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== The New Sponge==
 
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|title = Model Sponge
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|next = Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful
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|titlecard = Model Sponge.jpg
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|season = 7
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|episode = 130b
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|airdate = [[November 27]], [[2009]]
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|seasonname = seven
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Revision as of 06:37, 21 July 2011

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SpongeBob: I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Director

Director: Very well. (Grabs a megaphone) LOSE THE PANTS!!

(A hook grabs onto SpongeBobs pants and takes them away, leaving him naked)

Director: Hans, Do you have my star?!

(A door opens and Hans comes out and grabs SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: What's happening? (Lights turn on) W-what's happening?

Director: In this scene, you'll be cleaning bathroom sudjects.

SpongeBob: Okay, so where's my cleaning utencil?

Director: Don't you get it? You are the cleaning utencil. (Cameraman turns on camera) Roll speed!

(Clapperman comes by)

Clapperman: New Sponge commercial, take 1. (Runs off)

Director: ACTION!!!

Announcer (who sounds like Dr. Gill Gilliam) Oh, no! Your bathroom is a disaster! Get it cleaned up fast with The New Sponge. (SpongeBob stammers) Household chores a smash with New Sponge. (Hans squeezes him) It cleans sinks. (Hans cleans the sink, and the faucet) Just look at that shot! New Sponge cuts through even the toppest crime entrent! New Sponge also cleans showers. (Hans cleans the walls) Ha ha! That tile looks as good as new! But best of all, New Sponge can make any toilet sparkle! (SpongeBob gets suprised and looks at the toilet seat!

SpongeBob: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! I can't do this!

Director: CUT!!!!