...they're so-
+*'''SpongeBob: '''(''comes out of the kitchen with a plate of Krabby Patties'') Delicious!
+*'''Nat: '''(''as everyone else stares'') Kid's got a point. (''Everyone talks at once happily. They start taking the patties.'')
+*'''Mr. Krabs: '''(''leans closer to SpongeBob'') Thanks for saving me shell, boy!
+*'''SpongeBob: '''Don't thank me, Mr. Krabs. Thank the krabby patty.
+*'''Plankton: '''(''growls, then returns to the Chum Bucket, sad'') That does it!
+*'''Karen: '''Throwing in the napkin, are we?
+*'''Plankton: '''(''sobs loudly on a suitcase'') My restaurant. My laboratory. My evil inventions. All about to be flattened! Just give me a moment to say my goodbyes. (''walks sadly by his former things while holding the suitcase'') Farewell, stench-vision goggles. Farewell, Chum Bucket replicator. Farewell, hypnotizer helmet. We had some diabolical times together, didn't we? (''walks to a cannon'') So long, sonic cannon that destroys every known material in the universe. (''As he accidentally sobs on the cannon's button, it activates, and makes a hole, destroying part of the Chum Bucket. SpongeBob sees this while humming on the street. He finally hears Plankton crying, sobbing while laying down.'')
+*'''SpongeBob: ''' (''sadly'') Plankton, I'm sorry. (''sniffs'') Sorry I made my Krabby Patty so delicious. (''sobs'')
+*'''Plankton: ''' (''angry'') Hey, get lost! I'm the only one that weeps around here.
+*'''SpongeBob: ''' But I can't help it think that I somehow had a hand in your misery. Or at least a spatula. Nobody would sign a petition to bulldoze the Krusty Krab unless you pay them. And who would be loaned down enough to do that?
+*'''Plankton: ''' (''smiles, closes a door, then chuckles evilly'') Karen, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
+*'''Karen: ''' Before you start buying up those petition signatures, you should know that our checking account balance is (''shown on her screen'') Negative $375.
+*'''Plankton: '''Not to worry, my lady. I have a plan.
+*'''Mr. Krabs: '''(''cut to him looking through a telescope'') Hmm... Now there's something you don't see every day.
+*'''SpongeBob: '''(''serves Krabby Patties to a three-headed fish'') Three-Headed Jake? He comes in every day.
+*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Not him. I'm referring to the large crowd gathered at the Chum Bucket. It appears they are actually giving Plankton... MONEY?! (''A customer gives Plankton money while wearing the hypnotizer helmet from earlier.'')
+*'''Plankton: '''You just got a steel, sir. You'll get many villainess years out of that little number. (''He chuckles evilly, then jumps up to put the money in the cash register.'') I'll forget this restaurant nonsense, Karen. I should've opened a yard sale business years ago. (''Fish look at stuff.'') Step up, fishes. Every evil invention is price to move!
+*'''Charlie: '''I'll take this recti generator off your hands (''gives Plankton money'')
+*'''Nat: '''(''He wears the goggles from earlier.'') I'll give you $1,000 for the stench-vision goggles. (''puts the money on Plankton's antennas'')
+*'''Pilar: '''(''points at Karen'') Hey, how much for the computer?
+*'''Plankton: '''How much you got?
+*'''Karen: '''(''angry'') Plankton!
+*'''Plankton: '''All right. My wife's not for sale. (''to everyone'') But everything else must go! (''Everyone cheers and gives Plankton even more money, smiling. Plankton sticks his head out of the stack.'') Well, wifie. Looks like it's time to proceed to the next phase. (''As he pulls a rope, the sign changes from "Yard Sale" to "$ for your signature".'') (''through a megaphone, holding a dollar'') Who wants free money? (''Everyone notices.'')
+*'''Dennis: '''(''turns his head'') FREE?!
+*'''Debbie: '''(''also turns her head'') MONEY?! (''Everyone happily runs to the stand.'')
+*'''Nat: '''FREE MONEY! (Angrily, he turns a boat to the other side then joins everyone else. The boat catches on fire and explodes.'')''
+*'''Plankton: '''('Everyone crowds around him.'') Okay, okay. One at a time, please. (''holding a dollar'') To receive your free money, (''holding a piece of paper attached to a clipboard'') just sign this petition to save the Chum Bucket.''
+*'''Pilar: '''Ooh, ooh. Me first. (''As he signs the petition, Plankton gives him a dollar, then laughs evilly.'') Yeah!
