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| − | *(Opens with SpongeBob cleaning the Krusty Krab bathroom) |
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| + | {{L|''[SpongeBob is in the bathroom, looking at a filthy sink mirror]''}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Sounds like Mr. Krabs is bragging about me again to his associates. </span>''(Listens at the door)'' |
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| ⚫ | {{L|SpongeBob|You're nothing! Is all that grime meant to scare me? I've seen sardines tougher than you are. Time to put you in your place. ''[squirts soap on his head and scrubs the mirror clean]'' You look clean! Sorry about those harsh words. ''[gets mop and bucket]'' Now time to attack these floors!}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I have.</span> |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|It sounds like Mr. Krabs is bragging about me again. ''[chuckles as he turns to reveal an ear]''}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Yep, he's gonna have to – WHAT? Let the little guy go? </span>''(Paranoid)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Little guy, who's the little guy? It must be either me or Squidward. </span>''(Walks up to Squidward who is sitting on the floor)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Whew, I am taller! You're the little guy, Squidsy.</span> |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Yep. ''[laughs]''}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Squidward looked taller there for a second. Better get a more accurate measurement. </span>''(Climbs into the cashier boat with Squidward)'' |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, he's gonna have to-- ''[shocked]'' WHAT? LET THE LITTLE GUY GO?! Little guy? Who's the little guy? It must be either me, or ''[gasps]'' Squidward! ''[SpongeBob stands behind Squidward who is sitting down]'' Well, it looks like you're the little guy, Squiddy!}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Oh, just seeing which one of us is the “little guy”. </span>''(Stretches his head)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> And it looks like it is you.</span> |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward looked a bit talller there for a second. ''[SpongeBob next to Squidward]''}} |
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| − | *'''Squidward:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> No, I'm not. </span>''(Walks away)'' |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Just seeing which on of us is the little guy... ''[makes himself taller]'' ...and it looks like it IS you!}} |
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| + | {{L|Squidward|No, I'm not. ''[walks away]''}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> </span>''(Leaves)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Goodbye, Krusty Krab. Goodbye life as I know it. </span>''(Is blown away by a gust of wind)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> </span>''(Cut to Mr. Krabs still talking on the telephone)'' |
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| ⚫ | {{L|SpongeBob|You'll care when you find out what's gonna happen to the little guy. WHOA! ''[walks off balance and falls and breaks a table]'' Oh, who am I kidding? I need to face the facts. ''[makes a strange face]'' Face the facts that I THA LIDDLE GUY! ''[tears up, making another face]'' And dat Mr. Krabs is lething me go tohay.}} |
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| − | *'''Mr. Krabs:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Yeah, as much as I don't like doing it, I have to let him go. </span>''(Gestures to a cage with a clam in it)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Gotten too big for his cage. </span>''(Frees the clam)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Go on, little guy, fly away. You'll be missed. </span>''(SpongeBob drifts through the window of his pineapple)'' |
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| − | *'''Gary:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Meow.</span> |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|''[walks through the doors and becomes flattened]'' Goodbye, Krusty Krab. Goodbye, life as I know it. ''[the wind blows SpongeBob away]''}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Oh, what's the use, Gary. I've lost the will to go on. </span>''(Cries, then stops when he sees Patrick dragging his refrigerator on a rope)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Hi, Patrick.</span> |
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| + | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, as much as I hate doing it, I have to let him go. ''[a little scallop in a cage is shown]'' He's gotten too big for his cage. ''[releases the scallop]'' Go on, fly away, you'll be missed}} |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Oh, sorry to interrupt your fit of self-loathing, SpongeBob. I'm just borrowing your refrigerator again.</span> |
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| + | {{L|''[SpongeBob floats into his house, landing in a chair]''}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> What happened to yours?</span> |
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| + | {{L|Gary|Meeeooow.}} |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Nothing, it's just empty.</span> |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, what's the use, Gary? ''[buries his face in the seat of the chair]'' I've lost the will to go on! ''[bursts into tears]''}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Oh, get it out of my sight! Now that I have no means of purchasing food for myself I do not need a refrigerator</span> |
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| + | {{L|''[SpongeBob arrives from the door happily]''}} |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Well don't get down on yourself, buddy. You can still purchase food for me.</span> |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Director.}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Oh no I can't, Patrick. I lost my job today. I won't be able to buy food for you, or for Gary, or for anybody!</span> |
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| + | {{L|Director|Very well. ''[grabs a megaphone]'' LOSE THE PANTS!}} |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Oh no, what are you going to do?</span> |
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| + | {{L|''[a hook grabs onto SpongeBob's pants and takes them away, leaving him naked]''}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I don't know, I don't know, I don't know! I've been a fry cook for so long, I – I don't think I could do anything else.</span> |
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| + | {{L|Director|Hans, do you have my star?!}} |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I know, SpongeBob! Just do what I do when I'm looking for a job! </span>''(Sits in SpongeBob's armchair)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Kick back, watch some TV and chug down a carton of drinkable sausage. </span>''(He does so)'' |
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| + | {{L|''[a door opens and Hans comes out and grabs SpongeBob]''}} |
