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{{L|Sandy|Oh no, SpongeBob. That's what you call a "coincidence". I'm getting ready for my vacation!}} |
{{L|Sandy|Oh no, SpongeBob. That's what you call a "coincidence". I'm getting ready for my vacation!}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|Where are you going?}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|Where are you going?}} |
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− | {{L|Sandy|The moon! |
+ | {{L|Sandy|The moon! ''[SpongeBob gasps]''}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|You're going on a moon trip?!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|You're going on a moon trip?!}} |
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{{L|Sandy|Yep! I'm all packed up and ready to go. Wanna help me…}} |
{{L|Sandy|Yep! I'm all packed up and ready to go. Wanna help me…}} |
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'll be right back!}} |
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll be right back!}} |
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− | {{L|Sandy|...load up the moon wagon? |
+ | {{L|Sandy|...load up the moon wagon? ''[sighs]''}} |
+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob is at bakery]'' Morning, Mr. Bakerman! Oh, that's right, I'm sorry. I have to pick a number. ''[attempts to pull a ticket, but fails and gets tangled up]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Bakerman|Number 12.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, I'm Number 12!}} |
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+ | {{L|Bakerman|What can I get for you today?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I need a bon voyage sheet cake. ''[Bakerman brings out out sheet cake]'' Could you put yummy words on it? Hmmmmm, what would those yummy words be? I got it! "Have fun on the moon...". What rhymes with "moon"? Tune? Roon? Noon? Goon?}} |
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+ | {{L|Bakerman|How about “loon?”}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I got it! "See you soon!”}} |
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+ | {{L|Countdown|''[SpongeBob heads back to Sandy’s dome with the cake. The rocket is a few seconds from takeoff]'' T-minus 12, 11, 10, 9, 8…}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|No, Sandy! Wait! You can't go without your sheet cake! ''[grabs a hold of the ladder, but falls into the rocket]'' Whoa!}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|''[sees SpongeBob]'' SpongeBob? What in cold chicken and pickles are you doing in my ship?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[panting, and out of breath]'' I went to get you a, so I went to the, and then I got you a, and then T-minus something, and…}} |
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+ | {{L|Countdown|Launch commencing.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Nevermind. Can't stop the countdown now. Better strap yourself down. Looks like you're going on a mooncation!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I am?! Whoooooo! Moon trip! Moon trip! Moon trip! ''[rocket takes off]'' Hey Sandy? Sandy? Sandy? Sandy? Sandy? Hey, Sandy...}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Uh, I'm kinda busy here, SpongeBob. Gotta recalculate to account for the extra weight.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I just wanted to show you the…}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|for the afterburners! ''[activates afterburners; propels rocket further]'' What were you saying, SpongeBob?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I… brought you a “bon voyage” sheet cake.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|You can't bring regular food into space!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Wha, wha, wha, why not?}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Because, as we leave Earth's gravity, everything becomes weightless, and any un-contained food will float off in all directions!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh. Is that a bad thing?}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Only if it gets sucked into the reverse spatial linearity drive. ''[cake floats into the reverse spatial linearity drive. The rocket engine malfunctions and turns off]'' Ah nuts!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oops. Sorry Sandy.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|''[presses "Toss" button, and gets dressed in a large space suit] Well, it's a good thing I've brought my special space suit designed for just this kind of situation! Now, try not to file anything else up while I'm saving our necks. ''[goes into space]'' Aha! There's our problem. ''[clears the cake out from the the reverse spatial linearity drive.]’' Eh, could've used more nuts. ''[comes back inside rocket]'' Okay. I've got her up and running, again. Now, can you please sit with your hands folded for a while, SpongeBob?}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Roger that! Folding hands.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Now, get ready for lunar module se…}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[folds hands into a bird]'' What do you think Sandy?}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Just don't touch anything while we separate.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Ok.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|''[detaches rocket from boosters]'' That looks like a good spot. ''[lands on the moon, sets camp up]'' Alright, SpongeBob. Now that our camp is set up, it's time for some moon crater boarding! ''[brings out boards]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|What's moon crater boarding?