+*'''Mr. Krabs: '''(''He walks in the Krusty Krab, angry.'') This is outrageous! (''to SpongeBob'') You see what Plankton's doing, don't ya? He's undermining the democratic process by lab raging his temporarily financial windfall in order to buy every signature in Bikini Bottom. (''counts his change'') There's 20, 40, 50... We just bought mine 4 times! And me tasty food is one thing. (''points out the window'') But how can I compete with free money? (''sad'') I'm doomed! Well... clean around, boy. Border up. I'm afraid we're closing up for good. (''sobs while biting his finger'')
+*'''SpongeBob: '''(''sad'') Mr. Krabs is hurt so much!
+*'''Squidward: '''(''laughs hysterically'') Whoo... priceless.
+*'''Plankton: '''(''meanwhile, as everyone cheers...'') (''happily'') Thank you, thank you! I've got what I need! (''holding up the clipboard and paper'') I got the signatures! (''confused while looking at the paper'') All but one. Guess I won't be hiring the yellow sponge anytime soon. (''evilly happily'') But none of that matters now! Cause the majority is on my side! Which in a democracy is all you need.
+*(''Meanwhile, cut to SpongeBob putting mayonnaise in a box, then taping it up, then cut to Mr. Krabs putting down a clock as the truck from the beginning of the episode arrives.'')
+*'''Mr. Krabs: '''(''sad'') It's time. (''He goes outside on the street and waits for the truck to stop in front of him.'')
+*'''Bureaucrat Fish: '''(''puts one of the truck's windows down'') So, who's getting bulldozed today?
+*'''Plankton: '''(''with the clipboard'') Oh, not me, you bureaucraticness. I completed my petition. (''Mr. Krabs is worried.'')
+*'''Bureaucrat Fish: '''The people have spoken. Step aside, Mr. Krabs. (''Part of the truck smokes fire out.'')
+*'''Mr. Krabs: '''But... but... (''As he backs up, the truck follows him, towards the Krusty Krab.'') (''angry'') No! I'm not going anywhere!
+*'''Male Fish: '''Please comply, Mr. Krabs. It'll be quick and painless.
+*'''Mr. Krabs: '''If you wanna bulldoze me restaurant, (''locks himself up'') it's gonna be long and painful!
+*'''SpongeBob: '''(''is seen at the top of the restaurant, also locked up'') (''angry'') Stand your ground, Mr. Krabs! We are right behind you, right, Squidward? (''The lock is empty.'') Squidward?
+*'''Squidward: '''(''He is outside his home, with an umbrella on top of him, sitting on a chair, and drinking a cup of tea, happily.'')
+*'''Bureaucrat Fish: '''(''He moves his truck closer to the restaurant.'') Okay, now this is really your last chance.
+*'''Mr. Krabs: '''(''still angry'') I'm never leaving the Krusty Krab!
+*'''Male Fish: '''Fine. Have it your way. (''He pushes a lever.'')
+*'''Plankton: '''(''He chuckles evilly, while setting up himself a movie theater seat, then sits on it.'') Bring it on! Bring the destruction! (''munches on popcorn'')
+*'''Mr. Krabs: '''(''Part of the truck smokes more fire out, and the truck starts to move even closer to the restaurant.'') (''sad'') Goodbye, Krusty Krab! (''As he closes his eyes, the truck begins to move the restaurant, but only moves 1 foot.'') (''confused'') Eh?
+*'''Male Fish: '''Thank you for your cooperation!
+*'''Plankton: '''(''spits the popcorn out, angry'') What?! Excuse me, sir, but, uh... (''stands on the seat'') you forgot to level the place!
+*'''Mr. Krabs: '''(''confused'') Uhh... yeah.
+*'''Bureaucrat Fish: '''Demolition is outside of my prevue. I simply insure that restaurants comply with the 100 foot ordinance. (''He measures the distance with a tape measure and says the 1 foot on it.'') That's 1 more foot. Perfect! (''He walks away from the restaurant.'')
+*'''Plankton: '''(''jumping on the seat, still angry'') But that's not fair! (''He slips inside and the seat closes on him''.)
+*'''SpongeBob: '''So you're not gonna destroy the Krusty Krab?
+*'''Male Fish: '''No...
+*'''SpongeBob: '''(''He jumps inside the truck, hugging the bureaucrat fish.'') Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! (''As the bureaucrat fish accidentally pulls the lever, the truck goes backwards. He and SpongeBob look out the window.'') Oh, dear. (''The truck crashes through the Chum Bucket, destroying it.'')
+*'''Plankton: '''(''Meanwhile, he's free from the seat after struggling to.'') (''STILL angry'') Come on! Let's do this! I wanna see some destruction! (''As he gasps, he finally sees the destroyed Chum Bucket.'') I think I've seen enough. (''He goes back inside the seat.'')
+*(''The episode ends.'')