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| − | *'''Gary:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Meow.</span> |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|What's happening? ''[lights turn on]'' W-what's happening?}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Good, Gary, there have to be some job openings in the classifieds. </span>''(Takes some newspaper that Gary was sitting on)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Although these ads smell a little out of date. I'd better get some fresh ones. </span>''(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick sat at the kitchen table reading the classifieds)'' |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Lawyer? No, too much arguing. Stunt driver? Don't have a boating license. Astronaut? Don't like food in a bag. Oh, this one sounds interesting. “Bank teller needed”. That shouldn't be too much of a stretch from fry cooking. </span>''(Cut to SpongeBob working at the bank)'' |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> </span>''(Counting out money)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> 20, 40, 60, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97. </span>''(Flips it with a spatula and turns it into a Krabby Patty)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Order up! </span>''(The boss rips off his name badge)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> </span>''(Cut to SpongeBob building a house shaped like a Krabby Patty)'' |
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| + | {{L|Director|Don't you get it? You are the cleaning utensil. ''[cameraman turns on camera]'' Roll speed!}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> What do you think, boss?</span> |
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| + | {{L|''[Clapperman comes by]''}} |
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| − | *'''Boss:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Clam shells! What have you done, boy? I told you to build me a house, not a sandwich! </span>''(Kicks SpongeBob and Patrick away)'' |
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| + | {{L|Clapperman|New Sponge commercial, take 1. ''[runs off]''}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I guess I'm not a carpenter, Patrick. </span>''(Walks in front of a billboard advertising a sponge model job)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I need to start fresh, with a job that feels natural. Something that says, “this is a job for a sponge”. Any idea where I can find a job like that, Patrick?</span> |
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| + | {{L|Director|ACTION!!!}} |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Nope. Oh, but yes! It's so obvious! You should work at the Krusty Krab, they need a fry cook.</span> |
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| ⚫ | {{L|Announcer|''[who sounds like Dr. Gill Gilliam]'' Oh, no! Your bathroom is a disaster! Get it cleaned up fast with The New Sponge. ''[SpongeBob stammers]'' Household chores a smash with New Sponge. ''[Hans squeezes him]'' It cleans sinks. ''[Hans cleans the sink, and the faucet]'' Just look at that shot! New Sponge cuts through even the toughest grime and filth! New Sponge also cleans showers. ''[Hans cleans the walls]'' Ha ha! That tile looks as good as new! But best of all, New Sponge can make any toilet sparkle! ''[SpongeBob gets suprised and looks at the toilet seat!]''}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I can't, Patrick, that's the job I got fired from, remember?</span> |
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| + | {{L|SpongeBob|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I can't do this!}} |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Oh. Perhaps you should talk to the sponge behind you. </span>''(Points to the billboard)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> He looks happy.</span> |
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| + | {{L|Director|CUT!!!!}} |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> That's just a billboard, Patrick.</span> |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Well, why don't you get a job as a billboard?</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I … don't think that's physically possible. But I could audition to be a sponge model!</span> |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Fine, do it your way. </span>''(Cut to a television studio)'' |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Wow, what a set-up. I don't know, Patrick, maybe this was a mistake. Maybe I don't have the talent.</span> |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Oh, you have the talent. But do you have the natural ability?</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Yeah, but - wait, isn't that the same thing?</span> |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Why don't you find out? </span>''(Gestures to the door that says “Auditions”)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> </span>'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Wait! I can't do this, Patrick. What if I don't stack up to the competition? Maybe I should just beg Mr. Krabs for my old job back. </span>''(Starts to leave, but Patrick stops him)'' |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> No way! It's too late for that now. Krabs doesn't need you any more; this is your chance to prove you don't need him! Now get in there and earn me some groceries! </span>''(Pushes SpongeBob through the door)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> My friend here wants to audition for the sponge model role.</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Well, want is a strong word. I'd like an audition but if you've already cast it that's fine, have you cast it? I think she's already cast it, we'd better go, Patrick.</span> |
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| − | *'''Receptionist:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Hold it, you want the audition, kid? You got it.</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I did?</span> |
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| − | *'''Receptionist:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Show me what you got.</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> OK. Here goes. Patrick, please? </span>''(Patrick sounds a tuning fork; SpongeBob clears his throat and starts to sing badly)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Sorry.</span> |
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| − | *'''Receptionist:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> OK, OK, OK, let's get on with this trainwreck.</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> OK, getting on it. </span>''(Starts to sing again)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> When you dream upon a wish, you'll be heartened to know that hope fills your dish to the brim.</span> |
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| − | *'''Receptionist:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> All right, all right, thank you, I've heard enough.</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:''' How'd I do? |
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| − | *'''Receptionist:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Horribly. I've seen clams with more talent than you. But since the role specifically calls for a real sponge the part is yours. Here's the script, we start shooting tomorrow at 10, don't be late. </span>''(SpongeBob grabs the script and runs outside)'' |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I guess a sponge can make it in town. I am gonna be a star. </span>''(Imagines a crowd of fans and paparazzi)'' |