}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|You ride these on that like this. ''[jumps on and rides her snowboard on the moon]’' Yeehaw! Right here is the Flip-a-dee-do-dah. ''[flips her board in midair]'' Right there is the classic Texas tail grab. ''[grabs tail, and twists it into the shape of Texas]'' And this I call the 7-20 Nut Drop. ''[spins and breaks an asteroid into an acorn and eats it]’' Munchie! And let's not forget my grandpappy's favorite: The Tour to Saturn. ''[lies down on Saturn's rings] ‘' Star gazer! Yeehaw! Nothing like extreme sports and zero gravity! Alright your turn.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh gee Sandy. I don't know. This looks kinda scary.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Oh, come on SpongeBob. You got this! It's a can of corn.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't know what corn is, but I sure like cans. Alright, I'll give it a try. ''[jumps on board and floats off into space]'' Sandy, this doesn't seem right.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Uh oh! Looks like SpongeBob's too light for lunar gravity. SpongeBob, grab a hold of this! ''[lassos asteroid to SpongeBob]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[grabs onto asteroid]'' Ok. ''[the rock pulls SpongeBob to the moon surface. SpongeBob begins to surf the moon, but screams]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Wow, SpongeBob! What do you call that trick? ''[SpongeBob keeps screaming]'' Interesting. Maybe you can teach me how to do a “Waaaaah!”}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob continues screaming, and begins to surf over a satellite]'' Hey, this is kind of fun! [leaps, and bounces off the satellite, damaging it]}} |
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+ | {{L|Character on TV|''[shifts to Patrick watching TV]'' Carol, your real father is… ''[TV goes out due to satellite damage]''}} |
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+ | {{L|Patrick|Hey! Who's Carol's real father?!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[scene returns to SpongeBob]'' Watch this Sandy! ''[ties an asteroid to his helmet to hold him down]'' Alright. A no-look... let's see... a one-footed, tongue-out, flip, leg up… ''[accidentally smashes into rocket's fuel tank, making it leak]'' puncture into the side of the rocket.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|You did great, SpongeBob! But, you should call your trick the "no-look, one-footed, tongue-out, flip, leg up, puncture the fuel tank on the rocket.”}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oops!}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Come on, SpongeBob. We gotta get while there's still enough fuel to make it home!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait! I have to do something very important! ''[takes picture of himself “holding the earth”]'' There! ''[both go into the rocket, and head for earth]'' So, we are going to make it, aren’t we Sandy?}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|If the fuel holds out, there's no reason to panic. ''[rocket fuel signs shows “Empty”. Rocket starts falling to earth]'' Without the engines, we've lost all control. We're coming in too steep!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Is that bad?}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|''[unbuckles seatbelt]'' Only if you consider being consumed in a giant fireball “bad”.}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, in that case, I won’t… giant fireball?! ''[unbuckles seatbelt, but hits wall]’' Sandy, where are you going?}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|'m going to take this bull by the horns! ''[Lassos the nose of the rocket. Rocket begins to catch fire as it descends towards earth]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Are we gonna get consumed in a giant fireball?}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Not if I can keep her nose up we aren't. Hang on! It's gonna get bumpy when we hit the atmosphere. ''[the rocket keeps falling at a faster rate. SpongeBob yells in terror]'' Yeehaw!}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[continues screaming]'' My goodness!}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Yeehaw! Yeehaw!!! ''[rockets crashes]''}} |
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+ | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, oh my gosh! Sandy! Sandy, are you okay? ''[Sandy groans]'' Oh, Sandy. I'm sorry I ruined your vacation.}} |
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+ | {{L|Sandy|Ruined? Oh heck no! That was the most fun I've had in a toad's age! Once I get my rocket fixed, you and me is heading to Mars. Now, let's go grab another one of them sheet cakes. }} |
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+ | {{L|Both of them|''[laugh]''}} |
Revision as of 09:43, 3 September 2014
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- [Bubble transition to begin episode]
- Patrick: [walking] So why are we going to Sandy's house?
- SpongeBob: To see her vacation slides for the hu.. [gets smacked in face by door] Ow!
- ZDS Agent: [Walking out the door with his partner and the slides] We got the slides, sir.
- Patrick: Who?...What?...Why?
- [The both get dragged in by Sandy]
- Sandy: [Taking SpongeBob and Patrick] Those two agents from the Zero Dryland Security just confiscated all my vacation slides, boys. Or so they think... [She pulls a tree trunk lever to activate a secret hideout] You see, [puts the two on two chairs. She goes to a copy of the vacation slides] Someone already made six copies.
- [SpongeBob raises his hand]
- Sandy: Yes, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Who is this someone? Do we know him?
- Sandy: By someone, I was implying me, SpongeBob. [Patrick raises his hand] Yes, Patrick?