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| − | *'''Reporter:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I'm standing here with the new face of television, Mr SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm sure the viewing audience would love to know, how does it feel to be the next big thing?</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Fantastic. </span>''(Puts on a pair of sunglasses)'' |
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| − | *'''Crowd:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> SpongeBob, SpongeBob, SpongeBob, SpongeBob, SpongeBob, SpongeBob!</span> |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> SpongeBob! Hey, SpongeBob! </span>''(SpongeBob snaps out of his fantasy)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> You say something?</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Yes I did, Patrick. I said, you're looking at the new face of television.</span> |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> All right!</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Better go home and get some beauty sleep.</span> |
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| − | *'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Yeah, beauty sleep! </span>''(Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick walking home)'' |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> That's right, you are looking at a changed sponge! But don't worry, I won't forget all the people who helped me on the way up.</span> |
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| − | *'''Mr. Krabs:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Afternoon, boyo.</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Ah, just as I was saying. I'd like to thank you for giving me my humble start. I won't forget you.</span> |
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| − | *'''Mr. Krabs:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> What was that about? Eh, probably just nonsense and babbling as usual.</span> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, when next you see me it shall be on the television. ''(Goes into his house)'' |
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| − | ''(Cut to the next day, where SpongeBob is arriving at the studio)'' |
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| − | *'''Receptionist:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Oh, you're back!</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> A star's first day is his most important.</span> |
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| − | *'''Receptionist:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> OK, let me see if they're ready on set. </span>''(Talks into her headset)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> SpongeBob's here, sir. Uh huh. OK, great. </span>''(To SpongeBob)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> OK, you can go right in.</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> </span>''(Goes in)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Director.</span> |
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| − | *'''Director:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Very well. </span>''(Through a megaphone)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Lose the pants! </span>''(A hook rips SpongeBob's pants off)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Hans, here is my star! </span>''(A real life hand picks SpongeBob up)'' |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> What's happening? W-w-what's happening?</span> |
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| − | *'''Director:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Don't you get it? You ARE the cleaning utentil! Roll speed!</span> |
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| − | *'''Fish:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> New sponge commercial, take one. </span>''(Shows clapperboard)'' |
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| − | *'''Director:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Action!</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Nooooo! </span>''(Refuses to go into the toilet)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I can't do this!</span> |
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| − | *'''Director:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Cut!</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I'm sorry, I don't think I'm cut out for acting.</span> |
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| − | *'''Director:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> What? You said you were a professional actor.</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Well, I'm not. I am a fry cook. </span>''(Puts his work hat on)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> That's what I am. </span>''(Takes out a spatula)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> And that's what I've always been. I'm sorry to waste your time, mister. </span>''(Leaves)'' |
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| − | *'''Director:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Wait! Waaaait! </span>''(Cut to Mr. Krabs making a house of cards out of money)'' |
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| − | *'''Mr. Krabs:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Ever so gently … </span>''(SpongeBob bursts in)'' |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Mr. Krabs! </span>''(Cries)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Please take me back! Please! I promise I'll do better! Please!</span> |
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| − | *'''Mr. Krabs:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Boy, what are you going on about?</span> |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I heard you on the phone saying you were going to let the little guy go. But I don't want to go! Please don't let me go, Mr. Krabs. You're looking at a little guy that doesn't want to go!</span> |
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| − | *'''Mr. Krabs:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> All right, boyo, I won't get rid of you. On one condition … </span>''(Cut to SpongeBob cleaning a toilet)'' |
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| − | *'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, boy! This is the best job in the world. |
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| − | *'''Hans:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> </span>''(In the next cubicle)''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Hey, would you keep it down in there? I'm trying to concentrate.</span> |
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- [SpongeBob is in the bathroom, looking at a filthy sink mirror]
- SpongeBob: You're nothing! Is all that grime meant to scare me? I've seen sardines tougher than you are. Time to put you in your place. [squirts soap on his head and scrubs the mirror clean] You look clean! Sorry about those harsh words. [gets mop and bucket] Now time to attack these floors!