- Patrick: Can you not imply anymore? It's confusing.
- [SpongeBob raises his hand again]
- Sandy: [tying up SpongeBob and Patrick with rope] Okay, no more questions until the end of the slideshow. Okay? [they nod in agreement] Good. [shows the first slide] The first slide is of me getting some last-minute readings before I took off on my vacation. [switches to the next slide] And this is me giving the thumbs-up-goodbye for now salute. [shows the next slide] And this... [dreadfully] This is where a little square pal of mine decided to pay me a visit.
- [transition to SpongeBob visiting Sandy]
- SpongeBob: [walking to Sandy's house] ♪I'm ready to see Sandy. I'm ready to see Sandy. I'm ready to see Sandy [spinning] I'm ready to ring Sandy's doorbel♪ [rings the doorbell; suddenly, an extreme humming noise vibrates the ocean floor] Saaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddddyyyyyy...! [a rocket emerges from beneath the ground] Whoa!
- Sandy: What do you think of my moon wagon?
- SpongeBob: Oh, Sandy. I'm sorry I activated it! How was I to know it was hooked up to your doorbell?
- Sandy: Oh no, SpongeBob. That's what you call a "coincidence". I'm getting ready for my vacation!
- SpongeBob: Where are you going?
- Sandy: The moon! [SpongeBob gasps]
- SpongeBob: You're going on a moon trip?!
- Sandy: Yep! I'm all packed up and ready to go. Wanna help me…
- SpongeBob: I'll be right back!
- Sandy: ...load up the moon wagon? [sighs]
- SpongeBob: [SpongeBob is at bakery] Morning, Mr. Bakerman! Oh, that's right, I'm sorry. I have to pick a number. [attempts to pull a ticket, but fails and gets tangled up]
- Bakerman: Number 12.
- SpongeBob: Yes, I'm Number 12!
- Bakerman: What can I get for you today?
- SpongeBob: I need a bon voyage sheet cake. [Bakerman brings out out sheet cake] Could you put yummy words on it? Hmmmmm, what would those yummy words be? I got it! "Have fun on the moon...". What rhymes with "moon"? Tune? Roon? Noon? Goon?
- Bakerman: How about “loon?”
- SpongeBob: I got it! "See you soon!”
- Countdown: [SpongeBob heads back to Sandy’s dome with the cake. The rocket is a few seconds from takeoff] T-minus 12, 11, 10, 9, 8…
- SpongeBob: No, Sandy! Wait! You can't go without your sheet cake! [grabs a hold of the ladder, but falls into the rocket] Whoa!
- Sandy: [sees SpongeBob] SpongeBob? What in cold chicken and pickles are you doing in my ship?
- SpongeBob: [panting, and out of breath] I went to get you a, so I went to the, and then I got you a, and then T-minus something, and…
- Countdown: Launch commencing.
- Sandy: Nevermind. Can't stop the countdown now. Better strap yourself down. Looks like you're going on a mooncation!
- SpongeBob: I am?! Whoooooo! Moon trip! Moon trip! Moon trip! [rocket takes off] Hey Sandy? Sandy? Sandy? Sandy? Sandy? Hey, Sandy...
- Sandy: Uh, I'm kinda busy here, SpongeBob. Gotta recalculate to account for the extra weight.
- SpongeBob: Oh, I just wanted to show you the…
- Sandy: for the afterburners! [activates afterburners; propels rocket further] What were you saying, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Oh, I… brought you a “bon voyage” sheet cake.
- Sandy: You can't bring regular food into space!
- SpongeBob: Wha, wha, wha, why not?
- Sandy: Because, as we leave Earth's gravity, everything becomes weightless, and any un-contained food will float off in all directions!
- SpongeBob: Oh. Is that a bad thing?
- Sandy: Only if it gets sucked into the reverse spatial linearity drive. [cake floats into the reverse spatial linearity drive. The rocket engine malfunctions and turns off] Ah nuts!
- SpongeBob: Oops. Sorry Sandy.
- Sandy: [presses "Toss" button, and gets dressed in a large space suit] Well, it's a good thing I've brought my special space suit designed for just this kind of situation! Now, try not to file anything else up while I'm saving our necks. [goes into space] Aha! There's our problem. [clears the cake out from the the reverse spatial linearity drive.]’' Eh, could've used more nuts. [comes back inside rocket] Okay. I've got her up and running, again. Now, can you please sit with your hands folded for a while, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Roger that! Folding hands.
- Sandy: Now, get ready for lunar module se…
- SpongeBob: [folds hands into a bird] What do you think Sandy?
- Sandy: Just don't touch anything while we separate.
- SpongeBob: Ok.
- Sandy: [detaches rocket from boosters] That looks like a good spot. [lands on the moon, sets camp up] Alright, SpongeBob. Now that our camp is set up, it's time for some moon crater boarding! [brings out boards]
- SpongeBob: What's moon crater boarding?
- Sandy: You ride these on that like this. [jumps on and rides her snowboard on the moon]’' Yeehaw! Right here is the Flip-a-dee-do-dah. [flips her board in midair] Right there is the classic Texas tail grab. [grabs tail, and twists it into the shape of Texas] And this I call the 7-20 Nut Drop. [spins and breaks an asteroid into an acorn and eats it]’' Munchie! And let's not forget my grandpappy's favorite: The Tour to Saturn. [lies down on Saturn's rings] ‘' Star gazer! Yeehaw! Nothing like extreme sports and zero gravity! Alright your turn.
- SpongeBob: Oh gee Sandy. I don't know. This looks kinda scary.
- Sandy: Oh, come on SpongeBob. You got this! It's a can of corn.
- SpongeBob: I don't know what corn is, but I sure like cans. Alright, I'll give it a try. [jumps on board and floats off into space] Sandy, this doesn't seem right.
- Sandy: Uh oh! Looks like SpongeBob's too light for lunar gravity. SpongeBob, grab a hold of this! [lassos asteroid to SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: [grabs onto asteroid] Ok. [the rock pulls SpongeBob to the moon surface. SpongeBob begins to surf the moon, but screams]
- Sandy: Wow, SpongeBob! What do you call that trick? [SpongeBob keeps screaming] Interesting. Maybe you can teach me how to do a “Waaaaah!”
- SpongeBob: [SpongeBob continues screaming, and begins to surf over a satellite] Hey, this is kind of fun! [leaps, and bounces off the satellite, damaging it]
- Character on TV: [shifts to Patrick watching TV] Carol, your real father is… [TV goes out due to satellite damage]
- Patrick: Hey! Who's Carol's real father?!
- SpongeBob: [scene returns to SpongeBob] Watch this Sandy! [ties an asteroid to his helmet to hold him down] Alright. A no-look... let's see... a one-footed, tongue-out, flip, leg up… [accidentally smashes into rocket's fuel tank, making it leak] puncture into the side of the rocket.
- Sandy: You did great, SpongeBob! But, you should call your trick the "no-look, one-footed, tongue-out, flip, leg up, puncture the fuel tank on the rocket.”
- SpongeBob: Oops!
- Sandy: Come on, SpongeBob. We gotta get while there's still enough fuel to make it home!
- SpongeBob: Wait! I have to do something very important! [takes picture of himself “holding the earth”] There! [both go into the rocket, and head for earth] So, we are going to make it, aren’t we Sandy?
- Sandy: If the fuel holds out, there's no reason to panic. [rocket fuel signs shows “Empty”. Rocket starts falling to earth] Without the engines, we've lost all control. We're coming in too steep!
- SpongeBob: Is that bad?
- Sandy: [unbuckles seatbelt] Only if you consider being consumed in a giant fireball “bad”.
- SpongeBob: Well, in that case, I won’t… giant fireball?! [unbuckles seatbelt, but hits wall]’' Sandy, where are you going?
- Sandy: 'm going to take this bull by the horns! [Lassos the nose of the rocket. Rocket begins to catch fire as it descends towards earth]
- SpongeBob: Are we gonna get consumed in a giant fireball?
- Sandy: Not if I can keep her nose up we aren't. Hang on! It's gonna get bumpy when we hit the atmosphere. [the rocket keeps falling at a faster rate. SpongeBob yells in terror] Yeehaw!
- SpongeBob: [continues screaming] My goodness!
- Sandy: Yeehaw! Yeehaw!!! [rockets crashes]
- SpongeBob: Oh, oh my gosh! Sandy! Sandy, are you okay? [Sandy groans] Oh, Sandy. I'm sorry I ruined your vacation.
- Sandy: Ruined? Oh heck no! That was the most fun I've had in a toad's age! Once I get my rocket fixed, you and me is heading to Mars. Now, let's go grab another one of them sheet cakes.
- Both of them: [laugh]