- Mr. Krabs: [in his office, on the phone] Are you kidding? He's a fortune to have around the workplace...
- SpongeBob: It sounds like Mr. Krabs is bragging about me again. [chuckles as he turns to reveal an ear]
- Mr. Krabs: ...I mean he's been here for such a long time now...
- SpongeBob: Yep. [laughs]
- Mr. Krabs: ...but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let the little guy go now.
- SpongeBob: Yes, he's gonna have to-- [shocked] WHAT? LET THE LITTLE GUY GO?! Little guy? Who's the little guy? It must be either me, or [gasps] Squidward! [SpongeBob stands behind Squidward who is sitting down] Well, it looks like you're the little guy, Squiddy!
- Squidward: No, and I want you to stop calling me Squiddy. [walks away]
- SpongeBob: Squidward looked a bit talller there for a second. [SpongeBob next to Squidward]
- Squidward: What do you think you're doing?
- SpongeBob: Just seeing which on of us is the little guy... [makes himself taller] ...and it looks like it IS you!
- Squidward: No, I'm not. [walks away]
- SpongeBob: Squidward! [becomes short again] Squidward, wait! We haven't tried it with my legs at full extension yet! [extends legs]
- Squidward: I don't care! Now get back in the kitchen!
- SpongeBob: You'll care when you find out what's gonna happen to the little guy. WHOA! [walks off balance and falls and breaks a table] Oh, who am I kidding? I need to face the facts. [makes a strange face] Face the facts that I THA LIDDLE GUY! [tears up, making another face] And dat Mr. Krabs is lething me go tohay.
- Squidward: [smiles] Krabs is letting you go today? [laughs] As if I won't have to keep working with you ever again. [laughs]
- SpongeBob: [walks through the doors and becomes flattened] Goodbye, Krusty Krab. Goodbye, life as I know it. [the wind blows SpongeBob away]
- Mr. Krabs: Yeah, as much as I hate doing it, I have to let him go. [a little scallop in a cage is shown] He's gotten too big for his cage. [releases the scallop] Go on, fly away, you'll be missed
- [SpongeBob floats into his house, landing in a chair]
- Gary: Meeeooow.
- SpongeBob: Oh, what's the use, Gary? [buries his face in the seat of the chair] I've lost the will to go on! [bursts into tears]
- [SpongeBob arrives from the door happily]
- SpongeBob: I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Director.
- Director: Very well. [grabs a megaphone] LOSE THE PANTS!
- [a hook grabs onto SpongeBob's pants and takes them away, leaving him naked]
- Director: Hans, do you have my star?!
- [a door opens and Hans comes out and grabs SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: What's happening? [lights turn on] W-what's happening?
- Director: In this scene, you'll be cleaning bathroom sudjects.
- SpongeBob: Okay, so where's my cleaning utensil?
- Director: Don't you get it? You are the cleaning utensil. [cameraman turns on camera] Roll speed!
- [Clapperman comes by]
- Clapperman: New Sponge commercial, take 1. [runs off]
- Director: ACTION!!!
- Announcer: [who sounds like Dr. Gill Gilliam] Oh, no! Your bathroom is a disaster! Get it cleaned up fast with The New Sponge. [SpongeBob stammers] Household chores a smash with New Sponge. [Hans squeezes him] It cleans sinks. [Hans cleans the sink, and the faucet] Just look at that shot! New Sponge cuts through even the toughest grime and filth! New Sponge also cleans showers. [Hans cleans the walls] Ha ha! That tile looks as good as new! But best of all, New Sponge can make any toilet sparkle! [SpongeBob gets suprised and looks at the toilet seat!]
- SpongeBob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I can't do this!
- Director: CUT!!!!